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1-2 PUNCH WEEK 6 MAG: GO TO CLASS OR GET SCHOOLED
INTRODUCTION What’s up guys we’re back again for week 6 here at the worlds gradest 1-2 Punch League. My days off this week are Saturday and Sunday soooo basically that means I had very little time to write this. My girl gets home at 2400 so I have very little time to get this done. Ok so basically it was a great week, we have our first champion @bleak, props and congratutions bro! You’ve champed a league and got modded all in 1 week. Fuckin awesome. BATTLE REVIEWS by Killing Spree Lightning Round Cred Vs Barcotic Quote:
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BodySnatcher Vs Diablo Quote:
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Chyeahhh!! Vs Blue Bayou Quote:
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Killing Spree Vs Flow Quote:
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Reg Battles Flow Vs Incredible Quote:
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TwoDrop Vs Destroyer Quote:
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Burd Vs DMS Quote:
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Plot Vs MMLP Quote:
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Shadenfreude Vs Blue Bayou -Could have been battle of the week. Shad NS'd. Shit happens homie trust me... Diablo Vs Facts MuhSheen -Diablo wins... not gonna post his bar. @Facts Musheen if you the same faggit from RB I hope you die Cred Vs Chainz Quote:
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Amen Vs Barcotic(PIC BATTLE) Quote:
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Dynamicz Vs Varitas Quote:
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Contenders:Cashius Vs Jabari Black Quote:
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Champ Match:Bleak Vs Chyeahhh!!! Quote:
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PREDICTIONS by Allen Knight Champ Match: bleak (5-0) vs. Cashius (4-1) This gonna be a good champ match if bleak drop his best, but lately from what i read he's been solid can be motivated to drop dope here, hes the first champ this season an will try to hold on to the crown. Cash is dope & has been beatin everyone the past months since hes come back look like he never had rust either he has some dope concepts an can beat anyone, bleak has his hands full here. I got cash takin the dub here tho, unless bleak drops fire but this will be good one. Goodluck yah'll Contenders Match: Blue Bayou (5-1) vs. Destroyer (4-1) This def can be BOTW here. Blue been droppin fire ever since he came back, showed no signs of rust which is cool, seems like hes gettin better every week. He was just champ of the BAL also, he can drop some harsh hittin personals or sports bars. Des can drop good but also played tbh, if he stays away from that shit he can make this a dope battle or even win, he needs to play off his strength of pic battling, we seen blues pic recent so im sure he can come up w something clever off that. This will be close can go either way but i think blue will get it. Goodluck bitches. Jabari Black (3-2) vs. Plot (3-2) Jabari black i only seen acouple battles of his an he had some solid verses, clever shit in them, i read one his 1-2 it was cool. Plot idk tbh i never read his shit the one time i did it was trash tbh but obv hes ok if he has a winning rec unless its n/s wins which is prolly why but its w.e fuck u faggot plot hopefully hes gettin raped by a kangaroo right now, Black wins by a trillion votes idgaf. Flow (3-3) vs. Amen (2-1) This could be sleeper botw here. Flow can drop some nice shit, he elevated alot since last time i read his shit. Amen i read some his 1-2 an he had some good shit, i thought the bar he dropped on orc was pretty good flip tbh. This is close anyone can take it both can drop good bars, ima say 50/50 hard to pick a winner here, goodluck sluts/ BodySnatcher (2-2) vs. Incredible (2-3) I only read acouple bars from each tbh, i think body is a lil more polished at this point right now this can be close if inc drops something fresh an worded smooth. I think body will take it tho imo, but both drop ur best shit an get them bars off. Goodluck DynamiCz (1-2) vs. Chainz (1-2) This another close one, dynamicz can drop solid his bars i read this season were cool. Chainz i liked his bar last week was cool flip, this one can be close its hard to say only cuz i read one bar from chainz an more from dynamicz, ima got w/ dynamicz tho here but can go either way. Goodluck. Innovator (1-4) vs. veritas (0-3) This is a intersting battle lol, i thought Inno sliver bar was pretty good last week. it was clever an personal. V