Two Things: Should I smash my neighbor? And Is plain lizard edible?

[GUDELJ]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Yes. She has a her own thing going . n you two are neighbors . Only route to be taken is exactly that

If she starts looking for a savior then you immediately get amnesia . can't speak Spanish anymore

Just be careful though . do u really want a constant enemy as ur next door neighbor. I'm talking the husband . yeah u gotta feel shit out once u get her past the introductory phase . she might fuck around n give u the pussy n go home like "FUCK U RAUL " n then proceed to be up your ass

U really gotta like keep ur antennae up . id do it but stay vigilant .

Yeah well I’m not a bad fuck so I can imagine her wanting a second date, but nah I’m not trying to get tangled up in a situation where it can begin to put my own relationship in jeopardy because yo Cuban woman don’t fuckin play. Neither do black.

@Elemental P yeah I live with my girl but like I mentioned before I had the mindset that cheating actually helps a relationship last longer

I called it the Recycle Theory:

Think of the recycling symbol on a garbage can, the blue bins, notice how there is three arrows each pointing at each other in a triangular rotation.

Now, think of each arrow in the triangle as a girl. 1 of them being yor significant other, the other 2 being side pieces or hookups etc..

Having sex with the same person becomes redundant and old after so long, so my theory was that cheating having sex with other females would spice up my sex life and keep me interested in my girlfriend. Why? How? Because I’m banging new puss on the regular which has been proven to keep me more excited when I see my girl, always eager to thrash the vag.

So basically each girl in the triangle is helping me stay interested in the other, thus giving it an everlasting effect of interest and keeping my relationship hot forever..

It worked with my best ex until I decided to leave her for another girl which was really stupid and I regret it till this day. But yeah obv this is a one way thing, if a girl does this she a thot

What do you think?

[ill nik-A]

Originally Posted by My Mouths a Penis Pump

Lol how do you feel about noise complaints on a week night ?

My shits are soundproof. So not concerned at all.

[GUDELJ]

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

My shits are soundproof. So not concerned at all.

Nah your people are loud af out the mouth and had that shit blasting in the backyard with dj speakers lol fuck na

[ill nik-A]

Originally Posted by My Mouths a Penis Pump

Nah your people are loud af out the mouth and had that shit blasting in the backyard with dj speakers lol fuck na

Yup we loud

Go DJ

[El Muffin]

Lmao interesting theory . the recycle shit

Think that happens alot.... just subconsciously

[GUDELJ]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Lmao interesting theory . the recycle shit

Think that happens alot.... just subconsciously

What do you mean ?

[WRATH]

Go for it on both

[GUDELJ]

Ok those who are answering regarding the plain outside lizards


Niggas eat frog leg, what’s the difference on eatingplain lizard body?

You got ppl out here milking roaches and drinking roach milk

[Destroyer]

Lizards are 89% nutritious, yo

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Pshhhh

Obv if he's entertaining the idea he's good with potentially losing that

Like worst case scenario he will be ok

Otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation is how I see it

Some relationships I've been in ain't no way I'm even thinking about Fucking off

Thetes been a few where I'm like its whatever tho

Lmao boy better hide his game systems and shit if he get got slipping. Maybe he can move in with his neighbors lmao

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by My Mouths a Penis Pump

Yeah well I’m not a bad fuck so I can imagine her wanting a second date, but nah I’m not trying to get tangled up in a situation where it can begin to put my own relationship in jeopardy because yo Cuban woman don’t fuckin play. Neither do black.

@Elemental P yeah I live with my girl but like I mentioned before I had the mindset that cheating actually helps a relationship last longer

I called it the Recycle Theory:

Think of the recycling symbol on a garbage can, the blue bins, notice how there is three arrows each pointing at each other in a triangular rotation.

Now, think of each arrow in the triangle as a girl. 1 of them being yor significant other, the other 2 being side pieces or hookups etc..

Having sex with the same person becomes redundant and old after so long, so my theory was that cheating having sex with other females would spice up my sex life and keep me interested in my girlfriend. Why? How? Because I’m banging new puss on the regular which has been proven to keep me more excited when I see my girl, always eager to thrash the vag.

So basically each girl in the triangle is helping me stay interested in the other, thus giving it an everlasting effect of interest and keeping my relationship hot forever..

It worked with my best ex until I decided to leave her for another girl which was really stupid and I regret it till this day. But yeah obv this is a one way thing, if a girl does this she a thot

What do you think?

I get what you mean but it depends on ur connection with ur girl. If she Found out, would she keep yo ass? If so....then what do u have to lose?

[El Muffin]

Originally Posted by My Mouths a Penis Pump

What do you mean ?

Cheated on my most recent ex after an argument ...

Came back n beat that shit up n it felt seemingly like a new experience

She found out eventually about the girl I fucked too but I told her it was going to happen so

She kinda blamed herself for telling me to go do this N that not thinking I'd actually do it

[Elemental P]

Anger bangs are always fun

[Amen]

Originally Posted by My Mouths a Penis Pump

But didn’t you post a pic of you sexting some black chick? And you said you’ve fucked a lot

Don’t worry about my sex live lol.

[GUDELJ]

Originally Posted by El Muffin

Cheated on my most recent ex after an argument ...

Came back n beat that shit up n it felt seemingly like a new experience

She found out eventually about the girl I fucked too but I told her it was going to happen so

She kinda blamed herself for telling me to go do this N that not thinking I'd actually do it

Sounds about right, cheating definitely helps keeps things spicy, but it can also do the exact opposite...it can make you get tired of your loved one and have you make a rash decision you wouldn’t normally make. Pusssy is dangerous

[Amen]

Taking advice from Muff is the last thing you should do, officer doofy. He will have you fired and slinging meth with a part time job of selling weed while getting high on your own supply.

He can't even follow the 10 crack commandments THE GOAT BIG layed out for hustlers.

[GUDELJ]

Originally Posted by Amen

Taking advice from Muff is the last thing you should do, officer doofy. He will have you fired and slinging meth with a part time job of selling weed while getting high on your own supply.

He can't even follow the 10 crack commandments THE GOAT BIG layed out for hustlers.

But you told me to ask him..

[Elemental P]

LMFAO I hope we all burn in hell

[GUDELJ]

Originally Posted by Elemental P

LMFAO I hope we all burn in hell

I don’t, I’m catholic.

[Elemental P]

Originally Posted by My Mouths a Penis Pump

I don’t, I’m catholic.

Lmfoallal...
You trolling STFU LMAO.

See you in hell, sinner.