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Two Things: Should I smash my neighbor? And Is plain lizard edible?
1. I live in an area infested with Cubans and Cuban woman are top 3 most sluttiest women in the world. Ok SO. I have neighbors who are a Cuban man and woman and are barely home, I think she’s a dancer and he’s into some sort of sketchy shit because they have a nice crib 4/3 and are renting! She’s home a lot more then he is and she’s always outside wearing skimpy shit whenever I get home from my shift. She don’t speak a lick of English but thankfully I speak Spanish 89% so I’m good. Idk if she wants to get into it but she always looks at me with estranged eyes and sizes me with a zaaam type smile? I personally have the potential to go bring her into my home and smash (but I don’t want to disrespect my girl) or I can go into hers (but I feel bad). What do I do? @Amen mostly.
2. Are plain lizards edible? Legit question. If the apocalypse came and it balled down to Barely and foods left, would regular plain outside lizards be edibl? Are the nutritions? I need these question answered ASAP please!
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But didn’t you post a pic of you sexting some black chick? And you said you’ve fucked a lot
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Don't do it... I got ....well kinda still am involved with a married chick and it was all fun and cool til shit got a lil serious and the bitch still married LMAO. And lizards barely have meat on them fo for frog legs at least.
I don't really condone cheating tbh even tho I never cheated, me fucking with a married chick is bad juju. But w.e homie, do you. |
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She's Cuban so that's a definite smash pass...always wanted me some ethnic bitches. Hell maybe her and her man are swingers or done to orgy
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I quickly deaded that shit and it hasn’t happened since but Cubans are known for being disrespectful and ratchet, it’s in their nature. I used to be a p.o.s who’d cheat on all my girlfriends and I had a true belief that that’s what kept relationships alive tbh but I’ve matured a lot since then and have grown a conscience that keeps me faithful with current chick
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You gotta feel it out if you really want to .
See how receptive she is to certain things .. C'mon you know what your doing Only unknown is how curious you are about the prospect about Fucking this bitch If she eyeing you lol with estranged eyes then bam she looking for a temp rescue .. Translation : she wants you to beat the embargo out of her pussy Only thing is.. Like how you get that ball rolling . hard to tell how to proceed based on info presented here But subtly shoot ur shot . engage in a friendly convo next time she's solo n send the same signals she's sending sans the "helpp me" look in her eyes .xD Let her know very subtly you feeling her u dig . should come out ur pores . but don't overdo it
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Would this turn into a side fling though? Like would it become an arrangement of “let’s fuck” when nobody els is home? This shit can’t cut into my gym/meal prep time man
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If she starts looking for a savior then you immediately get amnesia . can't speak Spanish anymore Just be careful though . do u really want a constant enemy as ur next door neighbor. I'm talking the husband . yeah u gotta feel shit out once u get her past the introductory phase . she might fuck around n give u the pussy n go home like "FUCK U RAUL " n then proceed to be up your ass U really gotta like keep ur antennae up . id do it and HAVE but stay vigilant .
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@Elemental P yeah I live with my girl but like I mentioned before I had the mindset that cheating actually helps a relationship last longer I called it the Recycle Theory: Think of the recycling symbol on a garbage can, the blue bins, notice how there is three arrows each pointing at each other in a triangular rotation. Now, think of each arrow in the triangle as a girl. 1 of them being yor significant other, the other 2 being side pieces or hookups etc.. Having sex with the same person becomes redundant and old after so long, so my theory was that cheating having sex with other females would spice up my sex life and keep me interested in my girlfriend. Why? How? Because I’m banging new puss on the regular which has been proven to keep me more excited when I see my girl, always eager to thrash the vag. So basically each girl in the triangle is helping me stay interested in the other, thus giving it an everlasting effect of interest and keeping my relationship hot forever.. It worked with my best ex until I decided to leave her for another girl which was really stupid and I regret it till this day. But yeah obv this is a one way thing, if a girl does this she a thot What do you think?
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Nigga u catching lizards to supplement your diet?
Stop playing xD I'm ignoring that query
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