can drop some stuff when he wants he prolly will come up w something cool here, i got inno taking this one tho hes been droppin some creative stuff he just not catching a break w who he battles lol. Goodluck yah'll. Barcotic (1-2) vs. Defiant (0-3) This could be a Dope battle low key depends which def shows up, if he drops a clean not wordy bar this will be nice battle. He can spit some shit thats good but then be inconsistent. Bar will drop some creative shit if he writes his shit harsher he'd be killing niggas right now but he still got bars an i got him takin this dub, he does slack on his shit. Could be good battle tho, goodluck fools. Burd (2-1) vs. Killing Spree (2-2) This could be another pick for BOTW depends how killing drops, last week he had a cool bar imo. He can drop personals good thats what he needs to do here cuz hes' up against a HOF in orc which is a tough battle. Orc has some slick swag an bars that are smooth as fuck an hit he hasnt lost his step. This will be good but ima say Orc wins here..goodluck punti's Ryno (0-0) vs. Viper (0-0) Sorry never heard of either, ima say viper takes it cuz he has a better name lol. Em Kay Gee (0-0) vs. Twodrop (3-2) Twodrop drops solid from what i read but i havent read alot so idk it was ok shit. MKG i havent seen him in a while so idk if he rusty as fuck or not..but he was ight before he left so this could be a good battle...ima go twodrop cuz he been battling lately.Goodluck Useless (0-0) vs. Allen Knight (0-0) This definitely has potential to be a dope battle. Useless if definitely out of touch at the moment given that he hasn’t battled in a while, and Allen is likely to drop dope as per usual. I have a strange feeling that Useless is going to duck and end up no showing but I hope not. I’d like to see some nice bars here, but I have Allen taking it either way. TOP 5 TOP 5....AND BOTTOM 5 by Flow Top 5 Flow (Vs Incredible) Lmao can't bring up his kids yet thinks he can raise his game to the levels im near Here I'm one of the fore fathers, you jus fear your boys will know that many this year Jabari (Vs cash) Violent scene! I’ll creep up. This Chloroform Cloth’ll be the end of you/ Try to scream...I’ll muffle ya voice with a rag over ya face like a gangland interview/ Cash (Vs Jabari) You tough ock? Nawww you love cock....Follow him for a night and then you’ll see There’s gonna be Men In Black in a Flash...and you’ll pray to GOD it wipes your memory Cred (Vs chainz) Whip out my dick n ya bitch went insane. All head so I don’t wreck her frame She left a lame.. Jewelry shop shit.. I’m out here getting more neck than Chainz DMS (Vs Orc) I got a little burden trouble, what am I saying it’s a lightweightfat wife The way I KO orc, I’m a backwards crook in the right way Tbh it's a weak week n after these 5 I felt everyone was lacking their usual standard. Chyeeh and bleaks battle was pants though. Got distracted cus of kids. If mag not up too early for me tomorrow will add to this but didn't want you thinking I totally flaked on ya OUTRO So forfeiting is the new thing now? Lol Orc basically bit against DMS then “forfeited” and closed his own battle in hopes it will go unnoticed. Well Orc tbh either way nobody is going to say anything to you. You’re the man bro, we all love Burdddddd and nobody wants to bite the hand that feeds us. Bite....lol. Well the site gave you a G pass there bro and I wouldn’t really care at all if you hadn’t went the route you did, but you felt guilty. Jk it was a played line bro!!!!!!!! Everything’s fine guys we’re all good over here!!!! Goodnight. Fairly short mag this week due to time restraints. I really appreciate everyone for helping out, there wouldn’t have been a mag this week without you all sending me this stuff. Thank you! Next weeks mag will be a classic, I promise. |
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Well wtf was it supposed to be then? “Know our?” It’s still shite
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07-26-2018, 02:40 AM | #8 |
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@Killing Spree “Noir” would be “Knew our” and not “Know our”
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07-26-2018, 02:41 AM | #9 |
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You’re all wrong lmao
Nior is “knew or” There’s no fuckin “are” in their lmao brutish fucks |
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Cool mag.
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lmao he must be NOIR just trolling right now
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Ok yeah and if you’re scandalavian you’d say “know war”
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