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Old 12-12-2022, 03:56 AM   #21
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Old 12-12-2022, 07:55 AM   #22
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I haven't voted on text battling in a long time, so feel free to set aside my vote if you like, only voting because I was tagged and I'm bored.

Blue Bayou
I'ma wait til dark; hide a body in a freezer and deter the storm
Put him on Isolate at night - you'd think it was the current norm
Interesting idea, but 'deter the storm' felt forced and the 'o' in 'isolate' makes the wordplay not as tight as I would like
this battle's over. ur claim to fame is moot
when it comes to Jay/me- Oliver viewers will say I ate his food
Is Jay the name of one of the battlers in this battle? Assuming so, I like the idea, but using 'ate his food' instead of 'ate his lunch' made it feel a little forced, as I haven't heard anyone phrase it that way
I'd be in disbelief if the cat survived 1 squeeze from his back or side
It'd be like winning A Lottery Hab...which you'll need if I snap your spine
I'm assuming someone's name is 'Hab'? If that is the case, it's my favoutrite line so far and well worded
ur love life's looking bland; not mushy man. u lost the spark..
so call the fire department- ur girl's pussy cant get off of barc
This doesn't have any flow to me, too stop and start. And should he want to be mushy? Also, is 'Barc' another battler? Not feeling this
beat u 4x but lost1 by a vote aka greasy calls. hell of a joke
Barcelona round here; while U tender keep ye balls outta ur posts
This makes me think that Barc is another battler. The amount of references to other battlers makes it hard for me to appreciate a lot of these lines, so perhaps this is not a fair battle for me to vote on. Wordplay seems clever, but not feeling a harsh diss
last I checked u lost fall brawl to ILL NIKA... look coward.. levitate
u can catch this pumpernickel keep making u wanna push flours anyway
I see the idea, nice concept with the baking/food wordplay but the wording felt off to make it all come together
All his belt buckles are broken && his cupboards are full of gluten shit
Yeah I may tag battles; but he has Maytag battles w/ his oven from overusing it
This seemed simpler than the previous bars and I just wasn't feeling it
pussy stays quiet on forums - drama he avoided n ran
if he ever Toxicology up to slit his throat n poison his fam
You have to bend the hell out of 'toxicology' to turn it into 'talks I call a G' but I liked it a lot, maybe just for how creative and clever I found it
they'll find u dead on arrival beside ur bible chump
n if the tribe show up - we Blastoise thru ya screen.. Hydro Pump
Blastoise is a pokemon right? The turtle one? I liked the flow of this one better than most lines so far, short and sharp. I'm not sure 'hydro' works for me but I might be missing something. It was alright
dont look surprised. rookie - I will deliver
nobody even wanted Uterus pond. pussy - cry me a river
The 'you to respond' wordplay was clever but I don't understand why you would have uterus in the line for its original meaning. Are you connecting it to 'pussy'? Not feeling it

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Shark tank, if you trynna get in my business I might give you the stock
Drive by.. bullets banging at ur door, the polite thing is to knock
This was alright, the wording made it a little harder than it would have been otherwise
If I miss I'll loop, swoop, & pull - he get tied into a knot
mario kart, get surrounded by shells soon as I drive into the block
Might have a little bias here, I love Mario Kart, so I loved this reference. Nice
He get hit with a bullet, then get all dramatic
This bitch’ll be on the ground, feeling a round like Velma lost her glasses
Visual was interesting but otherwise this seemed basic
Get the revolver & make em eat the cannon
put the tre in his mouth, now he speaking spanish
This seems clever to me. Maybe it's played, because I haven't read battling for ages, but I liked this and can only go off what I've seen
If I call the hitter, shots fire.. ring after ring like shaq and Kobe
bodies drop if I get on the cell like a match with foley
Not feeling this, never liked wrestling lines
After the strap hits mace's temple u'll see how quickly he goes
Put a peace to the side of his head quicker than chun li's victory pose
Clever wordplay, another video game reference, it is alright but looking for more variety (more talking about all the gun bars here than the video game bars)
get rid of the body so quick u'll think I'd signed up for weight watchers
all black, masked up with a long nose, look like a plague doctor
Pretty basic other than the nice visual of the plague doctor
I been raising eyebrows and elbowing my way to the top like the rock doing
Mace's idea of layin the smack down is to stop using
Generally don't like wrestling bars but the 'laying the smack down' thing was nice, I liked this
ur bitch found out I left my ex & begged me to come and cuff her
I mean, I couldn’t get a second single like a one hit wonder
Not feeling this
She knows firsthand, I’m like the sound of a gong
I HAVE A POWERFUL DONG
I feel like I must be missing something here, some sort of reference I must be missing. Not feeling this

