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Old 04-20-2018, 12:10 PM   #1
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Old 04-20-2018, 11:34 PM   #2
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Dropping as I go

I will continue to fuck w/ this untill you drop my dude






Thatttttt...

4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind
Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime
That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow
Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears
I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard
That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel
Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools
Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits
Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer
You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here
Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed
But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze
Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper
That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors
You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss
You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top
Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed"
Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues
Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat
Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make
Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face
Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned

xD good luck my dude
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:20 AM   #3
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That bathroom is small and disgusting...

A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches
You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough
Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut
You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip
Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side
Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want
Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt
type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun
Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli
Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty
Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef
Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease
The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck
You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face
Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space
You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition
Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition
Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant
You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence
Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all
If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls
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Old 04-27-2018, 06:53 AM   #4
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lmao dope battle

Muff went crazy

4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind
Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime

LULZ

That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow

didn't feel this one as much

Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears
I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard

okay

That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel
Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools

roflzzz best one yet

Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits

lol

Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer
You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here

yep

Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed
But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze

dope

Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper
That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors

didn't feel this one as much

You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss
You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top

okay

Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed"
Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues

lol good

Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat

okay

Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make
Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face

lolz

Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned

hahaha good shit Muff, very consistent, very few lines I didn't like in some form but that Cannonball shit was dope and Particle Accelerator was nice



vs.

A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches

ROFLZZZ LOTB off bat

You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough
Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut

okay

You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip

good observation but coulda hit harder I felt

Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side

okay

Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want
Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt

lol

type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun

you going in HARD on such a small angle, I kinda like the creativity but you need to let up and vary the attack at this point

Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli
Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty

lol good

Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef
Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease

yo I fuck with this but I cant see most textcees liking it. I see you though

The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck

yep

You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face
Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space

okay

You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition
Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition

lol Weeknd is spot on

Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant
You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence

this is low key fire though. dope

Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all
If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls

didn't feel this one as much

okay so I had it with Muff on consistency, A ero had a couple dry spots inbetween the shit I felt where Muff was punching constantly with shit I either liked a lot or thought was creative, little room for error. Aero opened SO STRONG then kind of let up a little I felt while Muff kept it going

Muff gets it for me


good shit, enjoyed both reads!
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Old 04-27-2018, 09:28 AM   #5
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Thatttttt...

4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind
Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime
Ok.
That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow
Lmao, damn.
Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears
I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard
Rashad Evens, lollll...
That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel
Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools
This needed more of a harsher execution. Funny concept, tho.
Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits
Lmao, you stupid.
Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer
You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here
Ehhh, cool concept I just didn't like the execution.
Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed
But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze
Nah... Corny to me.
Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper
That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors
Decent.
You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss
You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top
Lol, ok.
Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed"
Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues
Nah...
Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat
Lmao, good.
Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make
Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face
Wasn't feeling this one much.
Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned
OD'n on the head jokes LOL...
This nigga Muff legit took a picture of dudes fucking dome piece and went in, LMAO... Props for that but the head jokes got redundant, man... Still a nice verse, tho. Had me dying in a few of those bars lol...

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That bathroom is small and disgusting...

A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches
Lol, dope.
You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough
Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut
Nah...
You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip
Lmao, I was thinking same shit when I seen that LOL... Thought it was some type of filter bloop on snap or IG LOLLLL.
Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side
Lmfaoooooooooo, dam.
Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want
Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt
Nah.
type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun
LOTB lmao...
Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli
Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty
Lol, Good.
Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef
Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease
Personal is fire but has nothing to do w/ picture...
The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck
Lmfao, good.
You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face
Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space
Wasn't feeling this one much.
You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition
Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition
Lolllll...
Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant
You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence
LOL...
Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all
If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls
Nah...
Aero had some fire man... Both had 4 misses/bars I didn't like with the equal amount of punches that landed. So I'll have to go by the punches I felt were the most effective.

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That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow
Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits
Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat

Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned
These were my favorite from Muff, but all on the same concept basically. I mean there wasn't shit else he could do with a picture of dudes head, I get it but after reading an entire verse of them - shit kind of got stale.

