[Round 2] 3. -FatGingerZ- vs 4. Blue Chews for Jaden — FatGingerz advance

[Answer]

6 lines per PERSON. That's 12 lines per TEAM no more & no less
If both teams agree to it, you can do more than 12 lines. 12 is the absolute minimum.
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Check in by 1/19/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST
You won't be disqualified if you don't check in, but please just do it. It's a common courtesy
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Verses due Friday, 1/21/2022 at 11:59 p.m. EST (yes, Eastern)
It's a lot of time and not a lot of lines, don't ask for extensions
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All the usual rules apply (No biting, recycling, pm'ing for votes, etc.)

If you complete your verse early, feel free to post it or send it to me via PM. I will only post verses once both teams have submitted.

Don't bitch about votes. If you have any complaints, PM me directly and I will assess the situation. Votes without explanations or that appear to be aliases will not be accepted
@~RustyGunZ~ @UserName @Fracture @Destroyer

[Fracture]

frac/des verse against seth/user:

Thank u Seth for the discord, that banging chat is where it's at
But it's funny as shit when u reply 'Gone' because we know ur still there and fat
Its apparent that one of yous dope while the other sways with paragraphs
Except seth is like 15 Aloes so hows tone gonna be able to carry that?
Ur wife sees u bare and laughs while i have sex w/ a tight nice breasted delight
yea jadens 19 but maaan your kids gonna be mentally nine for the rest of its life
user u sad bitch. tag champ???? bro, u stay depressed
only thing u got “in the bag” is the fluid from that leg abscess
i watch ur life spiral, while other cats be scheming funds
but to you, NFT is just what ur lower belly stays dreaming of
weighs thousands of pounds. but des don’t hate. u got a disease, man
u were causing 5G issues on planes loooong before they switched on the C band

[~RustyGunZ~]

Seth’s kid is a retard, Fracs kid is legendary
But only if y’all swapped kids would anyone believe it’s hereditary
Frac has thought this out, can’t get caught with all the kids he fucks
Meanwhile, Des’ only decent plans come with a free year of Disney Plus
Fracs a shit father, but I’m not trying to scrutinize, bud
For Christmas, his daughter got a heart emoji and a supervised hug
Des’ girl has monster energy, she needs it to get his old dick inside her
Frac’s girl has Monster Energy too, as chaser for the drinks he buys her
Fracs a worthless father, dating young kids is his mission
He’s used to bitches walking all over him, that’s how Ryann gets to the kitchen
Des’ photoshops are great, can’t describe how much joy it stole
I’d photoshop Jaden onto your last kid, but I can’t blend her face on a toilet bowl

[evaD]

Thank u Seth for the discord, that banging chat is where it's at
But it's funny as shit when u reply 'Gone' because we know ur still there and fat
Lol nice
Its apparent that one of yous dope while the other sways with paragraphs
Except seth is like 15 Aloes so hows tone gonna be able to carry that?
It’s ok
Ur wife sees u bare and laughs while i have sex w/ a tight nice breasted delight
yea jadens 19 but maaan your kids gonna be mentally nine for the rest of its life
Damn
user u sad bitch. tag champ???? bro, u stay depressed
only thing u got “in the bag” is the fluid from that leg abscess
Lol nice but could’ve worded better
i watch ur life spiral, while other cats be scheming funds
but to you, NFT is just what ur lower belly stays dreaming of
don’t get it sorry
weighs thousands of pounds. but des don’t hate. u got a disease, man
u were causing 5G issues on planes loooong before they switched on the C band
lol it’s good but 5G to 5000 lbs doesn’t quite work




Seth’s kid is a retard, Fracs kid is legendary
But only if y’all swapped kids would anyone believe it’s hereditary
Lol
Frac has thought this out, can’t get caught with all the kids he fucks
Meanwhile, Des’ only decent plans come with a free year of Disney Plus
Lmao
Fracs a shit father, but I’m not trying to scrutinize, bud
For Christmas, his daughter got a heart emoji and a supervised hug
Dsmn
Des’ girl has monster energy, she needs it to get his old dick inside her
Frac’s girl has Monster Energy too, as chaser for the drinks he buys her
Lmaoo
Fracs a worthless father, dating young kids is his mission
He’s used to bitches walking all over him, that’s how Ryann gets to the kitchen
Lol
Des’ photoshops are great, can’t describe how much joy it stole
I’d photoshop Jaden onto your last kid, but I can’t blend her face on a toilet bowl
Jesus


This was entertaining and both were hilarious with alll the personals but I think user and Seth were more consistently good,

Vote fat gingers

[UPN Zuch]

Nice battle here


Not gonna break it down line by line. Fatgingerz had some fire though. Opener, Disney plus and supervised hug (lmao) we’re nice. Fell off a bit from there.

Frac and des started good as well but slightly less hitting and then trailed off in the second half.


