05-17-2019, 05:07 PM | #1 |
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UNIVERSE DISS
@Universe
I won’t cry over spilt milk. I might have lost it to Cereal but you had 60’s in stock and didn’t make Thai Die from the material. You can’t wok with imperial battlers. The chinaman was eating ya dog to a real MC, it ain’t take Qianlong to see why you lost. Year Of The Hockey-Loving-Faggot has a ring to it Saturn prolly provided. Your live shows have ‘em staring in like its a planetarium... ‘cause every body around sun just hovers in silence. What kinda moron Axis for props when no one even got what alignment? If they say you’re one of the nicest, they must mean out of common politeness. You popped up excited as a Porn Ad, got closed down double-quick too, so for lackin’ good shit ‘Thanks for nothing’ like your countrymen do. I’ve been studying Uni verses with an astrophysicists help if it’s any constellation, we discovered you cosmos this shit yourself. It’s the televised moon landing to @Chyeahhh!!! when you brag so foolishly a false flag with a little Buzz around an act of lunar-see. The NASA crew with me. I blast rockets, you afraid to swing. My Armstrong. It’s clear who’ll be first to step on the face of things. I’ve made the bigger leaps and that’s why I’m ahead of you... in light of what led us to this point, you must be high as the crescent moon. Those lines were a centrifugal force from a fading superstar you are far from dope, every Top 10 list spacedust two apart. I’ll take the broom from Marvin The Martian to sweep this faggot clear he’s the wackest here, while I’m someone even the stratosphere. See I planeteer him a new one, and bet uranus I do if Res keys his up, you’ll ‘peking duck’ like his favourite food. Two sticks aimed at your noodle, ciao!mayne in a box gettin’ cold Res turned his asteroids, you’ll meteor maker if you comet me bro. You felt on top of the globe when you pushed that verse on us at first full of more gas and air than when Mother Earth finally does give birth. I’m run-in circles around you like elliptical orbits drinking the Milky Way dry, you-sup your finite resources. You’re a primitive force which this lunar eclipse by the morning it was mission aborted for you from the minute you launched it. If you continuum more than sure your peer Saturn in their graves you’ve Universe as your name ‘cause you’re in need of more personal space. |
05-21-2019, 09:01 AM | #2 |
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Haha... well this was unexpected. I'll deal with this shortly.
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Lars in here talking to himself
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