[Round 3] 1. Stamps vs 3. FatGingerZ — Stamps advances

[Answer]

8 lines per PERSON. That's 16 lines per TEAM no more & no less
If both teams agree to it, you can do more than 16 lines. 16 is the absolute minimum.
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Check in by 1/29/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST
You won't be disqualified if you don't check in, but please just do it. It's a common courtesy
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Verses due Friday, 2/4/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST (yes, Eastern)
It's a lot of time and not a lot of lines, don't ask for extensions
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All the usual rules apply (No biting, recycling, pm'ing for votes, etc.)

If you complete your verse early, feel free to post it or send it to me via PM. I will only post verses once both teams have submitted.

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@~RustyGunZ~ @UserName @Blue Bayou @UPN Zuch

[Answer]

Username/Seth verse against Blue/Zuch:

Hey Blue…
It’s weird how his wife is, I bet she puts fear in the righteous
She beats him daily, & he eats battery after battery like Alan’s hearing devices
And Zuch? That big nosed bitch can get hit in his fat beak
The only addict doing lines off the dash without leaving his backseat
Matt’s nothing but a meager dude playing Peek-A-Boo
Thomas could’ve been stillborn, he’d still have the same physique as you
Went from battlers to NFT collectors, but I’m still calling these men queers
Cuz that transition ain’t got shit on the one your kids are undergoing in 10 years

Seth:
Seth couldn’t make it
I didn’t wanna fake it
Gave y’all 8 good lines, I’d rather have something there
…Then I gave y’all 8 shit lines, like Blues underwear
I hate this place
I’d rather watch amazing race
But the saving grace
Is I’m Tony, so even if I Flake I’m GRRRRRREAT

[Answer]

Blue/Zuch verse against Seth/User:

Tony double dips his chicken wings & fiendss as his hand stretches
can see the seams of his pants stressing. not since the set of Yellowstone have i seen so much Ranch Dressing
the truth is, i got a forine and it’s been booked for drag racing
User’s got a 4 In. too...don’t believe me shiiit go and look at Bags painting
DROWNING in pussy as we party at the nest
Stamps are Heart Throbs. you’re both another Krispy Kream away from cardiac arrest
got the kind of gats that’ll have you pussy’s flailing n’ shit
Extended barrels - glocks got Bigger Attachments then you fags emailing your pics
c’monnnn Fat Jewish, you never earned a rep with a gat
such a wannabe gangster at ur wedding you yelled Molooo-Tov as you stepped on the glass
& those NFT flips got the Cord looking at Knuckle terribly
the short little pumps aren't impressing anyone…like what ur wife says at couples therapy
a lot of cats claim you were good at running shit but i doubt their thinking
when it comes to Moderation i'd say you were about as good as Ouch’s drinking
& Seth claims to be a "math genius " but we know its a farce
last time he Carried a 1 was helping Users bitch get home from the bar

[Answer]

It’s weird how his wife is, I bet she puts fear in the righteous
She beats him daily, & he eats battery after battery like Alan’s hearing devices

I dig this, and it's accurate tbh. I go through a battery like every 2 days

And Zuch? That big nosed bitch can get hit in his fat beak
The only addict doing lines off the dash without leaving his backseat

not a huge haymaker but it's funny so it lands for me

Matt’s nothing but a meager dude playing Peek-A-Boo
Thomas could’ve been stillborn, he’d still have the same physique as you

cool

Went from battlers to NFT collectors, but I’m still calling these men queers
Cuz that transition ain’t got shit on the one your kids are undergoing in 10 years

solid closer

Seth:
Seth couldn’t make it
I didn’t wanna fake it
Gave y’all 8 good lines, I’d rather have something there
…Then I gave y’all 8 shit lines, like Blues underwear
I hate this place
I’d rather watch amazing race
But the saving grace
Is I’m Tony, so even if I Flake I’m GRRRRRREAT

lol




Tony double dips his chicken wings & fiendss as his hand stretches
can see the seams of his pants stressing. not since the set of Yellowstone have i seen so much Ranch Dressing

cool, long af line though. and that's coming from the dude known for long af lines

the truth is, i got a forine and it’s been booked for drag racing
User’s got a 4 In. too...don’t believe me shiiit go and look at Bags painting

is forine supposed to be foreign? lmao lay off the white claws my dude. Line's dope though

DROWNING in pussy as we party at the nest
Stamps are Heart Throbs. you’re both another Krispy Kream away from cardiac arrest

cool. the idea's new to me and i dig it because it feels like an elegantly obvious kind of bar that i'd expect to have seen before

got the kind of gats that’ll have you pussy’s flailing n’ shit
Extended barrels - glocks got Bigger Attachments then you fags emailing your pics

lol this is dope

c’monnnn Fat Jewish, you never earned a rep with a gat
such a wannabe gangster at ur wedding you yelled Molooo-Tov as you stepped on the glass

ok, kinda funny but not to my preference

& those NFT flips got the Cord looking at Knuckle terribly
the short little pumps aren't impressing anyone…like what ur wife says at couples therapy

solid

a lot of cats claim you were good at running shit but i doubt their thinking
when it comes to Moderation i'd say you were about as good as Ouch’s drinking

alright, i feel like this general idea has been done before

& Seth claims to be a "math genius " but we know its a farce
last time he Carried a 1 was helping Users bitch get home from the bar

cool closer



seth/tony highlights:

It’s weird how his wife is, I bet she puts fear in the righteous
She beats him daily, & he eats battery after battery like Alan’s hearing devices
And Zuch? That big nosed bitch can get hit in his fat beak
The only addict doing lines off the dash without leaving his backseat

blue/zuch highlights:
the truth is, i got a forine and it’s been booked for drag racing
User’s got a 4 In. too...don’t believe me shiiit go and look at Bags painting
DROWNING in pussy as we party at the nest
Stamps are Heart Throbs. you’re both another Krispy Kream away from cardiac arrest
got the kind of gats that’ll have you pussy’s flailing n’ shit
Extended barrels - glocks got Bigger Attachments then you fags emailing your pics


not really a whole lot to say here. Tony had a good verse but obviously seth is useless. Blue was wigging throughout


v/ stamps

[UserName]

Good battle boys, terrible voting Answer (jk)

[Dominate]

Definitely not the outcome I was expecting after seeing Knuck’s post wanting to go more bars and the rest of you didn’t even check in haha.

Enjoyed both verses. Even “Seth’s” contribution was funny. Lines from the backseat was LOL, other three were cool too. Nothing huge in Blue’s verse but he did what he does - consistently decent concepts with excellent execution. Closer probably my favourite but heart throbs and attachments were nice too. Might have been a close match up if User had wanted to write the full 16 but yah as is it’s 8 cool lines vs 16 of them so obviously v/ Stamps.

[Resin M-I-C]

backseat

vs

ranch dressing
bigger attachments


blue and zuch came consistent, i didnt get the bags line.. everything was either okay or solid.. users short verse was enjoyable, opener was almost a quotable.. half a verse just too much to overcome..

blue and zuch takes it

[evaD]

This would’ve probably been a tough call if it was evenly contested

Backseat

Carried a 1
Heart throbs
Ranch dressing

Were highlights

Vote - Blooch

[Answer]

4 - 0 Stamps