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A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches
You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip
Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side
type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun

The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck
These were my favorite from Aero. Aero just had 1 more enjoyable/effective bar that landed. I think his setups and smooth wording definitely helped him edge this one out man... Good shit from both, and most Definitely props to @Aero for finally exposing his bitch ass self rather then hiding with in the matrix LOL... Now we all can associate the persona with a face LOL. Don;t ever make a comment about bald niggas again when your hairline needs the same sharpie mines did 3 years ago. Just shave it and stop holding on to it, fam LOL.. Statistics show - WOMEN much rather bald men LOL. You should definitely pic battle more often, bro... You'd be nasty after a few more of these.

v/ Aero with the very slight edge man.
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Old 04-29-2018, 02:19 PM   #6
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Aw man. Dope ass battle. This was nice. Shit was close af. & all the other things people say when they are about to vote for a person they favor on a inet friendship lvl or simple hatevote & whtnot, but mvgt @Aero

I'll give a breakdown later. Which will likely be nvr.
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Muff
Eskimo kisses was lol
Sweat from brow was ok
Cannonball was lmao
Snapbak was lol
Cap.space was.lmao


Aero
Golden shower was ok
Bump on lip leaned me
Lmao cone on each side was a nice follow up
Extreme poverty was harsh
Name on lease was.cool. maybe different wording woulda hit harder but dug
Lol @lupus condition
Bathroom evidence was lmao
Loose balls was.ok

This was a dope battle.
Pretty close. I got aero edging this just barely. Good show.

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Both had some bars, both had some LoL moments, so props to both.
Aero had great observations & was a bit harsher w/ he approach.
Muff focused moreso on the creative forehead jokes, that were hilarious asf.
Comparing 'em, Aero was dope, but Muffin's humor won Me over, VOTE MUFF.
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3-2 Aero’s way.

Let’s get a couple more votes people.


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Im not voting tonight i dont have time to give it its due but it was a great read. Ifit open tomorrow morning ill edit a vote in. Good showing fellas
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Ill edit proper feed tomorrow but im voting aero having reread this again
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That bathroom is small and disgusting...

A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches

(lol, nasty)

You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough
Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut

(this was a good comparison, feels like u needed more, idk)

You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip

(cool)

Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side

(I liked this, more creative use of a lip angle)

Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want
Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt

(Ok ok, nothing crazy)

type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun

(THIS is better, should've switched this for ^ above and went a different angle here)

Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli
Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty

(Cool, somewhat simple imo)

Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef
Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease

(Personal ok, needed a pic diss here)

The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck

(another hit)

You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face
Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space

(Ehh.. wasn't funny imo)

You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition
Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition

(Cool comparison, jokes)

Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant
You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence

(simple & highly effective)

Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all
If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls

(Miss, not relevant, shouldve scrapped)
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Dropping as I go

4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind
Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime

(Good opener)

That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow

(Lol, cool)

Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears
I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard

(Decent comparison, i mean its original)

That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel
Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools

(This was borderline funny/corny imo)

Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits

(Lol, liked. Using the head theme gd enough)

Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer
You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here

(the accuracy not lost on me, that said its ok)

Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed
But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze

(creative & humorous, great hit imo)

Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper
That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors

(Ok, not the best in ur arsenal)

You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss
You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top

(Liked it, now u trying diff angles)

Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed"
Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues

(Rest/nightmare....this was aight)

Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat

(Dope, one of the better cap space lines ive read)

Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make
Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face

(Needed a redux, this was ok as is)

Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned

(effective ending closer, tired of head disses at this point)

xD good luck my dude

Close battle. Both had some bangers & some ok stuff. Nothing wrong w/ running a theme if it's funny. Both did fine there..
Aero had a cpl fave lines but also lines i felt ne better left out. Whereas Muff had more ok lines than misses or eh material, lol

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4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind
Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime
ok
That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow
better
Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears
I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard
missing a witty tie in
That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel
Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools
same as the last bar
Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits
lol dope
Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer
You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here
played
Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed
But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze
lmao nice
Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper
That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors
aha fire
You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss
You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top
cooled down w/ this one but it still hit
Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed"
Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues
pretty creative, i like it
Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat
seen this idea before, just ok
Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make
Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face
LOL yep
Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned
solid

7 gd punches
3 jabs
3 misses
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A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches
lol good start
You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough
Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut
ehhh, nah. nice observation but no impact
You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip
LOL there u go
Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side
rofl got em
Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want
Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt
light
type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun
decent
Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli
Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty
too simple, wording saved it from missing completely tho
Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef
Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease
nahh
The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck
on the simple side again, this time wording dint save it
You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face
Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space
miss
You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition
Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition
ok
Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant
You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence
above average
Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all
If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls
filler?

