Week 7 Contendership Match: INF (4-1) vs. Answer (3-0) - ANS WINS

[Blue Bayou]

NBL Season XIV

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@INF
@Answer

[Answer]

20?

[Saint]

14... Ill match if not

[Answer]

Let's get this over with

Inf aka the Randall Weems of text aka made separate account to cheat in his battles aka ur family hates you aka needs to enlist the help of HOF'ers to win tag matches

Originally Posted by Inf

Goodbye thread, I'm honeslty thinking about ending it all. I'll still be around till Sunday, but i'll probably be too busy getting drugged up and fucked up with alcohol. I just want to say goodbye and reminisce a little bit.

Put down the razor blade...
Fire 100 rounds on this sadboi - ditch his corpse; depressed faggot can leave sunken & deep
They’ll say Answer Captain Nemo; the sub machine put inf 20,000 leagues under the sea
I’m a flight risk.. Got a dozen offshore bank accounts FULL of checks I've been gettin
Your GIRL a flight risk.. bitch so fat if she rides a plane it’ll cause the next 9/11
She denies that you’re her BF & she’s a KNOWN horned-foot halfling fucker
So if ur putting a label on ANY relationship it’s your sex doll’s Amazon tracking number
I’ll bash the shit out this Narc til this bitch is bleeding, these fists are speedy as lightning
Hit u with so many repeated punches u gone pm Blue & snitch on me for recycling
Stomp your fucking Jaw til it cracks, hammer u with a right til ur screw's loose
Ur mom’ll beg me to break the action.. Then hand me ur grandaddy’s rifle to shoot u
No one wants to see your wack ass overworded concepts in line to go for the belt
Half the shit you write doesn’t register; but you will 3 times just to vote for yourself
Bodybuilder? U Built your rep begging cash & blue to carry your bars while u steady slipping
Claim u swole; all we spotted was u hanging over their heads while they did all the heavy lifting
I’m a BJJ expert; butterfly, spider, lasso position; I’m in control ANY way I grapple this queer
Inf knows ALL about guardin variety - he’s been considered THAT his whole text battling career
I'll fuck your sister at gunpoint.. cock the P220 and get to digging her out
Looks like Sharon Stone - her basic instinct’s to spread her legs when that sig's in her mouth

Originally Posted by Blue Bayou

I know INF his verses have been powerhouses

Week 4 you got BODIED - all it took was an Amish dude to check if he was gassed
Powerhouses? He took ur LIGHTS out - holmes had the wronnng type of energy for cash

[Saint]

Originally Posted by Answer

Stand Up Comedy album "Alan Pysnack - Dicks out for Dobby" available on itunes, amazon, pandora, spotify, tidal, etc. etc.

Originally Posted by Answer

Lisp confirmed
Ears confirmed
Deaf confirmed
Video confirmed

Answer aka Alan Pysnack


Your stand-ups never packed clubs before closures been intact..
Fuck the steps to open up....Drunk hecklers ALWAYS called Al-Anon Essential act
Thinks wifey No.1 supporter but cheats during his night routine
The WORST joke couldn't get a Boo off Stage... Hands they set it up behind the scenes
My goons kick in doors. tryyyy that brave shit & fam'll leave in bags..
See another round go thru ya.. then the whole House'll Pass for a Heroes Act
Ans not 'sposed to be here.. kinda sucks Blue took a half-week rest
The Moderna break.. while i dump his stock in ya Trial Shot like Vaccine tests
Multiple choice of weapons when I drive by & kill you bastard..
Say I cheat? Don't test. w/ lead in my palm I'll circle around to fill in Answer
Wouldn't be SC champ without me snitching. Yo I bet it hurts..
CWs? You'da lost in a Flash if I didn't cross-over lines from that Arrowverse
Fluke after fluke win, since then it's been longest of journeys
Incredible u had nothin to Show n Prove....til the reserve spot in his tourney
Don't know todays inner workings - Hollafronts blatantly in you
Stretched wordplay & rhymes were Popular Mechanics... Bro let go off the 2006 issues
Heard your music, rapping w/ a lisp made me wanna die of aids..
Def bitch, ya sound WAS turnt up tho.. got the same reaction in end of Quiet Place
Slow exhale then send hot ones down your mouth cuz ya soul is frail..
Anchos the wrong one & met a Reaper - our difference in heat on the Scoville Scale

