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Old 07-31-2021, 09:50 PM   #1
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Old 07-31-2021, 10:42 PM   #2
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Gave ur mom a colonoscopy left w/ battle scars bitch
All in that bum with 2 fingers up looking like ur avatar pic
Gives me assplay cuz she too old & weak to swallow
Slap my lap & she goes over in a bad way.. Cracker Barrel joke @ the Apollo
my whole team run thru em, ur mom & sis known to suck dicks
You get home, we running out of beds quick as hospitals in COVID upticks
My dads seen my moments, little league he’d always come to my games
Ur dads senior moments involve staring you in the face and asking “wtf is ur name”
My name comes up a lot in top 5 threads, dog I can’t help winnin
Ur name comes up a lot in top 5 threads cuz u talk to yourself in em

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look Ad.... you're strange dad
uncle phil tyra banks... but Carltons a Fag.
Tyra banks? More like "Rob your bank account & then merk u"
You empty your wallet when ad pops up like cialis commercials
ur chick tight cuz a 2 inch dick in her pussy can hardly fidget
Stick 1 finger in and u hear "OUCH, THAT HURT" like charlie bit it
that ugly bitch got a chastity belt, tol me "ans I'm a virgin"
winked & said she needed a lox myth.. i said they'd beat dipset in the verzuz
10 secs to get off my property or the rifle's bussin ur dome child
if u come back u'll get lined up w/ the beam & get the metal like simone biles
that 45 cal stretch ur momma labia til its torn
crazy we waitin for u to drop when it happened daily when u were born
How u claim to get people talking? all ur antics are weak
u aint made a good discussion thread in 2 years & only been banned for a week

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Give me 1 hour, I wasn’t fucked up when I made that battle call out or whatever… but I was hours later when it was time to write, I’m not now… I’ll write it in an hour
word 10 more?

they gone be giving u CPR when the AR sprays fitty
paramedics gone give em chest compressions til he's left w/ kate titties
I pull all the strings, born royalty & been well liked since
I know u know about pulling rank, pussy.. cuz ur girl's smell like shrimp
My nephew gen Z, told em bout limewire stuff & TOR
He didn't understand why we used to "burn CD's" til I played em one of yours
how u taggin me at 2 a.m. trynna get me to write
ouch keeping me up all night, something no chicks ever said in her life
we know u white, u the airforce 1 uv's bound to my feet
just like u, they turn into a diff. color when u see em out in the streets

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I grew up on hip hop, immortal tech bursting
I bumped dance w/ the devil, u prefer the lil nas x version
been a beast since '03, merking dudes
u bout to see a clinic, what ur mom shoulda done before birthing u
Ouch curved by EVERY chick, sex life nearly a desert
Ur DM's a blockchain that could run the whole ethereum network
spent ur life savings on a used jag that's a freebie
bitch got swindled by a beater quick as gags from the weasleys
if u knew what ur whip is worth, it'd be a disaster
that shit'll drive u to drink & hopefully a propane tank after
Ans murdering this shit
This old man got washed so quick I was offered his girl's nursing position
joined mile high w/ ur sis flying from phoenix to greece
that was a Delta spread that had me quarantining for weeks
I have quickbooks to do taxes w/ fixed precision
u have quickbooks cuz the only ones u can read got pictures in em

@Ouch

No letting up, I'm outta hiatus
this like riding a bike.. if I go off the chain u gon sit there & take it
u know this battle aint right
ouch having second thoughts.. which is 2 more than he's had in his life
no homophobia in 2021, cancel culture got u eating ur words
everyone been dropping dababy lately, props to ur mom for being the first
I'm searchin for bad chicks I can sex in vegas
ur pops 71, if i ask "where the hose at" he flashbacks to segregation
ur mom's obese, can't even move through denim
for her bootlegging's fitting one foot into lululemons

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me... or that dude dude who does vegan granola clusters
vegan granola clusters? jesus, just show some HUNGER
esp. when u spent ur childhood without eating a bowl of supper
u wanna play race games get the Wii, I'ma own this fucker
ouch used to have need for speed til I recently sold em uppers
take the wind out ur sails til u meet with a boat instructor
we know u a motormouth, u got the teeth of a homeless trucker
give u these hands & bounce w/ the green like I'm holding flubber
jerkin to magazines only time he's in the zone w/ hustlers
come step up to the plate, I'll teach you to hold a slugger
My league? u got no business in it.. each of the COVID summers
ur sis put up her hare quick - leasing a home to thumper
deep in her throat w/ rubbers she's eager to blow my cover
shit got so XXX she started speaking in roman numbers
I got unlimited juice, it's a dream & a goal of Buster's
ur pops aint had a whip since it was legal to own ur mother
engine had so many turnover fails its in leagues of its own w/ cutler

