ITT THREAD DLB EXPLAINS WHY HE IS LOOKING FOR EMPLOYMENT AS A BABYSITTER

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 05:08 PM

ARE YOU A FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD GIRL?

ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE YOUR BOYFRIEND OVER AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON THE COUCH AFTER YOU PUT THE KIDS TO BED?

WILL THE DAD GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME AFTER HE AND HIS WIFE RETURN FROM AN ENJOYABLE EVENING AWAY FROM SUZY AND BILLY?

AND REALLY THOUGH, WHO THE FUCK WOULD HIRE A MONGOLOID LOOKING JIGGABOO LIKE YOU TO WATCH THEIR CHILDREN?

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 05:29 PM

@Coogi Sweater Swag

Passenger · 03-03-2014, 05:43 PM

sup bags jr.

lol @ saying babysitting is girly shit. good shit mike

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 05:59 PM

COOGIE, BAGS ONCE POSTED AN INDIANA JONES CRACK IN THE WHIP LINE THREE MINUTES AFTER I POSTED A BETTER ONE IN A GIMMICK LEAGUE FOUR YEARS AGO

NETCEES BYLAW 363 STATES THAT I CAN NOW STEAL HIS GIMMICK ONCE A MONTH FOR THE PROSPERITY OF THE BOARD

and really babysitting isn't a 15 year old girls job? good one dood

Passenger · 03-03-2014, 06:01 PM

idk if i should slay the 3 chinned dragon

but mike, 1. do you work at all? (spending days writing TOPICALS don't count)

2. u having to dickride son's style and being mediocre is sad.

hit the bench

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 06:05 PM

yes I am employed

you aspire to be a babysitter

female middle schoolers are what you want to be

this cant be life you big headed bastard

Passenger · 03-03-2014, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

yes I am employed

you aspire to be a babysitter

female middle schoolers are what you want to be

this cant be life you big headed bastard

what do you do for a living? answer that

if it's anything stupid or idiotic, i will revert to roasting you

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 06:14 PM

do not threaten me

you cannot come into this thread making demands when you have not answered my original questions

wanna battle? oh we just did. how is that working out for you?

Ghost1 · 03-03-2014, 06:15 PM

I already made this thread earlier, u look corny as fuck.

Passenger · 03-03-2014, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

do not threaten me

you cannot come into this thread making demands when you have not answered my original questions

wanna battle? oh we just did. how is that working out for you?

the irrelevance of this is just lolz

u call me out and then cower in fear after u get questioned about ur occupation

i never knew a txt battle was valuable in the REAL world either. but congrats, u've decided to completely embarass yourself

Passenger · 03-03-2014, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamborghini Bags

I already made this thread earlier, u look corny as fuck.

/thread

Ghost1 · 03-03-2014, 06:25 PM

Get off my dick dlb u mullato piece of shit.

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coogi Sweater Swag

the irrelevance of this is just lolz

u call me out and then cower in fear after u get questioned about ur occupation

i never knew a txt battle was valuable in the REAL world either. but congrats, u've decided to completely embarass yourself

hahahhahaha you are so successful irl DLB. you are a cashier. and aspiring to be a babysitter. im so embarrassed

wait no im not

you want to be a babysitter.

i will continue to laugh at you

Passenger · 03-03-2014, 06:27 PM

ur occupation has yet to be said fat boy

& bags, u have a thread of your own. leave this at once

Sharp · 03-03-2014, 06:30 PM

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 06:40 PM

I am 215 pds , six foot tall.

is that fat ?

I don't have to divulge my occupation to you. you offered yours up all on your own.

lmao @babysitter . you don't think that's strange?

this thread was intended for the purpose of you explaining to us why you think that's ok

Passenger · 03-03-2014, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

I am 215 pds , six foot tall.

is that fat ?

