02-06-2020, 06:14 PM | #1 |
Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 3,187
Battle Record: 63-35
Accomplishments - 50 Wins
Champed - BA Picture Roast
- Battle Royale Tournament
- NBL Pic Roast
- Netcees Battle League
- NBL Season 11
- HoT Roast
- BAL Roast
- Tag Team Tourney
- NBL Barcotic Cypher
- SOL Pic Roast
- BA Tag
- XXXtentacion Roast
- 1-2 LR Champ
Rep Power: 22535865 |
Week 4 PIC ROAST
Kill Sprees scum buddy he used to hang with
img hosting 12 lines MAX. Winner gets accomp, announced in next mag You don't need to be signed into participate @Blue Bayou @Void @Zuo @Diablo @Flow @Kill Spree @Innovator @Answer @Slechtq @Ryno @John Dillinger @Barcotic @dull boy @Sharp @Habitat @FGR @Adverse @Cashius @Destroyer @bleak |
02-07-2020, 09:02 AM | #2 |
consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
Rep Power: 39345600 |
When did Uncle Sam and The Cat in the Hat fuck?
This dude fell outta Apollo Creed’s trunks like, ‘ABRACADABRA!’ White trash with that Axe funk on some back from Iraq stuff. Dishonorably discharged ‘cause, “Faggots and blacks suck.” Jeb Kaczynski. Mailing out bomb threats. Failed as a hobbit. Are you having a yard sale or’d your trailer just vomit? Boom Baptist Christ and methylene. Natty Light on everything. Wrist ware and your old lady’s plastic spider wedding ring. Bitch told you, ‘take the four wheeler and load up on vittles.’ You came home smelling like Fruit Roll Ups and Skittles. Incestuous ancestry. That face can’t lie. How you molest your nephew and son at the same damn time? Oh yeah. They’re the same damn guy. Last edited by dull boy; 02-07-2020 at 09:48 AM. |
02-07-2020, 04:24 PM | #3 |
low tide in serotonin bay
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 2,739
Battle Record: 37-28
Champed - GWL Picture Challenge
- Guerrilla Writing League
- Black August II
Rep Power: 15446142 |
A real 4th of july guy! Happy holidays chump!
Lookin like a dingleberry that's fallen from the rump of Donald J Trump The walking embodiment of syphilis, if he pissed in a creek he'd kill the fish Traveled back to 1607 and showed them a still of this, they trashed the ship and canceled the pilgrimage I'm dual wielding gats like you've got your hands, so get merked Looking like the lead man for a country cover band of Disturbed He's the hero that Kentucky got, but Kansas deserved Plus Cousin Darlene says you're the handsomest perv to stick a hand up her skirt The patron saint of Pabst Blue Ribbon, the Santa Clause of used condoms Dixon County's Adam Scott, the Dennis Rodman of fucking possums! You ever wonder how the bible belt became the dirty south? Obviously this guy hauled off and kissed it with his herpes mouth |
02-07-2020, 04:31 PM | #4 | |
Ukrainian Howlitzers
Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 5,091
Battle Record: 41-24
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - NBL Season 3
- Alias Tournament II
- Fight Night XLVIII
- Fight Night XXV
- Fight Night XV
- Fight Night (3x)
- Netcees Battle League (4x)
- NBL Tag Team Season 3
- Lyric Olympics
- 1-2 Punch League (3x)
- Battle Arena League (2x)
- Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
- BA Tag
- NPL Roast
- Netcees Pic League
Rep Power: 17502332 |
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02-07-2020, 08:15 PM | #5 | |
Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2019
Posts: 5,684
Battle Record: 1-5
Accomplishments - Lost to Kill Spree
Champed - Wall Talking
Rep Power: 4052252 |
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the first half of that was hella dope, the second half not so much... but still funny nice job |
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02-07-2020, 11:44 PM | #6 |
AHHHHHHH
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 558
Battle Record: 16-17
Rep Power: 8596595 |
This junkie looking dude is tweaking... flying in the sky
Hes got the high visibility shirt on but i can see it in his face he's visibly high Go buy gear for ur tin shack..go to walmart n buy some stuff u failure this beating will go off without a hitch, good luck hooking up your trailer I move thru the rankings...crushing every1 in due time If your on a roll......its bc you've placed your house on a incline
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02-10-2020, 08:50 AM | #7 |
Shrewd as evearthed
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Wolverhampton, England
Posts: 8,255
Battle Record: 28-3
Champed - Gimmick Battle League
- The Winter Topical
- Topical Martyrs
- Lime Green Poetry Association
- Lyric Olympics
- Art of Writing League
- Guerrilla Writing League (2x)
- Black August II
Rep Power: 85899391 |
how u trailer trash AND ur trailer trash? dawg ur a mess
the way u livings beyond say. everythin u own in a box to the left what’s w/ the dress code? ur get up and go say ‘fuck it’ n leave? looks like CoronaVirus n Lime Disease mutated, then threw up on ur tee ur a couple of teeth short of a smile. w/ that backyard we sure of it only a real dirtbag would consider usin those as garden ornaments ur barber forfeited. said go cop a hat and the bigger the better if u ain’t know why, go mullet over at the back like every Floridiot ever inclement weather ur worst enemy. even u passing wind poses a threat looks like you’ve lived in poverty so long, you list it as ur postal address wrote ‘Crystal Methodist’ as ur religion ‘cause u use it religiously & take the phrase “airing out your dirty laundry” too fuckin literally
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02-12-2020, 03:43 AM | #8 |
Scream
Join Date: Jun 2015
Posts: 3,187
Battle Record: 63-35
Accomplishments - 50 Wins
Champed - BA Picture Roast
- Battle Royale Tournament
- NBL Pic Roast
- Netcees Battle League
- NBL Season 11
- HoT Roast
- BAL Roast
- Tag Team Tourney
- NBL Barcotic Cypher
- SOL Pic Roast
- BA Tag
- XXXtentacion Roast
- 1-2 LR Champ
Rep Power: 22535865 |
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