Week 4 Mag feat UserName and Dave

[Sharp]

Audio Mag (Previews, Reviews, Power Rankings)



SLIGHTLY LOUDER THAN I WAS EXPECTING BUT I'M NOT REDOING IT TO TURN THE VOLUME DIAL



Blue Bayou Cypher highlights

By Dominate

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

your girl left so now you’re never touching thigh or breast
your idea of Big Spoon/Little Spoon is just deciding how high to get

or we’re coming in guns blazing like a viper storming
you’ll hear Pops in the Basement that isn’t just a washed-up biker snoring

& your ex isn’t the type i’d wanna grind on a mattress
Indicate? sure...i’d make it VERY clear i don’t find her attractive

so don’t state you’re a weight vet. or a great with an ape chest
only Resistance Training you do is practice blowing ur whistle in case of a rape threat

i’ll kill your stupid fucking cats w/ a 12 gauge bro
you’ll see Garfield & Toby get sent to another dimension like No Way Home

i get shit done Rod. masterbate while i drive the car
Multi-tasking for you is setting aside half your day just to rhyme a bar

algebra genius. i solve for "x" cuz i’ma dork with the math
Rod’s Solve for X is offering to suck his dealers dick when he's short on the cash

besides, you used my line against Kung so you’re sort of a jerk
i’d rub your nose in it but i wouldn’t wanna disrupt the core of the earth
been average for a decade bro you're sort of a chump
greats whipped em. rape victim...you tried but can't get over the hump

your homies sampled jaime’s puss yaaa all The Tropics nailed
forget Thomas…the Train’s the reason the relationship went off the rails

i love old shoot’ em up movies. click-bang they’re a wild ride
to me the Best Western was Tombstone...to Frac it was shit pay and a child bride
dreamy & steamy. great stubble bitches’ cream when they see me
Biancas 5 o’clock shadow is Frac following her home from work to see if she’s cheating

Top Punches


Saint vs Cred
My man snitch. take the knife u stabbed me in the back with
I'll return it twenty-fold where your Lattice.. it go in & out i'm weaving baskets


Adverse vs Mac
Come swinging pistols akimbo, armed with two specials
Your ass get lifted when I grip the sticks and pull up, so call me Geppetto


Resin M-I-C vs Allen Knight
Fuck allllll the deaths in ur family. This final defeat’s the end..
ima bring Snoop to ur block party so u can hear Cousin spread all over the streets again.


UserName vs LGI
Jesus, this pic is a warning for anyone who says blacks don’t tan
Rod looks like the first oil spill to grow limbs and swim back on land


Aero vs Wanderer
Shoot your children dead with assaulting burst from matics
Head shots. Wanda never see those kids again like the multiverse of madness


LGI vs UserName
They don't gotta waltz with me..I'll show them, they'll be sad when I'm dead...
I'm going to do it..I'm serious..soon as I get this noose over my massive head


Dominate vs Ahriman
You & your girl start bickering and she come straight to my dick for a ride
Funny she call urs a matchstick… whenever it’s a rough patch, that box gettin hit on the side


evaD vs NYCSPTIZ
thoughts of stepping with a weapon? Ignore it, trust
Even Our avy’s are representing : I’m a legend. You’re a bust.


Mac vs Adverse
stop chasin a lead . it'll get in over ur head like an afterthought
push the right buttons and you'll feel the snap.. thats a screenshot


Memes by UserName feat Dave









By Dave







































By Saint

[Aero]

Sharps voice is soothing. Agreed with the summaries.

The LGI, DG memes leaned me. The AK one was a bit too far for me.

Dope mag. Thank you guys.

[Dominate]

Dope mag once again fellas. The Aero and Dave memes leaned me.

And I’ve said at least half of the things in that one about me unironically.

[UserName]

Originally Posted by Dominate

Dope mag once again fellas. The Aero and Dave memes leaned me.

And I’ve said at least half of the things in that one about me unironically.

Bro I’m running low on things to say about you in meme format, I said it in the discord - literally all I know is the Australian angle LOL

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by UserName

Bro I’m running low on things to say about you in meme format, I said it in the discord - literally all I know is the Australian angle LOL

Teacher jokes work
I liked the Inf one that mentioned me :)

[Unfukwitable]

Dope mag , was a good read seen a lot of fire bars here too. Much props