Rudge1

[trap.]

Name: Rudge1, Diss Kabob
Crews:
Where: Chicago, Illinois
Repped: Sethros, UP










vs Adelphi

You can't beat what you seek to be. You dreamin' 'Phi..
Bitch I'm Kabob, eatin' my words is Greek to me.
My prose is WOW, call me Colin Powell..
Cause I put one in the chamber, give ya ass a look thats cold, then POW.
Ditch the gat plus 'leave Prints' like Sheena Easton,
I peeped ya steez and I STILL don't buy it, like Clear Blue Skies when Breeze re-released it..
I hurt with the brain of a person deranged.
Cousin Larry with the flow, so Perfect its Strange,
while you're a failure, tryna spout sonnets..
But you personify clown college, and those not without knowledge can vouch on this..
This battles like ya stupid ass moved to a town thoughtless,
found a cemetary full of dead poets and built a house on it..
I'm on too steady a path to detour me,
donatin' handjobs to the winners pool cause this battles self-masturbatory.
These ain't my best flows cause you ain't got the threshold.
I'll make this nigga Run like revs nose with a head cold.
You thought you would outshine others..
but ya 'light blew' like QN5 colors, and had more ups and downs than crime numbers.
I'm Doctor Jekyll leavin squadrons heckled..
with an inexplicable and innate vendetta that I gotsta settle.
So when I snap ya back like I Karate chopped a pencil,
the crowd'll show a Vast silence.. like the Oxtramentals.
You never faced top notch skills;
These flush punches leave ya snot box drilled 'on a-cajun' like hot sauce spills.
Rappin' at that lame pace, got Phi's ass gang raped..
And didn't do shit about it but make a Max Payne face.


vs Resin MIC

You seeded 3? You jokin' me yo.
I'm pointin' at ya number and Rollin' like a rotary phone.
Come the fuck on, how he finna harm D.K?
Nigga look like Swizz Beats on Laundry day.
Tryna pose like he more than cocky..
He ain't hard, dressed like he on his way to a Ruff Ryders Toga Party..
Rip me? No, not even a probably.
He just Some Makeshift Punk like track 3 on Phrenology.
If you knew more in general, you'd come off greater.
So get a Newspaper and hit the Lab with conviction like Dog Trainers.
This nigga D colder than winter;
While Res such a closet fag, his favorite DOS command is 'C colon and Enter'
Talkin' shit as if I HAD a flaw..
This right cross will have you in Wonderland like John Mayer hittin' Alice raw.
I throw 1-2's Tyson of old would inflict..
Yo ass did like Frans and took 'Botha' them shits.
And don't think I won't let the mag blast..
One shot will turn that white headband into Japans Flag,
cause like Royce said, Beefin's healthy..
Your best punchlines re-choir a gimmick like a Kirk Franklin remix LP.
Ya whole city is unworthy..
Only nigga wearin' me out is Shawn Marion cause Kabob 'Suns Jersey'..
Man if I started a petition to ban this wack fucker,
It'd prolly generate more signatures than Jazz drummers..
Bitch you look like a hapless fag from Cali,
who bombed an audition to be in The Last Dragons dance finale..
If rhymes were engines, mine are Boxster status.
Yours go 'putt putt' like when Golfers practice.
In short, you shine a little but D shine brighter.
Even your fuckin' name backwards look like "See Im Nicer."


vs Evolution/Native Son

Out of everybodys rhymes you wanna school D's? Fool please.
I Sun 2 seeds and turn 'em to 2 trees.
Ya last round? Shit was like you couldn't use dye right.
Cause you 'won by a hair', but it didn't have any Highlights.
Right now, it's a whole army versus one mack 10.
And you can't hate on me, Asian bitches love Black men.
For your fans, this is a serious Loyalty test.
So gay, when Megawatts came out the closet, you got a Royalty check.
You don't rap, you're a Male Whore..
You be at sausage-fests battin' ya eyes like a frog in a hailstorm.
Me not winnin' March Madness is somethin ya'll won't hear.
You saw the Oscars mufucka, this Chicago's year.
If rhymes were alcohol, my potency would mess up ya speech.
Your shit is fuckin' near water like Sex on the beach.
To steal ya shine would be a small caper..
You the only cat I know that rock Pro-wings, but got Adidas wallpaper.
I'll leave every bit of his wit crippled..
He's not in deep thought in the pic. He's poppin' a chin pimple.
Look at ya little fist; Listen how hard we laugh.
Are you from Wilson Phillips? Nigga got 'Carnie' hands.
Not all Asians can fight, dog. Come on, use ya brain now.
Just cause ya throat is deep, don't make it Crane style..
Bitch, ya last Martial Arts school expelled yo ass.
You brought a 30 inch cocksword to Kendo class.
My styles got flavor G, yours seem insipid..
I'mma call you 'Little Kim' since you look like a Korean midget.
I almost can't tell if you're Asian American..
You got a Reservation in hell, so shit, you might be NATIVE American.
I will leave you in a coffin with lotsa Chrysanthenums.
You don't wanna piss "D" off, like Rog in What's Happenin'
In this bout, you get outsed and canceled, trounced and trampled.
Between us? I'm the 'better half' like a spouse that gambles.
On the real, cut the blah blah, chump..
Only Swell comment you ever made was about Hasim Rahmans lump.
Fuck lickin' shots, I just boxed you mentally..
and 'put you in a world of Hurt' like a Frank Thomas Documentary.


