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Old 06-27-2020, 07:47 AM   #1
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Listen, Big Nose...

Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”
I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show
I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door
I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours
My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial
I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots
Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio
Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas
He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink
Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy
People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine
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Cause I put one in the chamber, give you a look that’s cold, then POW” - Rudge1


Real quick..

Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky
We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it
Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn
My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy
Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields
I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site
Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it
This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money
As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse
Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week
How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on
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Old 07-03-2020, 06:18 AM   #5
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I think zuch was more consistent I think Cassius should work on wording and the way you write some of it just seems like it’s early 00’s baggy jeans and white t shirts
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Doooppe shit boys. Ok let’s get into it

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Listen, Big Nose...

Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”
this is ok. Not overly feeling. It’s a decent punch but the plastered ‘persons bar fees’ to get that multi felt kinda stretched to me
I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show
Decent here
I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door
Thats cool, different idea
I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours
appreciate the attempt but not hard enough in the end
My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial
sorry.. uk. Not familiar. Looked up and it’s decent
I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots
Lol cool enough
Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio
creative that’s Fire
Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas
Dope
He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink
yeh cool again
Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy
Lol dope... we heating up now
People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine
Appreciate the attempt but this pretty much missed imo
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Real quick..

Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky
Decent opener
We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it
Cool
Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn
Fire
My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy
It’s alright ... not a fan of these kinda bars unless they mind blowin
Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields
Cool idea was alright
I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site
Same kinda bar I referred to earlier it was just ok
Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it
You did. This was cool
This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money
Pretty cool
As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse
Not overly feeling this kne
Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week
Underwhelming
How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on
Nahhh dude like cash kinda missed the closer
So hard to vote on. Will re-read and think over. Gonna edit my vote in after working

So It comes down to quotes and I’ve got the following

Cash

A Train
Convenience Store
Skeet in the air
Pinnochio
Zookeeping
Holding keys
Nosy


Emboldened were the hottest

Zuch

Shaky
Laqceur
Corn
Maize
HOFer
Ozark

Rereading I also got feeling the colt buggy bar more

Ok so I got plenty of quotes for each but I just felt when cash came he came harder and I’ve got him by a hair

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Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”
Lol dope opener
I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show
Decent but a bit awkward
I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door
Ok but these long phrase type plays come off a bit weird and this doesn’t fully make sense
I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours
Lol nice but I think someone used this angle before in the tourney
My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial
decent
I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots
Nice
Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio
Nice again
Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas
Fire
He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink
Nice again
Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy
This is ok
People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine
Ok again




Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky
Lol nice
We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it
Decent
Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn
Lol nice
My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy
Lmao dope
Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields
Nice
I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site
Decent
Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it
Decent personal
This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money
Decent
As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse
Nice
Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week
Lol this is good, born in a barn bit of a weird phrase to use though
How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on
Lol nice finisher

This is close, both were really good throughout. Gonna have to count highlights to decide

Cash: tab, skeet, Pinocchio, zoo,holding keys 5
Zuch: shakey, grain, colt, amaze, horse lambs tail 6

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Cash -

I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show
I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door
I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots
Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio
Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas

Enjoyed the verse, flow was really nice and tightly worded in some areas, but then would get lost in the syllable count in others. Minor nitpick though, still a dope verse for the semi's, Zookeepin' line was a fresh name flip I hadn't seen before and I've seen people diss Zuch for almost two decades. Well done.

Zuch -

Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky
Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn
(lol)
My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy
Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields
I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site
Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week
How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on

The Amish might file a restraining order on Zuch. That was almost fire beginning to end to me. Couple random misses, but hilarious throughout with clever flips on the Amish angle. Really liked against the grain and two shakes of a lambs tail - the wording was crisssssp.

Well done boys, but I think I'm leaning Zuch here just on the strength of consistency. Cash had one or two clear misses for me, and Zuch's missteps weren't nearly as bad. This was pretty clear cut. Hilarious battle though, and again, well done.

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Listen, Big Nose...

Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”

Cool but I would’ve liked to see a more harsher execution.

