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Old 02-05-2020, 05:00 PM   #1
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You all know the rules, but if you need reminding go look at the rule thread. Records updated in rankings.

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Old 02-08-2020, 12:57 PM   #2
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@Cashius I have Habitats bar.
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:12 PM   #3
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Habitat - I want to like your bar but asunder isn’t pronounced ass under....its undeniably pronounced as uh sun derrr
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Yeah Hab came a lot better this week, but like Zuo said it's sort of a forced wordplay, you've gotta bend the word to make it work. Plot had a relevant bar, simple and effective, a deadly combo in the right circumstances so he gets my vote

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For the record, I dont do forced wordplay. If I'm not sure I research before i write the bar. You dumbasses who said it didnt work or was forced as fuck are either stupid or you're hate voting. Smarten up

Last week I met this thiccccc bitch...all night she screamin’ “DON’T YOU STOP!”
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Old 02-10-2020, 11:26 PM   #4
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see if he can stomach the heat when I fire rounds toward his gullet
when I get strapped for cash the uzi's spraying, this bum can't even afford a bullet
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Old 02-11-2020, 12:11 AM   #5
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Thought Habitat was more aggressive with his punch. Cash was cool, funny but not enough for Hab this rnd.
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Old 02-11-2020, 01:01 AM   #6
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cashius.. if you want constructive criticism your lines were slightly confusing and all the build up with the quotes before that ehh... it didn't fully connect to me

and next

Habitat --- your bar hand kind of a better flow and feel to it, but I felt like there is no punchline.. it flowed and was ok but.. no zing to it nah mean. It wasn't bad or anything just seemed pretty run of the mill generic.


vote - Cashius --- because I liked it slightly better
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Old 02-11-2020, 01:56 AM   #7
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I think Hab took this one but it was close, on first read i thought Cashius ran away with it but then i caught on to the whole strapped for cash shit and was like damn. That's pretty tough lol. This might go down as battle of the week gentlemen good work from both sides, Hab just had a little more ferocity on his side

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Old 02-11-2020, 09:08 AM   #8
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Vote - Cash

This is a coin flip, honestly. Both lines were equally clever and well worded. Edge goes to Cash because gullet doesn’t rhyme with bullet.

Kidding. I liked the play off last week.
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Old 02-11-2020, 09:20 AM   #9
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Cash got this
If you didn’t vote for him you should take a look at yourself, seriously.
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Old 02-11-2020, 09:55 AM   #10
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Vote- Habitat.
Yeah Cash dissed me? Clearly missing his opp and firing at me.. why?
I mean I got totally swayed on and didnt say shit,, and hes calling ME an ASS?
Fuckwit!
Then Hab had the cash-strapped/broke cant even afford a bullet.. which is dope!
So thats my vote
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Old 02-11-2020, 11:52 AM   #11
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Vote Cash. Habitsts bar is fine but cash nameflips are beyond played, similar to other bars I've seen this week getting love.
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Cash had a dope flip to last weeks chatter very nicely his punch landed harsh. Hab came with the same heat tho. Yeah yeah cash flips are played but if the bar is good it’s just good. lol tough one tbh. I think cash edged Hab this week with slightly more impact to his punch. Dope match...


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Old 02-11-2020, 10:15 PM   #13
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Habs flip was pretty cool and worded really well.... Cash strapped been done for sure but the way this was executed was dope

Cash lol...funny personal that was worded pretty well, hit, and was an enjoyable fresh take


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good battle here

Hab: liked the wording on strapped for cash concept. I've seen the idiom before but yours was smoother tgan Cash bar.

Cash: I thought the quotes were a bit much but taking advantage of the personal & Asunder stuff was a funny angle. So w/ the originality & personal Cash got it for me.
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