10-12-2017, 12:13 PM | #1 |
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Anybody in here tight with a midget?
I was thinking the other day about how I know like zero little peoples. I say little people cause some think midget is like the N word of the height challenged, I just used midget in the title because "little person" could be taken as like say somebody who isnt successful in the industry or some shit.
But yo, I really want a little person in my entourage. I think it would be cool. I'm like 6 foot 6, so it'd be like The Mountain and Tyrion rolling up. Might put my little bro on my back in a fight like Master Blaster from Mad Max. Have not met any in driving distance tbh tho Don't recommend niggas who are just short tho like Rey Mysterio or Tom Cruise, I want a homie with 86 pound head and stubby arms etc. Caveman facial features plus plus. |
10-12-2017, 12:15 PM | #2 |
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My issue is language barrier. Even if he speaks English, it might be really broken and more importantly he may not grasp my pop culture references. |
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10-12-2017, 12:23 PM | #4 |
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It's like, I want to take him to an Antifa rally and throw him at them like he's a Pokémon ball and have him just start head butting and fucking people, but would he see what my endgame was?
I'm just not sure. You know what... Fuck it, I'm sending a friend request |
10-12-2017, 12:42 PM | #5 |
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just to clarify: i don't even know the guy, just happens to be quite a semi-famous instagram person i follow lmao
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10-12-2017, 01:06 PM | #6 |
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I still appreciate it, it's more than what I got. I mean, I got friends with birth defects but not dwarfism.
That dude looks like if Chris Benoit's son had lived. I'm going to find me one though. It's just too cool of a dream to let die. |
10-12-2017, 03:14 PM | #7 |
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I don't fuck with midgets. They're shady.
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10-12-2017, 03:57 PM | #8 |
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There a bad bitch i work with thats probably considered a midget
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10-12-2017, 07:55 PM | #9 |
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10-12-2017, 10:50 PM | #10 |
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10-13-2017, 02:13 AM | #12 |
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There was a midget that used to skate at the same spot I used to skate at as well. Never talked to him though but always got amazed at the shit he pulled off since everythings basically twice as high than it is for us. Beside of that I don't really know anyone, and I never talked to him. If I see him again I'll give him your contact info tho.
But yeah, I've had a similar thought as well. I want 7 midgets, like snow white, just that they're doing all the chores in the house, buys my shit, do my taxes and whatnot. Idc if it's looked upon badly, I need them around and 7 fully grown people taking orders from me would take too much space. Specially if they need a place to sleep if they work too long. That's why midgets are perfect since they can all fit perfectly under my bed if they're lined up side by side, or simply just sleep under the kitchen sink or under a couch. Plus, if I go on vacation and need one of them to do my bidding they won't take as much space or bring extra luggage, they'll be twice as fast using the shower and if I ever get a sense of bad confidence I can just take a look at him and feel better by knowing that everything could have been so much worse.
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10-13-2017, 02:13 AM | #13 |
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10-13-2017, 02:18 AM | #14 |
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If 5'5 is considered a midget my intention of the last post is aimed towards dwarfs, I guess.
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10-13-2017, 08:05 AM | #15 |
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Shew probably close to it tbh
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10-13-2017, 08:52 AM | #16 |
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Smh
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10-13-2017, 08:55 AM | #17 |
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Everybody needs a lil backup
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10-13-2017, 08:58 AM | #18 |
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Just being super short wouldn't work for what I want. I like those huge ass heads. Seeing that shit makes me smile always and chuckle often. I want to hang with a Hornswaggle.
As for female midgets, I couldn't jack it to Bridget the porn Midget...but, as I was exploring my innermost feelings, the giant gap in her teeth may have been the deal breaker. |
10-13-2017, 06:10 PM | #19 |
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I know a bad one. They fun af.
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10-13-2017, 11:50 PM | #20 |
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That's what's up. I figured they would be. Like I want a little homie with stubby arms. Like he got maybe got a 20 inch wingspan at best.
Wee Man from Jack Ass jus seems like a non-snitch, fun Lil dude. Like if you treated him like a regular sized bro, he'd be on your team through it all. |
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