Nick James 3-3 Vs Joe Boston 3-1 - NJ WINS

Allen Knight · 02-26-2018, 04:16 PM

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday Mar 1 and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

Minimum of 8, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE!
THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT VOTING RECENTLY, IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO VOTE IN YOUR BATTLE YOU MUST STATE THEIR NAME IN YOUR CHECK IN. IF IT’S A CRAZY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEN SORRY YOU’RE JUST A BITCH AND ALL VOTES WILL COUNT. AS PER ORC

@Nick James @Joe Boston

Nick James · 02-26-2018, 05:26 PM

ima go 12-14

Joe Boston · 02-26-2018, 06:23 PM

Joe Boston · 02-26-2018, 06:25 PM

Check not sure if i did this right @Allen Knight if u can fix

Nick James · 02-26-2018, 06:38 PM

http://tinypic.com/

try this image hoster, itll give u the link then send it to me

Nick James · 02-27-2018, 07:44 AM

EDIT

Joe Boston · 02-27-2018, 05:51 PM

listen

This fag mean muggin, ill hit him with the right cross
Why he got the look of Mike Tomlin right after a steelers loss?
You cost all your relationships to fail, im with ur bitch having breakfast at her place
She knows when it comes to Eczema overeasy guy, she left you cuz that shit on ur face
Disgrace of human life, can tell ur a fucking knob
Sitting in the lot of his workplace for hours, tell me how the fuck u got fired from a fastfood job
Id rob you in broad daylight better have police quick on call
Faggot ill rip that Stud out ur ear, then each Joint Compound them like ur body made of drywall
Look stranded cant get home at all, not even a tank of gas you can afford
He tried to Pawn his chain 8 times, brokers laughed told em keep it moving like pieces on a chessboard
Kid need to be saved by the lord, honestly his whole image is gay
Fucked up mustache and chin hair like Officer Hyott, plus his barber needs a fucking Training Day

12 @Nick James good luck

Nick James · 02-28-2018, 10:14 AM

u had to pull some shady shit cuz u alrdy know ima win
joes got them middle fingers up.. just the right height to hide the rolls on his chin
changed ur pic last minute like it matters man u better respect me
I figured ud come at me sideways.. this dumbass cant even upload a picture correctly
joes pic just vanishin was smooth n gave me chuckles cuz its clear
that magic trick wasnt half as good as the one u did to make them knuckles disappear
Its too late for u to work out u culdnt run a quarter mile so quit
you didnt have to lay ur pic sideways for us to see ur built like a pile of shit
RIP ur hairline. u made sum grave mistakes aint no rewindin wat u said
life might suck but theres still light at the end of the tunnel.. n its shinin off ur head
dont hype joe up all that talk will get this virgin capsized
the fuck u in a conference room for?.. all ur doin is mergin rap sites

Lyfzaa Gamble · 03-01-2018, 05:52 AM

Eczema, drywall

Vs

Sideways, light at the end, chin

Overall decent battle, def felt Nick got this one he was morr consistent and creative, had better wording, better concepts, was just feeling his more.

V nick James

Barcotic · 03-01-2018, 05:14 PM

Boston

i meeean the stud line & pawn chain joints were both dope CONCEPTUALLY, but wording fell flat as well as stretched tf out
so they didnt land

not feeling the rest at all

Nick

opener got a chuckle
come at me sideways was coo
knuckles disappear lol

the rest missed

v/nj

2tripple0 · 03-02-2018, 02:26 PM

hard to call really this was a close battle... not like overly dope in my view but they both did their thing and I really don't know who to vote for but if I had to choose I guess joe boston kind of impressed me a bit more... his wording was tighter and it just felt overall like his punchlines were a bit more harsh and more personal and closer to hitting nick james... whereas I felt nick james also wrote very well and deserves some credit for what he wrote... but for me I just felt he missed in a couple spots where joe kind of cleaned up for me so yeah....

vote: joe boston

Schadenfreude · 03-02-2018, 03:16 PM

NICK JAMES

Joe you had a few great ideas, your wording prohibited them from landing.
Nick kept it funny & clever, a couple misses, but mostly landed solid punches.

