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04-28-2016, 03:10 PM | #21 | |
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It's not actually like "missing dick", it's like your neck in the summer when you go out without a scarf on. It's like trying to eat a candy bar with the wrapper open as opposed to trying to eat it with the wrapper on. It's like a turtle being out of the shell instead of being inside of the shell. [IMG]http://www.museodelnaipe.com/naipecoleccion/image/***he/data/Snorkels1-500x500.jpg[/IMG] I've yet to meet a chick that wants to peel a dick before she can eat it, RT. |
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04-28-2016, 03:17 PM | #22 |
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04-29-2016, 06:37 AM | #23 |
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lmao so the majority of NC all have their dicks missing?
wowzer what a revelationary thread
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04-29-2016, 06:39 AM | #24 |
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Lmao lold
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04-29-2016, 11:34 AM | #25 |
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This is a cultural difference I was not aware of.
I literally don't know anyone who is cirumcised irl. Interesting.
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04-29-2016, 11:36 AM | #26 |
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04-29-2016, 05:14 PM | #27 |
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Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I won't even watch a porn vid if the dudes peen is uncircumcised.
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04-29-2016, 05:16 PM | #28 |
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Are you niggas fuckin serious right now
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04-29-2016, 05:23 PM | #29 | |
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I honestly never even notice the dick in porn, I mean, I can see it, I know it's there...but I don't acknowledge it in my mind at all.
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04-29-2016, 05:45 PM | #30 |
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That's unhealthy Lars
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04-29-2016, 07:54 PM | #31 |
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04-29-2016, 09:40 PM | #32 |
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04-30-2016, 12:56 AM | #33 |
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now that i know how fucking weird circumcisions are i'm pretty pissed i wasnt born in europe
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04-30-2016, 10:52 AM | #34 | |
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04-30-2016, 01:56 PM | #35 |
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So, I interviewed a few different people about this issue. All the whores that I talked to said variations of yuck, gross and ewwwww no. A few nurses said that it was a breeding ground for germs and bacteria. A gay dude says there is a homo fetish where 2 uncircumcised dudes try to put their wang heads into each others foreskin lolololol. Can't remember that name for it but you can Google at your own risk. I've concluded that American like their dicks to look like Nazi soldiers and Brits want theirs to look like the sandworms from Beetlejuice with its dentures out. |
04-30-2016, 02:02 PM | #36 |
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Circumcision is only more hygienic if you are uncircumcised and don't clean your penis like a normal person.
Basically you're only going to have a problem if you're a disgusting slob who doesn't wash, in which case all of you probably stinks, not just ur dick.
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04-30-2016, 02:04 PM | #37 |
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Also @Batty I've had various conversations here (usually drunk) with females who have said they think circumcised penises look weird and wouldn't like to be with a circumcised man.
It's just whatever you're used to.
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04-30-2016, 02:06 PM | #38 |
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Also, triple post of shame...but whoever said an American female would not go near an uncircumcised penis is wrong and I have facts to prove this.
Sluts gonna slut, cut or uncut. BARZ
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04-30-2016, 04:31 PM | #39 | |
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it's shown in a few video mixtapes of shocking internet clips I have haha
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This brit is super comfy with dicks.
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