06-28-2020, 10:08 PM | #1 |
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Wanderer 0-0 vs Neighbor 0-0 - NEIGHBOR WINS
Netcees Pic League Min: 10 Lines Max: 16 Lines Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree Due Thursday, 7/2 at Midnight PST For everything else, check the Rules Thread @Neighbor @Wanderer |
06-28-2020, 10:58 PM | #2 |
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06-29-2020, 01:45 AM | #3 |
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07-01-2020, 05:42 AM | #5 |
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07-01-2020, 10:45 AM | #6 |
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Growing ur hair like ur idol?! that shit’s hurtin u bad If anyone thought Neigh Fringe on some gay shit... this pic confirms he a fag Def bullied at school... sticks & stones caused this guy harm Knew u had a chip on ur shoulder just didn’t expect one on ur right arm Such a sad n sorry face. Get the gun to ur head & hands in rope ties Those puppy dog eyes won’t stop me wanting to dump u in a bag by the roadside Sweet talking to that precious hair? Comb too hard & ur wigs not killer Obviously a bieber fan. Looks like u say Sorry with a hairbrush in the mirror The state of ur shirt! Goons run in & I’m not the man to stop em shotty remove ur Head & Shoulders... but that’s no excuse for ur dandruff problem See I’ll attach the infra & aim... that scene & this pic are the same Cos u’ll have that exact expressionless look when u see light appear from the frame Prepubescent bitch. Talk to a chick & there’s no wayyy she gon’ flirt Got the face of a 14 year old girl... against her will at a Bieber concert Ur TRASH & There’s a solid text scene that ur shit just sours How Neigh got effortless flow? Looks like u’ve been struggling to piss for hours Last edited by Wanderer; 07-01-2020 at 02:38 PM. |
07-01-2020, 10:37 PM | #7 |
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Wand? Nah, just a gay wizard You look like SpongeBob went live action & they got Aziz Ansari to play Squidward You ain’t champin shit; just caption pics tryna force a pipe-dream Like, “Just battled Neigh, feelin great — got my head in the clouds w/ the board behind me” Almost see-through & paper-thin.. but the chemo looks great on him Favorite toys growin up were Newport 100’s & a chunk of depleted uranium This nerd writes gun bars? It’s Murder One if I pull it Give you matchin tortoise shell frames when ya body turtle up from these bullets This homo’s swallowed more dicks than his stomach can digest You’re such a lily-picking little ray of sunshine, you got ‘em growing under ya biceps Lookin hungry & tired from buzzin off ice, bet it isn’t all glitz Named himself “Wand” cuz he’s grippin on sticks, then opens his mouth for a hidden ball trick You got a face that screams, “I SNITCH TO THE COPS” Keep hittin that vape — the only Sig replacement you’re getting’s when I switch to the Glock Say goodbye to ya hairline; I’m puttin a halo around his head We’ll see another two fingers on a longneck, but it’ll be the paramedics’ when they pronounce him dead 16 |
07-01-2020, 11:03 PM | #8 |
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Wanderer verse was better than he usually drops. Really liked the 14 year old girls face. Also I’m a pedo so I can relate. Total vibe.
Neighbor opener was flames. So was Newport uranium bar and your closer. Rest was solid. Problem with wanderer verse is the lows were really low. Hard to get into it. Better than normal and had some enjoyable stuff. Vote neighbor
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07-02-2020, 03:55 AM | #9 |
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Growing ur hair like ur idol?! that shit’s hurtin u bad If anyone thought Neigh Fringe on some gay shit... this pic confirms he a fag ^ might have missed the wordplay here tbh Def bullied at school... sticks & stones caused this guy harm Knew u had a chip on ur shoulder just didn’t expect one on ur right arm ^ more of a statement than a diss to me Such a sad n sorry face. Get the gun to ur head & hands in rope ties Those puppy dog eyes won’t stop me wanting to dump u in a bag by the roadside ^ it's okay nothing too tough Sweet talking to that precious hair? Comb too hard & ur wigs not killer Obviously a bieber fan. Looks like u say Sorry with a hairbrush in the mirror ^ worded badly imo but on to something The state of ur shirt! Goons run in & I’m not the man to stop em shotty remove ur Head & Shoulders... but that’s no excuse for ur dandruff problem ^ thought this was hard tbh See I’ll attach the infra & aim... that scene & this pic are the same Cos u’ll have that exact expressionless look when u see light appear from the frame ^ okay Prepubescent bitch. Talk to a chick & there’s no wayyy she gon’ flirt Got the face of a 14 year old girl... against her will at a Bieber concert ^ lol good current event bar and tie in Ur TRASH & There’s a solid text scene that ur shit just sours How Neigh got effortless flow? Looks like u’ve been struggling to piss for hours ^ ehh okay Neigh: Wand? Nah, just a gay wizard You look like SpongeBob went live action & they got Aziz Ansari to play Squidward ^ LMAO I liked this You ain’t champin shit; just caption pics tryna force a pipe-dream Like, “Just battled Neigh, feelin great — got my head in the clouds w/ the board behind me” ^ ehh not a real punch Almost see-through & paper-thin.. but the chemo looks great on him Favorite toys growin up were Newport 100’s & a chunk of depleted uranium ^ lol ok This nerd writes gun bars? It’s Murder One if I pull it Give you matchin tortoise shell frames when ya body turtle up from these bullets ^ was alright This homo’s swallowed more dicks than his stomach can digest You’re such a lily-picking little ray of sunshine, you got ‘em growing under ya biceps ^ lol ok Lookin hungry & tired from buzzin off ice, bet it isn’t all glitz Named himself “Wand” cuz he’s grippin on sticks, then opens his mouth for a hidden ball trick ^ alright You got a face that screams, “I SNITCH TO THE COPS” Keep hittin that vape — the only Sig replacement you’re getting’s when I switch to the Glock ^ over my head maybe? Idk Say goodbye to ya hairline; I’m puttin a halo around his head We’ll see another two fingers on a longneck, but it’ll be the paramedics’ when they pronounce him dead ^ I fucked with this closer Overall I've got Neigh taking this had a few harder hits noticeably the opener and closer. You guys both had some misses it was spotty here and there but I'm sure you'll both pick up some momentum as the season progresses V/Neigh |
07-04-2020, 08:37 AM | #10 |
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fringe was ok.. a lil rewording and coulda been a haymaker
chip on the shoulder wasnt good man puppy dog was a compliment.. lol i liked the idea but corny here sorry was cool dandruff was ok, then i zoomed in the pic and made it better lol light is decent 14 yr old was solid closer is niiiiice.. haha there we go vs googled it and it was funny quote line was light cancer line is ehhh didnt fuck with it turtle up? i dunno man lol lily picking is corny hudden ball trick is a fire concept but was ok here Sig lines gotta be banger if u do them and this was regular heard this before but it was relevant here and was def a stinggeerr both closers were fiiiire.. next best were squidward from neigh and the 14 yr old beiber from wand.. this is even as fuckkkk.. went back and counted lines that were ok or better and it was 5-4 wand.. barely.. damnn v wanderer
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07-04-2020, 09:12 PM | #11 |
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Puppy eyes Dandruff 14yr Piss for hours VS SpongeBob Ray of sunshine kinda corny but okish Closer V wanderer ..I feel like neigh shit the bed here... Wasn't feeling much..he did mention being busy...and it shows .
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07-05-2020, 05:32 PM | #12 |
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Such a sad n sorry face. Get the gun to ur head & hands in rope ties
Those puppy dog eyes won’t stop me wanting to dump u in a bag by the roadside The state of ur shirt! Goons run in & I’m not the man to stop em shotty remove ur Head & Shoulders... but that’s no excuse for ur dandruff problem Holy shit this^is fire. I'mna call lotb now, before I even read the rest of the batt. Wording, concept & relevance to the pic/white spots on his shoulder all make this bar a banger Ur TRASH & There’s a solid text scene that ur shit just sours How Neigh got effortless flow? Looks like u’ve been struggling to piss for hours Vs. Nah, just a gay wizard You look like SpongeBob went live action & they got Aziz Ansari to play Squidward You ain’t champin shit; just caption pics tryna force a pipe-dream Like, “Just battled Neigh, feelin great — got my head in the clouds w/ the board behind me” Almost see-through & paper-thin.. but the chemo looks great on him Favorite toys growin up were Newport 100’s & a chunk of depleted uranium Say goodbye to ya hairline; I’m puttin a halo around his head We’ll see another two fingers on a longneck, but it’ll be the paramedics’ when they pronounce him dead This closer is on par w/ head & shoulders for lotb. Dope shit Close, 4-3 in quotables Mvgt Neighbor
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07-05-2020, 06:56 PM | #13 |
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Honestly this was a dope fuckimg battle
Wanderer drop some fucking heat yo. That chip on your shoulder, dump you on the side of the road line was dope. I mean dude brought. But neigh is another fucking level lol. I think I liked every line from aside from maybe 2 that opener was killer Vote neighbor |
07-05-2020, 07:15 PM | #14 |
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07-05-2020, 07:34 PM | #15 |
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Wand- puppy dog eyes, Bieber could have been better if worded better.
Head n shoulders and piss were nice Neigh - opener, pipe dream, Uranium was cool ray of sunshine was cool. Sig switch was dope and two fingers On a long neck was flames Overall I fucked with wands verse here just felt he worded it poorly and neighs verse was well worded with a few more quotable hits for me. V/neigh props to both |
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