05-06-2015, 09:53 AM | #1 |
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The proposal and the denial.
So YO....it's like 915 she says...I'll be over in like 10. I put down my glass of makers mark. Go to the kitchen an begin chugging water. If things go according to plan I will not be caught off guard with an unloaded pisstol (heh pisstol). So she gets to my place....she talking to me....an I'm like.....wtf why r u talking? Give me a cigarette I'm gonna finish this glass of whisky then we can take a shower. So we are in the shower messing around......I'm a little buzzed but still trying to work up the nerve to pop the question. So I'm like gimme sum head. In my mind I'm like.....good....now she's in prime positioning. I'll simply asking her, she will oblige and then I will soak her down an subsequently tell her we are over. So she gagging on my hog an I look down while she's takin a break (lazy whore) an I'm like.....AY BUT UHMMM CAN I PEE ON YOU THO!?!? This fuckin chink loving slut sprung off her knees like she had jet thrusters on her hips.....WAT!?!??! NOO!?!?!? U WANT TO FUCKING PEE ON ME!!?!??! WTF!?!?! like just way overboard.....an I'm laughing in her face hard aa fuck....like....yea...I'm sayin tho....lemme just pee on u...again she's like...NO WTF WHY WOULD U WANT TO DO THIS TO ME!?!? I'm loling hard at this point an still trynna haggle with her...like....it won't even be that bad....we in the shower for fuck sake....it'll just wash over u.....now she puts on her serious face an she's like...NO DONT FUCKING ASS ME AGAIN UR NOT GOING TO CCNVINCE WHY WOULD U WANT TO DO THIS!?! SO U CAN ALWAYS THINK OF ME AS THE GIRL U FUCK KING PPED ON !?!? I'm weaping in laughter at this point. I'm like wat if u got stung by a jelly fish? Sum 1 gotta pee on u then! She not goin for it. We get out the shower an fuck ....then she left....I should've just blasted her while she was on her knees. I fear this conquest will be far harder then I had once assumed.
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05-06-2015, 09:59 AM | #2 |
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- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
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- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
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restore bb rep or I torpedo every thread and every OM from here on out
thx those are my demand @Diode @Certain @Knucklehead sry it cum 2 dis but bb had nuff |
05-06-2015, 09:59 AM | #3 |
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- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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sucked thx
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05-06-2015, 10:01 AM | #4 |
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I think it's for the best it didn't happen bro
Ur enough of a deviant as is
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05-06-2015, 10:04 AM | #5 |
Chillin' like FUCK!!!
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You never ask a girl who's already on the dancefloor if she wants to dance, she'll say no.
Its always better to ask for forgiveness than permission. That's your problem.
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05-06-2015, 10:05 AM | #6 | |
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If u woulda got her to suck til u nutted you could of squirt some after piss on her and played it off as a accident But as ur internet "friend" I'm beggin u pls abandon this forsaken quest
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05-06-2015, 10:06 AM | #7 |
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Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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stfu faggits
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05-06-2015, 10:06 AM | #8 |
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Pussy pls don't
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05-06-2015, 10:06 AM | #9 |
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Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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U GUYS EAT COCKICHIO
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05-06-2015, 10:07 AM | #10 |
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Lock this azn fuckboi up with gAmen
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05-06-2015, 10:16 AM | #11 |
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I thought it was a wierd question when you first brought it up. I mean i did it to a female one time but it was because i was pissed off at her not to get off. But i mean you know whatever its your journey.
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05-06-2015, 10:17 AM | #12 |
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Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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I went to ny and ask for Vic and they said "Victoria secret??" lmao fsggot
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05-06-2015, 10:19 AM | #13 | |
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..... .... Nah forrreal u bitxh ass nigga with identity issues
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05-06-2015, 11:44 AM | #14 |
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- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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explaining n how identity????
where u at I in NYC rite now c fite me bush |
05-06-2015, 12:12 PM | #15 |
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I realize now the error in my ways.
Shoot first ask questions later. I forgot to mention it's her bday this week an I told her we can just have 5 guys. Told her to get it an bring it over with her. Get fucked. Then leave. I'm bored of her. I don't like it when she talks. |
05-06-2015, 12:21 PM | #16 |
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you dont ask to piss on her, and you dont piss in her face off bat wtf
you pee on her leg and laugh and see how she takes it have some self respect lol
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05-06-2015, 12:23 PM | #17 |
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Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599678 |
shit up fathead
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05-06-2015, 12:25 PM | #18 | |
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what did you really think would happen Anthony? Be honest? Even a two-bit horse faced scummy, cheating whore does not respect you. You are farther from the truth than you ever been, nay I say, ever. You have been a piece of trash your whole life, and part of it is how you were raised, raised to believe that mediocre was ok, and that values were non-existent. This same frightful negativity was the force which gravitated your sister's mouth to Negro thug Ween. Even worse, (and yes that is possible) is what it has done to you.
you are a loser. You are the worst kind of loser because not only do you revel in it and parade it around like a county fair hog when it suits you, but you also try and plump yourself up at the expense of other "weaker" people. I know the truth though, that you are the weakest. That is why no woman will ever respect you, and that is why you will never move up in the world. Your face is part of the problem as it screams "dirty, sloven, haphazard, lazy, gluttonous, savage, ignorant, and vulgar". The greater part of your problem is that for the last 20 years you have consistently made bad decisions. God, in his infinite wisdom, has sent various emmisaries to try and show you his love and desire that you repent and become enlightened, but you spurn them like you spurn going back to G.E.D. classes at the junior college. Your pathetic soul is allergic to success. Be honest, do you really think that you would get this girl to allow that? even that filthy cum dumpster with daddy issues? that little mousy tart? of course not. Add in the fact that you are on this pathetic message board bragging about your pathetic asinine juvenile conquests of devilry make you all the more wicked, and still my perpetual enemy. You just remember that in the future I will eviscerate you with a flaming war sword. I end you. You have only yet to begin to feel the effects of this fall. -V-
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05-06-2015, 12:27 PM | #19 |
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I told you to just do it I had no idea you were planning on asking lmfao of course she's going to say no
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05-06-2015, 12:32 PM | #20 |
39 NS, lost in votes once
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This website tho.
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