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Old 02-15-2020, 12:03 AM   #1
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This beat is my new diet. & You should try it.
I cause riots. Upheavals.
I'm good & you're just evil.
I'll impale you on a church steeple.
That's what I do to hurt people.
I'm your favorite prodigy. Raising the bar.
I've got news for you. The training wasn't hard.
I'm your favorite fortune teller. & Maybe I've got a card.
It says death. Most likely from meth.
Or a heart attack from stress.
You're in retirement, while I'm improved. 'd'you expect anything Less?
Cut down on your capitals. They're looking like a mess.
I confess. I'm just here to get your goat.
& All I really want, is for you to see what I have wrote.
For old time's sake I mold lines great. Now they exit out your throat.
We've just begun. So please don't get your coat.
Bitch please. Lemme tell you about 2016.
I had a major malady.
It's sad-to-see, but I'd lost touch with reality.
My mind was full of fallacies.
I don't know if it was dread. But I deleted all my threads.
Yes. A sad day for hip hop heads. That said,
I'm a phoenix from the ashes.
A remix for you bastards!
Just remember, with me you've always got clearance.
I don't blame you for your disappearance.
I know how hard it is to make new shit, in anything, let alone music.
So, as you can see I'm very bored.
Hit me up with some scary gore before I think you don't post here anymore.
Step 1. Let's see.
Log on to Netcees, instead of Etsy.
Step 2. Hit me up with some concepts,
even if it's absolute nonsense.
Step 3. That's all there really is TO it.
Better stop before I say something stupid.
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Old 02-15-2020, 12:17 AM   #2
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Where the fuck is JESO btw?...Thought this was nice, the play on words...Imagery, flow was tight as fuck imo.

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I cause riots. Upheavals.
I'm good & you're just evil.
^ Thought this was pretty cool. The simplicity and effect of it surprised me in a good way.

Quite a few fillers here and there but overall I enjoyed it. Would have loved to hear it as an audio tho, I read it like it was written for that.
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Yeah the flow was really good here it flowed like an audio track liked the whole remix/phoenix bar and a few other seemed good. I remember Jesodist vaguely I think I lost a topical champ match to him around 2016, I think that's when I started my hiatus lol good work finding inspo to write a verse Pharaoh I know you’ve struggled with it as of late

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Old 03-10-2020, 09:23 PM   #5
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Sorry about using the same title you once used. Just saw it looking back.

That's the 2nd time I've used the same title as someone. Both by accident.
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Old 03-28-2020, 02:14 AM   #6
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Ha Ha Ha you make me Laugh like a Joker
Pulling Back on your Choker
Till ya neck snaps by a Broker playing Jack an Poker
Am doper than the Anti Coker slash Aunty Stroker opening a scrotum above a Daddy Bunker
Won't think twice to send a Maggot Under
Here to Rapidly Plunder an get charged for a Faggot Murder
Appear like a Demon to excercise every pathetic line you Sadly Murmur
I Fastly Conquer hypnotizing the soul of any Wiccan that Badly Conjure
Recording in secret from a hole in the wall watching Mommy Torture
Eating every part of your body like a Stranded Vulture
Got sold for less than 30 pieces destined to be a Branded Monster
Delighted when the number of Death increases to make friends with a Planted Mobster
My goat is being Stolen as we Speak
An old oat where the grass is green Golden to a Sheep
Am an Angelic Battle Rapper EmPowering a Creep whispering hip hop awakening the Trouble Fleet when I Mumble and I Weep
Tracking this delinquent mormon inspecting the Sodom Bundle in a Jeep
Modernly Complete, Implant fear from afar Make you play it Suddenly Discrete
Possessing a feat/feet you couldn't Possibly Repeat talking with a Double in my Sleep
Waiting on the side Purposely Defensive Genocide is my Solemn Objective
Ready to kill like Drunken Detective
Adverse am afraid am a Curse in Tartarus with a Purse
