06-02-2015, 01:32 AM | #1 |
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06-02-2015, 06:30 AM | #2 |
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Nikolis, the hypocrit... U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic. Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic. That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got. He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot. Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik. I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch. Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start. Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky in South Park. Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass. Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an Old Fag that I Smoked in the Past. Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams. If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween. He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops. Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock. Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills. Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will. pz. |
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I’ve beat…
Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isn’t impressin kids, trust me crank up the excuse machine… till the pop out clown screams “stop it, Hensley is rusty!” a fat boy beatin Coup & RB dudes doesn’t make ya look better listen to ya gut… cuz ur natural instincts are takin cake battles to expand ya food network haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers u gettin that work cuz my job’s to kill & harm kids for fun if surviving’s somethin’ u’ll manage… then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win… it’s not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off this mark is Drake soft & I’ma expose ya wack verse, J ya punchlines don’t only just suck… it’s like they’re motor-boating on real bad wordplay u think u got riders, but no one’s sweatin u nor ya shitty crew every one’s votin for Dohpe… not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career
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U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic. ehh decent at best That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got. He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot. lol dope Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik. I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch. cool flip Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start. Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky in South Park. ehh wording hurt this Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass. Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an Old Fag that I Smoked in the Past. nice i liked this Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams. If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween. decent here, a bit corny but still not bad He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops. Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock. alright, thought you could have tweeked this a little but again not bad Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills. Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will. not feelin this vs I’ve beat… Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isn’t impressin kids, trust me crank up the excuse machine… till the pop out clown screams “stop it, Hensley is rusty!” ok decent here a fat boy beatin Coup & RB dudes doesn’t make ya look better listen to ya gut… cuz ur natural instincts are takin cake battles to expand ya food network pretty good, i liked this haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers decent u gettin that work cuz my job’s to kill & harm kids for fun if surviving’s somethin’ u’ll manage… then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun pretty good bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win… it’s not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off nah no rhyme here this mark is Drake soft & I’ma expose ya wack verse, J ya punchlines don’t only just suck… it’s like they’re motor-boating on real bad wordplay ehh not feelin this either u think u got riders, but no one’s sweatin u nor ya shitty crew every one’s votin for Dohpe… not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too good i liked this Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career i get it but it didnt hit for me This was a good battle, somewhat even in quotes and both came pretty damn good. J Hens just edges it with consistency and his good punches were better than nik's good punches. Also nik's misses were softer than hens' misses. Vote: J Hens |
06-06-2015, 09:50 AM | #9 |
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U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic. - nice personal. That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got. He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot. - this was good. Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik. I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch. - tired of seeing Bruce Jenner concepts but the wording was clean as fuck. He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops. Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock. - this was dope. vs Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isn’t impressin kids, trust me crank up the excuse machine… till the pop out clown screams “stop it, Hensley is rusty!” - Solid personal. haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers - this was cool, lol. u gettin that work cuz my job’s to kill & harm kids for fun if surviving’s somethin’ u’ll manage… then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun - dope, I fucks w/ this. this mark is Drake soft & I’ma expose ya wack verse, J ya punchlines don’t only just suck… it’s like they’re motor-boating on real bad wordplay - lol, comedy. u think u got riders, but no one’s sweatin u nor ya shitty crew every one’s votin for Dohpe… not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too - I thought this was pretty cool flip on an old concept. Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career - good. OVERALL - IDK, but I think Nik got the edge here w/ a few more effective punches. Hens had some nice bars, but a couple of played ones that I felt hurt him. Example's are the Smoke a Fag, South Park reference and the Halloween bar. Even the Jenner reference was played to me, but I quoted it because his wording and execution were clean and slick, so figured I'd give him credit for it. Living Will had potential, but I think resorting to a simile kind of killed it for me, IDK. But with that being said... Nik-A got it. Last edited by Glossy Finish Dick Lips; 06-06-2015 at 09:52 AM. |
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Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams.
