The lady upstairs accidentally killed her dog

Chill Phil · 08-17-2015, 05:32 PM

Left the dog on the back deck and it fucking cooked to death. I hear her bawling upstairs. Her foreigner boyfriend is shaking and holding his stomach like a bitch.

And they want me to bury the joint in a shallow grave out back.

All I can think of is wanting to shoot my gun. The dog was annoying as fuck, but that's definitely one of the shittiest ways to pass away.

Strikta · 08-17-2015, 05:39 PM

God damn bro. Lol.. I mean I'm not loling cuz of the dog dying.. but how u put it.

~RustyGunZ~ · 08-17-2015, 05:43 PM

What a piece of shit

Shoot her

dead man · 08-17-2015, 06:06 PM

they want YOU to bury it?

Strikta · 08-17-2015, 06:08 PM

That's what I got out of it.^

They ain't finna touch that dead carcass.. get the black man to do it.

dead man · 08-17-2015, 06:11 PM

i'd shoot that bitch and her island-hopping fucking boyfriend and put them in that grave before they made me do that shit.

you wanna murder your animal? figure out the aftermath yourself.

Chill Phil · 08-17-2015, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dead man

they want YOU to bury it?

yeah...as irony would have it, i was working as a vet tech when i met the lady upstairs, and i assisted in the euthanizing of her severely sick cat. i've been drunk with her a few times back when she lived across the street from me and gushed about how my calm manner helped keep her together during the whole process of putting her cat to sleep.

now, i'm living in the basement apartment below her (this is day 8 btw) and her favorite dog died.

mr. coolbreeze (me) comes home from work and her boyfriend is in the back yard digging the most pathetic grave i've ever seen, and she's pulling out of the driveway hysterically crying. turns out she was headed to the store to get booze, understandably.

but i guess when i said "if you're gonna be driving, you need to keep it together," it triggered the whole "oh Phil can bury the dog," idea in her head.

bitch came back, with a bag full of wine and a face swollen with grief. i think she's fucked for life. i'll put the little one in the hole for her. meaning, her dog in the ground.

Ghost1 · 08-17-2015, 06:22 PM

Only read first paragraph of 0hil last post an....what I've gathered is that he gets drunk w this bitch an then they kill her animals together for fun so.......uh yea I don't find it odd she asked u to bury the dog.....prolly got a whole granimals graveyard out back as is. Bury the dog phil.

Chill Phil · 08-17-2015, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Only read first paragraph of 0hil last post an....what I've gathered is that he gets drunk w this bitch an then they kill her animals together for fun so.......uh yea I don't find it odd she asked u to bury the dog.....prolly got a whole granimals graveyard out back as is. Bury the dog phil.

god DAMN ANTHONY you're just SO FUCKING COOL!

and like...ALL THE TIME TOO!!!

Ghost1 · 08-17-2015, 06:28 PM

Is this not a discussion?

Sheesh

Chill Phil · 08-17-2015, 06:31 PM

Repped

Strikta · 08-17-2015, 06:31 PM

Pet Cemetery, NCG edition.

Chill Phil · 08-17-2015, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Strikta

Pet Cemetery, NCG edition.

I would take pics, but I have a feeling they'll be watching me do it. The camera flash would certainly give it away

Kill Spree · 08-17-2015, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Knucklehead

What a piece of shit

Shoot her

this^^^^

fuck dumb cunt

Chill Phil · 08-17-2015, 06:34 PM

Yo, but for real though...the dog is in a pillow case on the dinner table.

Strikta · 08-17-2015, 06:35 PM

Dead.

Dog, In times like these it's always good to bring some comedic relief. So I understand.

Diode · 08-17-2015, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Knucklehead

What a piece of shit

Shoot her

Bodey · 08-17-2015, 06:43 PM

Dude wtf... God this makes me sick. It's like that person that leaves their kid in the car. No matter how "good" of a person you are, you don't do that shit. I was just sayin last night (after an hour went by since we left the house) "Yo I wish we could text the dog and ask what's goin on" and I was serious. You can't forget about that shit

But Phil I am so sorry you have to live below the madness

Strikta · 08-17-2015, 06:56 PM

U wish u could text the dog?

Chill Phil · 08-17-2015, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Strikta

Dead.

Dog

Too soon bro

08-17-2015, 05:32 PM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	The lady upstairs accidentally killed her dog Left the dog on the back deck and it fucking cooked to death. I hear her bawling upstairs. Her foreigner boyfriend is shaking and holding his stomach like a bitch. And they want me to bury the joint in a shallow grave out back. All I can think of is wanting to shoot my gun. The dog was annoying as fuck, but that's definitely one of the shittiest ways to pass away. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

08-17-2015, 06:06 PM	#4
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,465 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	they want YOU to bury it? __________________ Zack Wicks for president

08-17-2015, 06:11 PM	#6
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,465 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606676	i'd shoot that bitch and her island-hopping fucking boyfriend and put them in that grave before they made me do that shit. you wanna murder your animal? figure out the aftermath yourself. __________________ Zack Wicks for president

08-17-2015, 06:31 PM	#11
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	Repped __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

08-17-2015, 06:34 PM	#15
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	Yo, but for real though...the dog is in a pillow case on the dinner table. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

08-17-2015, 05:39 PM	#2
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	God damn bro. Lol.. I mean I'm not loling cuz of the dog dying.. but how u put it.

08-17-2015, 05:43 PM	#3
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08-17-2015, 06:08 PM	#5
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	That's what I got out of it.^ They ain't finna touch that dead carcass.. get the black man to do it.

08-17-2015, 06:35 PM	#16
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Dead. Dog, In times like these it's always good to bring some comedic relief. So I understand.

08-17-2015, 06:56 PM	#19
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	U wish u could text the dog?