Having a trio with a mermaid in Galapagos with a Nurse
A highly skilled proven master that will Tolerate Repetitiveness
Push you inside an oven faster for trynna Radiate Delicateness
Cut you fingertips for touching the Government Basket
Cut your tongue off send it to your team in a Shrunken Packet
Own it all so you're Just an Asset, Now take a breath of life caz this Was your Casket
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Ha Ha Ha you make me Laugh like a Joker
Pulling Back on your Choker
Till ya neck snaps by a Broker playing Jack an Poker
Am doper than the Anti Coker slash Aunty Stroker opening a scrotum above a Daddy Bunker
Won't think twice to send a Maggot Under
Here to Rapidly Plunder an get charged for a Faggot Murder
Appear like a Demon to excercise every pathetic line you Sadly Murmur
I Fastly Conquer hypnotizing the soul of any Wiccan that Badly Conjure
Recording in secret from a hole in the wall watching Mommy Torture
Eating every part of your body like a Stranded Vulture
Got sold for less than 30 pieces destined to be a Branded Monster
Delighted when the number of Death increases to make friends with a Planted Mobster
My goat is being Stolen as we Speak
An old oat where the grass is green Golden to a Sheep
Am an Angelic Battle Rapper EmPowering a Creep whispering hip hop awakening the Trouble Fleet when I Mumble and I Weep
Tracking this delinquent mormon inspecting the Sodom Bundle in a Jeep
Modernly Complete, Implant fear from afar Make you play it Suddenly Discrete
Possessing a feat/feet you couldn't Possibly Repeat talking with a Double in my Sleep
Waiting on the side Purposely Defensive Genocide is my Solemn Objective
Ready to kill like Drunken Detective
Adverse am afraid am a Curse in Tartarus with a Purse
Having a trio with a mermaid in Galapagos with a Nurse
A highly skilled proven master that will Tolerate Repetitiveness
Push you inside an oven faster for trynna Radiate Delicateness
Cut you fingertips for touching the Government Basket
Cut your tongue off send it to your team in a Shrunken Packet
Own it all so you're Just an Asset, Now take a breath of life caz this Was your Casket
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you Double Posted. you'll be Double Roasted. you're in Trouble when i grab the Toaster.
a Diss out the Pocket. This is how we drop it and you can't stop it.
...i'm Over You. i'm Sober Too; just kidding.
you're in Trouble. On the Double. i'll turn your house in to Rubble.
...you didn't Fear my Style so you made your first Appearance in a While.
i'm Honsestly Shook from all your Gobbledygook which Probably Took; a few Minutes?
which Probably means you got down to Business.
but that's what we're Here for, Isn't-it?
the Dopest Lyrics, Didn't-it?
to be continued; Finish It.
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Placing Pins In Dolls To Counteract Your Dark Energy
Drinking Too Much Jim Beam & Hennessy
I Got The Remedy Who Ya Think Competes With Me?
Don't You Ever Dismiss Me Or Dismiss The Feats Of Me
Good Verse, But What Have You Done for me Recently?
We Don't Just Do This Shit Seasonally
However, At Times It Can Appear to come Easily
I'll Load Six, But I'll Only Be Squeezing-3!
Cut Your Body Up & Put In A Freezer, G.
Secretly? This Is Only One of Our Caskets', Creep-ily
Meet With Me
Discuss The Latest In Coldhearted Rebuttals
Without The Stumbles Or All Of Your Side-story Mumbles
Mermaid Fumbles; All Your Dreams Crumble
I'm Only Preparing You For The Numbness
Your Cyphers Are Good But Only When You Harness
At Which Point I Can Cook Like A Furnace As Long As It's Worth It
Strangle You To Death Like A Serpent, But Do It Perfect
Who Will Be The One Doing The Murking, Me For Certain
Are There Any Questions? Just Giving Another One Of My Capitalized Lessons
Got You Doing All Sorts Of Rat Shit Confessing, Because You're Messing
Around With Dangerous Sorts Of Weapons, You Betcha
Lyrically Trained With Royalty Of The Hip Hop Mecca, Making Cheddah
I Bought For You An April Fool's Day Sweater, Plus Wrote 2 Verses; That's The Trifecta
Please Respond With More Gore, Or Be Forced Into Side-ways Lecture
Your Work Gets Slept On So It Simply Festers
Plus I Write Incredibly Faster, Like A Fight Night That In-evitably Happens
I Don't Want Any Of Your Sociopathic Rappings Or Rantings
What Be the Matter? Did Your Ego Shatter?