If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween. He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops. Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock. Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills. Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will. those three were cool. crows feet was ur best alcoholic/shot. fag/smoke. shit/mr hanky (wtf). <-- all played out and u should know that v haven’t faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered u not only scared of this beat down… u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win… it’s not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off Username used to help u stay hot so let’s address it, queer a breakdown this cold… shows there’s a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career it showed that u haven't battled in a while. very wordy compared to ur usual verses. ehh i'll probably vote nik-a because his lotb was better than Hens's vote ill nik |
06-06-2015, 02:05 PM | #11 |
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Hens.
opener was a decent personal closet alcy was dope. Idc if shot is played. Closet alcy is evocative. The entendre is hilarious both ways. But mainly the first way. I.e hiding in the closet to come out n have a shot lol jenner us nah Mr hanky seems old but ok old fag. Played but efficient n effective. I think u can use a bunch of old concepts long as u string em together well See my dead see/assault/lyin down lune in kgp Real winner was cool So was crows feet Closer was eh Illnikkkaaaa Opener Lotb lmao cake battles . There's some comeplexity there. The entendre on expand ur food network Is jacked though. If I'm being 100 beat down . This is that shit. Vintage manage. Ehh the flow was soo choppy in this. Plus the word association was eh/loose to me. Manage/disgruntled employes kill u blah motorboating on real bad wordplay was like Chris Farley farting on stage Voting for DOHpe seems played but I hvt seen it. Nice breakdown so COLD was wack Iono. I saw glimpses of vintage shit from u both I think hens was more efficient 4 quotes to 3 I counted V/hens
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06-06-2015, 11:07 PM | #13 |
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Hensley... Crows feet, fresh
Nika... Punches the fingers, nice imagery Both opened with a personal, thought Nik was more creative. Hensley was more consistent, even though son concepts bern done before Nika lost me w/ his last couple, felt reachy. V/ Hensley in a close one... Great battle for this league |
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U better come w/ magic, that quote is somethin tragic.
Cuz I said the exact same thing as you... after you won the Summer Classic. cool personal tie in, not real hardhitting though That makes me laugh a lot, don't act like u get props u haven't got. He ain't a closet alcoholic, but had to wait til everybody left just to have a shot. this was a dope twist... especially after the opener Please, will u quit.. I read your shit recently, Nik. I'm the one bein' Jennerous.. but you're the one famous for bein' a bitch. wasn't really feelin this Ur clouts garb, say u get chicks, but that's when my doubts start. Bitches laugh at this piece of shit more than Mr. Hanky in South Park. mmmkay. mmmkay. smooth but I think I seen/used the play before Ur hopeless and trash, & I beat you before u were totally ass. Kinda like my first cigarette, he's just an Old Fag that I Smoked in the Past. haha execution was nice again... fag & cig play pretty old though Ur just a joke, it's a fact, I've seen your shallow dreams. If any1 says you Look like a Real Winner, u musta dressed as me for Halloween. ...this the first time you usin this? looks too familiar to me He's texted since 95', so it's only fair to ask that this guy stops. Seriously, ur eyes have Crows Feet big enough to pick up actual livestock. haha nice Ur kids R prolly old enough to battle & that gives me chills. Pretty soon you'll be in the NBL, Writing for your Offspring like a Living Will. solid finish vs. Ive beat Kung, Resin & Butler so defeatin u isnt impressin kids, trust me crank up the excuse machine till the pop out clown screams stop it, Hensley is rusty! nice a fat boy beatin Coup & RB dudes doesnt make ya look better listen to ya gut cuz ur natural instincts are takin cake battles to expand ya food network okay... decent idea but didn't really hit havent faced anyone good in ages so u confused & hindered u not only scared of this beat down u watchin every one of my punches through ya fingers I like this one u gettin that work cuz my jobs to kill & harm kids for fun if survivings somethin ull manage then disgruntled employees are lined up by ur car with a gun concept was good but execution was off though bet u gettin murked & got cash if u wanna shake, bruh stop tryin to pin ya hopes on a win its not like ya thumb wrestlin tactics are gonna pay off idk, creative but didn't really work for me this mark is Drake soft & Ima expose ya wack verse, J ya punchlines dont only just suck its like theyre motor-boating on real bad wordplay nah u think u got riders, but no ones sweatin u nor ya shitty crew every ones votin for Dohpe not cuz u are, we just want it to be legal in our city too pretty simple play on Dohpe but cool, current twist Username used to help u stay hot so lets address it, queer a breakdown this cold shows theres a huge stain of spilled antifreeze under ur text career ehhh Real difficult to call this one. Nice to see a couple wily old vets sluggin it out again. A couple haymakers on each side... That said, both are still showin some rust too Hens got the wording on point but Mr. Hankey, Old Fag, & Halloween just weren't fresh Nik-A was a bit more creative throughout... but the execution wasn't there on a handful Hensley cool peeps so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt he didn't use Halloween before. Liked closet alcoholic, crow feet, & living will. Excuse machine, thru his fingers, Dohpe from Nika. The misses were harder to compare because they missed for different reasons. Damn... overall I gotta edge it to Hensley here by a hair V/ JH Last edited by Junto; 06-08-2015 at 03:52 AM. |
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