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09-26-2018, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,349
Battle Record: 0-1
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dull boy is more prouderer of this
yo my battle clout is tantamount to a cancer diagnosis im perched in handstand set to mount crouched with the fans of iron lotus I move like a bullet train my goons got the wookie brain semi auto spray set the tune to the boogie dance im totaled on a full tank of adrenochrome spiraling into a k hole wondering is jesus home I keep a small hammer like im carving chess pieces out of some sandalwood steel on me like a pawg slammer the pound speakin loud as an animal yo Ill fuckin hit ur shitzu w some jujitsu fr im talkin bout blitzin that little shit w legit moves mojin bu w pistols wrapped in ginsu knife utensils no chance in life he'll dance thru knife inflicted rib wounds toss a Molotov into my fireplace im dramatically extravagant toss thanos into shackles while im asking peter panning where his shadow went cuttin rails out but where did the man in the mirror go? beard of a hero 10 pints deep getting weird in the beer hole ask me if im bout to be steerin a vehicle I put the steel to ya ear hole and blow ya brains have u swear its a miracle I don't like questions or any kind of verbal type suggestion matter fact don't send any words to my direction im in the whip w the pistol near me take u on a trip past the strip to a field w a little clearing show u the burner an ask if u think its scary then laugh while I let it clap an kick at the back of ya head like an insiguri
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09-26-2018, 03:59 PM
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,171
Battle Record: 3-5
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Insiguri was fire.
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09-26-2018, 07:15 PM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 12,042
Battle Record: Who Cares
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Rep Power: 84181417 |
Read it
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09-26-2018, 08:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2015
Posts: 15,852
Battle Record: 52-28
Accomplishments -50+ wins
Champed -Summer Classic VIII
-Netcees Battle League
-BA Picture
-BA TagTeam
-Fight Night Cypher I
-Fight Night XXXV
-Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2
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dull boy wouldn't be fucking proud of this?
literally nothing that is even remotely as inspired as window pain or technical as orange door hinge... |
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09-27-2018, 11:05 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678  |
wow suck thx
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09-28-2018, 11:44 PM
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Brother
Join Date: Apr 2018
Posts: 518
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I dare anyone to read this in one breath
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09-29-2018, 04:25 PM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
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This was offensive.
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09-29-2018, 04:27 PM
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consults Lloyd
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
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09-29-2018, 08:56 PM
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SOBER
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 13,052
Battle Record: 2-5
Champed - AOWL Season 2
Rep Power: 85899406 |
I though it was pretty good?
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10-04-2018, 11:49 PM
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Mic Check
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Calgary Alberta Canada
Posts: 707
Battle Record: 13-10
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hahahahha i liked. obv a joke, and u needed commas and periods very badly. if you did more of these with comma's and periods i'd peep. and if you took more time and actually tried it'd prob turn out pretty dope i think
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10-05-2018, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 21
Rep Power: 3330222 |
y'all need to add spaces to your bars, easier to read. This flowed nicely tho
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10-12-2018, 05:44 AM
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White Earl
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Philly Cat.
Posts: 12,324
Battle Record: 10-15
Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x)
Champed - Netcees Writers League
- Write Week I
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Lol. Clearly u not from around these parts. Otherwise u would know this was in jest.
Anyhow. I thought it was fire. Just mho. Thanks for taking the 2 seconds to write and post this. 1
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10-12-2018, 09:53 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: I live in Florida
Posts: 4,705
Battle Record: 3-8
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In my opinion flammable
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