[Wanderer]

Great read. Will vote tonight

[evaD]

Answer
P ut down the razor blade...
Fire 100 rounds on this sadboi - ditch his corpse; depressed faggot can leave sunken & deep
They’ll say Answer Captain Nemo; the sub machine put inf 20,000 leagues under the sea
I like the concept but it could but too many unnecessary words
I’m a flight risk.. Got a dozen offshore bank accounts FULL of checks I've been gettin
Your GIRL a flight risk.. bitch so fat if she rides a plane it’ll cause the next 9/11
Nice. Set up could be better (not sure how bank accounts make you a flight risk?)
She denies that you’re her BF & she’s a KNOWN horned-foot halfling fucker
So if ur putting a label on ANY relationship it’s your sex doll’s Amazon tracking number
Like this one. A bit more efficient with the set up
I’ll bash the shit out this Narc til this bitch is bleeding, these fists are speedy as lightning
Hit u with so many repeated punches u gone pm Blue & snitch on me for recycling
Nice. Not particularly original and again too many words but good punch
Stomp your fucking Jaw til it cracks, hammer u with a right til ur screw's loose
Ur mom’ll beg me to break the action.. Then hand me ur grandaddy’s rifle to shoot u
Ok
No one wants to see your wack ass overworded concepts in line to go for the belt
Half the shit you write doesn’t register; but you will 3 times just to vote for yourself
Set up a bit ironic but the punch is good and a nice personal
Bodybuilder? U Built your rep begging cash & blue to carry your bars while u steady slipping
Claim u swole; all we spotted was u hanging over their heads while they did all the heavy lifting
Nice
I’m a BJJ expert; butterfly, spider, lasso position; I’m in control ANY way I grapple this queer
Inf knows ALL about guardin variety - he’s been considered THAT his whole text battling career
weird
I'll fuck your sister at gunpoint.. cock the P220 and get to digging her out
Looks like Sharon Stone - her basic instinct’s to spread her legs when that sig's in her mouth
Nice best line so far
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blue Bayou
I know INF his verses have been powerhouses
Week 4 you got BODIED - all it took was an Amish dude to check if he was gassed
Powerhouses? He took ur LIGHTS out - holmes had the wronnng type of energy for cash
Nice closer

INF
Your stand-ups never packed clubs before closures been intact..
Fuck the steps to open up....Drunk hecklers ALWAYS called Al-Anon Essential act
Strong opener, little forced but it’s clever
Thinks wifey No.1 supporter but cheats during his night routine
The WORST joke couldn't get a Boo off Stage... Hands they set it up behind the scenes
[B]dont get it[B]
My goons kick in doors. tryyyy that brave shit & fam'll leave in bags..
See another round go thru ya.. then the whole House'll Pass for a Heroes Act
Like this
Ans not 'sposed to be here.. kinda sucks Blue took a half-week rest
The Moderna break.. while i dump his stock in ya Trial Shot like Vaccine tests
i feel like you’re going off on weird tangents a bit?
Multiple choice of weapons when I drive by & kill you bastard..
Say I cheat? Don't test. w/ lead in my palm I'll circle around to fill in Answer
This is more like it
Wouldn't be SC champ without me snitching. Yo I bet it hurts..
CWs? You'da lost in a Flash if I didn't cross-over lines from that Arrowverse
Don’t get the personal/ref tbh but it’s nicely done
Fluke after fluke win, since then it's been longest of journeys
Incredible u had nothin to Show n Prove....til the reserve spot in his tourney
Flows nice but again don’t know the history
Don't know todays inner workings - Hollafronts blatantly in you
Stretched wordplay & rhymes were Popular Mechanics... Bro let go off the 2006 issues
nice
Heard your music, rapping w/ a lisp made me wanna die of aids..
Def bitch, ya sound WAS turnt up tho.. got the same reaction in end of Quiet Place
Nice again
Slow exhale then send hot ones down your mouth cuz ya soul is frail..
Anchos the wrong one & met a Reaper - our difference in heat on the Scoville Scale
Strong closer maybe lotb


Tough one to call I think Answer had some good stuff but the bars running on so long takes away some impact. INF had the better highlights and everything was worded better. Tbh I don’t get a few of the references as I haven’t done this in like 10 years and never on this site so if you wanna not count this vote that’s cool. Although no one else is voting.. I think INF swung it with his strong ending and just better execution.

