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ATTENTION CRIMINALS
ATTENTION NETCEES. SOME OF YOU ARE GUILTY OF MINOR OFFENCES NOT DESERVING OF JAIL TIME BUT CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED. SEE BELOW FOR THE CHARGE AND THE PUNISHMENT
@Storyteller CRIME: EXCESSIVE USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE SENTENCE: USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE IS DISALLOWED FOR THE NEXT WEEK. USE OF SAID FEATURE IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT @Sharp Nine @PancakeBrah CRIME: EXCESSIVE UNWARRANTED MUSIC-RELATED POSTS SENTENCE: DISCUSSION OF MUSIC DISALLOWED FOR 3 DAYS FOR CAKE AND 5 FOR SHARP. SINCE SHARP’S NAME IS A FAGGY MUSIC PUN IT IS TO BE CHANGED FOR THAT TIME PERIOD. DISCUSSION OF MUSIC IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT @Lecture @Atomic @Slowhands CRIME: DISORDERLY BOARDING, WANTON DISREGARD FOR PROPOSITION 17, FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF JOY SENTENCE: PROBATIONARY POSTING PERIOD OF NO LESS THAN 2 WEEKS. A WARNING WILL BE ISSUED FOR NEGALULZ AND SUBSEQUENTLY WILL BE CAUSE FOR IMPRISIONMENT @Flo Real CRIME: EXCESSIVE WHINING REALTED TO UNFAVORABLE RESPONSES TO VOTES, NEGLECT OF PROPOSITION 17 SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER WHINING WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED @SiK CRIME: GANG-RELATED AGGRESSION SENTENCE: LIFE ON PAROLE, CHARGES WILL BE REMOVED IF AGREED TO WORK AS AN INSIDE INFORMANT FOR THE NCPD @Nigma CRIME: POSTING WHILE IMPAIRED SENTENCE: BREATHALYZER TO BE ATTACHED TO NETCEES LOGIN PAGE FOR TWO (2) MONTHS, UPON WHICH IT WILL BE REMOVED @Aero CRIME: FIRST DEGREE USE OF A SLOW-IT-DOWN BAR SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER USE OF SAID BARS MAY NOT GO UNPUNISHED @Mr. J @IllCracka @Scripter CRIME: EVERY LINE IN NUMEROUS BATTLE CYPHERS SENTENCE: USE OF BATTLE CYPHERS IS DISALLOWED UNTIL EVIDENCED IMPROVEMENT VIA EITHER/OR: 1)READING OF ACTUAL BATTLES 2)USE OF TUTORING SECION 3) DIVINE INTERVENTION @mimic CRIMES: ATTEMPTED IDENTITY THEFT, UNWARRANTED SOLICITATION OF BUSINESS IN RESTRICTED ZONE SENTENCE: UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS BRITISH ACCENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. CARRY ON GOOD CITIZENS. |
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