The Things You Say Leave Me Flattered While You're Basically In Tatters
That's Just The Way It Happens When You're Slaying Lyrical Dragons

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Burry daggers in your back to Keep you Holy
Big like Brolly, Laughing while your skin is Stripping Slowly
Your voodoo magical trance won't help you spit the Liric Coldly you can ask Rick n Rowley
Play with a powerful wing I don't Need a Goally, Baal at this bitch into Killing Surely
I feed you to a Nest of Scorpions while bashing your Neck with Accordions
You half made visionary puppet Am the Gideon you just Met the Mormons
Delinquent prophet here to cannibalize this pidgeon driven by a Set of Morons
You take it all in like Ready Colons
Your ass won't keep still like Rebelling Protons
You ain't ending hits like Lazy Shoguns
Put a spell you you to Keep you Rhyming Sheep Cosigning every Weak Resigning
Not on the Peak Residing Your like a clock that Needs a Widing
You're just a glock falling get your soul in a Pact like Spirit Binding
The gate of heaven were left open I'm a Demon Climbing
You stuck online rewinding like a sad schmuck in Bebo Trying
To get these hoties beyond your pathetic reach of pitty Dreams Flying
Mess with this heat and i'll have your every Body Liquid Drying
Take you to hell where no Godly be Retiring
Ama jumper you need help like a Shitty Paladin, Critics be Odly Buying In then Gladly Firing
Guild is broken the shield is golden so on this season we'll be Madly Hiring
Someone whispered "Make every single piece of Rap Inspiring"
Unfortunately this planet they call earth is too small for the both of us so you'll Be Departing
I leave trails of wicked markings across the skies compared to the fumes of this Kitty Farting
Feel free to ask for help its natural for me to Feed the Halting
I give you a flash of death after a Degree in Shocking
You better think twice about whoever you Think you Mocking
Hoochies throw you aside like a Filthy Stocking
Got you under oat with a tidy lil Shifty Clocking
Come back stronger than ever every Mighty Falling
The warmonger that sever any Billy Stalling Invisibly Waring will retrieve the Final Warning
You just make it look bigger than two Villages Paring
Chop your body in half then you'll see your Hip Hoping
You're always in danger but i make you fool them all by thinking you're Still Joking
So cancerous my lungs Refill Toking
Be scandalous and get burried in ponds so the Devil can hear your loyalty till the end trying to Instill Choking
You read but not between the Lines thats when you're Bleeding Mines
You're a minute to the mask Rippin Spines
Having fun playing it safe caz this is the place where someone Silly Shines
I send you to an uncle tom on the mountains Peeling Pines
Drink your blood monthly Building Shrines
When i enter a room everyone who is a one on the Meeting Inclines
Charging you for whackness is one of the Gritty Fines
You aint got writers block till your Skull is Broken
Haven't felt any pain till every Bone is Sunken
Am robin you slade my Shadow
This is for those that Remain Tomorrow through the Reign of Sorrow
What i drive to freeze your heart is a Sacred Arrow
Am not a bitch you better Fear the Sparrow
I purge the deep and Spear the Shallow

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Well, that's a clever structure. I'd likely induct you into a nomination. It's never luck, with you.
Just please, tell me true. All the things you're going to do to me
I'm going to do them to you.
All but giving you the flu; Our lungs a chimney as we schute. Put you on mute. Made your, girly verse, look cute.
You really know how to change the topic. I must be your favorite gossip, until I silence your skull like a laborer mopping.
Partyin' in closed hotels what the fuck you doin' these days?!