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Go “Big or Go Lebowski”…Blue, Watch How “This Dude Abides”…When Mace Puts The “Metal to Your Cheek, Kid” Like A “Playground Slide”…
First, not loving the formatting here, but putting that aside, this seemed a little basic. I think the wording is the problem, the playground slide metal could have been decent with tighter wording

WHATS IN THE BOX?...From Dawn To Dusk The Gats Gon’ Bust…
Cut These Dudes Down To Size…A Couple “Severance Packages” MaCe Hand’n Out Like “Elon Musk”…
You use a lot of movie references in your writing based on these first two lines. Again, at a base level, the idea of severance packages and Elon Musk is alright. There's something there, but you need a more clever delivery and tighter wording
Revenge Is “Sweet”…Smile Mothafucka’s…It’s “Candy’d-Camera”…
Punches “Take A Piece” From You “Day by Day” Like An “Advent Calendar”…
I see your theme here with candy, but it all seems a little disconnected outside of the theme. Also, using so many quotation marks makes even your clever ideas and lines seem basic. You have to trust the voters/readers more than that
A Couple Un-Worthy Challengers…Will This Battle Be Bought And Paid For Like Ukrainian Howlitzers?
Fuck It…I’ll ‘Snap Shots’ Till Blue’s Body-parts “Missing In Places” Like “Homesick Travelers”…
To me, your set-up line has nothing to do with the second line of the bar. The wording of the second line is one of your better efforts thus far, but still not connecting the separate ideas well
MaCe Droppin’ “Dream-Liners” That’ll Leave Blue “Boeing In The Wind”…
I’ll Kick In The Door Like B.I. Did…Automatic “Weapons Drawn” Like “Oliver Peck’s Crib”…
Just flat out not feeling any of this
The Situations Critical…MaCe…The Killable One Syllable…Word Is Born…MaCe Raps Around You Like An Umbilical…
This had so much potential to me. Wrapping around you like an umbilical cord. Something about stillbirth, dead, connect blue in the face when born to Blue Bayou. I felt like this could have been great. I have it as alright, mostly on potential
Put’n Both “Heads Under The Hood” Like “Pagan Rituals”…
Self-Appointed Moderator, Huh?…Who Fuckin’ Cares Bro…Blue Lettin “The Net Get To His Head” Like “Lunch Lady Apparel”…
What does 'apparel' rhyme with? Having trouble picking up the rhyme and flow of this bar, which is a shame, because it is one of your better executed concepts. Alright.
Im Already, Already…Blue Barely A Maybe…MaCe Mad-Ill-n’-All-Bright Like US Ambassador’s Baby…
Clever wordplay here with Madeline Albright, don't know about the 'baby' part of it though. Set up seemed weak. OK
Answer Chugging Along…Sucked Down Colostomy Bags Full Of Catheter Gravy…
Given the rhyme, was this supposed to be part of the last bar? Either way, hate this. Might be a personal thing, but I found this line to be disgusting, and not in a good way. Just gross
Punches Like Martial Artists…Answer’s Broke Ass Battling Behind Marshall’s & Targets…Battered and Bruce’d…MaCe Render Answer D-Earl-Lee Departed…
Not feeling this
Wouldn’t Wanna Be Ya…MaCe Handing Out A “Crushing Defeat” like “Travis Scott Performing In South Korea”…
Seems a bit basic. Not doing anything for me
Answer Trying To ‘Pussy Out On Me’ Like A “Female Eunuch”… You Was Only As Good As “Ya-Last-Hit!”…
So Ill Stick…Ya “Dick” In A “Hard-Drive”…Cuz Against MaCe You Get “Blown To Bits!”…
I'm assuming you were trying to connect the hard drive, to computer bits, but using 'blown' and 'dick' in the same bar makes it sound like you are going to blow him, so this doesn't really work as a diss

