06-28-2020, 09:58 PM | #1 |
HE / HIM / FRAC
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Top iLL Dragster Two 0-0 vs Blue Bayou 0-0 - BLUE WINS
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06-28-2020, 10:14 PM | #2 |
Ukrainian Howlitzers
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Lmfaooooo check
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06-28-2020, 10:19 PM | #3 |
I <3 girls an good at sex
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Nice knowin ya
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06-29-2020, 02:03 PM | #4 |
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“69 hits different from a side lip” - TWO Really what the FUCK is this dude wearing? Guess which of these hoes I’m fucking, the only one with hoop earrings This dude a GIRL, a magician with no fear he is proud For his next trick he will make that beer bottle disappear in his mouth Please believe this fella is generous Those bitches don’t like you, they just think they met Ellen Degeneres And that hair gel? It’s proof of a mean scene If you take two steps back you will literally be glued to the TV This is an act of staged aggression With a Photo that looks like a JonBenet Ramsey age progression Nice pulls! These girls are true survivors You took them both home that night, you’re their fucking Uber driver
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06-29-2020, 05:34 PM | #5 |
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Just seeing if the flames went down, NOPE still smokin’
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07-02-2020, 04:59 PM | #6 | ||
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i know you’re eager, but gimmie time for this roasting son you keep telling me ‘Finnish Faggot’ after literally posting one lookin like the offspring of dykes that hang around Silver.. if the sister of Val Kilmer decided to pound Wilbur and let her pals film her you know nothing of being worked to death real Hard Labor is what you’re mother went thru to birth your head i’m droppin outright hits. fuck this clown dyke bitch even Ed Sheeran’s in shambles the Shape Of You turned out like this fuck friendship, you’re a token fat bum if you see me sticking my neck out for you it’s to gloat i have one those cheeks are why chicks be dreadin’ you punk not a stubborn bone in your body, you’re just pig-headed as fuck
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07-03-2020, 12:23 AM | #7 |
low tide in serotonin bay
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Two:
Really what the FUCK is this dude wearing? Guess which of these hoes I’m fucking, the only one with hoop earrings Please believe this fella is generous Those bitches don’t like you, they just think they met Ellen Degeneres Blue: Liked almost everything but thought opener could have been worded better, this whole verse was flames. I'd post it all but that seems like overkill Blue won this handily but honestly Two had some hits and I think if he works on his set ups a bit more he'll be trouble. Keep going V/Bluesy |
07-03-2020, 12:08 PM | #8 | ||
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As much as I think he fake af, mvgt Blue
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07-03-2020, 12:21 PM | #9 |
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Hair gel lime was fire
Top ill came flat on the rest Hard labor and pig headed was fire Mvgt blue
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07-04-2020, 09:19 AM | #10 |
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top becoming one of my fav reads.. consistently funny with the tv line the best highlight.. read blue’s opener and thought top was gonna take it.. but then next 8 were either solid or heavy hitters..
v blue
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07-04-2020, 08:47 PM | #11 |
Bags will be avenged
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Vs Opener. Val Kilmer, neck gloat I have blue pretty easily I don’t think saying you’ll fuck the other guy is effective in the proper way V/bb |
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