Week 1: Ghost1 vs. Eviction

Civil Rawr xD · 09-21-2022, 11:10 AM

Due Thursday
Voting ends Sunday

@Ghost1 @Eviction

Eviction · 09-21-2022, 08:22 PM

i said never mind fuck face!

Eviction · 09-22-2022, 08:09 PM

When my mom passed away, it was a fucking sad day but I'm starting to look on the bright side.
Because your death will be a tender moment too, ur wife's hand on the trigger as she swipes right.

Ghost1 · 09-22-2022, 11:30 PM

I GOT CLIPS AN EVERYTHING IM BLITZIN RIPPIN THRU YA BLUBBER
U AINT GOT ASK IF I GOT THE CANCER, THEYLL RIP THE LIFE OUT U QUICKER THAN YA MOTHER

Civil Rawr xD · 09-23-2022, 05:05 AM

Swipe right on a trigger? It’s a fucking gun you animal, not a dating app. Jeez man

Bags, good telepathy on knowing he’d bring up his late mother, and way to flip it into a fire punchline. Kudos and PROPS!

Vote Ghost1

Eviction · 09-23-2022, 05:35 AM

Yore retarded you shouldn’t be modding a punch league when they go over your head lmao also he seen my shit before hand my bar was telepathic

Ghost1 · 09-23-2022, 06:07 AM

Please refrain from blatantly swaying or I will have to contact the moderator

Eviction · 09-23-2022, 06:25 AM

He probably doesn’t even know what that means

~RustyGunZ~ · 09-23-2022, 08:12 AM

He whose name shall not be spoken is DQd and Ghost1 advances

Battle is closed for votes

Kill Spree · 09-23-2022, 08:23 AM

Dia
Damn sorry about your loss. My condolences…
As a bar though it’s meh… Tinder is a dating app you swipe right or left on. Usually right is for matching and left is for the yucky guys. But it’s pretty well known so idk how you mixed that up super silly of you. Thanks for showing didn’t want to see bags get a free win. Also bags don’t have a wife and I though you don’t like gun bars

ghost Boston
Damn harsh nicely worded personal punch here.

V/bags

dull boy · 09-23-2022, 08:33 AM

Vote - Bags

Heard Dia’s mom is dead and I just want to pour it on.. plus Bags wrote better

Blue Bayou · 09-23-2022, 08:37 AM

I'm kind of torn here because on one hand Bags had the better bar.. however we aren't aligned and Bags never votes for me, so it seems silly strategically

The man himself said in the lime of thrones "lmao at voting for who actually won" so I feel compelled to honor him and vote in my own best interest hoping Dia returns the favor

Vote - Eviction

Eviction · 09-23-2022, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kill Spree

Dia
Damn sorry about your loss. My condolences…
As a bar though it’s meh… Tinder is a dating app you swipe right or left on. Usually right is for matching and left is for the yucky guys. But it’s pretty well known so idk how you mixed that up super silly of you. Thanks for showing didn’t want to see bags get a free win. Also bags don’t have a wife and I though you don’t like gun bars

ghost Boston
Damn harsh nicely worded personal punch here.

V/bags

you're just as dumb as the other guy, you do realize if you swipe the trigger it's going to kill him / tender moment, lmfao, depending on which way she is holding the gun!

stop trying to make a connection with the dating app.

Kill Spree · 09-23-2022, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eviction

you're just as dumb as the other guy, you do realize if you swipe the trigger it's going to kill him / tender moment, lmfao, depending on which way she is holding the gun!

stop trying to make a connection with the dating app.

Lmao ok monster man

Dope girl · 09-23-2022, 09:03 AM

Both punchlines good
I felt Ghost punchlines a little more stronger
Vote -Ghost

Ghost1 · 09-23-2022, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eviction

you're just as dumb as the other guy, you do realize if you swipe the trigger it's going to kill him / tender moment, lmfao, depending on which way she is holding the gun!

stop trying to make a connection with the dating app.

@moderation the relentless swaying continues to no avail

please swipe the trigger on this battle

Civil Rawr xD · 09-23-2022, 09:34 AM

Moderator here, how can help?