Bro
I'd like to know. Now you're just putting on a show with your dread and your horror flow.
It's all I know. Make what you will of that. Do you miss the fallen snow?
Two paths converged in a wood. We're merging good. Unfortunately, you're flirting with the mermaid from the hood.
Your diabolical schemes mean nothing to me. A reaction out of me is something to see.
Smoking wonderful trees; going outside feeling the breeze. Before it makes you sneeze.
I'm not mocking you. I'm possibly stopping you from doing all the things you want to do.
To humanity and civilization; you think it's what you've got to do.
Not true. Think of what your doctor would do?
It'd leave me possibly blue and partially tombed.
I've truly been a rhymer since the womb. Sometimes I check with you.
You never get the message, do you? I'm no normal wiccan. Snap you in an instant. Until you get it, or properly did it.
Sick with it. Pistol hits your mitten grips. Send you a bitch with syphylis untl you get the jist of this.
Take me off your wishlist. My replies are instant. Store phat lines, like a lipid. Flow like liquid.
So you're timid.
Can't start what I have finished.
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Are you happy to see this tragedy?
I'm vastly overwhelming, and ghastly.
Multiple personalities? Mask me.
Pass you fastly. Make you feel shabby.
The magic wand you pass me is on the pond by the grass,see?
I'm everlasting. Put your mental in astonishment with my clever typecasting.
I'n living life tasting the fruits of my labor.
Do me a favor and turn off the cable.
Stop with all these fable. That won't be able.
To go against me. My flow-you-envy, with all our ghostwritten bevvy.
Leave you dead in a Chevy from a machete.
Flesh lookin' like spaghetti you'll nevef forget me.
Don't hit me. It makes me look iffy, and rather not spiffy. Smokin' spliffy's.
Blicky in the glovie. I hope the cops don't pinch me.
Debut like 50, mainly caz I'm nifty.
Conversate but briefly, make you believe you can relieve me.
Never believe me, but I'll sever your knee-free.
Tremendously beastly when it comes to the briefings.
Underlings beneath me try to come with their grievings.
Something to see when
I'm already seething. This hallway is receding on you all while I'm impeding
Your impendent doom repetitively repeating. A veteran of healing.
In September you'll deceive me about the North American football season.
I shook all reason. Which is why you took all season.
My book receding into the shadows but becoming a cult classic
Look for recent.

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3rd time's a charm. Doing no harm. Fire-arms for defense.
Firebombs for the feds. Ducking these 10 year bids.
I wonder if you have a girl, or some kids. Not truly my biz.
That's okay I'm just stupidly blitzed off marijauana and schlitz.
Easy as this when it comes to the list,
Top 10 with the pen in my clutched first.
It isn't just this, some things you're doing are very annoying you can trust this.
For starters you seem to be rusty and rebuking me, quite crustily.
Wonderfully painting imagery with only faint,&distant hussling until you're one of me.
Tussling w/ inner demons.. I can tell you're struggling.
What is that I'm smelling? It's the monster lurking. The father smirking at his younger earthling.
The one his mother had trouble birthing, and then was burping.
Let me tell you the first thing. 3rd time's a charm.

