Contender Match: Hush 3-0 vs Username 2-1 - HUSH WINS

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Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

Due Thursday, 7/23 at Midnight PST
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@Hush @UserName

[Hush]

I feel like you will want a new pic . I got you

[UserName]

Yeah, what do you wanna use? The one of me hugging the turkey or what?

[Hush]

Lemme see the other pic . I’ll do it tomorrow morning

[UserName]

Hey man been at work, extension plz?

I shoulda done this verse before my two key style ones lmao

[UserName]

[Hush]

You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell

[UserName]

That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation

[Wanderer]

You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
i like this punch but it doesn’t do it for me since I can’t really see how he looks like a cum stain
Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
Dope
You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
It’s ok
Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
Creative, it’s alright
Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
Not bad
I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
I think this is kind of a reach bro
been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell
Not really feeling

Vs

That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
Not overly feeling this opener. It’s kinda funny if you can imagine them as condoms which I struggle to do
You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
Solid
I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
Cool
You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
LMAO
If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
Its ok
This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
Nahh
Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation
The punch is amusing but this doesn’t really work for me since I can’t see any lobster shit?

This is close. Both had 3 each I wasn’t overly keen on. when user hit, he hit harder imo. I thought Rice down the aisle was LOTB. Love the way both these dudes write but I gotta give this to User by a hair

Vote - User

[Destroyer]

I got Vic here. He was consistent and the neck shade and opener leaned me
I was honestly reading user’s verse like wtf happened here but his last three were bangers. I still don’t think he was as consistent with the hits as hush was. Ledger lotb for me tho
But
V/hush

[FGR]

Hushs opener was mild..wasn't really direct toward the pic cuz he doesn't look like a cum stain...Greenland was nice.. hunchback was ok at best.. thought more could have been done.. it was creative but not executed to hit hard . Watch his mouth was okish.. again creative but didn't really hit.. cast shade was alright..didn't pack to much sting but a jab...bacon line didn't do it for me... Seems like ur running outta shit to diss..closer was lame... Users opener was ok at best...waiter line was fun y.. decent hit... Cuban was a jab... Walmart was good.. your last three bars shit the bed for me... Ledger..pantry.. lobster were all a hard miss for me....

I thought this battle was gonna be alot better then it was...kinda disappointing to be real... I read hushs verse and thought user is def gonna take this but then read user and he feel off hard AF in the second half of his verse.. overall I guess I gotta give this to hush for being more consistent with the jabs.. no hate fellas... I got pumped when I seen y'all two battling n this wasn't want I wanted to see

V hush

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Hush

Last 6 were dope. Pantry line could have been FIRE if worded better.

User

Consistent throughout. Didn’t have an bangers but well above the whack line. Your pantry line was better as well.

Good battle guys

Vote user

[Sharp]

You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
funny, but light
Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
Greenland made this bar for me. Solid
You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
gone
Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
the wording doesn't sit great with me
Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
lmao nice
I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
throwback. I get it and it's dope, but I expect people won't remember that ad
been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell
light but okay





That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
more silly than anything
You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
funny, but light
I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
humor isn't doing it for me here
You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
okay
If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
Jesus this is dope
This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
lol
Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation
lobster bar of the battle. Actually a good, funny bar tbh

I have Hush with more consistentcy. Great read

V/Hush

[evaD]

You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
Lmao
Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
Decent but bit of a force w/ Greenland
You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
Nice
Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
Ok
Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
Concept been done a lot but it’s ok
I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
This doesn’t hit w/ the pic for me? How are you seeing bacon in that collar? Lol
been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell
Decent closer



That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
Kinda funny but a stretch w/ the pic like his bacon line
You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
Lol
I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
Not feelin this too much
You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
Lol
If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
Fire
This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
Ok
Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation
Ear looks pretty normal to me but I like the funny current angle


User had an absolute haymaker with the side part one. The rest had the comedy wording that always works but the concepts weren’t that great for me, like just saying you’re Mexican, you’re Peurto rican is kinda basic. Hush had quasimodo and gender fluid which were fire and bacon collar was a big miss for me but the rest was all good. Good showings from both and a fun read but I give it to hush for better overall verse.

