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Old 04-28-2016, 03:10 PM   #21
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LMAO NOT SURE IF BEING TROLLED OR NOT

BUT THAT SHIT IS LULZ WORTHY

CAN EVERYONE WHOS DICK IS MISSING PLZ CHECK IN THIS THREAD SO I KNKW WHO IM SPEAKING TO?
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Old 04-28-2016, 03:17 PM   #22
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Old 04-29-2016, 06:37 AM   #23
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lmao so the majority of NC all have their dicks missing?

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Old 04-29-2016, 06:39 AM   #24
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Old 04-29-2016, 11:34 AM   #25
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This is a cultural difference I was not aware of.

I literally don't know anyone who is cirumcised irl.

Interesting.
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Old 04-29-2016, 11:36 AM   #26
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Lol was aware

Is funny/weird to me
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Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I won't even watch a porn vid if the dudes peen is uncircumcised.
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Are you niggas fuckin serious right now
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Old 04-29-2016, 05:23 PM   #29
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Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I won't even watch a porn vid if the dudes peen is uncircumcised.
All dicks look disgusting, I really have no preference, it's slightly odd that you do tbh.

I honestly never even notice the dick in porn, I mean, I can see it, I know it's there...but I don't acknowledge it in my mind at all.
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That's unhealthy Lars

You'd get no action in America

Not that it'd ever get to the point to be rejected
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All dicks look disgusting, I really have no preference, it's slightly odd that you do tbh.

I honestly never even notice the dick in porn, I mean, I can see it, I know it's there...but I don't acknowledge it in my mind at all.
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Old 04-29-2016, 09:40 PM   #32
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Old 04-30-2016, 12:56 AM   #33
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now that i know how fucking weird circumcisions are i'm pretty pissed i wasnt born in europe
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Old 04-30-2016, 10:52 AM   #34
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That's unhealthy Lars

You'd get no action in America

Not that it'd ever get to the point to be rejected
lmao I'm pretty sure if you're out there attempting to breed, there would be a sloth who would eat my normal dick with the quickness

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Old 04-30-2016, 01:56 PM   #35
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So, I interviewed a few different people about this issue. All the whores that I talked to said variations of yuck, gross and ewwwww no.

A few nurses said that it was a breeding ground for germs and bacteria.

A gay dude says there is a homo fetish where 2 uncircumcised dudes try to put their wang heads into each others foreskin lolololol. Can't remember that name for it but you can Google at your own risk.

I've concluded that American like their dicks to look like Nazi soldiers and Brits want theirs to look like the sandworms from Beetlejuice with its dentures out.
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Circumcision is only more hygienic if you are uncircumcised and don't clean your penis like a normal person.

Basically you're only going to have a problem if you're a disgusting slob who doesn't wash, in which case all of you probably stinks, not just ur dick.
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Also @Batty I've had various conversations here (usually drunk) with females who have said they think circumcised penises look weird and wouldn't like to be with a circumcised man.

It's just whatever you're used to.
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Also, triple post of shame...but whoever said an American female would not go near an uncircumcised penis is wrong and I have facts to prove this.

Sluts gonna slut, cut or uncut.

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So, I interviewed a few different people about this issue. All the whores that I talked to said variations of yuck, gross and ewwwww no.

A few nurses said that it was a breeding ground for germs and bacteria.

A gay dude says there is a homo fetish where 2 uncircumcised dudes try to put their wang heads into each others foreskin lolololol. Can't remember that name for it but you can Google at your own risk.

I've concluded that American like their dicks to look like Nazi soldiers and Brits want theirs to look like the sandworms from Beetlejuice with its dentures out.
lmao that gay shit is called Docking

it's shown in a few video mixtapes of shocking internet clips I have haha
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This brit is super comfy with dicks.
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