Habitat · 03-03-2018, 10:12 AM

Exzema

Vs

Chin
Sideways
Knuckles

Didn't like joes angles on the pic for most part. Nick was humerous and had some good hits.

v/ nj

Pinot Grij · 03-03-2018, 02:06 PM

Nick James with the win for me.

In pic battles, I think directness is key -- Joe Boston played around too much with wordplay and cutesy concepts when really I just wanna read about how your opponent looks like a stupid loser. Not that it was bad, just missing a certain sting to it. Eczema was a cool flip. Fast food was my favorite though - simple, direct and connects with the photo.

NJ had a lot of sting cuz the punches were more closely tied to the pic. Hide the rolls, sideways, knuckles. I was just feelin it more. Also made more with less ammo cuz the pic was all fucked.

Erron Black · 03-04-2018, 01:18 PM

Felt NJ was able to word his disses better here than JB was. Felt both didn't really formulate a lot of punchlines though, so I went with the one who hit a bit harder with the stuff that they did have.

MVGT: Nick James

02-26-2018, 04:16 PM	#1
Allen Knight The Bad Guys. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,166 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899398	Nick James 3-3 Vs Joe Boston 3-1 - NJ WINS Rules Due Dates: Verses are due Thursday Mar 1 and will be open until Sunday. Battles that lack votes may close later. One sided battles may get closed early. Extensions are 24 hours Line Limit: Minimum of 8, maximum of 16 If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first. Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ FAILURE TO VOTE ON 3 BATTLES IS A DQ. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. VOTE ON 3 BATTLES OR YOU LOSE. SIMPLE! THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT VOTING RECENTLY, IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU DON’T WANT TO VOTE IN YOUR BATTLE YOU MUST STATE THEIR NAME IN YOUR CHECK IN. IF IT’S A CRAZY AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THEN SORRY YOU’RE JUST A BITCH AND ALL VOTES WILL COUNT. AS PER ORC @Nick James @Joe Boston __________________ C.O.B

02-26-2018, 06:23 PM	#3
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092528	Last edited by Joe Boston; 02-27-2018 at 03:45 PM.

02-28-2018, 10:14 AM	#8
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	u had to pull some shady shit cuz u alrdy know ima win joes got them middle fingers up.. just the right height to hide the rolls on his chin changed ur pic last minute like it matters man u better respect me I figured ud come at me sideways.. this dumbass cant even upload a picture correctly joes pic just vanishin was smooth n gave me chuckles cuz its clear that magic trick wasnt half as good as the one u did to make them knuckles disappear Its too late for u to work out u culdnt run a quarter mile so quit you didnt have to lay ur pic sideways for us to see ur built like a pile of shit RIP ur hairline. u made sum grave mistakes aint no rewindin wat u said life might suck but theres still light at the end of the tunnel.. n its shinin off ur head dont hype joe up all that talk will get this virgin capsized the fuck u in a conference room for?.. all ur doin is mergin rap sites Last edited by Nick James; 02-28-2018 at 01:55 PM.

03-02-2018, 02:26 PM	#11
2tripple0 death warmed over Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Downstairs illstreet dam Posts: 2,564 Battle Record: 6-21 Rep Power: 0	hard to call really this was a close battle... not like overly dope in my view but they both did their thing and I really don't know who to vote for but if I had to choose I guess joe boston kind of impressed me a bit more... his wording was tighter and it just felt overall like his punchlines were a bit more harsh and more personal and closer to hitting nick james... whereas I felt nick james also wrote very well and deserves some credit for what he wrote... but for me I just felt he missed in a couple spots where joe kind of cleaned up for me so yeah.... vote: joe boston __________________ https://soundcloud.com/user-876573949/ https://soundcloud.com/user-634430314/

03-02-2018, 03:16 PM	#12
Schadenfreude Dynomite.. DYNOMITE!! Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,408 Battle Record: 42-22 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Tag Team Titles - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 21049081	NICK JAMES Joe you had a few great ideas, your wording prohibited them from landing. Nick kept it funny & clever, a couple misses, but mostly landed solid punches. __________________ Aali hupatikana kwa ghali.