Good battle though


Vote gingers

[Aero]

Frac / Des:

Thank u Seth for the discord, that banging chat is where it's at
But it's funny as shit when u reply 'Gone' because we know ur still there and fat
lol typically this is a dumb punchline but I chuckled bc it's true
Its apparent that one of yous dope while the other sways with paragraphs
Except seth is like 15 Aloes so hows tone gonna be able to carry that?
like Aloe the textcee? Was he fat? You cant reference people who dont post here ever and think it's okay
Ur wife sees u bare and laughs while i have sex w/ a tight nice breasted delight
yea jadens 19 but maaan your kids gonna be mentally nine for the rest of its life
If you're dating a 19 yr old you've won at life... kid mentally 9, yeeaaaa ok it's just not there for me..
user u sad bitch. tag champ???? bro, u stay depressed
only thing u got “in the bag” is the fluid from that leg abscess
lol that's gross.. punch is like alright
i watch ur life spiral, while other cats be scheming funds
but to you, NFT is just what ur lower belly stays dreaming of
lol this is silly but I get it. Enough T ha,
weighs thousands of pounds. but des don’t hate. u got a disease, man
u were causing 5G issues on planes loooong before they switched on the C band
haha damn okay


User / Seth:

Seth’s kid is a retard, Fracs kid is legendary
But only if y’all swapped kids would anyone believe it’s hereditary
you just called Seth's kid a retard. I don't get how you can redeem that lolololol
Frac has thought this out, can’t get caught with all the kids he fucks
Meanwhile, Des’ only decent plans come with a free year of Disney Plus
I like where this was going.. needed some tightening
Fracs a shit father, but I’m not trying to scrutinize, bud
For Christmas, his daughter got a heart emoji and a supervised hug
I lol'ed
Des’ girl has monster energy, she needs it to get his old dick inside her
Frac’s girl has Monster Energy too, as chaser for the drinks he buys her
drawn out.. doesn't sting
Fracs a worthless father, dating young kids is his mission
He’s used to bitches walking all over him, that’s how Ryann gets to the kitchen
LOL yo.. hahaha
Des’ photoshops are great, can’t describe how much joy it stole
I’d photoshop Jaden onto your last kid, but I can’t blend her face on a toilet bowl
your photoshop skills need improvement... the punch was okay.. You tried it..


This is too close to call for me right now. I'll need to do a numbers system. Alright so this was a cool little battle. Found myself chuckling more at User's bars though so I gotta give it to User / Seth

[Saint]

ive got fat gingerz here, a bit more consistent, wording was crisper.
decent plans been done on him. liked the latter half more imo.
blue chews had the opener which was funny, and true.
then the closer. lows there was the aloe line & NFT.
in the bag could've been better imo.

vote FG

[Blue Bayou]

Funny battle guys

"Gone" opener was a funny jab
Partner carry idea been done but was funny
19 / autism kid personal was pretty jokes
In the bag solid
Enough t, yaa in slang I guess it works but a bit of a stretch for.me.. funny punch tho
5gs funny

Vs.

Opener lmao. Subtle wording was dope
Disney punch loll and a good personal
Supervised hug was a body bag... worded perfectly
Lol.monster energy a good Jaden punch and concept
The kitchen bar lmao pretty good
Closer a cool attempt st the double discord personal .. solid for the abortion angle that's been done to death


Great read with some solid comedy throughout. User and Seth just didn't really "miss" and hat lotb so to me they edged it

Props to all

[bare ryu]

blue chews for jaden

Thank u Seth for the discord, that banging chat is where it's at
But it's funny as shit when u reply 'Gone' because we know ur still there and fat
lmao
Its apparent that one of yous dope while the other sways with paragraphs
Except seth is like 15 Aloes so hows tone gonna be able to carry that?
i dont get the reference sadly
Ur wife sees u bare and laughs while i have sex w/ a tight nice breasted delight
yea jadens 19 but maaan your kids gonna be mentally nine for the rest of its life
yikes
user u sad bitch. tag champ???? bro, u stay depressed
only thing u got “in the bag” is the fluid from that leg abscess
this is light at best
i watch ur life spiral, while other cats be scheming funds
but to you, NFT is just what ur lower belly stays dreaming of
missing for me. wordlplays a bit weird
weighs thousands of pounds. but des don’t hate. u got a disease, man
u were causing 5G issues on planes loooong before they switched on the C band
decent closer

fatgingerz

Seth’s kid is a retard, Fracs kid is legendary
But only if y’all swapped kids would anyone believe it’s hereditary
lmfao damn
Frac has thought this out, can’t get caught with all the kids he fucks
Meanwhile, Des’ only decent plans come with a free year of Disney Plus
nice
Fracs a shit father, but I’m not trying to scrutinize, bud
For Christmas, his daughter got a heart emoji and a supervised hug
light jab but funny
Des’ girl has monster energy, she needs it to get his old dick inside her
Frac’s girl has Monster Energy too, as chaser for the drinks he buys her
ok
Fracs a worthless father, dating young kids is his mission
He’s used to bitches walking all over him, that’s how Ryann gets to the kitchen
pretty funny
Des’ photoshops are great, can’t describe how much joy it stole
I’d photoshop Jaden onto your last kid, but I can’t blend her face on a toilet bowl
yikes

yeah im going with seth/user on this one. felt like the gingers were a bit more consistent