I don't have to divulge my occupation to you. you offered yours up all on your own.

lmao @babysitter . you don't think that's strange?

this thread was intended for the purpose of you explaining to us why you think that's ok

lol @ you being shook & at u giving your weight and height like there aren't ppl your size and height who weigh the same but have a gut and out of shape. and pounds is abbreviated as lbs, ur an idiot

explain exactly why u think babysitting is strange plz, u sound insecure

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 06:51 PM

you are answering every question with a question in an attempt to dodge the question

you have already lost . im done here

Diode · 03-03-2014, 07:25 PM

mike who is this new persona and what brought him about

if youre gonna be a supervillain we need a back story

Mike Wrecka · 03-03-2014, 07:28 PM

I was the first person to dislike DLB

he said people that write topicals are soft

then months later, when he thought it was safe, he said he wants to be a babysitter

I couldn't resist making this thread. it needs to be documented for future NCGs

03-03-2014, 05:08 PM	#1
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,523 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	ITT THREAD DLB EXPLAINS WHY HE IS LOOKING FOR EMPLOYMENT AS A BABYSITTER ARE YOU A FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD GIRL? ARE YOU GOING TO INVITE YOUR BOYFRIEND OVER AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON THE COUCH AFTER YOU PUT THE KIDS TO BED? WILL THE DAD GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME AFTER HE AND HIS WIFE RETURN FROM AN ENJOYABLE EVENING AWAY FROM SUZY AND BILLY? AND REALLY THOUGH, WHO THE FUCK WOULD HIRE A MONGOLOID LOOKING JIGGABOO LIKE YOU TO WATCH THEIR CHILDREN? __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-03-2014, 05:29 PM	#2
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,523 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	@Coogi Sweater Swag __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-03-2014, 05:59 PM	#4
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,523 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	COOGIE, BAGS ONCE POSTED AN INDIANA JONES CRACK IN THE WHIP LINE THREE MINUTES AFTER I POSTED A BETTER ONE IN A GIMMICK LEAGUE FOUR YEARS AGO NETCEES BYLAW 363 STATES THAT I CAN NOW STEAL HIS GIMMICK ONCE A MONTH FOR THE PROSPERITY OF THE BOARD and really babysitting isn't a 15 year old girls job? good one dood __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-03-2014, 06:05 PM	#6
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,523 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	yes I am employed you aspire to be a babysitter female middle schoolers are what you want to be this cant be life you big headed bastard __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-03-2014, 06:14 PM	#8
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,523 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	do not threaten me you cannot come into this thread making demands when you have not answered my original questions wanna battle? oh we just did. how is that working out for you? __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-03-2014, 05:43 PM	#3
Passenger god Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 275 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	sup bags jr. lol @ saying babysitting is girly shit. good shit mike

03-03-2014, 06:01 PM	#5
Passenger god Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 275 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	idk if i should slay the 3 chinned dragon but mike, 1. do you work at all? (spending days writing TOPICALS don't count) 2. u having to dickride son's style and being mediocre is sad. hit the bench

03-03-2014, 06:27 PM	#14
Passenger god Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 275 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	ur occupation has yet to be said fat boy & bags, u have a thread of your own. leave this at once

03-03-2014, 06:40 PM	#16
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,523 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	I am 215 pds , six foot tall. is that fat ? I don't have to divulge my occupation to you. you offered yours up all on your own. lmao @babysitter . you don't think that's strange? this thread was intended for the purpose of you explaining to us why you think that's ok __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-03-2014, 06:51 PM	#18
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,523 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	you are answering every question with a question in an attempt to dodge the question you have already lost . im done here __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

03-03-2014, 07:25 PM	#19
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,156 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899406	mike who is this new persona and what brought him about if youre gonna be a supervillain we need a back story __________________

03-03-2014, 07:28 PM	#20
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,523 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	I was the first person to dislike DLB he said people that write topicals are soft then months later, when he thought it was safe, he said he wants to be a babysitter I couldn't resist making this thread. it needs to be documented for future NCGs __________________ A.bove T.he R.est