I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show

Meh, ok at best.

I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door

Nah.

I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours

This was a cool personal.

My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial

Harm and hurt are the same, no? Filler to me but the punch as a whole was bland to me.

I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots

Ok.

Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio

Fire, lol.

Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas

Ok.

He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink

Ok attempt. Needed a more harsher execution.

Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy

Another nose joke, lol. Ok, I guess.

People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine

Wack.
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Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky

Weak insult towards your opponent, tho.

We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it

Ok.

Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn

Lol, good.

My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy

Nah.

Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields

Nah.

I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site

Meh... Ok, I guess.

Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it

Played flex concept. I beat the guy who beat you sort of angle.

This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money

Over my head, I guess? Never watched that show.

As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse

Lol ok.

Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week

Nah. You just mentioned him being born in a field 2 bars ago man.

How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on

This was fire, lol.
Close. I think Zuch OD’d on the Amish references, tho.

Cash had 5 or 6 ok/decent/good bars.
Zuch had 5 ok/decent/good bars.

With that being said, I’d say Cash w/ the edge here.
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[QUOTE=Cashius;779008]Listen, Big Nose...

Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”

I liked it.

I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show

Not feeling this one as much tbh

I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door

Nice idea here

I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours

LOL cool way to use both parties involved

My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial

Okay

I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots

Nah

Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio

Lol cool

Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas

Nah for me

He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink

Cool

Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy

Lol still loving these nose plays tbh

People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine

Nah

Largely consistent with it, lots of cool lines with few misses really overall so solid in a sense but maybe lacked a big haymaker or two.
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[QUOTE=Zuchiefiasco;779011]”My prose is WOW, call me Colin Powell
Cause I put one in the chamber, give you a look that’s cold, then POW” - Rudge1


Real quick..

Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky

Okay

We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it

Cool

Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn

Lol

My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy

Nice, not seen this done before

Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields

Good idea conceptually, could have been executed even better imho

I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site

Lol

Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it

Okay

This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money

I fuck with this

As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse

Fire

Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week

Okay

How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on

just okay to me

Again solid verse overall, few real misses, that Ho line sealed the deal for me personally though

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not gonna get overly detailed here, this was a dope battle from both sides and its not like either of you really need much feedback for improvement


Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”

cool opener

I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show

dope bar overall, but I definitely feel like it's something that's hit or miss depending on the crowd

I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door

Nah I wasnt feeling this

I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours

Seen the idea done before and I felt like you couldve tried to make it fresher with a different angle on the idea

My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial

This is good

I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots

Cool

Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio

This is dope and funny

Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas

Fire

He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink

Dope

Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy

Eh this is okay

People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine

Nah, maybe Im missing something here but this felt like a really weak bar. Especially for a closer



Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky

Not the freshest concept but decent opener

We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it

Idea's cool but the execution here is off

Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn

funny, good

My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy

Dope

Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields

also funny, 3 amish bars back to back is od though

I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site

Make that 4 amish bars, and this is a weaker reiteration of your gunnar bar vs Munster. It's arguably recycling

Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it

ok

This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money

Fire

As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse

not entirely sure how i feel about this bar but its kinda funny

Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week

nah wasn't feeling

How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on

meh kinda funny but not super effective as a diss to me


these are the main highlights for me:

Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”
I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show
Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio
Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas
He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink


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Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn
My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy
Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields
This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money


Both sides had some misses. I'd argue that cash had higher highs and lower lows whereas Zuch was more consistently jabbing throughout. The real dealbreaker in Zuch's verse for me is that almost half his verse was on the Amish angle, which is already kind of a played out and weak angle to me. I would've been cool with maybe 2 references. The colt 45 bar was fire, and maybe one of the others, but not 6 total. Cash had more diversity in his angles and one more haymaker than zuch imo. Regardless of the outcome, you both did this match/tourney justice.