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Ay just came to tell this dude
He's smelly, rude now lets conclude
letting vets exclude not include
Have his Head Rooted for sounding like a Med Tooted
I drop cold bars heavy enough to have everyone in Hell Soothed beyond wars that saw the Petulent Executed
My putrid heart is where they have the Devil Secluded, I make you change flows stupidly then leave you Excellently Muted
Am socially active so its easy for me to Murder you Verbally
Sociopathic, on acid, possessed within ready to Expose the Infernally
Feed you rat poison when its placid so you steadily Corrode Internally
A Shaman Immortally invading your Abode Mentally
Commanding Totally defy the Morbidly, A Giant Normally
Rip this Tyrant Horribly, Cut you in diagonal parts Thoroughly
Rap Monstrously In one skit teach you how to Battle Rap Monstrously
Make you see the Wrath of God Consciously
Decode the thoughts of this Fraud Ominously
I make you write till a see a member of the lodge Applaud Arduously
Silly Insignificant Dwarf can't mess with 1.5 that leaves you floating in a Distant Wharf
Drug you with potent venom that combust your cerebellum chop your hands off then only let you leave with a share if you Knit a Scarf
While trying to hold your breath in a tank of water Loaded with Ice
Come eat the beef Bloated with Spice
You meet the chief that wired your system to be an Explosive Devise
Always thinking like a sire unable to be fired by someone nonexistent if a Verse will Suffice
I admire your Hunger, its Nice, Entirely Bound by the Wise
You're a pussy unable to Conquer the Mice
I'm the only one that can tell you when you Sound like a Lice
You get stuffed like a wife trynna have More than some Rice on so I take out your eyeballs Fun with a Dice
Strike your vitals with swords on the 2nd Pun Puffin the Trice
You have too much pride to arise untold for a lil Lordly Advice
So call me the Decapitator greet me on the Scene like a Major
You're annoying like Frills on a paper just distilling vapor no Incinerator
Your skills are unheard off like a Serene Terminator
You were sent to me and will always be my Linguistic Failure
Now the wicked ender is here to Rip ya Denture on a Sick Adventure
Not a royal Sealed Connector caz students are free to disagree when they Meet a Mentor
Overshadowed brutally on the spree by a gene that spiraled from a Real Director
Sincerely blogging with a Dream Infector, Quick Elector, Keep up or die in a Shitty Sector
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Peel back the Layers; in this thread I am the Savior…
Thanks. These days I never take a Verse for Granted
You're about to have your Case Managed
Right around Take 7, you’ll realize my replies are Dates w/Heaven
Always up for a Sick Adventure, how 'bout a Misadventure where I Pick the Ending?
Where’s Master, Honestly?
-he'd say
Hot coals for you, until you use your Adverbs Properly
My seat is that of the Catbird, Shockingly
So don’t worry, I can handle the mice Appropriately
I can tell you're not ready for this Emotionally
Even if you're active Socially, you can’t stay Close to Me
Am Aborting this Friendship since you Snorted my Medicine
Have you ever Known me, to be Reticent?
I lay it all out here; that’s the Regiment
(But)I’ve changed sire; no more Cooking up Verbs or Looking up Words
No more binges on trees; I know it sounds Absurd
I'll be the first to tell you the Fight's never Over
Mainly because I can’t Write Sober.
Flow Naturally So Happily never Slow & Gradually
G'd Up from the Feet up, after all, I’m just tryinta Keep Up w/ all your Cheap Stuff..
Let’s make a Wager Major that you're not a Major Player
Peel back the Layers; in this thread I am the Savior
I see you Scheming Large, wanting to Be in Charge
Plus, you and the Devil I fear, are Peas in a Pod
When he double-crosses you I am someone who can be Seen from Afar
Who can Slog through your Mental and Blog to Instrumentals
Or send your verse to anyone you're wanting it sent to.
In 2004, I determined I’m Probably Dead Too.
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Not happy with take 1, I must be a Perfectionist
Make hits with my cut-up body 'til every one of the Sections Hit
Ripping instrumentals like The Militia with DJ Premier
Like a seer, I See Through Your Veneer, &ave been doing it for years
Let's be Clear
You claim to be some sort of Rap General
In reality you're a Whack Sentinel on Crack or Fentanyl
Leave a Hole in your Heart, like the Left Ventricle
Pull you Apart, until you Act Miserable
Writing in a trance to inspire you to Attack Syllables
The imagery in your rebuttal is Visual to me, as an Individual
But I always Change Course, leaving your Brain Torn
Sustaining these days on Grain & Corn, & Spiced Beef
W/ English as a second language, I wonder how you Might Speak
Butchering adjectives Infernally is Disconcerting(to me)
But your rhymes Internally make up for it(Usually),when you trudge on Further w/ me
Got the Burner w/ me; I'll shoot @ your limbs until you Learn A Few Things
I'm a few steps away from getting Paid for my Musings
Even if I've insulted you; the more I Say it, it's Soothing
I'm Sicker than Covid; ya need a Cold Med
I Pick at the Vultures who pick at(the)corpses So Dead
Go Ahead; try to instill some fear in me, before I Go to Bed...