4 gd punches
4 jabs
5 misses
this was a treat, botw tbr
i got muff comfortably but props to both
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4heads large in design. Domestic violence is hard on the mind
Bro u the Only nigga I know that could give hoes Eskimo Kisses & ACTUALLY get charged 4 a crime
lol.. really like the wording here too, good open
That head is just wow . no use in defending it now
But on the other Hand? <I bet it'll take two just to wipe the sweat from ur brow
lmao, good hit
Finally posted a pic?! Partly weird. God in heaven ,I can't stop the tears
I can't blame you tho - lookin like Rashad Evans w/ a Sharecropper's Beard
he looks more like desean Jackson lol... tbh this was mehh to me
That skull is a gem yo . FOR CERTAIN a jewel
Bet you the first nigga to scream out "CANNONNBALLL!!" diving head first into pools
hahaha... feelin
Aero with the gat? Nahh, dudes never packin a stick
Closest he'll get to producin Holes w/ the Strap is fkn wit a Snapback till it actually fits
lmao... this is fireeeee
Always tryna fight members: quit the frontin, u queer
You'll ask ur barber "Can I Catch a Fade?" - but BITCH nigga u wouldn't do that w/ NONE of us here
solid with the pic tie in, liked this
Its Clear he has a Nose for Science. Published papers indeed
But if I want To see a Particle Accelerator: Motherfuckerr- ill just wait till you sneeze
haha.. dope concept
Ur mom is adored. This duck was born & ppl grieved 4 her proper
That bitch needed a Ceasarion that required muccchhhh more than a fkn Legion of doctors
haha I was wondering where u were going wth this ... dope
You lyin for props . plz Aero ..don't ever imply ur a boss
You're just blowing Hot Air. But ur hairline'll be the ONLY thing that'll ever Rise to the Top
ehhh this missed to me
Cropped ur ex wife outta the pic. Bet she txtd u "Godspeed"
Her hand Rests on ur Shoulder NOW: but I bet it was a Nightmare when she Slept w/ ya colleagues
lol pretty good play here..
Huge NFL fan . Aero's like "We'll be good on the Draft"
"But I don't know about Cap Space" wellll, neither do YOU when you put on a Hat
hahahaha... nice
Ill Stickum and move. You'll cry n find excuses to make
Talm bout "Muff didn't Adhere to the rules!" but Brooo ur Fucking eyebrows are Glued to yur Face
lol again
Hes on the Board of the Directors w/ absolutely no fear of resistance
but Nigga you'd be the Head of the Table no matter WHERE the fuck ur seat is positioned
lol pretty solid closer... really liked the wording in the setup


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A struggle to witness, can't even get kinky fucking with bitches
A golden shower for you is missing the toilet by a couple of inches
hahahaha... nice, wording is fire
You're like Hank from King of the Hill, not charming enough
Doesn't help you have the white T tucked in blue jeans skinny arms & a gut
lol, solid reference this hit to me
You're a fucking disease, making hoes jump from the rip
How do you grow on people? Not you Muff I'm talking to that BUMP on your lip
haha good hit
Fuck is this shit? I thought you were known for deep pride
That bump doesn't just slow down cars police put a cone on each side
lol solid
Your act is a front, I'm NOT concerned, spaz if you want
Want to see the fear of God in me? ask me to pass you the blunt
hahaha.. nice
type of issue on your lip would leave most tattered, undone
You give Zelph more confidence than he's ever had with a badge and a gun
hahaa solid
Didn't eat properly, was fat at mom's told you need broccoli
Decided to move & went on a special diet called extreme poverty
lol funny but dece ab
Netcees is ALL you have, it's sad you came to amen w/ beef
Claim your name's in the streets but never had your name on a lease
wording hindered this (odd for you)... okay
The face of a beast, try to cover flaws with a masking effect
But a beard cant hide your jawline disappearing into the fat of your neck
lol good
You looking in the mirror with your seat up sad in the face
Like when you chauffeured me & your girl & I said we need adequate space
hahahahaha... fire

You remind me of a celebrity couple a youthful edition
Looking like the Weeknd with Selena Gomez's lupus condition
hahaha nice
Gun bars with Cred? LOL you writing about gats is irrelevant
You wouldn't air out a thing muhfucca your bathroom is evidence
woahh... nice bar/personal
Hot showers makes my scrotum hang, have your wifey to do all
If your mother joins it's Dennis Rodman, they fight over loose balls
nah, complete miss for a pic battle imo



Such a dope battle props to you both this was fire... tonnes of great concepts and lol moments... Aero's big head vs. Muff's lip haha one of the better reads and pic battles ive seen in a long time...Wen I finished Muff's verse I thought as much as I usually like Aero's drops he doensn;t have a chance but that wasn;t the case as he was very consistent throughout as well... very tough call here

I think Muffy just edged it, but tbh I think he's lucky he went so many lines because it might've been a diff story if they went a few less.... Aero's awkwardly worded name on the lease line and dennis rodman filler closer cost him this imo ... Both had extremely dope highs, so Muff edges it... dope battle

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5-3. Good battle Muff.

Thanks to all who voted. Lars, Suth, Geno, Amen, Blue, Inf, Barc, Schad. Whomever voted against me please believe I will remember it. I thought Muff won too. The SnapBack & particle accelerator line affected my self esteem but then I regained my self esteem looking at Muff’s pic.

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