Blue had the most clever lines and his verse seemed the most ambitious. So I'd give him the win here. I'd have Answer next, too many gun lines for my taste, but I understand a lot of guys like that style. More direct than Blue but not quite as clever for my taste. And Mace for third. Some good ideas, but the wording, delivery and formatting would have to be tightened a lot for a verse like this to be competitive in my eyes. Good work everyone.

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Old 12-12-2022, 10:52 AM   #23
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evaD voted twice so the count atm

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Old 12-12-2022, 02:33 PM   #24
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if you ever tag me in a fucking battle post I'll retire you myself - not voting because (1) I'm awol only and (2) I'm biased towards one of the writers.
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I’m just gonna consider that a vote for me so

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Old 12-12-2022, 08:41 PM   #26
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if you ever tag me in a fucking battle post I'll retire you myself - not voting because (1) I'm awol only and (2) I'm biased towards one of the writers.
Appreciate your honesty -clap!-
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Great vote Ender! I dunno how you got confused on the blown to bits like, rap isn’t 100 % literal

Btw the smack down line is the most played in this battle. Answer, we’re going to 2001 my guy. Auto disqualification for biting 200 rappers from 2000 - 2010 when text Wes wouldn’t dare use a heroine/smack down line

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None of these votes count before my verse.

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Old 12-13-2022, 04:25 AM   #29
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Aero, we want line by line votes…not a couple highlights from two people you favor and bar you found of mine that was sub par.

Doesn’t count, you’ve been on my balls since day one and your IQ clearly shows here. Go focus elsewhere please, thanks little buddy
yea makes sense to discount a legends vote when 0 people have voted on the battle

shits dead brotha but ur really makin sure u fully kill it eh
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It's unfathomable how bad, and how gay, MaCes blown to bits bar is...

I know the guy sucks and is stuck in 2004 but man oh man I can't believe he actually posted that
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Mace got this
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V/answer since blue can’t stop swaying
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It's unfathomable how bad, and how gay, MaCes blown to bits bar is...

I know the guy sucks and is stuck in 2004 but man oh man I can't believe he actually posted that

My verse bodied you buddy

Should just throw out blue in this battle since Answer had the only other good verse
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Answer - 2
Blue - 1
Mace - 1

Is the count
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Should just throw out blue in this battle since Answer had the only other good verse
Buddy, did you even read my closer???

"Only other good verse" LMAOOO at thinking your verse wasnt a complete and utter embarrassment
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LMAO you guys have known each other for years. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. You guys are so silly. I love the passion.
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Buddy, did you even read my closer???

"Only other good verse" LMAOOO at thinking your verse wasnt a complete and utter embarrassment
I missed it. Musta been too flabbergasted by that super strong flour pumpernickel punchline

I don’t get the uterus pond punch at all
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MaCe's verse is in far far last place

there is nobody with over 3 braincells who will say otherwise

i don't even know the guy so this isn't even remotely hate related he's just absolutely horrific at this, i thought his verse was a troll no joke
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Mace saying he doesn’t get the most groundbreaking wordplay of the past century tells you all you need to know
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I get the wordplay you lobeless hemophiliac
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