Top iLL Dragster Two 0-0 vs Blue Bayou 0-0 - BLUE WINS

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Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

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@TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO



@Blue Bayou (second from left)

[Blue Bayou]

Lmfaooooo check

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Nice knowin ya

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

“69 hits different from a side lip” - TWO


Really what the FUCK is this dude wearing?
Guess which of these hoes I’m fucking, the only one with hoop earrings
This dude a GIRL, a magician with no fear he is proud
For his next trick he will make that beer bottle disappear in his mouth
Please believe this fella is generous
Those bitches don’t like you, they just think they met Ellen Degeneres
And that hair gel? It’s proof of a mean scene
If you take two steps back you will literally be glued to the TV
This is an act of staged aggression
With a Photo that looks like a JonBenet Ramsey age progression
Nice pulls! These girls are true survivors
You took them both home that night, you’re their fucking Uber driver

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Just seeing if the flames went down, NOPE still smokin’

[Blue Bayou]

TOP iLL via PM
“WHEN ARE YOU POSTIN??”

TOP iLL via PM
“Hurry up and finish faggot!!”

sheesh..


i know you’re eager, but gimmie time for this roasting son
you keep telling me ‘Finnish Faggot’ after literally posting one
lookin like the offspring of dykes that hang around Silver..
if the sister of Val Kilmer decided to pound Wilbur and let her pals film her
you know nothing of being worked to death
real Hard Labor is what you’re mother went thru to birth your head
i’m droppin outright hits. fuck this clown dyke bitch
even Ed Sheeran’s in shambles the Shape Of You turned out like this
fuck friendship, you’re a token fat bum
if you see me sticking my neck out for you it’s to gloat i have one
those cheeks are why chicks be dreadin’ you punk
not a stubborn bone in your body, you’re just pig-headed as fuck

[Adverse]

Two:
Really what the FUCK is this dude wearing?
Guess which of these hoes I’m fucking, the only one with hoop earrings
Please believe this fella is generous
Those bitches don’t like you, they just think they met Ellen Degeneres

Blue:
Liked almost everything but thought opener could have been worded better, this whole verse was flames. I'd post it all but that seems like overkill

Blue won this handily but honestly Two had some hits and I think if he works on his set ups a bit more he'll be trouble. Keep going

V/Bluesy

[Barcotic]

Originally Posted by TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO

“69 hits different from a side lip” - TWO


Really what the FUCK is this dude wearing?
Guess which of these hoes I’m fucking, the only one with hoop earrings
Good
This dude a GIRL, a magician with no fear he is proud
For his next trick he will make that beer bottle disappear in his mouth
Not feeling it
Please believe this fella is generous
Those bitches don’t like you, they just think they met Ellen Degeneres
Dece
And that hair gel? It’s proof of a mean scene
If you take two steps back you will literally be glued to the TV
Lol dope, nice setup
This is an act of staged aggression
With a Photo that looks like a JonBenet Ramsey age progression
Nah
Nice pulls! These girls are true survivors
You took them both home that night, you’re their fucking Uber driver
Dece

Vs.

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

sheesh..


i know you’re eager, but gimmie time for this roasting son
you keep telling me ‘Finnish Faggot’ after literally posting one
Dope opener
lookin like the offspring of dykes that hang around Silver..
if the sister of Val Kilmer decided to pound Wilbur and let her pals film her
Fire scheme, mediocre idea. Decent bar
you know nothing of being worked to death
real Hard Labor is what you’re mother went thru to birth your head
Lolll yup, but *your mother
i’m droppin outright hits. fuck this clown dyke bitch
even Ed Sheeran’s in shambles the Shape Of You turned out like this
Another hit, nice
fuck friendship, you’re a token fat bum
if you see me sticking my neck out for you it’s to gloat i have one
Good
those cheeks are why chicks be dreadin’ you punk
not a stubborn bone in your body, you’re just pig-headed as fuck
Not feeling this one much

Fun read, fellas. Good battle
As much as I think he fake af, mvgt Blue

[Hush]

Hair gel lime was fire


Top ill came flat on the rest



Hard labor and pig headed was fire


Mvgt blue

[Resin M-I-C]

top becoming one of my fav reads.. consistently funny with the tv line the best highlight.. read blue’s opener and thought top was gonna take it.. but then next 8 were either solid or heavy hitters..

v blue

[Destroyer]

TV
Vs
Opener. Val Kilmer, neck gloat

I have blue pretty easily
I don’t think saying you’ll fuck the other guy is effective in the proper way

V/bb