Mastery of Form

NYCSPITZ · 04-20-2022, 10:22 AM

It is well known that most humans devolve into sad sacks of shit physically and mentally speaking. As we are all basically grandpas now let’s do a check in to see who’s still killing the game. If you’re not staying sharp that is disrespectful to your ancestors.

Drug Stats: Zero cocaine currently, Zero Steroids currently, Sporadic high level of Alcohol Consumption and cigarette consumption somewhat abated by binge drinking water. ZMA, Ashwaganda, Cialis daily. Huperzine A 400mg once a week or so for focus.
Local Restaurant Punching Machine: 753/999
Recent Speed Runs: 10.5 MPH 1 mile, 9 MPH 2 mile, 8MPH 3 mile
Chronological Age: 33
Bench Press: 225x10
Age you Appear to be: 27-30
Race: miscegenation
Salary: Fuck diode
Books read this year: 3-4
Weight: 195-205
Warm up regimen: 10 minute Bike, Dynamic stretch, stretch on mats
Diet: Beer, Pizza, McDonalds, sometimes salads
Objective Charisma levels: 7.6/10 ambivert
Psychological upgrades with age: more unaffected (psuedo-sociopath)
Broken dreams: Famous manpoem artist, Hockey Player, Harem of 3+ Middle Eastern women, Michelin Chef

**Edit** (this is key)
Sauna: 15 minutes if no booze last night. 30 minutes if booze last night
Your turn

04-20-2022, 10:22 AM	#1
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,033 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743544	Mastery of Form It is well known that most humans devolve into sad sacks of shit physically and mentally speaking. As we are all basically grandpas now let’s do a check in to see who’s still killing the game. If you’re not staying sharp that is disrespectful to your ancestors. Drug Stats: Zero cocaine currently, Zero Steroids currently, Sporadic high level of Alcohol Consumption and cigarette consumption somewhat abated by binge drinking water. ZMA, Ashwaganda, Cialis daily. Huperzine A 400mg once a week or so for focus. Local Restaurant Punching Machine: 753/999 Recent Speed Runs: 10.5 MPH 1 mile, 9 MPH 2 mile, 8MPH 3 mile Chronological Age: 33 Bench Press: 225x10 Age you Appear to be: 27-30 Race: miscegenation Salary: Fuck diode Books read this year: 3-4 Weight: 195-205 Warm up regimen: 10 minute Bike, Dynamic stretch, stretch on mats Diet: Beer, Pizza, McDonalds, sometimes salads Objective Charisma levels: 7.6/10 ambivert Psychological upgrades with age: more unaffected (psuedo-sociopath) Broken dreams: Famous manpoem artist, Hockey Player, Harem of 3+ Middle Eastern women, Michelin Chef Edit (this is key) Sauna: 15 minutes if no booze last night. 30 minutes if booze last night Your turn __________________ UNIFIED THEORY Last edited by NYCSPITZ; 04-20-2022 at 10:43 AM.