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Old 05-10-2019, 10:31 PM   #1
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How about 78 lines? :P

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Need to get your weight up before we get this battle underway...
Heard whether you black, white or asian is a matter of some debate
I'm the disaster of your age, lift the hatch the bunker's safe
I just wonder if you'll ever escape Fracture's sunken place...
He left stumped like "hey, he somehow knows that shook twerp?"
Sounds re-hearsed like exhumations when you come out of the woodwork
Lay a good verse but lame set up lines take up the page
I guess ain't much changed since your Mr. T/ Bladerunner days... (eh?)
Conversate with his surgeon, he's an invertebrate in the dirt kids
So this an asteroid in space versus a steroided waste of a person
They respect your cred, not dead rhyme schemes Resin M-I-C
But I'm off the map, on top of that no legend can-find-me
What you bring to the table is cheap that's why you ate for free
No food for thought, ya saving grace is the prey you seek
Nameless geeks vote for Resin even when you take a knee--
Grow from that... slavery; dog you make believe
Pretend what you say is deep, you tempting fate it seems
Make ya stomach this upset, cuz nothing Resin-ate's with me
Fucking wannabe gangster, I bet you were a nervous kid
Now you overcompensating, I'll even spit some words like him...
Aiiyo I shed blood like storage bins, when I get under skin ...
Even a crip'll straighten up like Verbal Kint!!
Shut up nerd you're shit, you barely beat that Jabari Black prick
From my stand-point your hands joined like teaching target practice
That's bang on accurate, just look at what hash-tags are
Bet you can't diss me without tapping into a space bar...
Or some lame Canadian stereotype topic
You dash too far from the M-I-C to ever capitalize on it
No surprise both my eyes just lost any interest
His lines so long winded a kite's sewn on when it's finished
He floats over text emcees like 'don't talk or mess with me'
Then coasts on his rep, yet it seems his boat's docked indefinitely
You hit n' miss like your domestic plea, let's discuss the facts
Go from spittin' sick to us saying "what the fuck was THAT?"
Plus the infant on your lap doesn't have the same genetics
So that douchebag the baby's left with is raising questions
Next major thread he better worry, maybe I'll enter early (fuck 1-2 punch)
I'm makin' sure he never win a-tourney like I'm in the jury
Your insults never differ; you spit raps that are clever...
But they all be gun lines like a capital letter
You trigger happy? Even better, what I'm spittin' is cut throat
Flexin' his muscles like "I haven't hit the gym in 6 months bro" (riiiiiight)
So half a year fans just closet homos; what kind of pic is that?
Looking like the kid from Split mixed and matched with Mr. Glass
This board stacked with sell outs, say one sentence then you've won
I guess you horde yourself out, Kevin Wendell Crumb
Give us a round of topics, son I'll stunt your growth
Watch how quick this chump's exposed when out of his comfort zone
Unbeknownst to him he's dethroned and scarred forever
Without a ruler art is better, but like your dick that's hard to measure
I make a "coo" stick like guitars, you get-tarred and feathered
When's the last time you rhymed more than one bar together? (Hmm)
Hardly ever, you a one trick pony with no horse in the race (max security)
All your punches lonely, rhyme schemes forced all over the place
Got toupee the toll, you pack the dome almost with ease...
But I broke the web that you weave, this cat-a-comb over tomb me
He's like "check my bicep, by September I'll hold this curl"
Resin am-I-senile or has muscle memory emboldened ya journal?
Fuck his pic, he lies; it's the rhymes that sold the world
And from the text he writes I Betty White like that Golden Girl (ha)
Leave no stone unturned, you look five foot twelve with hair
That's six feet under, dead man, I'm sure you're well aware
Ya shelf life's at the tail end, I can tell ya stale
Alpha male? I'm still unsure if this elf a male
You holding belts but I've failed to accept your hype
You only say-bull to me like Brock Lesnar's wife
You better fight, the gloves are off and you can't defeat me
Ya girl's a groupie, she even under-line-dancers like a cheat sheet
Seems we got signals crossed, you hung me out to dry, I'm baffled
What's your Wifi password? I couldn't get it from your wife, I asked her
Speaking of witch... talkin' shit about his bride won't matter
His spinal cord's on the tile floor of his chiropractor's
Take a crack at this? I'm flattered but it's a bumpy road ahead
Someone I know med up with the real you, placebo effect
They said you closed off, obsessed by how you're perceived by your friends
So in the end they let me in on your little secret instead (shhh)
But I know you'll sleep on this thread so l won't speak on the rest
In need of a guess? Maybe I'll tell people when we meet up again...

(Mahfucka.)
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Old 05-11-2019, 07:35 AM   #2
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OH SHIT

I need to read this
@Resin M-I-C

Edit: Dope shit as usual, Uni. I thought the ‘be gun lines’ and say-bull were your best but I fucked with this a lot. I hope he comes through, if not, I’ll take a shot at you myself. @Universe

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Old 05-18-2019, 05:03 AM   #3
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When U-N-I verse...

I won’t cry over spilt milk. I might have lost it to Cereal
but you had 60’s in stock and didn’t make Thai Die from the material.
You can’t wok with imperial battlers. The chinaman was eating ya dog
to a real MC, it ain’t take Qianlong to see why you lost.
Year Of The Hockey-Loving-Faggot has a ring to it Saturn prolly provided.
Your live shows have ‘em staring in like its a planetarium... ‘cause every body around sun just hovers in silence.
What kinda moron Axis for props when no one even got what alignment?
If they say you’re one of the nicest, they must mean out of common politeness.
You popped up excited as a Porn Ad, got closed down double-quick too,
so for lackin’ good shit ‘Thanks for nothing’ like your countrymen do.
I’ve been studying Uni verses with an astrophysicists help
if it’s any constellation, we discovered you cosmos this shit yourself.
It’s the televised moon landing to @Chyeahhh!!! when you brag so foolishly
a false flag with a little Buzz around an act of lunar-see.
The NASA crew with me. I blast rockets, you afraid to swing.
My Armstrong. It’s clear who’ll be first to step on the face of things.
I’ve made the bigger leaps and that’s why I’m ahead of you...
in light of what led us to this point, you must be high as the crescent moon.
Those lines were a centrifugal force from a fading superstar
you are far from dope, every Top 10 list spacedust two apart.
I’ll take the broom from Marvin The Martian to sweep this faggot clear
he’s the wackest here, while I’m someone even the stratosphere.
See I planeteer him a new one, and bet uranus I do
if Res keys his up, you’ll ‘peking duck’ like his favourite food.
Two sticks aimed at your noodle, ciao! Mayne in a box gettin’ cold
Res turned his asteroids, you’ll meteor maker if you comet me bro.
You felt on top of the globe when you pushed that verse on us at first
full of more gas and air than when Mother Earth finally does give birth.
I’m run-in circles around you like elliptical orbits
drinking the Milky Way dry, you-sup your finite resources.
You’re a primitive force which this lunar eclipse by the morning
it was mission aborted for you from the minute you launched it.
If you continuum more than sure our peer Saturn in their graves
you’ve Universe as your name ‘cause you’re in need of more personal space...

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Old 05-21-2019, 09:07 AM   #4
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man you really got me here, ur 2 legit dawg

i gotta forfeit
A lot of truth is said in jest...

You lazy fuck lol. Anyway, moving on.
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