Zuch 0-0 vs Destroyer 0-0 - ZUCH WINS

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@Zuchiefiasco


@Destroyer

[UPN Zuch]

Hey Des. I’ll match whatever you want <3

[Destroyer]

Well 12-14 should suffice in this farce

[UPN Zuch]

She said that you could rap and you socked her still
Lookin like you tried to get on with Dr Dre but ended up on Dr Phil
“Look we’re Em and Kim!! Halloween was a sick day!!”
Those aren’t costumes bro, the image date says mid-May
You are NOT Em, you getting cooked in this place
Your girl said you’re a one-hit wonder, and I can tell by the look on her face
Split his head from the ear to neck
He’s Devon Sawa if the Little Giants lost, she’s Hayden Panettiere on meth
That woman is BATTERED, but you’re trash with the slappin’ acts
She DOES belong in a Shelter, just not the one you’re rappin’ at
Des is a liberal, so why’d he hit that chick with a fist?
Now he’s yellin’ fuck the Free World when that bitch Lickity Split

[Destroyer]

Zuch a child at heart. My punches neverland with poise dude
That panface got a Hook nose that looks like it could fit all the lost boys too
u will prolly win that tourney tho. ur a beast with bars & u got a real shot
But if we’re saying summer classic...we have to also admit that this one’s not
what u drinking on tho? cuz des for real can’t tell
I know that’s not Budweiser cause he let u kiss him on film as well
nah des sees through ur ruse tho. But I spot a flawed plot
It’s unnecessary to distract a guy that hard to point & laugh at his bald spot
Nice bracelet tho playa!!! I didn’t know u were banging that rough kid
I remember when I was born in 1924 we had a chandelier with that stuff hanging down from it
u look like a great kisser tho. I see a line forming to get a smooch from that cat Zuchie
girl Can’t Hardly Wait to be next & u look like the nerd who can’t feel his legs in that movie*





*who, coincidentally also starred in the movie Hook and has since retired from acting and now is a professor of corporate law & corporate finance at the Case Western Reserve University School of Law in Cleveland.

[UserName]

Zuch -

You are NOT Em, you getting cooked in this place
Your girl said you’re a one-hit wonder, and I can tell by the look on her face
Split his head from the ear to neck
He’s Devon Sawa if the Little Giants lost, she’s Hayden Panettiere on meth
That woman is BATTERED, but you’re trash with the slappin’ acts
She DOES belong in a Shelter, just not the one you’re rappin’ at
Des is a liberal, so why’d he hit that chick with a fist?
Now he’s yellin’ fuck the Free World when that bitch Lickity Split

Cool verse, started off very average but picked up heat as you went on. I didn’t really even get the mid-May line, is there a time stamp on the pic I’m missing? Still, dope verse overall, nice job.

Des -

Zuch a child at heart. My punches neverland with poise dude
That panface got a Hook nose that looks like it could fit all the lost boys too
nah des sees through ur ruse tho. But I spot a flawed plot
It’s unnecessary to distract a guy that hard to point & laugh at his bald spot

I wasn’t vibing with much here, bud. I get the Budweiser reference after your breakdown in the cord (lol), but it just wasn’t very impactful to me. I almost quoted the closer but it kinda felt a bit simple. Still a cool verse, you touched on a lot of individual things in the pic, which was nice, I love that you didn’t just focus on one thing, but you weren’t actually using that ammo in a clever enough or funny way for me.

Dope job to both of you getting this up so early though, just felt Zuch more on this one.

V - Zuch

[Victor.]

Originally Posted by Zuchiefiasco

She said that you could rap and you socked her still
Lookin like you tried to get on with Dr Dre but ended up on Dr Phil
...ok cool
“Look we’re Em and Kim!! Halloween was a sick day!!”
Those aren’t costumes bro, the image date says mid-May
....ehhhh
You are NOT Em, you getting cooked in this place
Your girl said you’re a one-hit wonder, and I can tell by the look on her face
...ok nice
Split his head from the ear to neck
He’s Devon Sawa if the Little Giants lost, she’s Hayden Panettiere on meth
...nahh
That woman is BATTERED, but you’re trash with the slappin’ acts
She DOES belong in a Shelter, just not the one you’re rappin’ at
...lol yes
Des is a liberal, so why’d he hit that chick with a fist?
Now he’s yellin’ fuck the Free World when that bitch Lickity Split
...yup

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Zuch a child at heart. My punches neverland with poise dude
That panface got a Hook nose that looks like it could fit all the lost boys too
...fire
u will prolly win that tourney tho. ur a beast with bars & u got a real shot
But if we’re saying summer classic...we have to also admit that this one’s not
....ehh only cuz I seen it too much
what u drinking on tho? cuz des for real can’t tell
I know that’s not Budweiser cause he let u kiss him on film as well
...nah
nah des sees through ur ruse tho. But I spot a flawed plot
It’s unnecessary to distract a guy that hard to point & laugh at his bald spot
...cool
Nice bracelet tho playa!!! I didn’t know u were banging that rough kid
I remember when I was born in 1924 we had a chandelier with that stuff hanging down from it
...lol wtf no
u look like a great kisser tho. I see a line forming to get a smooch from that cat Zuchie
girl Can’t Hardly Wait to be next & u look like the nerd who can’t feel his legs in that movie*
....never




*who, coincidentally also starred in the movie Hook and has since retired from acting and now is a professor of corporate law & corporate finance at the Case Western Reserve University School of Law in Cleveland.