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Good battle


Cashius had some bangers

Opener, pinnochio was somehow dope af and corny af, bananas was a full time banger and nosy was dope. The misses were because they were corny or just good concepts with plain jane wording


Good stuff from zucho also, ran with the amish angle and provided most of ur bangs

Against the grain, buggy, a maize, jebediah and the two shakes of a lambs tail were all fire. Didnt care for the opener or farmers dating


Good read fellas. 5 bangs to 4 bangs

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Listen, Big Nose...

Life tending bar is sad...Spending days taking plastered persons beer fees
But the next time you ‘Open up a tab’...we hope it’s to search “plastic surgeons near me”
...fire
I let my homies tag team your boo...They lettin’ go in the hoe
“The Boys” will have ‘A Train run through the bitch’...like the first episode of that show
.....nice I dig thst show . This was a risky bar but I dig it
I’ll go nuts with the mag and put holes in him...I’m squeezing 4 4’s
That shit’ll Ring when ‘I go in and leave an opening’...like a convenience store door
....that’s clever
I’m just simply better than you, buddy...it’s been confirmed by the board
This ISN’T close; So, if they say “Cash got it by a nose”...they’re referring to yours
....ok lol
My team have cops putting you under a sheet...They straight harm and hurt you
One call gonna make sure Jake got you covered...that’s a State Farm Commercial
....nah. I don’t enjoy this in the current political climate lmaoo . Srsly tho no
I’m beatin’ it bare...Jesus I swear, your easy babe is a lock
She come around it’s target practice...There’s Skeet in the air and she be taking some shots
....that’s sick
Your bars get NO responses...you shook and you hopeless, bro
Be Real Boy; It’s no surprise you Hearing Crickets...since you look like Pinocchio
....killer
Bitch jumpin’ when the clips dumpin’...Son hit your head with the hammers
Ain’t no way Zookeepin’ his life...when HE’S the one gettin’ fed the bananas
....nah
He talk about coke like he move weight...that’s what this faggot fucking thinks
Homie, please; Only time you Holding Keys for customers...is when they had too much to drink
....nah that’s a pretty cliche flip
Your bitch takes one look at the two of us...and she prefer to do Cash, Homie
It’s ironic, I be gettin’ allll up in her business...but she refers to YOU as Nosy
...that’s cool
People know you lost your pen game...Yo, his shit’s hard to read
Only time they’d say “Zuch, you still got it!”...is if you caught Covid on quarantine
....nah

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”My prose is WOW, call me Colin Powell
Cause I put one in the chamber, give you a look that’s cold, then POW” - Rudge1


Real quick..

Cashius? Like Clay, the similarities might seem crazy
Put a pen in either of these guys hands and things will get REAL shaky
...that’s cool
We know that you’re Amish, my crew in fact can back the promise
If Cash is in a cabinet of great writers, he’s putting the lacquer on it
....nah
Same concepts, same style, this guy sadly takes form
I get it, it’s hard to go against the grain when your whole family makes corn
...lol cool
My Colt 45? chamber full, it gets bloody
Your Colt 45, and is starting to have trouble pulling the buggy
...lol dope
Your worth had been sealed when your mom caught work and then peeled
You were born to a maize, for real that bitch gave birth in the fields
....lmao fire
I stay with that ish, my guns are still aiming tight
You stay with that Ish, you met him on a farmer dating site
...cool
Needed luck just to fit in, the irony I fuck with is gifted
you’re a HOFer? two weeks ago I bodied the guy who inducted you in it
....nice
This is Ozark, I'm in his office sparkin the dummies
When these Byrds leave Cash all over the books they won’t be laundering money
....eh then again what’s a ozark
As a bartender I can tell your girl ain’t the choosiest whore
Only took me two shots to make her a ho like she’s losing at Horse
...this is crazy fire lotb
Circle of life, can’t get the clowning past me
you were born in a barn, same one Jebediah put a horse down in last week
....nah
How fast will I beat you? My word is bond
I’d say ‘two shakes of a lambs tail’, but that would probably turn you on
...cool




Fire battle


Really close

Cash is a killer


Zuch has the creative angle and some heavy humor



Barely can call iT



I’m going wit the more memorable line with was horse


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