The streets taught me valuable lessons

[~RustyGunZ~]

Dagel calling himself a Viking?

Can someone link the video where he’s crying on YouTube about not having any friends or family that care about him and how he’s running away?

[Civil Rawr xD]

Originally Posted by Soule

Your challenge, you travel. Come to Oregon and I'll show you how a Viking throws down.

Ever fought a gargoyle you stoopid sad fucka ?

[Eŋg]

Originally Posted by Bladed Thesis

Only ever see non-Nordic people call themselves a Viking.

literally.

like americans calling themselves irish because they like to get fucked up on paddy's day but have never been to ireland (don't go, it's shit) which i'm pretty sure he also probably did.

get it together.

[Eviction]

is viking actually a real thing? thought it was just a wrestling gimmick tbh.

[Witty]

Originally Posted by Eŋg

literally.

like americans calling themselves irish because they like to get fucked up on paddy's day but have never been to ireland (don't go, it's shit) which i'm pretty sure he also probably did.

get it together.

I am deeply offended.

I mean, you are right, but still.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Eviction

is viking actually a real thing? thought it was just a wrestling gimmick tbh.

how r u fat, ugly, and socially inept AND dumb af? wheres the trade off....what have u been doing with urself ur entire life?

[Eviction]

I'm only responding because I'm pretty sure you're anticipating a response, foaming at the mouth and shit. what's up buddy. how loud do you grunt in the gym?

[Ahriman]

As loud as you grunt at a mountain dew

[NYCSPITZ]

Originally Posted by Ahriman

As loud as you grunt at a mountain dew

Lmfao

[Eviction]

that's hella loud then since I don't drink mountain dew.

[Witty]

That doesn't make any sense.

[Eviction]

strictly water and monster mostly.

monster has been fucking with me I must admit.

[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Eviction

strictly water and monster mostly.

60% of the time, works every time.

[Eviction]

Originally Posted by Dominate

60% of the time, works every time.

I can go to sleep drinking monster I feel like it only works when I work, if I'm just chilling I prefer something like gfuel, I feel like monster has been kicking my ass more in the morning I wake up super early and want to be sleeping in the afternoon.

[Amen]

Jesus…

[Soule]

You gotta get out of the house too

[Master Rock]

Those energy drinks ain't the same no more! :(

[Master Rock]

Pass me a cold brew or an Arnold Palmer and we'll talk.

[Objective]

Originally Posted by Bladed Thesis

Only ever see non-Nordic people call themselves a Viking.

And it's always kinda cringe when it happens

Not just a wrestling gimmick @Eviction. A lot of nordic folk like the history of vikings, reliving the times proper for fun.

Nowadays a lot of nationalist nutjobs hide behind the viking symbols as well tho, putting shame to names like Loke, Odin, Thor etc. pretending they'd die for them and will end up in Valhall when they die. So, calling yourself a viking unless it's in jest before chugging a beer or walk outside in the freezing cold with nothing but rags on would either make people think "lol, fucking tourist. Yeah, you're a viking, haha, whhoooo!" or "damn, I better distance myself from this retard".
Not too many of them but they exist and everyone thinks they're fucking assholes, even a lot of other cuntrag racists don't like these people either so even their own filth look down on these clowns. Like, nah, not even joking. They get drunk af, talk a lot of racist shit making people such as myself sneak tf out before they learn I'm half Albanian and gtfo there.

Russians seem to like them tho so they got thst going for them. One of these groups calls themselves "Sons of Odin/soldiers of Odin" which is fucking ridiculous. They act tough and run easily, mostly whst I've seen from them on vids is bothering security guards etc.

If you want to be looked upon as a viking by people with a brain... Take an ice bath while chugging a beer and taking some shots, then stay there for another 10-20 minutes. Walk outside in -30c barefoot with boxers and a tank top etc. Apetor on YouTube was a fucking viking.

No one around here will ever be looked upon as one tbph

[Soule]

I swim, dive, and surf in the Pacific ocean off Oregon. We don't have a lot of snow here but when we do, I'm normally only in shorts and a short sleeve or sleeveless shirt. I'd gladly take up any of the challenges given above.