I'm a dwarf star the topography of which is a Barren Wasteland
With no food or water you realize how useless the Gun in your Wasteband
You could murder the alphabet with alliteration and I'll still Say it's Bad!
Well, we came, we conquered, Lad
Pretty soon this will be a Fad
It's not Enticing To Me to be Writing In Leagues
I'd rather play Dice With An Eel or Fight you 'til you're Fatigued

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The ancient Alien with Traits of Satan
Ready to Lacerate a Pagan, Elevated to Terminate a Mason
Hardly enjoy the Play with my Gay Son addicted to peace or Death like Jason
Poking decapitated bodies skinning the face in a Reddish Basin
Eat the section of your corpse the one that looks like a Jelly Raisin
I'm an infection in course verses without remorse eviscerate a curse
Search for clean fans here to Drain the Church without time to Delegate a nurse
The Lyrical Surgeon summoning Invisible Gorgon
Running, all up on your system like a Critical Virus Crippling Norton
Bomb the retina till you see flashes of white light give you slashes for leaving a shy right without a Hi n Bi Spite, Record you from a Spy Kite
Keep you underground for being this is far from a Fly Fight
Only the fallen torturing Samsung can conceal to reveal My Might
Towering majestically on a Benign Plight disassemble your Brain Circuits
Junk like Tray Biscuits, Pushing to the omni level of the Strange Limits
Revive to Berate Crickets, End the life of a hostage if anyone a mile Away Fidgets
Exhibit enough Wattage to power the sun for a day while Gazing at Spack Triplets
Straight free or something that made me exaggerate like Shady I don't Take Snippets
As unique as Water Droplets decomposing beside Inflamed Pallets, know how the swing goes like I Make Mallets
Going as low as a shame delinquent there to swipe a neck with a brother that Enslave Wallets
Panting like a Jaguar Proudly lioning to Enter the Angular Slowly
Burnt by something precipitating a Luke down, Talk to the Lowly
Criticizing helps a lot on the plotted knotted Triangular Journey
Sodomize vets now Packed, Dotted hacked in a Quadrangular Gurney,
Its illegal, online charged with slaughtering the belligerent on A Belligerent on a Battle Rap Tourney,
Relax when i say or you permanently Sleep Soundly, Close the holes in your nose with a Crack Brownie
You're not a full gig you up an down like a Park Townie,
Come with a filthy written discretely bitten you take a dart in the Dark Sunny
Through simple sentences show you what is not only Knot Funny
Work out till it dies bloody eyes on a Goth Bunny
Got ya future in my palm like the Call Tony
Got children controlling a colony like the All Cony
I'm a wealthy shepherding visiting to drop on every single Stall Money
You so lonely you be pinching the crop like a treason agent with a Tall Donkey
The every season parent See through the Glee Transparent
Fueled by demons Needing Hypocrisy, You're the Meaning of Misleading Mediocrity
Simply Astonishing, Engage in Wicked Idolatry Poultry
You'll be seeing more stars and Dreams than a Breeding Sorority
Shield with vivid Spirit Forgery, Seeping eternal liquid like Draconians, Mystic sadistic into Evil Sorcery Take you back to Living Normally
Sinning Totally, Angels hide behind the violet clouds when I Peak Abnormally
Spar with crowds to Heat the Mortuary
Raising a Degree in Purgatory sending a fleet that had to retreat against the Amount to Me,
Build across crown a Virgin code-name Virgen to Ship the Rosary
Basically an Imp in to disturb the peace Ink in Cordially
With an ounce of respect for legends I choose to gracefully Exist Formerly
Shapeshifting between moon rays Emitting Lousily
The webbing spider Switch to Serpent Vision Suddenly
Flow like vomit that Exit Fluently
Oozing bazooka rounds Soothingly Boozing Foolishly Pursue the Cynically
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My Foolishness is Evident; I've awoken Netcees Spookiest Resident
Is there any Truth in your Messages? My eyes are turning Blood Red
What have I Just Read? The ramblings of a Dust-head
I picked a Stark Raving Lunatic to Start Making Music-with
But I'm not Buying It; why are you Trying This?