This is getting old so here's 42

Keeping count

Answer: 116 bars
Ouch: 33

When you drop 83 more bangers @Ouch i'll be back for more

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Answer ya moms wished you were a stain on the mattress
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Your life would've had a better fight on a bed sheet drying
Got me reeling, it’s ​hard
I know Lux against me in this battle but I didnt think u'd be stealing his bars
My stocks WAYYY UP to the moon, I stay makin the quota
We haven’t seen an Economy bubble like this since ur mom boarded a plane w/ ebola
Infected slut had to quarantine in a safe room
That was a forced sterilization that shoulda came 9 months before she made u
Ur mom been dicked down by pilot after pilot it’s warped dude
Bitch could fit a whole hangar in her pussy & shoulda used one to abort u
She a feminist, activist, makes significant contributions
For her, closing the pay gap is shutting her legs & giving up prostitution
From the womb u were greasy
Ouch was born wrapped up in the ‘Cord and still asks for the link weekly
I was gifted as a child, since 4 I was a math whiz
U were gifted as a child cuz u were left on a doorstep in a basket
You ugly as fuck, shit is a fact dude
U got a face that screams ‘rape’ so much ur victims don’t have to
Got business loans w/ my Experian score, now I talk like a diva
I use credit cards to open doors for me, u just try to pick locks w/ a visa
Used to think FOX News & Carlson are racist & straight garbo
Met u & started seein so many of Tucker's points thought I was balling w/ Hey Arnold
Crack his fuckin jaw & beat some common sense in dude
Have u out cold in the streets like when ur pops evicted you
I swear this bum is a stroke victim
I know ur mom said don’t change but its a decade later & ur clothes got holes in em
U got locked up for 4 years, taking the most dick
Left more soap bars on the ground than Tyler Durden making explosives
I put slugs in your parents, kids, & ur LARP team
Ready pull out the arm on everyone around me like Barcotic during shark week
You a mooch, wealthless & filth
Rent splitting for u is disappearing when ur girl asks for help w/ the bills
Battling Ans is too much food on ur plate
Shoulda dipped the second I came in w/ the check like u do on ur dates
Don’t fuck w/ The Godfather.. I’m Corleone, b
If u wanted to wake up to a horse’s head just ask ur bitch for a morning blowie
C’mon you KNOW that bitch is a 4
If dudes raid her panties its exterminators layin roach traps in her drawers
Never washes her ass, she soaks in juices proudly
Underwear got a skid row that’s been seen by every homeless dude in Cali
You nobody, man stop
I’m a big name known for my signature style like John Hancock
COVID got me remote learning, 9 credits til my degree’s reached
U do remote learning cuz it takes an hour to figure out how to turn on ur TV

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Old 08-01-2021, 12:25 AM   #3
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look Ad.... you're strange dad
uncle phil tyra banks... but Carltons a Fag.
I know whos tougher..
me... or that dude dude who does vegan granola clusters
and you have to be kidding me

ayyyyyyyyyoooo
i'll drop an Answer quicker than a genius on a game show.
say WHOA... I'm the headlight you sayin it backwards
its Ouch Vs. Answer ya moms wished you were a stain on the mattress
dipset were like gypsys, prophets actually
t shirts saying don't snitch... they're telling you not to battle me
DONT DO IT... look even with all this shits its fun...
I'm MJ... if this were space jam you wouldn't even be lebron...
ooo hell you know you couldn't ride on my coat tails...
you'l beat me in alaska when snow sells...


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I pull all the strings, born royalty & been well liked since
I know u know about pulling rank, pussy.. cuz ur girl's smell like shrimp

ya girl if you had one... say yes
she would smell like Bubba, forrest and Leituent daves catch


thats a lot of shrimp

i'm not a rap god in fact im a titan... in fact i'm a giant
I just roasted you while drunk... and you were actually tryin
I don't cheat on my wife, i'm a stand up guy especially
the only time i'd have a side bitch, is if you were standing next to me
you're a fat, white, racist kid... and you know that theres more
you aren't Eric Cartman... you're just the fat Cart Man workin the grocery store
poor ass motherfucker your mom works in a sweat shop, face it kid
....I got banned from making threads.. if your mom did... you wouldn't have a place to live

I got bullshit repellent how could I not spray
i'll torch Ans...... like a kid with magnifying glass on a hot day
theres a good one, even though its gruesome
...bet you've heard people give me respect, and you..... none
I like matt damon.. so just stop it you faggot..
you love Good Will Hunting... but that's just your shopping habits

its not Christmas snowflake, i'm better cuz I said say so
i'll sleigh you on my worst day... they all rudolph, everyone that red nose.
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Old 08-24-2021, 05:50 PM   #4
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Yo @Ouch are you going to match him or should I OPEN FOR VOTES as is?
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Old 09-05-2021, 12:09 AM   #5
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Old 09-05-2021, 09:17 AM   #6
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Answer has some dope shit throughout...multiple dope fresh concepts that banged

Ouch, sell snow in Alaska lmao Jesus christ

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Old 09-05-2021, 10:04 PM   #7
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Old 09-05-2021, 10:07 PM   #8
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annddd if you like gettin fucked at midniiight.. and caught in the rail...

we can do a webcam batle i someone wan'ts to recoard it too, if not... random picture battle, new picture 16
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Ouch had some fire the drop the answer line I liked alot

Answer just outmatched with much more

Nice battle
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