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Old 11-16-2018, 06:32 PM   #1
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I had started writing some shit for the alias tourney but dude told me that I had been replaced by someone else in the tourney so I figured I'd drop these since I already wrote them

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Your whole childhood was deceased parents & promises broken
Stop telling ppl you had a 'nuclear family' - ur dad died in an atomic explosion
I didn't even want to show up.. this fucking cripple is a cuck
This battle's a walk in the park.. which for you must mean it's difficult as fuck
Jean Grey was 15 when this wheelchair fag wanted to get inside
Chris Hansen showed up at this pedo's door like "Take a se.. wait, nevermind"
Chicks can't get me out their head, my face so gorgeous it stuck
Chicks can't get you out their head cuz you use mind control to force em to fuck
Whoever sees you with that cancer-patient hair better slap you
We go behind your back & point at your bald head like Aang's airbender tattoo
I'll punt this rich trustfund baby in the face w/ an Overeem kick
Got a silver spoon in your mouth.. yet still made enough room for Wolverine's dick

and your mom dont shave her armpit hair

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Old 11-16-2018, 07:06 PM   #2
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Old 11-18-2018, 09:40 PM   #6
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Impossible when I Diminish your Thoughts for entering Forbidden Paths
You worship the Biggest Kats outshined by the Quickest Fox
The message itself is a Pill for Goths Needing Laughs
Not ancient treasure that will be Shipped in Box
Taking more than the time expected Fixing Raps instead of Killing Bats
Surely blinded for good when you See the Facts behind Leading Caps
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Nothing special that would cripple the farm just some Pluck in the Brood
If there was permanent silence from during the alarm we'd have Something Renewed
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This battle's a walk in the park.. which for you must mean it's difficult as fuck
Jean Grey was 15 when this wheelchair fag wanted to get inside
Chris Hansen showed up at this pedo's door like "Take a se.. wait, nevermind"
Chicks can't get me out their head, my face so gorgeous it stuck
Chicks can't get you out their head cuz you use mind control to force em to fuck

^^Lol dope...
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