vs Rygar

You want the throne but you rhyme shitty though..
The first white boy to rock Trugoys fade from the "Me Myself and I" video.
If ya hair was a movie and there were parts to be read--
the Grand Canyon couldn't land that 'part' in ya head.
Them eye-length eyebrows got me laughin; How'd that Folly happen?
Either you shape them shits, or ya pops is Charlie Chaplin.
You said I look like Treach, like that trash was rash..
Bitch you look like Fido Dido took a acid bath.
Dog, ya grill is just so so ugly..
The dermatologist diagnosed you with "Whoa, don't touch me."
And if anyone disagrees, they a damn faker.
Dude prolly wash his face with Soap, Fire and Sandpaper.
..Oh and his pic ain't at an angle, don't get confused.
Them 2 Dictionaries so heavy, they tilt his room.
Peep the right side of his pic, squint ya eyes and see.
That aint a god damn collage, that's a Shrine to ME.
Notions that I'm a fake legend? Dead those, loser.
You bought Vakills whole discography since Ebros rumor.
Boy, ya life will get stopped in a hurry..
I'll put a clinic on you; then build a hospital on the spot that your buried.
The bit of respect I had for you, you chased outta me.
Ya jokes are Will & Grace; the opposite of Straight comedy..
Aye If ya'll go see Dreamcatcher, this bitch gets paid.
He owns the publishin' to the nickname "Mr Gay."
You said Kanyes the only talent from where *I* live?
Knowin' damn well you 'play Twister' with all of your guy friends..
Ry's cool with so many fags, it ain't hard to diss him.
He got a crush on Himself..and I don't mean Narcassism.
My last round was good, but its quotes all day today.
With YOUR Wealth of followers? You put votes on Layaway.
Plus ya wack ass Nintendo game name fits fine.
Cause every verse of yours has at least 8-bit lines.
You call yourself "King"? Bite me, Ry..
Change that bullshit to "Prince", you rhyme like its 1999.
I'm leavin you BEYOND degrated--
Fuck Ninja 3, read this battle if you wanna see a White bitch get Dominated.
I don't trip when you and ya 4 boys mock me, fool.
With 5 dedicated Fans, how can I NOT keep cool?
FUCK a Rygar, at best he's nothin'..
Tried to sneak past me & got 'Spotted' like Answer tryna bench 300.


vs Phant

A thousand lines about apes? That's ENOUGH, retard.
Bitch, get off my playground with them Monkey bars.
You're in college for WHAT!? No you didn't..
This mug is the only Finance major, that can't afford Tuition.
Yo I'd call his face red, but thats a poor ass diss.
He found out 'Rouge' wins battles, so he wore that shit.
Kid, I rock diamonds that came from coals..
Apparently, you rock outfits that came from KOHLS.
And your lack of fashion sense aint surpisin' either.
You got SuperFlys couch and Marty McFlys demeanor.
That shit don't match, but lemme flip it moreso..
He's not hunching; He got Yao Mings legs and a Midgets Torso.
Here's another reason Imma probably win.
This nigga got a Ceaser haircut and a Spartacus chin.
Got damn, submitting that pic..how could D lose this?
If his fuckin' hair was red, he'd be Alfred E. Newman.
I can't lose, so I'll have fun heckling..
Peep ya hands, you even lost to yourself at thumb-wrestling.
I don't just hurt pride, I rip flesh..
Look Phants not crackin' his knuckles, he's praying for a quick death.
Is ya name short for Phantasm? It's right for the cause.
Cuz you're tall, ugly and chase guys with your balls.
You come from a long line of fluke amateurs..
Ya shit is Six Flags; Long lines & we wanna puke afterwards.
I don't accept L's, I take one from NO one.
Yeah you pulled ION's molester card; It takes one to know one.
See when I defeat emcees, I deem 'em history..
You the type to rock Anal Beads on your String of victories.
His shits blatantly wack, look how basic he raps.
If 'P' burns me; It's cause his Mom gave me the Clap..
The aim on your punches suck and you KNOW that.
Last 'Target' you hit up, was to buy clothes at.
And ya rhymin' just assured me--
If Gay & Straight were 2 sides of a bed; You can 'Lie on either side' like an attorney.
My rep is insane, 4 years embarrasin' fools.
Your careers 'promising' cause you SWEAR you'll improve.
Phants girl said his sperm count is the wackest it gets.
His little Money shots have her 'Laughin at his expense.'
I'm throwin' rights till you numb in the mouth..
I'd shatter you, but I dont wanna get Cracker crumbs on ya couch.
Scram faggot, you got wrecked like the rest..
You dress on the left, and got blood left on ya dress.
It's a shutout, you ain't come close to scorin'.
Beatin you is my Cup of tea, and I'm usin' Souls CD as a coaster for it.