02-26-2018, 05:26 PM	#2
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	ima go 12-14

02-26-2018, 06:25 PM	#4
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092528	Check not sure if i did this right @Allen Knight if u can fix

02-26-2018, 06:38 PM	#5
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	http://tinypic.com/ try this image hoster, itll give u the link then send it to me

02-27-2018, 07:44 AM	#6
Nick James death to amen Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 1,279 Battle Record: 1-2 Rep Power: 7423715	EDIT

02-27-2018, 05:51 PM	#7
Joe Boston Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 929 Battle Record: 8-11 Rep Power: 11092528	listen This fag mean muggin, ill hit him with the right cross Why he got the look of Mike Tomlin right after a steelers loss? You cost all your relationships to fail, im with ur bitch having breakfast at her place She knows when it comes to Eczema overeasy guy, she left you cuz that shit on ur face Disgrace of human life, can tell ur a fucking knob Sitting in the lot of his workplace for hours, tell me how the fuck u got fired from a fastfood job Id rob you in broad daylight better have police quick on call Faggot ill rip that Stud out ur ear, then each Joint Compound them like ur body made of drywall Look stranded cant get home at all, not even a tank of gas you can afford He tried to Pawn his chain 8 times, brokers laughed told em keep it moving like pieces on a chessboard Kid need to be saved by the lord, honestly his whole image is gay Fucked up mustache and chin hair like Officer Hyott, plus his barber needs a fucking Training Day 12 @Nick James good luck

03-01-2018, 05:14 PM	#10
Barcotic Needs no introduction Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Toronto Posts: 4,493 Battle Record: 29-31 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Survivor Tournament - Pros vs. Joes - Key Grand Prix - Fight Night XX - NBL Tag Team - NBL Picture League - Battle Arena - Battle Arena Pics - BA Tag Team (2x) - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - BAL Battle Royale - NPL Roast Rep Power: 3061965	Boston i meeean the stud line & pawn chain joints were both dope CONCEPTUALLY, but wording fell flat as well as stretched tf out so they didnt land not feeling the rest at all Nick opener got a chuckle come at me sideways was coo knuckles disappear lol the rest missed v/nj

03-03-2018, 10:12 AM	#13
Habitat Make my day Join Date: Mar 2016 Posts: 742 Battle Record: 8-6 Champed - 1-2 LR Tournament Rep Power: 7519558	Exzema Vs Chin Sideways Knuckles Didn't like joes angles on the pic for most part. Nick was humerous and had some good hits. v/ nj __________________

03-03-2018, 02:06 PM	#14
Pinot Grij Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 863 Battle Record: 23-19 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night 2 - Write Week V - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Winter Topical II - 1-2 Punch league Rep Power: 29195060	Nick James with the win for me. In pic battles, I think directness is key -- Joe Boston played around too much with wordplay and cutesy concepts when really I just wanna read about how your opponent looks like a stupid loser. Not that it was bad, just missing a certain sting to it. Eczema was a cool flip. Fast food was my favorite though - simple, direct and connects with the photo. NJ had a lot of sting cuz the punches were more closely tied to the pic. Hide the rolls, sideways, knuckles. I was just feelin it more. Also made more with less ammo cuz the pic was all fucked. __________________ Topical C.R.E.A.M.

03-04-2018, 01:18 PM	#15
Erron Black Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	Felt NJ was able to word his disses better here than JB was. Felt both didn't really formulate a lot of punchlines though, so I went with the one who hit a bit harder with the stuff that they did have. MVGT: Nick James