Vote - INF

[UPN Zuch]

Answer, you need to shorten those bars up. You’re basically just talking and then rhyming the last word at this point. I understand flow takes a backseat in a battle but your shit has chapters. Good concepts for the most part with poor execution.

INF your stuff was a little better and MUCH easier to read. You had a couple decent hits and it read comfortably.

Vote - INF

[Coop]

Answer

Fire 100 rounds on this sadboi - ditch his corpse; depressed faggot can leave sunken & deep
They’ll say Answer Captain Nemo; the sub machine put inf 20,000 leagues under the sea
Felt like you were doing too much.
I’m a flight risk.. Got a dozen offshore bank accounts FULL of checks I've been gettin
Your GIRL a flight risk.. bitch so fat if she rides a plane it’ll cause the next 9/11
Ok
She denies that you’re her BF & she’s a KNOWN horned-foot halfling fucker
So if ur putting a label on ANY relationship it’s your sex doll’s Amazon tracking number
Set-up is a bit extra. I like the concept more than the punch, but the punch was straight
I’ll bash the shit out this Narc til this bitch is bleeding, these fists are speedy as lightning
Hit u with so many repeated punches u gone pm Blue & snitch on me for recycling
Nice
Stomp your fucking Jaw til it cracks, hammer u with a right til ur screw's loose
Ur mom’ll beg me to break the action.. Then hand me ur grandaddy’s rifle to shoot u
Cool but the mom/grandad threw me off for a sec, unnecessary
No one wants to see your wack ass overworded concepts in line to go for the belt
Half the shit you write doesn’t register; but you will 3 times just to vote for yourself
Nice
Bodybuilder? U Built your rep begging cash & blue to carry your bars while u steady slipping
Claim u swole; all we spotted was u hanging over their heads while they did all the heavy lifting
The punch is wordy, good concept though
I’m a BJJ expert; butterfly, spider, lasso position; I’m in control ANY way I grapple this queer
Inf knows ALL about guardin variety - he’s been considered THAT his whole text battling career
Didn't really like the way it ended
I'll fuck your sister at gunpoint.. cock the P220 and get to digging her out
Looks like Sharon Stone - her basic instinct’s to spread her legs when that sig's in her mouth
Above avg filler
Week 4 you got BODIED - all it took was an Amish dude to check if he was gassed
Powerhouses? He took ur LIGHTS out - holmes had the wronnng type of energy for cash
Blah

Good verse. Two great lines (recycle/register), and a bunch of others I thought were ok conceptually but lacked something. Not a ton of misses.

7/10

VS


INF

Your stand-ups never packed clubs before closures been intact..
Fuck the steps to open up....Drunk hecklers ALWAYS called Al-Anon Essential act
Cool
Thinks wifey No.1 supporter but cheats during his night routine
The WORST joke couldn't get a Boo off Stage... Hands they set it up behind the scenes
I see what you were going for but the punch wording is all off. The ellipsis ruins the bar
My goons kick in doors. tryyyy that brave shit & fam'll leave in bags..
See another round go thru ya.. then the whole House'll Pass for a Heroes Act
Not feelin it
Ans not 'sposed to be here.. kinda sucks Blue took a half-week rest
The Moderna break.. while i dump his stock in ya Trial Shot like Vaccine tests
Points for creativity but didn't hit. Moderna was a stretch too
Multiple choice of weapons when I drive by & kill you bastard..
Say I cheat? Don't test. w/ lead in my palm I'll circle around to fill in Answer
Not a diss
Wouldn't be SC champ without me snitching. Yo I bet it hurts..
CWs? You'da lost in a Flash if I didn't cross-over lines from that Arrowverse
Again, points for creativity & wp, but conceptually it's a weak diss. "You WOULDA/COULDA/SHOULDA lost..." is even worse than dissin someone who actually lost
Fluke after fluke win, since then it's been longest of journeys
Incredible u had nothin to Show n Prove....til the reserve spot in his tourney
Kind of the same core issue as the previous bar
Don't know todays inner workings - Hollafronts blatantly in you
Stretched wordplay & rhymes were Popular Mechanics... Bro let go off the 2006 issues
Not a fan, personal has no relevance to me
Heard your music, rapping w/ a lisp made me wanna die of aids..
Def bitch, ya sound WAS turnt up tho.. got the same reaction in end of Quiet Place
Ok-ish
Slow exhale then send hot ones down your mouth cuz ya soul is frail..
Anchos the wrong one & met a Reaper - our difference in heat on the Scoville Scale
Not feelin the wording

