FINALS - Blue Bayou vs Zuch - {Zuch wins}

[Hush]

@Blue Bayou @Zuch


16 lines

Tonight




Get it

[UPN Zuch]

Hey friend

[Blue Bayou]

Buddy boy

I'm here... Will whip up 16 pronto

[UPN Zuch]

Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of
My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle
If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal
Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit
You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn
Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me
I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city
That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again
Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian
You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy
I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005
You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head
Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets
You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not
I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box

[Blue Bayou]

Due tonight okay no problem guys..


i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick
Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit
my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast
your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads
i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin
always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks
all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit
Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker..
one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker
ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend..
shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again
a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls?
strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls
& it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor
the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better

[evaD]

Was top ill actually zuch? Lol

This was fire but I actually think zuch took this quite comfortably. His verse was solid bangers start to finish. Blue started off the same but the standard slipped with that jack n coke bar for me. Great battle though props to both.

Vote - Zuch

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Zuchiefiasco

Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of
....no . Not good . Acute is like trailer wheels level wp. I know u tied in the angle thing but nah
My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle
If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal
....cool
Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit
You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn
...eh
Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me
I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city
...ok
That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again
Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian
...nah
You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy
I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005
....nah
You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head
Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets
....lol cool
You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not
I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box
....ok cool

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

Due tonight okay no problem guys..


i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick
Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit
....cool
my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast
your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads
....alright I guess
i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin
....ok
always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks
all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit
....lmao I like the punch
Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker..
one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker
....nah
ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend..
shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again
...awe guest ? Tf what’s going on here
a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls?
strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls
....don’t get it
& it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor
the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better
...such a great angle and this is what u did with it lmao not feeling

I feel like verse fatigue leaned heavy on both competitors


I got zuch

[Sharp]

Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of
heard some acute/a cute flips before, but this was done pretty well
My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle
If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal
throwback haha.. This is okay, but it's a little distractingly old
Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit
You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn
lol okay
Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me
I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city
I could go either way on this
That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again
Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian
could kind of see the punch coming but it's personal
You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy
I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005
personal angle could've made this dope, but you probably could've done more with it
You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head
Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets
funny
You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not
I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box
cool to me but don't know hockey well enough to know if 'gross misconduct' makes this dope.



Due tonight okay no problem guys..
generally not a fan of people doing this

i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick
Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit
gone. I now see what you're doing with that lead in and I'm leaving my feedback cause it turned me around so hard. Love this
my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast
your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads
could tell where this was going 3 words in, lost some impact for me
i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin
funny
always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks
all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit
decent personal
Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker..
one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker
I liked it once I googled boilermaker
ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend..
shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again
had to look it up because I live under a rock. Cool current event flip
a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls?
strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls
decent nose line
& it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor
the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better
could've done more with it


Awesome reads, especially with short notice. My favorites are almost always skewed towards personals, so I got

Zuch

Peloton
Caddie
Short stop

Blue

Opener
Jack n coke
New guy

Blues opener was my lotb and I thought he was generally a little more consistent once I googled things. I could see either taking it on voter preference. Good shit guys

V/Blue

[UserName]

Zuch:

My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle
If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal
Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit
You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn
You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy
I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005
You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head
Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets

Blue:

my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast
your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads
i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin
a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls?
strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls
& it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor
the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better

Dope battle, amigos. Both even on quotables, Zuch squeaks this one out with doper dopeness. Even the stuff I'm not quoting in this battle would've been hits against probably anyone else.

Fun tourney, great showing from you two.

V - Zuch

[Hush]

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[Urban Dialect]

i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin
like
Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker..
one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker
ahhh.. what ever .... nice word play...
all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit
Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker.
WTF is this shit? looks horriable,


You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head
Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets
nice
You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not
I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box
nice
That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again
Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian
Hmmm... love the set up but the legal guardian ending sucks ass.. but not a bad line thou,
You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy
I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005
you're worst line, (whack shit) but better than his....
__________________


Vote: Zuch

he was more consistent, i thought bayou dipped to far blow the whack line, and couldn't recover, Zuch hovered just above the whack line, and only touch it once with his whack line, Bayou did the same thing but his one whack line when so far below the whack line, there was no hope of him coming back, he would have had to drop and eye popping line to win

[Answer]

Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of

concept's pretty dated, but wording's cool

My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle
If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal

nah i wasnt digging this

Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit
You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn

I'll be honest man idk what this supposed to be. What does peloton have to do with finances or banks?

Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me
I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city

ok

That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again
Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian

kinda funny, i dig it

You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy
I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005

not feeling this, too deflective and not really hitting your opponent

You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head
Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets

cool

You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not
I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box

ok




i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick
Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit

cool opener

my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast
your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads

i've seen you flip this same concept at least twice now but apart from that it's funny

i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin

cool

always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks
all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit

cool idea in theory and decent execution, didn't resonate as well as I'd expect

Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker..
one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker

eh

ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend..
shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again

i like the idea of the current event flip but could've been better

a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls?
strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls

nah wasnt feeling this

& it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor
the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better

kind of a weak closer




main highlights

Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of
That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again
Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian

vs

i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick
Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit
my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast
your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads
i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin

I think blue had more hits and even when it came to misses, I felt like his were stronger. I've seen better from you both but obviously it's a keystyle tournament so the expectations are what they are, cool battle overall

overall vote - Blue

[Zaddy]

Your bitch obtuse, and her face is disheveled further
She got acute pussy, but I’m hittin’ it from angles you never heard of
2005 called, they want their bar back
My bars are a fire fest, while you lack a true handle
If you’re a Fyre Fest it’s because those setups are an absolute scandal
nah
Pretending you make bank, bro I ain’t new to this shit
You can’t call it a Peloton just because the bank put a boot on your Schwinn
what?
Your girl from Toronto? Well she’s a freak when she’s with me
I’ll have her in tears when I give her the 6 like it’s the key to the city
i THINK this is decent, I think, if I’m understanding it correctly
That golf game is WACK, you’ll never see a par again
Your handicap so bad when you ask for a caddie they give you a legal guardian
lol cool
You’ll diss my nose, go ahead, you got this guy
I’m secure though, you’re in pic league using disposables from 2005
nah
You ugly now, I got you on Insta, I’m going nuts on that head
Your hairline has a short stop so bad it must have been cut by the Mets
ok
You a fan of hockey and your wife’s supposedly not
I don’t play, but I’ll commit gross misconduct when she makes me go to the box
ok closer

1 good
2 ok
1 decent
4 misses


Vs



i drop 16’s like it’s nothin cuz my keys is quick
Zuch drops with little notice too.. literally, nobody reads his shit
lol I liked this, solid opener
my prime accounts for 7 site titles kid my reign was beast
your Prime Accounts four long ass receipts for different anal beads
fuck no
i don’t need your advice in a bout to win..
if i bounce anything off you, it’s a grenade without the pin
heres an idea, log off
always stealin blow for cash, i stay takin' some bricks
all you know bout ‘jack n coke’ is lowsy tips cuz you can’t make em for shit
not a good diss
Zuch better shut his trap cuz boy’s a faker..
one-shot to the Mug’ll have this guy Leanin, now that’s a Boilermaker
muggle? Like from Harry Potter? Yeah you and this wp can go fuck yourselves
ur girl sent me slutty pics on facebook then tried to friend..
shes comin over next month, it’ll be an August dicking that makes Will cry again
nice
a plasma bar in 2020? what are u thinkin down in East Great Falls?
strange you never spit anything New Guy, ur the spitting image of DJ Qualls
i don’t know who dj Qualls is
& it wasn’t the gayness that made ur alias a worthless endeavor
the saddest thing bout TOP iLL? ur wife took over and the verses were better
no


2 good
6 misses


Not the best battle, didnt seem like you guys wanted to be here but I appreciate you showing up either way. Close battle but I have zuch taking it barely.


Vote Zuch

[Orc]

Neither came particularly good but neither probably wanted to battle. From Blue I liked the August dicking line. A lot missed to me. I don’t know who DJ Qualls is. I don’t get the boilermaker line. The closer had no real wit to it. The opener was cool.

Zuch, I think the short stop line was nice. Handicap was a cool flip too considering the personal but obviously an old idea/joke. Fyre fest was cool too but it’s dated. Gross miss conduct i used against Wanderer?

It’s hard to pick a winner to be honest. I’ll go Zuch as he had more okay lines.

[Hush]

Zuch wins

@Sharp pls do the records


And give him the accomp thx champ