05-25-2020, 06:39 PM | #1 |
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Week 8: Ouch (0-1) vs. Sinacog (0-6) - OUCH WINS
NBL Season XIV Rules Due Dates: • Verses are due FRIDAY by 11:59 PM PST. • Voting ends MONDAY ideally • Battles that lack votes may close later. • One sided battles may get closed early. • Extensions are 24 hours, anything longer is a DQ and/or Double DQ • To avoid issues, you are encouraged to PM me your verse in advance Line Limit: • Min. = 10 lines • Max. = 20 lines • The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. Voting: • I do not have time to count links, and I know nobody wants to post them because it’s tedious. Do your part and vote or I’m making house calls. General Rules: • 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts. • 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made. • Feeding = DQ. • Recycling = DQ. • Biting = DQ. • No freeposting, swaying or bitching. • Unless a picture battle is agreed upon, linking to your opponent's picture or posting it means you will disqualified. • A check in isn't mandatory, but it is encouraged. • If your opponent doesn't check in, you still have to post a verse. • Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in. • If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post must match the 1st person's line amount, and can’t post more lines @Ouch @Sinacog
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05-25-2020, 09:23 PM | #2 |
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I'm the ascendant of heaven; the ascendant of heaven; I am a angel with a halo
I'm the devil with a halo; my hating is blatant; it's like comparing a Haitian to Satan// I'm the savior of heaven; kingdom of gluttony; the singing of lungs and seas; the succulent sea// I'm the rummage of seas; you're 'fly' how can you plummet with wings? I'm the sun and the sea; I'm the lungs and the sea; I'm the sun and the wings Bludgeoned with sea; the wackest geek battle me; cometh' the sea I'm the planet storm; the planet's war; I'm the palace of diamond Slaughter with rhyming; this wack emcee 'God like Zeus' I bring water to lightning I'm the author of rhyming; I'm the zeitgeist pen' dragon; the rhyming pen' dragon I'm the rhyming' pen' dragon; my sword kills ten daggers// I'm the ten dragons; I'm the author of dragons and lizards; the dragonist blizzard I'm the author of conception; dagger is gizzard; I brought the wagon to wizard I'm the author of conception; the dragon writing/riding a horse/hoarse sick// I'm the author of pen conception'; force rips; I have the bible; the 'LORD RIPS'// I'm the author conception'; I'm the author of conception'; I killed ten daggers I killed ten dragons with ten sword; I went to heaven and ''KILLED THE LORD'' I'm the lightning sun; the lightning puns; the abrasive abrasion' from the sandstorm// I'm the w(r)ap form; I'm the 'leave you in the dust' that erased your ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR// |
05-26-2020, 12:53 PM | #3 |
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lol here.. do i have to do this now or can it be tommorow
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05-26-2020, 01:05 PM | #4 |
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Its due Friday man
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05-28-2020, 07:54 AM | #5 |
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...every harry potter book that existed... you know this homos got it...
your crew with Blue, Zuch, User? ... A faggot with some pussies... joe exotic you know who's brolic? its me kid, ask to fight in real life? see he passes.. i'll leave one of ya eyes blue... the other red like wearin' some fuckin 3D glasses look at ouch posts, you can see the guys manic... still though... if loose lips sink ships...... ya girls pussy sunk the titanic my dicks gigantic.... and thicker than ya anime collection so just save it player how you expect to win a battle.... . my bronze coated battle axe mana magic pretection spell.. dragon slayer? when you see your physicraist hes like aww shit its... that retard that took to many hits of acid... .. played final fantasy.... and just got lost in it I was talking about ya girls pussy... fuck you and ya mom i know its ya house-mate.. bitches got beef curtiains big enough to make drapes for ya whole house mate... whatever im done... was just posting this quick in case I don't login until friday and no show... thats easily enough to win just didn't want to no show because sometimes I forget or don't give a fuck.
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05-28-2020, 08:12 AM | #6 |
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Sin didn’t even diss ouch... ouch had played concepts worded terrible. Still takes this easy
V/Ouch |
05-28-2020, 08:36 AM | #7 |
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05-28-2020, 10:40 AM | #8 |
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Ouch shit was good lol
I laughed at the dragon slayer line Ouch got this ez peasy
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05-28-2020, 10:53 AM | #9 | |
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v - Ouch
In this battle, sinacog really didn't do much to diss his opponent in the entire verse, although, he had multis and repetitions that had me rolling. I think every bar started with "I'm" lol I thought Ouch's verse was wack, but not wacker than Sinacog's. He rhymed the same words for half his shit, and dropped the most played txt battling bars I've ever seen, such as loose lips sink ships, but it was an actual attempt. Sinacog should work less on multis until he's got the concept of writing a diss down, because that looks more like an OM post. Ouch should work on being more creative and less conceptually boring. I appreciate their efforts to show though
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05-28-2020, 11:19 AM | #10 |
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Ouch had some okay stuff, he didn’t even need to post this quality of a verse to win this. Still think AJ the menace is pulling some drawn out elaborate troll, but oh well. Ouch had a couple vs absolutely nothing loose lips was funny and 3D glasses was decent.
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05-28-2020, 05:03 PM | #11 |
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V/ ouch
He had a battle verse |
05-28-2020, 10:19 PM | #12 |
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I swear Sinacog is a fuckin genius.
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05-29-2020, 02:18 AM | #13 |
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Vote - ouch
He did a battle verse and it had some funny lines |
05-29-2020, 03:20 AM | #14 |
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LOL. is afucking genius though...I put that into a line and took it off... sincocog da god,
rest of you faggots you're gonna see what happens..... you're gonaa see a real giid writer that doesn't pst..... so you'l either get a free win or me fucking you up.. hard to say.
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05-29-2020, 08:29 AM | #15 |
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Battle is under review.
Just noticed Ouchs "this is easily enough to win" post at the bottom of his verse sway. I'm currently deliberating, and will rule soon.
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05-29-2020, 08:33 AM | #16 |
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Don’t be a hoe
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05-29-2020, 08:35 AM | #17 |
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Lol fiiiiine
6-0 ouch wins
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