A lot of creative concepts and wordplay in here, but I didn't like the way you finished most of the bars.

6/10







INF was more creative, but Answer had the consistency and more memorable hits.



I’ll bash the shit out this Narc til this bitch is bleeding, these fists are speedy as lightning
Hit u with so many repeated punches u gone pm Blue & snitch on me for recycling
No one wants to see your wack ass overworded concepts in line to go for the belt
Half the shit you write doesn’t register; but you will 3 times just to vote for yourself

VS

Your stand-ups never packed clubs before closures been intact..
Fuck the steps to open up....Drunk hecklers ALWAYS called Al-Anon Essential act


Flight risk, sex doll, swole > Flash, quiet place



Vote: Answer

[Enbombz]

Sex doll- weird set up but liked the flip.
Repeated punches- okay jab personal atleAst
Vote yourself - okay jab again/personal
Swole - good punch/personal
Sig - decent flip
Powerhouse- okay punch could of been been worded/done better.

Vs

Opener - okay jab personal
Stage hand- decent
Fill in answer - decent name flip
Show n prove- decent
Quite place decent
Ancos- decent word play

Good quality battle. Inf was more consistent with the punches. Both made decently use of personals. Answer you had a bit more comedy but overworked. Inf was just more consistent with quality. Hard verse to beat. Vote inf

[Wanderer]

Answer

Nemo
Tracking number
Recycling
Break the action
Register
Sharon stone

All of these were dope and most of the others were just ok/decent with the exception of that flight risk / 9-11 bar which I wasn’t feeling at all.. only real miss

Inf

Anon essential act
Vaccine tests
Fill in answer

These were fire.. a lot of the rest were just ok or read weirdly to me so that it didn’t hit. Show n prove coulda been dope if executed differently

I’ve got a different opinion from most on this. Although Answer does go for a more wordy bar, it’s done well & I don’t think it detracts from the impact at all. if anything, it reads better to me than a lot of Inf’s stuff. Hmm.. well, it is what it is.

My vote - Answer

[Orc]

Fire 100 rounds on this sadboi - ditch his corpse; depressed faggot can leave sunken & deep
They’ll say Answer Captain Nemo; the sub machine put inf 20,000 leagues under the sea
A lot of unnecessary words in the set up. Could have been better with less. The connection between the punch and the flip was light to me. Sub marine being called sub machine also a stretch imo.

I’m a flight risk.. Got a dozen offshore bank accounts FULL of checks I've been gettin
Your GIRL a flight risk.. bitch so fat if she rides a plane it’ll cause the next 9/11

Haha I like this. It was done well

She denies that you’re her BF & she’s a KNOWN horned-foot halfling fucker
So if ur putting a label on ANY relationship it’s your sex doll’s Amazon tracking number
Set-up could have been smoother imo but this is still funny. It’s simple but it is okay.

I’ll bash the shit out this Narc til this bitch is bleeding, these fists are speedy as lightning
Hit u with so many repeated punches u gone pm Blue & snitch on me for recycling

I’ve never seen this before so I’ll allow it. Nice flip

Stomp your fucking Jaw til it cracks, hammer u with a right til ur screw's loose
Ur mom’ll beg me to break the action.. Then hand me ur grandaddy’s rifle to shoot u

Weak connection for me here. Flip wasn’t strong.