Vote - Hush

[Resin M-I-C]

found gender fluid funny
damn Viking hit like a brick.. banger
quasimodo half swag.. it was ok
i liked eat with his eyes, coulda been real fire tho
shade was coo
bacon missed
nahhh at clam/pussy ref

vs

condoms was fiiiiiire
refried was funny
cuban b was hilarious lol damn
solid international line, good twist at the end
Ledger was ok
pr was funny again
red lobster was aight, lil light

hush came correct but the last 4 lines hurt him.. that viking line was lotb contender, damn.. user was firing here & first 6 bars were heavy.. just came a lil more cosistant.. great battle gentlemen.. fun read

v user

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[Mac]

You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
cool

Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
haha nice

You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
cool funny, enjoying the flow so far

Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
liight

Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
decent

I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
not feeling this

been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell
nicee

vs.

That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
lol I liked this

You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
not feeling this one

I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
haha cool. he actually looks pretty cuban

You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
ahh it took me a while to get this.. decent

If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
okish

This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
I fucked with the hispanic line so I'm not following this ethnic change, but its an ok punch

Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation
decent


awesome battle.. I really enjoyed Hush's flow, that verse was smooth, on the other hand Username was a pretty good read too but hush could've posted a better pic, there wasnt a lot of material to work with & you can't make out any facial traits beside the fact he looks indian-mexican-cuban and is built like the rock when he had hair. Hush got it here

v/Hush

[Blue Bayou]

You fat faggot... why are u wearing your mothers dumb frames
Everybody considers you gender fluid cuz u look like a literal cum stain
fluid attempt is cool but nah
Listen Erik the read a lot of verses .. that Walmart look ain’t fancy
ya shirt got all that Greenland & ur built like a Viking who only raids pantries
lol, this was jokes and creative i like this
You murder buffets then bankrupt the place..eating like the shits a race
Used to think I was the best & I got that hunchback... u got Quasimodo’s face
your hunch-back flip was cool here, but this is still very overdone.. seen tonnes of hunch/quasimodo lines and the one syllable multi takes away from the bar overall for me
Outfitted x ray glasses for the see food diet. In a stare down match with a pie
When I’m around he know to watch his mouth and for fun learned to eat with his eyes
i just dont like this conceptually
Bitch u got a big back wrapped in mad rib fat.. throat smuggling 7 big Macs
I don’t wana cast shade on ur neck cuz ur second chin already did that
haha this was nice, good observationa nd cocnept
I know that tee ain’t Hanes .the one Jordan endorses are made to work
Collar look like a piece of bacon n I’m pretty sure that’s why it’s ya favorite shirt
bacon isn;t green and circular this feels like a reach to me
been alone the last 30 years and it’s how u spend the next 30 as well
got the face of a bearded clam and this pussy still ain’t come outa his shell
okayish

vs.

That’s your mom’s crib right? I’m not even bombing, it’s a fact
I can tell, I see the tapestry she made of our used condoms in the back
lol good swag here, pretty cool open
You look at my pic and go fat jokes, that’s all these eyes see
Meanwhile I look at yours and go “Waiter… there’s a few hairs in my refried beans”
lol funny
I can’t tell what ethnicity you are, your Half Baked look is confusing me
I’d threaten to kill my little Mexican friend, but he’d just say “I’m Cuban, B!”
cool scarface idea and tie in... great wording prob made this better then it is
You’re married? I bet your wife’s glad that it’s done
Throwing rice as they walked down the aisle… Wal-Mart’s international one
LMAO jokes
If your girl ever praised your hair cut, you better choke her
Because that's an uglier end to a side part than Ledger's Joker
fiiire, lotb
This isn’t your picture, right? I’m geeking on this pansy
Looking like an Indian in the Cupboard sequel, Puerto Rican in a Pantry
lol funny again
Your ear’s hilarious, and next to that face it’s devastation
Thing resembles a Red Lobster so much Bard’s trying to make a reservation
ehh i dont really see it, cool site reference but observationally it feels like a reach to me


Hush had a couple cool hits but User was way more consistent .... UserName won

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