07-27-2020, 10:23 PM | #1 |
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evaD 2-0 vs Inno 1-1 - DAVE WINS
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07-27-2020, 10:30 PM | #2 |
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07-27-2020, 10:31 PM | #3 |
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07-28-2020, 12:12 PM | #4 |
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07-29-2020, 02:21 PM | #6 |
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Well.. Label me impressed, kids’ toys these days are straight the best Who knew you could remove individual eyeballs on a Mr Potato Head? Drinking at the wheel? I don’t think that shit’s strategical But you can prolly get let off the DUI as you clearly live in that vehicle Lookin more sweaty than that roof, hygiene tip for this wack schlub; Maybe trade those post-work suds for the kind you find in bath tubs On Dave’s level? You’re nowhere near so show some respek Only parralels I see here are those 4 weird-ass growths on your neck That whole side’s a strange mess, his face own face just ain’t impressed Even got the weak excuse for a soul patch tryna exit stage left Probably shouldn’t bring it up but I do not give a single fuck; Ear lobes are so baggy they give rounds of applause when the wind gets up |
07-31-2020, 10:45 PM | #8 |
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Fuck words ama break it down letter by letter for you Cuz let’s B real homie, every one knows D is never close to a W Ohh you claim to be a vet and you want respect? Sure! How son? the last time you tasted a V was when you put on that shirt Looking like you chewed that shit to bits like a nervous prick No worries tho, cuz you winning this battle is more of a reach than you taking that pic A boat? Rivers a perfect place to hide a body from the feds But when I pull the tech n lick shots I won’t need water to leave you wet And U gets no pussy I’m sure bitches look and say PASS! who would want to date a Nigga who’s nose hairs literally grow into his mustache? Fuck this pussy he’s a fagot, looking like every other next door neighbor But yo that’s fitting cuz I’m sure he’s about as soft as mr. Rogers sweater Last edited by Sharp; 07-31-2020 at 10:49 PM. Reason: adding pic |
08-01-2020, 02:54 AM | #9 |
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Well..
Label me impressed, kids’ toys these days are straight the best Who knew you could remove individual eyeballs on a Mr Potato Head? Funny but individual eyes from a potato head? Haven’t u always been able to do that? Lol idk.. Drinking at the wheel? I don’t think that shit’s strategical But you can prolly get let off the DUI as you clearly live in that vehicle Dope Lookin more sweaty than that roof, hygiene tip for this wack schlub; Maybe trade those post-work suds for the kind you find in bath tubs Lol ok On Dave’s level? You’re nowhere near so show some respek Only parralels I see here are those 4 weird-ass growths on your neck Lol.. I just thought that was part of his beard til I zoomed. some weird shit That whole side’s a strange mess, his face own face just ain’t impressed Even got the weak excuse for a soul patch tryna exit stage left Cool Probably shouldn’t bring it up but I do not give a single fuck; Ear lobes are so baggy they give rounds of applause when the wind gets up Lol ok Vs Fuck words ama break it down letter by letter for you Cuz let’s B real homie, every one knows D is never close to a W This misses for me man Ohh you claim to be a vet and you want respect? Sure! How son? the last time you tasted a V was when you put on that shirt Nah man this is weak Looking like you chewed that shit to bits like a nervous prick No worries tho, cuz you winning this battle is more of a reach than you taking that pic Lol alright A boat? Rivers a perfect place to hide a body from the feds But when I pull the tech n lick shots I won’t need water to leave you wet Nah just too simple And U gets no pussy I’m sure bitches look and say PASS! who would want to date a Nigga who’s nose hairs literally grow into his mustache? Funny observation but it’s a bit of a reach and kinda light Fuck this pussy he’s a fagot, looking like every other next door neighbor But yo that’s fitting cuz I’m sure he’s about as soft as mr. Rogers sweater Nah again man So I’m sure Inno is capable of better but Dave took this. More consistent and creative. Funnier read Vote - evaD |
08-01-2020, 08:58 AM | #10 |
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Potato head
Vehicle Round of applause Vs Didn’t really feel anything from Inno this time. Closer also didn’t rhyme unless I’m missing something Vote dave |
08-02-2020, 03:54 PM | #11 |
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DUI , parallels, baggy a funny visual
Vs Reach I think dave took this, Inno was solid enough but felt a bit played in the beginning and his closer didn't end for me Dave was more consistent with more enjoyable concepts to me so he gets my vote
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08-02-2020, 10:57 PM | #12 |
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Well..
Label me impressed, kids’ toys these days are straight the best Who knew you could remove individual eyeballs on a Mr Potato Head? alright you did Mr potato head better this week fu Good bar Drinking at the wheel? I don’t think that shit’s strategical But you can prolly get let off the DUI as you clearly live in that vehicle okay, but kind of basic delivery. The bar has a funny concept but the delivery isn't comical enough to carry it into haymaker level for me Lookin more sweaty than that roof, hygiene tip for this wack schlub; Maybe trade those post-work suds for the kind you find in bath tubs funny, solid On Dave’s level? You’re nowhere near so show some respek Only parralels I see here are those 4 weird-ass growths on your neck solid That whole side’s a strange mess, his face own face just ain’t impressed Even got the weak excuse for a soul patch tryna exit stage left 'his face own face' is probably a typo you would've noticed if your verse wasn't auto hidden. Oops. could have been done better but solid observation/decent bar Probably shouldn’t bring it up but I do not give a single fuck; Ear lobes are so baggy they give rounds of applause when the wind gets up funny but light So I'll just say it now, Dave won. Inno, this feedback is meant to be more constructive - don't take it as 'you fucked up all over' - it's a little more nitpicky than normal. Fuck words ama break it down letter by letter for you Cuz let’s B real homie, every one knows D is never close to a W light and unless I'm missing something it's not really related to the pic at all. Bars like this feel like a missed opportunity to me Ohh you claim to be a vet and you want respect? Sure! How son? the last time you tasted a V was when you put on that shirt tasted a V? Could probably have done something else with a V to feed it across better cause I don't think he necessarily tastes the shirt as he puts it on Looking like you chewed that shit to bits like a nervous prick No worries tho, cuz you winning this battle is more of a reach than you taking that pic dope concept, but I wish you drew attention to the reflection in his glasses with the setup. If you point it out, we know what you're referencing so some people won't get it or even notice he's doing that A boat? Rivers a perfect place to hide a body from the feds But when I pull the tech n lick shots I won’t need water to leave you wet pretty basic And U gets no pussy I’m sure bitches look and say PASS! who would want to date a Nigga who’s nose hairs literally grow into his mustache? this is a cool observation to play with, but I would've made it more about 'the facial hair is ridiculous' than 'can't get a date' Fuck this pussy he’s a fagot, looking like every other next door neighbor But yo that’s fitting cuz I’m sure he’s about as soft as mr. Rogers sweater the neighbor/Mr Rogers sweater is a dope idea but the 'he looks like a next door neighbor' is kind of a stretch to make it work Dave was way more consistent. Inno has some quality ideas but I wanna see more stuff directly about the op's pic. That reach bar could've been line of the battle and I know you could win some of these on humor alone V/dave |
08-03-2020, 10:40 AM | #13 |
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I got Dave winning this
Inno has a couple cool ideas but upon execution they just didn’t hit hard Potato, vehicle and close we’re all dope from Dave
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