Baron Mynd's Nasty Finds - "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover"

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Originally Posted by Strikta

Why in God's name would any man chop off his own cock w/ a pair of garden shears???

Theres little dialogue to explain why, but basically they mutilate each others bodies in the bedroom, in a sadistic love scene. He chops of her breasts with the shears first and the turns them downwards towards his genitals. It's only a short film, around twenty minutes long if you're interested, YouTube or Ebaumsworld will have it. Give it a watch if you've time to kill... Check it's reviews on IMDB, they're good!

[Strikta]

I just might.

[Witty]

Maybe the garden shears were attractive.

Don't judge people.

[Greed]

Found it. It's 120 days of sodom. I watched like 5 minutes and turned it off.

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I actually haven't watched that one yet, I keep back a few of my most horrific ones until Mrs Lars is out of the house. I've had it about 7-8 months now, got it from Greece. It's called Salo aka 120 Days of Sodom. It's based on the book by the Marquis de Sade (which is where the term Sadism comes from). It's on my list to watch and apparently rates up there with my current top 4-5!

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[Greed]

Lololol that shit is demented and makes me wary of all movies that's intention is to be disturbing.

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Yeah, you can see why it has a plain black and white sleeve for a reason!

I will review it soon now I've posted that I own it, you've almost forced my hand to endure it...

[Mr. J]

If you started off with the top 5 of Baron/sraL list you cab stomach anything

do 'Dumplings' next...saw it on Netflix awhile back but haven't watche'd it yet

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Yeah Dumplings is another I own but haven't watched yet, my weddings like 4 weeks on Saturday so I haven't had as much time as usual to blast through the films. I'll do Salo next, Dumplings after that!

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YO I HAVEN'T FORGOT ABOUT MY BABY

just been madd busy atm with wedding prep

got a pre-stag do this weekend

26 days til i'm a married man bruhs!

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Salo it is, watching now... My bad on the tardiness bruhs

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YO I took the disc out the packaging etc, threw it in the player but shit wouldn't read it? It's region 0/all so I've no idea why

I had a couple DVD-Rs that did this and they work on the laptop, but not the DVD

I'm a bit pissed off but I'll try again tomorrow... If not, Dumplings it is

[El Muffin]

Write one up on Salo Lars lmao

Btw peeped the majority. .funny games by far my favorite amongst those listed...

[El Muffin]

Lol didn't see prior posts but that summary will end this fkn thread truussst

Edit: Watch on youtubes u fkn heathen

[Mr. J]

Originally Posted by Muff

Write one up on Salo Lars lmao

Btw peeped the majority. .funny games by far my favorite amongst those listed...

I couldn't get into that actually...Funny Games...reminds me of the Purge before the Purge...or A Clockwork Orange...yea..

[Plot]

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[sral]

Salo or 120 days of Sodom

I’ve had this film in my collection almost a year now without opening it/watching. I tend to only open up these notorious nasties when i’ve the time to sit and enjoy them by myself with no interruptions, and i’ve heard a lot about this one... it’s not one to watch with granny visiting!

The movie starts much like the cover of the DVD i have, black and white, with the credits rolling out to the sound of some fairly upbeat music. Very strange given how perverse things later become! The initial tone of the film is set with four rich and obviously very powerful men sign and rubber stamp an agreement. They agree to marry each others daughters in the initial stage of some warped ritual.
The four Fascist leaders then come up with the brilliant plan of kidnapping nine teenage boys and nine teenage girls, taking them to a deserted, isolated palace where they can do whatever they want to them... They also bring along four old prostitutes who will tell them disgusting stories of their clients' depravity, in order to give them "ideas" of what they might like to do to these teenagers. The men's appetites seem to be mostly homosexual, so I don't see why they needed the girls. Anyway. Early on there’s a scene where one of the naked girls is tripped by a soldier, then raped from behind. As the rape is happening the others around the table laugh/continue to eat/look on. One of the four powerhouse men gets up, starts mooning the guests implying he wants to be sodomised, and the rapist already attacking the girl duly obliges him and literally goes from one to the other.

A young boy is wanked off by an older male/guard. A young woman is made to orgasm by one of the old prostitutes. Once the act is complete for both, they are declared a couple and some weird wedding takes place where the guests are all naked. The guests are sent out the room as the ceremony concludes... then the young ‘couple’ are told to consummate their marriage infront of the four Fascist leaders. It’s all fairly depraved, with the dictators stopping them and then it turning into somewhat of a hetero/homo orgy almost.