[trap.]

vs. Resin (Ellis Island Diss)


Once again for ya'll.
Check it..

I'm a demon maulin' this mark..
So if you seen Devils Advocate, you KNOW this is a jog in the park.
This herb finna act tough? The nerve of this wack fuck.
He more of a hiphop-themed Suburban than Shaq's truck.
This cat aint raw, face it..
Only way I couldn't see him is if he stood against a beige wall, naked.
Half black w/ no melanin to show for it.
So light-skinned, Fuck high-yellow; dude is low orange.
I don't care HOW this nigga face me,
Live or text, he makin' a Dash either way like Dame havin kids with Stacy,
cause I make REAL HipHop. This poser does not.
This kid is daddy's little girl; his shit seem 'Closer to Pop'.
No fashion sense, not even a morsel..
That ain't a headband, its another white T-shirt. He just bein' resourceful.
He'll soil his pants when the punches shower him.
His ass is grass anyway, now Dough got more mud to frolick in.
Showin' that bigass neck.. that mighta cost ya;
He the only brotha need a bowtie the size of Mothra.
And the skin under ya left eye is saggin, mang.
I guess when my fist Flies into your face, thats 'baggage' claim.
You think you got jokes? shits is beyond poor;
Nigga them Forced Gags wouldn't excite Max Hardcore.
Ya'll mighta forgot so I must refresh..
I'm the reason he like all Van Dammes movies except "Sudden Death."
Res is hungrier than ever since that beatin' from Rudge.
It's almost 9 months since the Rape; he been eatin' for 2.
Look, you survivin this can not be suitable.
So if you dyin is 'sweet sorrow', consider this Versaces funeral.
My shit is Grade A. You aint schoolin' me, cousin..
You just barely get a 'B' like Quriosity's jewelry budget.

Sleep, nigga.

[Saint]

vs Balth MM 2000

Rudge1::
They call you Balth. Damn, battle you? I'll take a pass.
I think I'll take a 'L' just so your ass can take a Bath.

Nah..

I know your looking forward to take MY place..
Cause Spook left that ass in a neckbrace. You can't look sideways.
I see you're wack as hell. I dunno who you think you're fakin'-out.
Your rhymes generate less 'interest' than an empty bank account.
When he approaches labels, this is prolly what they're gonna-say:
"Are you a baker? Cause you 'knead' to make dough some other-way."
Tryna steal my shine, that's an amazing caper..
Just write your rhymes on a cardboard belt, cause they're a 'waist'-of-paper..
Squab-with-me you'll end up on the floor unconsciously.
Your styles like Suspenders, cause it's an 'Overall Mockery.'
Last Hall-o-ween, your Mom dressed me in apparel-quick.
She made my cock a Clock. She put a face and 2 hands-on-it.
With every line I burn you with, the flame reaches higher.
Even Religious missionaries say DAMN he's a 'Fryer'.
Think you can get the insane-props like my name-got?
Like Mya's French Rolls without relaxer, I'm a 'frayed knot'
He battles wearing a pager. Heres why this nigga-needs-it:
If he runs off stage, he can say it was for business-reasons..
Stop my reign? Nah you dreamin'-G..
You'll end up like Jackie Chan's handstands. Executed easily.
I'll rip your leg off, so next time you half step-to-me;
i'mma beat you down with it.. Just to carry on your 'Leg'acy.
Fuck outwittin' you, because that challenge isn't hard-enough.
So lets just talk about my win percentage, since you 'brought it up'.
This is my domain, and I just evicted a tenant.
I Capsized you with more shine than Master P's Dentist.

By now your face switched from happy to a nervous-look.
That fat lady's singin' already so treat it as my verses-hook.

