THE ROAST OF CLAYTON HAGGARD AKA MALCOLM TECHS - Page 3

anime_boners · 11-19-2014, 10:02 PM

aaaaaaand

that's a wrap

lmfao

Badweather · 11-19-2014, 10:05 PM

HOLY SHIT!!!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Repped for life!

El Muffin · 11-19-2014, 10:09 PM

lord have mercy

the "doctor prescribed me .44 for my acne medication omg why" caption slaayed me i aint even gunna front

E Tha Real · 11-19-2014, 10:17 PM

No ragrets...

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-19-2014, 10:25 PM

Fucking leaneddd @ everything bb posted

Phew

Batty · 11-19-2014, 10:32 PM

Batty check in in bros...

This nigga lookin like a Cabbage Patch Kid with a Juice from Sons of Anarchy fade.

Lookin like the son of Otho from Beetlejuice and a female Snorlax

Lil bruh lookin like Malibootay Majin Bu.

Lookin like he does one push up and lands in a plate of powdered sugar

Lookin like the nephew of the lead singer for Smashmouth.

This nigga lookin he do stunt work in gay porn for Snack Packs

His eyebrows look like the legs on the spider in the middle of Spider-Man's chest emblem

Looks like Jack Black as the baby sasquatch in The Pick of Destiny

Batty · 11-19-2014, 10:44 PM

No hate, this nigga was legit in Stand by Me tho.

Hush · 11-19-2014, 10:59 PM

They shoulda made this wigga the new Redskins mascot

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 12:18 AM

nigga looking like Donkey Lips in the hood

introducing the white lesbian that got cut from Floetry

dude is rocking zumies outlet starter pack

nigga face got rhinoceros skin

how he got a tattoo ON TOP of a zit tho?!

YDK · 11-20-2014, 12:44 AM

This dude too pitiful to even roast...plus I prefer my roasts not to have acne...backne...crackknees or Meth allergies

E Tha Real · 11-20-2014, 12:45 AM

Guys allergic to water... He breaks out in pimples lolol

Spoken · 11-20-2014, 12:50 AM

Leaned

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 01:02 AM

TAKIN OFF OUR SHIRTS

GON LET DESE PIMPLES BURS

BURS
BURS
BURS

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-20-2014, 01:21 AM

Lookin like the 89th failed attempt at beating minesweeper

Lookin like he meditates to lil b on a spare piece of shag carpet from his families first trailer

Lookin like he buys mcdoubles with food stamps

Lookin like Muff got his face blown off from an oil fire and caurterized the wounds with bleach

Lookin like he uses jelly donut guts for lipstick

Writes fan fiction about cow tipping with Paul wall

Spoken · 11-20-2014, 01:30 AM

Leaned at cow tipping

Spoken · 11-20-2014, 01:30 AM

Looking like nick Carter a bum

anime_boners · 11-20-2014, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

Writes fan fiction about cow tipping with Paul wall

ENTITLED "STILL TIPPIN"

YDK · 11-20-2014, 01:40 AM

Omfg decimated @ Paul wall an still tipping lmfao

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-20-2014, 01:41 AM

Uses old insulin syringes to shoot heroin

Doesn't have a penis

Always plays scissor in roshambo

he played rock once

girlfriend ate it

Spoken · 11-20-2014, 01:44 AM

Played rock and ended up under one @Knucklehead

11-19-2014, 10:02 PM	#41
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	aaaaaaand that's a wrap lmfao __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

11-19-2014, 10:05 PM	#42
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,855 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	HOLY SHIT!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha!! Repped for life! __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

11-19-2014, 10:09 PM	#43
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230531	lord have mercy the "doctor prescribed me .44 for my acne medication omg why" caption slaayed me i aint even gunna front __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

11-19-2014, 10:59 PM	#48
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,042 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181417	They shoulda made this wigga the new Redskins mascot __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

11-20-2014, 12:18 AM	#49
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	nigga looking like Donkey Lips in the hood introducing the white lesbian that got cut from Floetry dude is rocking zumies outlet starter pack nigga face got rhinoceros skin how he got a tattoo ON TOP of a zit tho?! __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

11-19-2014, 10:17 PM	#44
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054891	No ragrets...

11-19-2014, 10:25 PM	#45
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899402	Fucking leaneddd @ everything bb posted Phew

11-19-2014, 10:32 PM	#46
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	Batty check in in bros... This nigga lookin like a Cabbage Patch Kid with a Juice from Sons of Anarchy fade. Lookin like the son of Otho from Beetlejuice and a female Snorlax Lil bruh lookin like Malibootay Majin Bu. Lookin like he does one push up and lands in a plate of powdered sugar Lookin like the nephew of the lead singer for Smashmouth. This nigga lookin he do stunt work in gay porn for Snack Packs His eyebrows look like the legs on the spider in the middle of Spider-Man's chest emblem Looks like Jack Black as the baby sasquatch in The Pick of Destiny

11-19-2014, 10:44 PM	#47
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899382	No hate, this nigga was legit in Stand by Me tho.

11-20-2014, 12:44 AM	#50
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	This dude too pitiful to even roast...plus I prefer my roasts not to have acne...backne...crackknees or Meth allergies __________________

11-20-2014, 12:45 AM	#51
E Tha Real yes really Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: NC Posts: 362 Battle Record: 7-9 Rep Power: 6054891	Guys allergic to water... He breaks out in pimples lolol

11-20-2014, 12:50 AM	#52
Spoken ...DA GAWD... Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,355 Battle Record: 13-34 Rep Power: 5860410	Leaned __________________ WP Po'ethics

11-20-2014, 01:02 AM	#53
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,085 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899386	TAKIN OFF OUR SHIRTS GON LET DESE PIMPLES BURS BURS BURS BURS __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

11-20-2014, 01:21 AM	#54
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899402	Lookin like the 89th failed attempt at beating minesweeper Lookin like he meditates to lil b on a spare piece of shag carpet from his families first trailer Lookin like he buys mcdoubles with food stamps Lookin like Muff got his face blown off from an oil fire and caurterized the wounds with bleach Lookin like he uses jelly donut guts for lipstick Writes fan fiction about cow tipping with Paul wall

11-20-2014, 01:30 AM	#55
Spoken ...DA GAWD... Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,355 Battle Record: 13-34 Rep Power: 5860410	Leaned at cow tipping __________________ WP Po'ethics

11-20-2014, 01:30 AM	#56
Spoken ...DA GAWD... Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,355 Battle Record: 13-34 Rep Power: 5860410	Looking like nick Carter a bum __________________ WP Po'ethics

11-20-2014, 01:40 AM	#58
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,564 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181109	Omfg decimated @ Paul wall an still tipping lmfao __________________

11-20-2014, 01:41 AM	#59
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899402	Uses old insulin syringes to shoot heroin Doesn't have a penis Always plays scissor in roshambo he played rock once girlfriend ate it

11-20-2014, 01:44 AM	#60
Spoken ...DA GAWD... Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,355 Battle Record: 13-34 Rep Power: 5860410	Played rock and ended up under one @Knucklehead __________________ WP Po'ethics