No one wants to see your wack ass overworded concepts in line to go for the belt
Half the shit you write doesn’t register; but you will 3 times just to vote for yourself

This is an old idea. It’s funny though.

Bodybuilder? U Built your rep begging cash & blue to carry your bars while u steady slipping
Claim u swole; all we spotted was u hanging over their heads while they did all the heavy lifting

This was a nicely worded visual punch. I like it
I’m a BJJ expert; butterfly, spider, lasso position; I’m in control ANY way I grapple this queer
Inf knows ALL about guardin variety - he’s been considered THAT his whole text battling career

A bit soft for me. Wordplay is ok

I'll fuck your sister at gunpoint.. cock the P220 and get to digging her out
Looks like Sharon Stone - her basic instinct’s to spread her legs when that sig's in her mouth

I didn’t like this concept to be honest. The wording was good

Week 4 you got BODIED - all it took was an Amish dude to check if he was gassed
Powerhouses? He took ur LIGHTS out - holmes had the wronnng type of energy for cash

Didn’t like this one either. I respect the personal attempt


Vs



Your stand-ups never packed clubs before closures been intact..
Fuck the steps to open up....Drunk hecklers ALWAYS called Al-Anon Essential act

No idea what this means. I get the non essential bit and his name is Al. Don’t get the other meaning

Thinks wifey No.1 supporter but cheats during his night routine
The WORST joke couldn't get a Boo off Stage... Hands they set it up behind the scenes

Wording ruins the punch here. Set up was good

My goons kick in doors. tryyyy that brave shit & fam'll leave in bags..
See another round go thru ya.. then the whole House'll Pass for a Heroes Act

Light one here imo

Ans not 'sposed to be here.. kinda sucks Blue took a half-week rest
The Moderna break.. while i dump his stock in ya Trial Shot like Vaccine tests

Creative but clunky

Multiple choice of weapons when I drive by & kill you bastard..
Say I cheat? Don't test. w/ lead in my palm I'll circle around to fill in Answer

I liked this one. Good connections.

Wouldn't be SC champ without me snitching. Yo I bet it hurts..
CWs? You'da lost in a Flash if I didn't cross-over lines from that Arrowverse

Good personal and cool connections

Fluke after fluke win, since then it's been longest of journeys
Incredible u had nothin to Show n Prove....til the reserve spot in his tourney

Okay again here

Don't know todays inner workings - Hollafronts blatantly in you
Stretched wordplay & rhymes were Popular Mechanics... Bro let go off the 2006 issues

This is a miss

Heard your music, rapping w/ a lisp made me wanna die of aids..
Def bitch, ya sound WAS turnt up tho.. got the same reaction in end of Quiet Place

Nah another miss here

Slow exhale then send hot ones down your mouth cuz ya soul is frail..
Anchos the wrong one & met a Reaper - our difference in heat on the Scoville Scale

Idk what this is


Honestly not a great one from you guys. I think both maybe had the same
Number of good lines but Inf had misses that were worse. Inf you’re at your worst when you do too much. Keep it simple and concise. Answer I haven’t read much from you but I like the jokes style. Maybe take out words that aren’t needed. I think the more conversational the delivery the better. Anyway I’m done rambling.

Vote answer

[Neighbor]

I’ve got Answer winning by 1 more hit & 1 less miss

Will do a breakdown when I’m home later

[Plot]

Answer
Capped an emo was dope
Flight risk seemed like a generic fat diss
Sexdoll was just ok
Repeated punches was pretty good
Break the action was kinda loose
Register was a hard personal
Bodybuilder was the same
Guarding variety was ok bit played
Basic instinct had good connections but not fresh
Cash not bad played concepts though

Inf
Alanon nice np wordings iffy though
Boo played wp
Heros act seemed fillerish, might be missin something
Moderna seemed ok wording felt off
Circle lead was nice np
Flash good personal but admitting to a fault
Incredible seemed boring
Popular mechanics was ok needed more
Quiet place def is played
Scoville was dope liked it

Good read. Liked Answer here more

[Victor.]

I really liked this . Props

[Saint]

Answers up.. Y'all can close it

[Blue Bayou]

Answer wins