Ghost1 · 09-23-2022, 09:36 AM

thanks for responding so promptly.

my opponent is egregiously swaying and also is trying to convince people that gun triggers can be swiped

Civil Rawr xD · 09-23-2022, 09:41 AM

@Eviction is this true? What is your evidence that guns do that? I’ve been alive 863 years and I’ve never seen it

Civil Rawr xD · 09-23-2022, 09:43 AM

GHOST1 WINS VIA DQ

REASON: EVICTION SAID HE WOULD NOT POST AND POSTED OUT OF ORDER.

09-21-2022, 11:10 AM	#1
Civil Rawr xD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 197 Rep Power: 59096	Week 1: Ghost1 vs. Eviction Due Thursday Voting ends Sunday @Ghost1 @Eviction

09-23-2022, 05:35 AM	#6
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	Yore retarded you shouldn’t be modding a punch league when they go over your head lmao also he seen my shit before hand my bar was telepathic Last edited by Eviction; 09-23-2022 at 05:45 AM.

09-23-2022, 08:37 AM	#12
Blue Bayou Ukrainian Howlitzers Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,091 Battle Record: 41-24 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - NBL Season 3 - Alias Tournament II - Fight Night XLVIII - Fight Night XXV - Fight Night XV - Fight Night (3x) - Netcees Battle League (4x) - NBL Tag Team Season 3 - Lyric Olympics - 1-2 Punch League (3x) - Battle Arena League (2x) - Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 - BA Tag - NPL Roast - Netcees Pic League Rep Power: 17502332	I'm kind of torn here because on one hand Bags had the better bar.. however we aren't aligned and Bags never votes for me, so it seems silly strategically The man himself said in the lime of thrones "lmao at voting for who actually won" so I feel compelled to honor him and vote in my own best interest hoping Dia returns the favor Vote - Eviction __________________ "I shit myself I had to throw my underwear in the dumpster outback Uve won" -kungfugrip

09-21-2022, 08:22 PM	#2
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	i said never mind fuck face!

09-22-2022, 08:09 PM	#3
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	When my mom passed away, it was a fucking sad day but I'm starting to look on the bright side. Because your death will be a tender moment too, ur wife's hand on the trigger as she swipes right.

09-23-2022, 05:05 AM	#5
Civil Rawr xD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 197 Rep Power: 59096	Swipe right on a trigger? It’s a fucking gun you animal, not a dating app. Jeez man Bags, good telepathy on knowing he’d bring up his late mother, and way to flip it into a fire punchline. Kudos and PROPS! Vote Ghost1

09-23-2022, 06:25 AM	#8
Eviction Detained Join Date: Oct 2020 Posts: 1,838 Battle Record: 16-11 Rep Power: 0	He probably doesn’t even know what that means

09-23-2022, 08:23 AM	#10
Kill Spree Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 4,439 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 37645695	Dia Damn sorry about your loss. My condolences… As a bar though it’s meh… Tinder is a dating app you swipe right or left on. Usually right is for matching and left is for the yucky guys. But it’s pretty well known so idk how you mixed that up super silly of you. Thanks for showing didn’t want to see bags get a free win. Also bags don’t have a wife and I though you don’t like gun bars ghost Boston Damn harsh nicely worded personal punch here. V/bags

09-23-2022, 08:33 AM	#11
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,075 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345600	Vote - Bags Heard Dia’s mom is dead and I just want to pour it on.. plus Bags wrote better

09-23-2022, 09:03 AM	#15
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,706 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521416	Both punchlines good I felt Ghost punchlines a little more stronger Vote -Ghost

09-23-2022, 09:34 AM	#17
Civil Rawr xD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 197 Rep Power: 59096	Moderator here, how can help?

09-23-2022, 09:41 AM	#19
Civil Rawr xD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 197 Rep Power: 59096	@Eviction is this true? What is your evidence that guns do that? I’ve been alive 863 years and I’ve never seen it

09-23-2022, 09:43 AM	#20
Civil Rawr xD Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 197 Rep Power: 59096	GHOST1 WINS VIA DQ REASON: EVICTION SAID HE WOULD NOT POST AND POSTED OUT OF ORDER.