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Old 03-11-2021, 11:40 AM   #1
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Excessive chatter leading up to your bars could result in a DQ at my discretion. Let your bars do the talking.

NEW RULE; once both battlers have posted once if you fail to respond within 24 hours your turn will be forfeited and your opponent will have 24 hours from the time your deadline expired to post an additional 1 or 2 bars. You will then be given 24 hours to respond. Failing to respond within the 24 hours more than once will result in the battle ending after your opponent has exercised or declined their option to post an additional 1 or 2 bars.

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Old 03-11-2021, 01:29 PM   #2
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Judges saying Dave’s on a tear.. maybe try asking Frac cus he knows
Only time you’ll find User on a tear is if he sat down too fast in chinos
Tubby pale red head, this ain’t hard it’s light work
Only thing with more material on you is your Karl Kani shirt
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Old 03-11-2021, 06:11 PM   #3
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Listen you Newsy-hatted, toothy faggot - I’m taken aback
Wanna impress the judges? Say ‘water bottle’ without making ‘em laugh
Wow, bringing up my shirt? That’s kinda weird to know
If you have so much material, why are you pulling from 20 years ago?
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Old 03-12-2021, 05:43 PM   #4
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Zuch’s top cheerleader.. isn’t it time that you hop from dudes cock
And water bottles only on your mind because it’s your dream to screw top
Plus The judges care what the words are, not just how they’re said
...And They’ll know all about my accent when I pronounce you dead
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Get a better angle man, these are the kind that I find dim
You’ve mentioned Top 2 weeks in a row, and Zuch’s not even signed in
Pronounce me dead? Clever twist, mental midget
Ur country’s had a lot of crowns, but you got 32 in one dental visit
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Old 03-13-2021, 03:03 AM   #6
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You bringing up the crown is nothing short of a crummy play
When you’re the illegitimate ginger kid I’ma force to run away
The Karl kani was hard on the eye im not gonna lie it’s true
But these days you only rockin that drip when ur jaw get too tired to chew
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Old 03-13-2021, 10:01 AM   #7
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Lines were good for 3 weeks, but lately they’re off
You only hate that I’m Ginger because you miss Scary, Sporty, Baby & Posh
Man, you stay dropping hopeless filler
Worried about my jaw, when ur teeth black enough for interviews at Oprah’s Villa
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Spice girls? I ain’t no fan but if you say so man
And I guess Girl Power is the perfect descriptor for how this gay throws hands
Gonna have to be blunt, I’m finding it hard to palate this cunt
The only “hopeless filler” here is how you been ordering salads for lunch
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Hey biscuit-face, we stopped giving shit to gays
And we don’t call them girls, in fact, we call them British Dave’s
You can’t clown and fight back while sounding like that,
You can’t palate me? That’s understandable, your mouth’s a spike trap
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Biscuit face? That shits misplaced if you want to get rid of me
Last time an internal was that forced you nearly lost your virginity
& Getting girls is a test that your wide ass ain’t passing
Shit, these days a ‘spike trap’ is the only chance you might have of smashing
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This was a good read. I had it tied going into the last exchange. Dave had one bad and one good. So it stays even. Looking back my fav bar from either of them was rocking the drip. My least fav was British Dave’s.

Dave was off his game compared to previous weeks, for me. Typically 8/10 bars from him hit hard, but this week I read a handful of them as a little forced or landing light. Pronounce you dead, run away ginger and smashing were the highlights. User was more consistent with some nice internals that, despite Dave's line to the contrary, were actually pretty smoothly inserted. British Dave's, Ginger Spice, Zuch signed in, 32 crowns and water bottle were all lands.

2-1 Dave wins
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