12-26-2013, 03:18 PM | #1 |
obsessed
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Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
Certain
It's *your* drink. Though some lyrics websites say you drink. Others say your drink. But, it is indeed *your* drink.
You can cut your wrists now. I got him guys, I got him. *receives pats on the back* Commentator: how do you feel about this accomplishment, big baby? big baby: nah mean shit crazy. i knew i was gonna catch him. ain't nobody perfect you know? EASY WORK. HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION. He tried to fight but he made a mistake and i caught him with the jab. You don't make mistakes with me. Or you get FUCKED UP. I can't believe he knows my name MY BABY SMILE IS IMPETUOUS. MY CONDENSED MILK IS IMPREGNABLE IM JUST FEROCIOUS, I WANT TO FART, BIG BABY FOR LIFE, PRAISE BE TO GOO GOO GAGA! who the fuck want it next. |
12-26-2013, 03:21 PM | #2 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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You're right. Thank you. I blame Rap Genius.
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12-26-2013, 03:22 PM | #3 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
Can I get an accomp for this, please and thanks.
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12-26-2013, 03:47 PM | #4 |
Lime Life
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Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
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- Summer Classic
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FUCKING LEAVE CERTAIN ALONE.
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Explicit and poisonous violent crime. |
12-26-2013, 04:17 PM | #5 |
SOBER
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Good job big baby.
Good job to Certain, too. I'm writing this here topical piece and I realized the plot is pretty similar to The Road but the ending and idea are completely different. So I think its cool. Its first person anyways so that's different. Plus different back story. Who knows |
12-26-2013, 04:28 PM | #6 |
Bam
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I just bought this bluetooth rca music system
es koo |
12-26-2013, 04:35 PM | #7 |
Bam
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12-26-2013, 04:41 PM | #8 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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12-26-2013, 04:42 PM | #9 |
Bam
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I hate tacos
stop |
12-26-2013, 04:43 PM | #10 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Why do you hate tacos?
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12-26-2013, 04:44 PM | #11 |
Bam
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I was raped by one
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12-26-2013, 04:44 PM | #12 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Is that why you always think about them?
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12-26-2013, 04:45 PM | #13 |
Bam
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Certain, not like this. Not now.
I need time |
12-26-2013, 04:46 PM | #14 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
is that fig
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12-26-2013, 04:48 PM | #15 |
Bam
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12-26-2013, 04:50 PM | #16 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
show me all u bb
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12-26-2013, 04:53 PM | #17 |
rhyme capsule.
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i caught him misspelling sporadic as sporatic the other day, actually.
i kept it quiet to gift you this victory. savour it. Last edited by Eŋg; 12-26-2013 at 04:55 PM. Reason: the cat is out the bag |
12-26-2013, 04:53 PM | #18 |
Bam
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12-26-2013, 04:59 PM | #19 | |
Mad fucking dangerous.
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Quote:
Thanks.
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12-26-2013, 05:11 PM | #20 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
you are not 18 and up liar
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