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Old 03-11-2021, 11:38 AM   #1
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Old 03-11-2021, 04:18 PM   #2
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bitch u posted, its one u dream of as a spouse
kinda girl I bring home to the parents, the type we get to clean around the house
Kudos though, a chick we'd all be racing through
curves in all the right places, problem is those curves are in everyones places 2

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Old 03-12-2021, 03:22 PM   #3
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Bro stop w/the wife shit & have some class, geek
OR stick to that Lars angle & get slumped over like him last week
Ya she got curves.. those cheeks clap on my face
I posted an ass, YOU posted ass in your battle w/Fraze
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Old 03-13-2021, 07:22 AM   #4
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Get slumped over like lars? To me thats grim
To be fair Id be nervous 2.... she'd be slumped over if she liked him
"Hold that pose...show user n the boys what i hang with is tight"
I posted ass n won, u posted ass n got your onlyfans on the site

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Old 03-14-2021, 03:06 AM   #5
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Get slumped over like lars? To me thats grim
To be fair Id be nervous 2.... she'd be slumped over if she liked him
There’s no diss here.. judges no matter the topic this lame soft
My shots got the best of Mynd & this glock’ll leave ur head on AWOL
Cheap faggot, for a buck I’ll scorch this dweeb
Onlyfans?...
You haven’t No showed yet because my wife the only ass you can afford to see
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Old 03-14-2021, 02:00 PM   #6
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against baron, I'm embarrassed thats all u could manage
if that shit got the best of mynd, this battle'll leave u with brain damage
Works in excavation, n thats enough for that complete whore?
not only does she support that foundation, I'm throwing her support in ya next concrete pour


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Old 03-14-2021, 03:06 PM   #7
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You’ve lost this, your hype is nonsense
Gotchu in a state of Mynd to where you bite my concepts
Judges dig my shit...biting bars won’t carry you
At this point there’s nothing you can Doosan after I use one of those to bury you
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Bite ya lines? Ya concepts old... r u sure freak
when hes dropping played shit...rest assured, his lines put'll u asleep
A doosan line? a clown if u think u shouldnt replace none
wont just scrape back the surface...that digger will scrape n have ya whole face done

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Old 03-14-2021, 07:52 PM   #10
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Bro...”put’ll”?? For cash I’ll send this nerd to hell
Judges have my word, I’d still murk you if you had learned to spell
Don’t talk excavation, you can’t hold a job like a man
You speak like you spell Def & that’s the only time you hard w/the hands

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Old 03-17-2021, 11:44 PM   #11
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His best angles felt oddly familiar from earlier battles this season. Spree tried to go after semantics a little too much

Nobody had a bar that I liked here.

Clean around the house and curves at everyone's place dope. Dropping ass against Fraze was cool. After that the battle mostly devolved into cringe level concepts and weird angles.

2-1 Defiant wins
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