Des has the best line and the best history lesson

Zuch had a more consistent verse


V zuch

[Adverse]

Zuch:
She said that you could rap and you socked her still
Lookin like you tried to get on with Dr Dre but ended up on Dr Phil
“Look we’re Em and Kim!! Halloween was a sick day!!”
Those aren’t costumes bro, the image date says mid-May
You are NOT Em, you getting cooked in this place
Your girl said you’re a one-hit wonder, and I can tell by the look on her face

Des:
Zuch a child at heart. My punches neverland with poise dude
That panface got a Hook nose that looks like it could fit all the lost boys too
nah des sees through ur ruse tho. But I spot a flawed plot
It’s unnecessary to distract a guy that hard to point & laugh at his bald spot

This was a fairly competitive battle but I'm leaning towards Zuch here was more one dimensional as to what he was dissing but had a few clever approaches Des attacked from more angles but was not as effective imo

V\Zuch

[Amen]

Zuch

Opener was a great concept but shitty and bland execution. No real impact.
Costumes was weak. No substance.
One hit wonder was ok.
Little giants reference wasn’t good. Great observation with a really poor execution.
Shelter was ok.
Closer had an ok set up but a poor punch attempt.

Des

Opener was good.
Summer Classic wasn’t good. Needed a harsher execution.
Budweiser reference was over my head?
Bald spot was a great observation but needed more substance to land effectively. Could’ve been more creative with that.
Last 2 fell really short.

As for the battle, each had 2 bars that were ok/good. Overall, very close but I think Des has the edge here, IMO. His bars were just executed better. Zuch had great concepts but lacked in execution.

Destroyer with the edge here.

[evaD]

Destroyer opener was fire but the rest wasn’t as good. Zuch was pretty consistent throughout. Shelter line was clever and the rest was all good.

Vote - Zuch

[FGR]

Mid may
Shelter

Vs

Nose opener was cool
I liked the budwiser line
Can't hardly wait

Vote... Des

I thought zuch flowed well but didn't pack a ton of sting..he was jabbing tho..wasnt crazy direct with the pic but it was alright.. Des had some bad misses but his connections were stronger... N he does look like that dude from can't hardly wait lol

[Mac]

She said that you could rap and you socked her still
Lookin like you tried to get on with Dr Dre but ended up on Dr Phil
You are NOT Em, you getting cooked in this place
Your girl said you’re a one-hit wonder, and I can tell by the look on her face
That woman is BATTERED, but you’re trash with the slappin’ acts
She DOES belong in a Shelter, just not the one you’re rappin’ at
Des is a liberal, so why’d he hit that chick with a fist?
Now he’s yellin’ fuck the Free World when that bitch Lickity Split

vs.

Zuch a child at heart. My punches neverland with poise dude
That panface got a Hook nose that looks like it could fit all the lost boys too
nah des sees through ur ruse tho. But I spot a flawed plot
It’s unnecessary to distract a guy that hard to point & laugh at his bald spot

I enjoyed reading Zuch's verse, I got kinda lost reading Destroyer's verse, no hate it was pretty decent too after thinking thoroughly, but I got zuch here with consistency and rocking the humor factor. I quoted the bars I liked the most, v/zuch

[Zaddy]

She said that you could rap and you socked her still
Lookin like you tried to get on with Dr Dre but ended up on Dr Phil
ok
“Look we’re Em and Kim!! Halloween was a sick day!!”
Those aren’t costumes bro, the image date says mid-May
i don’t get it?
You are NOT Em, you getting cooked in this place
Your girl said you’re a one-hit wonder, and I can tell by the look on her face
fire lol
Split his head from the ear to neck
He’s Devon Sawa if the Little Giants lost, she’s Hayden Panettiere on meth
didnt hit me for me
That woman is BATTERED, but you’re trash with the slappin’ acts
She DOES belong in a Shelter, just not the one you’re rappin’ at
nice
Des is a liberal, so why’d he hit that chick with a fist?
Now he’s yellin’ fuck the Free World when that bitch Lickity Split
ok


Vs



Zuch a child at heart. My punches neverland with poise dude
That panface got a Hook nose that looks like it could fit all the lost boys too
lol ok
u will prolly win that tourney tho. ur a beast with bars & u got a real shot
But if we’re saying summer classic...we have to also admit that this one’s not
nah
what u drinking on tho? cuz des for real can’t tell
I know that’s not Budweiser cause he let u kiss him on film as well
huh?
nah des sees through ur ruse tho. But I spot a flawed plot
It’s unnecessary to distract a guy that hard to point & laugh at his bald spot
ok
Nice bracelet tho playa!!! I didn’t know u were banging that rough kid
I remember when I was born in 1924 we had a chandelier with that stuff hanging down from it
commas are your friend, wasn’t feeling this. Kinda got confused
u look like a great kisser tho. I see a line forming to get a smooch from that cat Zuchie
girl Can’t Hardly Wait to be next & u look like the nerd who can’t feel his legs in that movie*
nah


Zuch had a good verse here, some nice lines with one hit wonder being LOTB. Des had some ok lines too but the wording was tough to read and a few bars completely missed for me. Props to both.


Vote Zuch

[Resin M-I-C]

dr phil was cool
thought there was a time stamp here, no on this tomfoolery
enjoyed one hit wonder
devon sawa ehhh
shelter was heaat
not feelin free world

vs

hooked worked, i dig it
summer classic was statementish
need an explanation on budweiser mannn
bald spot was ok felt it coulda been a banger with a lil twist to it
chandelier was light
had to google who u were talkin ab

zuch was up and down but had the two best lines here.. des usually fire, dont know what happened here, u def better than that

v zuch

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Zuch is usually fire but he was sub par here. Really dug the opener and shelter line that shit was hot.

Speaking of hot, Des has an impressive jawline and I would fuck his wife because she’s dope. Also he had a couple cool bars like his opener plus zuch is kissing a fucking guy I’m done


Vote DES