I'm a Depraved Scientist who Takes Lives-with-this
I'm Particularly Vexed by an Insignificant Speck
who's life is a Miserable Wreck the Last time I Checked
Uploaded my mind into an android body, after he Snapped My Neck
Then purchased a Vat of Holy Water; a Bath's my Only Offer
It will singe you down to your Skeleton
Leaving only a residue of Gelatin, and a bit of Melanin...
I'll tell you where you can put your Spy Kite!
Try as you Might you'll be the only one Dying Tonight
Your text is Braggadocio, but you're a Faggot homo though
Where do you live? I'll buy your whole Fucking Town
with like 5 grand peasant I'm not Fucking Around
Then sell it back to the Old Folks who like my verses better cuz I Told Jokes
I Hope you Croak, or at the very least, Trip on your Cloak
Want you to think of this verse every time you Zip-up your Coat
Because I'm the Real Spy with a Trained Eye &you May Die
Sure; I hunt Jaguars for their Fur - I don't curr.
Or Care; don't question what I Wear
Anyway, you're Lame Man
You need a new Game-Plan before you Fade Fast
I can't be Tracked; I teleport all Over the Place
You're a Disgrace and your verse is full of frill & Lace
Damn right I'm Cynical; give you the cold Clinical
My Imagery is Visual, while your Symmetry is Unusual
Get Livid & come Through 4me; Paint Vivid like we Used to be...
(I got Nothing Left what's Done is Said)
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ugh. the second half of that is just bleh.

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It takes reading a post like this a day to realize half of your Life is Gone
Leave a burnt Mark on your forehead like the beast in the bible so dark he Might Condone
Invoke an army if am bored Knot wanting to delete a rival or Fight Alone
Lirics eject like bullets released by the rifle Striking Bone
You din't state which instrumental so i send missiles in hopes of Igniting the Tone
This is not the real J son with a ripped mental you're bleeding in ropes Fighting a Clone
I'm Satanic to the being You're just an angry lil teen on greasy slopes Wanting a Phone
Sadly Prone You get stuffed on scene like a Salty Cone
Hard core skills like Lord Bills make your corpse part of the Show Fills
You Blow Pills dying slow like a lone fish swimming Without Gills
Choking like a true vet Lets Rhyme it Off
Now am the bull net quoted by actors you just a Slimy Calf
Am golden in battles wrecking bloated vitals with a Shiny Staff
You get broken like tidal waves after hearing Mista Grimy Laugh
Son you're as real as a Fly Giraffe your heat is enough to Cause a Cough
Colloquially slap your ass for not being able to Map the Graph
Stop your words that pop like swords by stuffing your Mouth with a Scarf
Dropped by Lords thundering globes you're just a flow ring Thrown from the Wharf
For being a back Stabbing Judas tempting the loyal Dabbling Buddha's
Reversing death like immortal everything i'm sending is royal infecting the total
Every text paranormal, Punch a hole through your low call reddish bifocal
You're old school like Icarly, Par Me with Raichu playing Charlie Charlie
I'm gnarly Gallardos you just a Starmie covered with a shit stained Aunty Panty
Haunted is my mind filled with Demons that Govern for the Worse
Can't catch me when am gliding magically Floating through the Course
I own your heart so you know am not Coming for the Purse Uncovering the Source
Almightilly burst in God level conquering Empowered and Remorse
You're the lie of the letter E Tender G Mend n C the End like Z
Scar a bark when I Pen in a Tree against this its you Bending a T
Your conversing with the start like an A Smelling a B
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