There’s more regaling tales from the prostitute, this time about a man who made her stay on all fours like a dog, making her chase two chestnuts before ejaculating on her back. One of the four Fascists leads a girl to a toilet to watch her piss/make her watch him piss. The other young girls and boys are led upstairs, naked, and on leashes like dogs and made to bark and beg for food. One of the girls is made to eat bread with nails inside causing her mouth to bleed as she cries out... which leads us nicely into the next chapter, which is called, “THE CIRCLE OF SHIT”!

One of the young female captives is made to eat a freshly laid pile of the Fascist dictators shit! One of the young boys is also made to marry one of the dictators around this section of the film, the boy dressed as a bride. Faeces is, apparently, thought of as a sadist deli***y of some sort to the dictators. The prostitutes are made to gather up all the childrens chamberpots, and eventually a giant banquet of turds is accumulated and dished up for the ‘wedding’ dinner. “Eat my exquisite bride, you must prepare for our night of love!” is declared by the groom – forcing spoonfuls of shit into his ‘brides’ mouth. Disgusting. It’s a truly awful and graphic piece of film.

There’s another scene where one of the young female victims is made to urinate on a bearded dictators face, along with dialogue from an old prostitute mostly to do with shit and the various tales from her past that include it. Regardless, this leads to the fascist dictators organizing a competition for the ‘best backside’... the winner receiving the prize of BEING KILLED!

To keep the competition fair, which is obviously of the utmost importance given how the first two hours of the film have unfolded, all the children are made to lie face down, ass up as their asses are inspected by torchlight. A winner is declared, by a 3-1 decision, but he isn’t killed immediately... instead he is told he is to be killed 1000 times over somehow. The prostitute then regales us with a tale of a man who believed the best tasting shit around would come from women who had just heard they were dying. Terminally ill patrons were then visited by him, and made to defacate infront of this ghastly loser for him to eat. How delightful. This final chapter is called “The circle of blood,” and quite frankly how i’ve made it this far is anyones guess.

Another bizarre ‘wedding’ ceremony is due to take place, this time with the fascist dictators all dressed as women and in black. Three of them marry three of the young boys. Once the marriage is consummated, one of the fascist leaders goes into the bedroom of the young boys... the child chosen as ‘rear of the year’ asks what will happen to him the next day. The fascist dodges the question. But the boy tells him someone is violating their rules... and that one of the girls is keeping a photograph under her pillow. There are various children who have been disobeying rules and the following day, those who have abided are given sky blue ribbons – those who haven’t await their fate...
We’re seen one boy having a lighter held to his flaccid penis, obviously screaming in pain as he’s held to the spot. Another girl has similar done to her breasts. The whole thing is thoroughly sadistic. One of the prostitutes throws herself from a window, committing suicide. Another boy has his tongue cut out with a knife, being watched by one of the Fascists who touches himself as he watches on. Another child is raped then lead to be hanged. An eye is gouged out, which is actually a pretty realistic looking scene – with a lot of the other darker scenes to this film, you don’t really see a great deal and a lot is left to the viewers imagination. A girl is scalped which again is pretty good effects wise given the date this was released. The film ends with two guards dancing, bizarrely. The entire film is high on the disturbing list for its disturbing factor alone, you can imagine a lot of people were disgusted with this at the time of its initial release. It’s still pretty daunting today. I’d rate this one fairly highly, maybe not as high as some as this one did feel slightly dated compared to others i own – not as out and out explicit – it’s another of those films where perhaps the explanation of what happens reads worse than whats actually seen. Take the bread with nails in that the young girl eats... that sounds horrific, but the scene really doesn’t show a whole lot other than her eating dough – screaming out – then blood coming from her mouth. It’s not graphic at all, neither are the rape scenes, or the tongue cutting scene to this one. If you want to check it out, do so, it definitely rates highly for me and it’s a film I probably wont sit through again OR show to a friend when they’re round. Essential for my collection, though!

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Originally Posted by Mr. J

I couldn't get into that actually...Funny Games...reminds me of the Purge before the Purge...or A Clockwork Orange...yea..

its a dope film, I like the original more so than the u.s remake

haneke is one of my fave producers

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Originally Posted by Plot

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ive got this, not watched it all, seen the first 10-15 mins

the one I own is a dvd-r, theyre always expensive to own in region 0 here

if you got a cheap original, PM me, i'll buy it off you