If smarts were genitals then this cat-is-spayed..
Thought Tina Turner liked Jap cartoons cause her names 'Anna Mae'
While your demo didin't-sell, my shows can swarm citadels.
You're so weak, It's way outta hand, like long fingernails.
Ya'll wanna know why no one on Earth books him?..
His shit is Brand X. Like Elton's ex wife turned Muslim.
Rudge flips the balladry, spat fast so no catchin-me.
I bet you feel like Shannon and Brandon, you lost 'a parent-Lee.'
You're like a shaky hand tracing a route through Illinois;
Cause you obviously can't draw the line between whats ill and NOISE.
Your previous verse? I had to sleep-through-it..
If your style married Trump,it still couldn't have a 'nice ring'-to-it.
My advice? Stay outta my path, you'll get slaughtered-there.
Fuck around and 'dye' younger than Dennis Rodman's daughters-hair.
But if you want Rudge then please obey your thirst and fuck-with-his.
The King of cypher circles, my name should be 'Sir Cumference.'
Test ME verbally? Come on now that shit-is-treason.
You couldn't get 'credit' workin' at Sears in Christmas season.

Brush up on your Latin alphabet as usual..
Cause my vote amount? Shit, You gonna see some ROAMIN' numerals.

[Diablo]

Wow let's talk about my win percentage since you brought it up is older than I even realised it was

hahahahaha

dope as fuck

[Kuality]

Mann.

Does anyone know where this god could be at.

[UPN Zuch]

I bit this man’s entire vibe. Absolute legend and the greatest to do it imo.

[Saint]

"Mine in thiz" (Rudge 1, prowlers remix)


Right right.
I looped the 'Mine in this' beat off of Royces shit earlier and wrote like 4 verses..2 of which I'mma drop here just b'CUZ, niggas..
Check it..

..Now boy I done waaarned you.
I dont give a fuck I do what I waaana do.
Better listen up close nigga dooon't trip.
Yo heats in the car, mines in dis bitch..


Listen.
..Fans liken my rappin' to bein' strapped in the back of a JAG pilot thats gone mad, zigzag windin'--
nose divin' in bad climate..
Blast my album without yackin', you're intestinal tract is cast iron.
They say I fist female fans wit they hands binded.
I make a groupie think twice; like Fab smilin'.
..But I'm way more ugly with mine.
Claim you pimpin' but I'm way more Huggy with mine.
Ya dames ain't more lovely then mine--
My main buck earner..
..be makin' niggas bust U-ey's when they see them dimensions--
I call her Truck Turner..
Yeah..
This beat is bumpin' to ya'll, but to me it's another drum burger..
Snack on hats n' devour chords..
Recordin' studios are full course meals garnished with power chords..
Eat what I can, like an impoverished omnivore.
Tryna get my accomplices converse inside the door.
And failure is an option my partnas cannot afford...
..'n let's not talk favorite mcs..
I'll unconciously body yours..
Nigga the bars I toss in the garbage would harm a large part of The Carter 4..
Til this day I still ponder robbin' a Prada store.
Why do I front like I'm an innocuous artist for?
The shotty roars, my hunger for gun-bustin' is just--
unheard of, fuck if it's unjust it was just murda..
...it was just murda.
I repeat, fuck if the murda was unjust it was just murda..

..Now boy I done waaarned you.
I dont give a fuck I do what I waaana do.
Better listen up close nigga dooon't trip.
Yo heats in the car, mines in dis bitch...
...Mines in dis bitch...
...Mines in dis bitch.
Better listen up close nigga dooon't trip.
Yo heats in the car, mines in dis bitch--


I gotta gun that look like somethin' I copped from the future--
like it belonged to a cop from the future;
so when *I* pop it's Timecop when I shoot ya.
All that peace shit ya'll talkin' is Greek to me..Cyclops and Medusa.
Hydrolic medulla..tempers up and down; now,
I'm now in pursuit of suffice rounds for this reuger to--
strike down an intruder to my town, Chi town..
..Where regular people die so grim.
Where adolescents put weapons to peoples spine on whims,
at the drop of a dime, even if the crimes on film.
5-0 arrive, we ride on THEM..
If we catch a cop solo, it's Resident Evil 5 on him.
Introduce 'em to some female Pits that we raised.
Open up Zahara Shiloh and Vivians cage,
'n watch em eat a pig dinner, enraged..
like a sickenin' game of hungry hungry hippo with bits of his brains,
mayne.
There ain't a molecule of sweet inside me..
I'll burn your nieces body to ashes, bottle it and keep it by me..
..How cruel does it sound?
I bought a pipe organ, not for that Lutheran sound..
I plan to have it modified into a gat that uses crucifix rounds,
then go to church with it 'n shoot at every dude in a gown; BLAOW.
..News anchors disgusted at the destruction that was--
unheard of, fuck if it's unjust it was just murda..
...it was just murda.
I repeat, fuck if the murda was unjust it was just murda..

..Now boy I done waaarned you.
I dont give a fuck I do what I waaana do.
Better listen up close nigga dooon't trip.
Yo heats in the car, mines in dis bitch...
...Mines in dis bitch...
...Mines in dis bitch.
Better listen up close nigga dooon't trip.
Yo heats in the car, mines in dis bitch.

holla