LULZ A THREAD FOR MASAII

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Originally Posted by Masaii

BRB WHILST I STEAL PICS OFF MY FRIENDS PAINT FOLDER

WHILE YOUR AT IT WHY DONT YOU COLOUR THOSE BITCHES WRETCHED TEETH IN WHITE

This is my game faggot, I decide when I post pics.

pockets.

LOL ITS YOUR GAME???? U LOSIN. BUZZKILLINGTON IS DOWN BY LIKE 5 PICS. CAN U MAKE IT .3 POSTS WITHOUT BITING SOMEONES STEEZ?????? UR SELF-CONSCIOUSNESS IS SHOWING. WAFER THIN ORIGINALITY 4 DAYZ

MASAII'S VIRGIN ANGLE

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

You may have had sex once split. But in real life you are rick moranis. You are a coward. I will destroy you. In addition you write with eloquence but say nothing. Ethereal thrombosis comma serendipity played the banjo. You try so hard and yet fail at being yourself. Congrats.

KID CANT EVEN ROAST MY LOOKS W/OUT CALLING UP HIS SAVED DATABASE OF OTHER MEMBERS' ROAST POSTS LOOOOOL

THURMAN MURMAN???? WHO DO I LOOK LIKE METH????

LOLL DUH. UH. YOU WERE BULLIED BC YOURE A NERD. WITH GLASSES. YOU NERD.

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ROAST GAME VILLAIN AFTER A PARTICULARLY BAD BREAKOUT. SIKE SON U NEVER EVEN POSTED IN A ROAST U POVERTY LIFTING FAGGOT. REMEMBER WHEN MASAII DID ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR PRETEND TO FUCK WOMEN ON THIS SITE?

NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE

Originally Posted by Masaii

I dont care that she is a slut

I do care that she proceeded to pick apart my beliefs and question every single fucking aspect of my life, before telling me that im full of myself.

I do care that she is a fucking moron who snorts cocaine till she throws up

I do care that she took up the whole fucking bed

U FOCKING WOT M8???? $40 THAT CHYIN'S NEXT CONSPIRACY THEORY IS THAT MASAII IS A PRIVATE MILITARY CONTRACTOR PUMPED FULL OF ESTROGEN TO BE A MORE INEFFECTIVE WHORESLAYER AS HE FRONTS AS A PAID ACTOR FOR THE AUSTRALIAN BACNE GUILD

asdjbgowrq;bno ipmbpmp5qmpbimp2bmbbp I HOPE FOR YOUR PAPERWEIGHT OF A SOUL'S SAKE THAT YOU DIDNT RUN THE TRANSLATOR ON THOSE CONGOLESE WHORES YOU RAW DOGGED IN EXCHANGE FOR MALARIA NEEDLES YOU NEANDERTHAL FOREVER ALONE ASSREAMER

TELL US MORE ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIFE IS SACRED AND YOUR STANCE ON CONDOMS


YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY THE DUMBEST COCKJOCKEY TO POST IN THESE LIME GREEN HALLS

Originally Posted by Masaii

@Orc we should wingman each other. Would be an effective duo.

GKMGPIQ2PGINHP

THAT IS THE SADDEST GODDAMN SHIT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFEEEEE

BRB EVERYONE ON THIS TEXT SITE IS A NERD. EXCEPT ME. I JUST WANNA BE BUDDY BUDDY WITH THE IN CLIQUE OF THE NERDS. WHO I CONSTANTLY PUT DOWN, AND DO NOT INTERACT WITH IN ANYWAY EXCEPT TO REHASH THEIR JOKES IN DESPERATION FOR ACCEPTANCE, AND ECHO EVERY NETCMEME POSSIBLY CREATED

UR SOCIAL NETWORK EXISTS ENTIRELY IN SOCIAL NETWORKING


MOST PEOPLE JUST LET YOU BOP ALONG IN YOUR FANTASY ALPHA- NCG WORLD. WE WOULDNT BE BEEFING IF I DIDNT PERENNIALLY BASH YOUR ANTILULZ

U ARE LITERALLY THE ANTI-NCG

ALL U DO IS ATTEMPT TO LOOK THE PART IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD

NO ORIGINAL BOARDING TECHNIQUES
NO ORIGINAL STYLE
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Originally Posted by Orc

ASFGSHDAHFJKLAD YOU FUCKING POSER. NAME ONE THING YOU ARE KNOWN FOR ON THIS BOARD THAT ISNT SHARKED FROM ONE OF THE REAL MEMBERS

MASA THE IIND REISSUES:
BAGSALONIUS AND THE ENDLESS TRAMPS
ORC MCCORK AND THE FOOTBALLER 3RD STRING OF MERRY MEN
HUTH AND THE THERENDIPITOUTH BOARDING ATHETHMENTH
PANCAKE'S LIFTORAMA 2KSHRUGS
VERITAS PSYCHFUCKING FOR DUMMIES
DIODE'S 4CHAN SPEAK AS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE


DID MASAII EVEN DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS IRL BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE POSTED ABOUT THEM

@REAL LIFE TO THREAD



I CAN SEE YOU KNOW THIS DEEP IN YOUR DEEPLY CONFUSED MONGOLOID PUPILS. LET US NOT FORGET THAT THE INTERNET IS NOT @REAL LIFE, THOUGH I HAVE ETHERED YOU IN THAT AS WELL W/ A MEASLY EFFORT BY ANY STANDARDS. LMAOAO'. I GAVE U MORE AMMO THAN U KNOW WHAT DO WITH AND YOU KEEP CHUCKING OUT INDOOR RECESS DISS TRACKS. I OUTBOARDED YOUR ONE TRICK PONYBOY ASS IN THE LICENSURE THREAD

NOW STEP TO W/ OC INSULTS OR MODERN PICS PHAGGOT. PROVE TO ME YOU WERE EVEN WORTH THIS THREAD

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY MULTIPLE PEOPLE U ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME. INB4 MASAII "PASS REVOKED. VIRGIN." LOOOOOOOOOL AT U EVER HAVING ANY SORT OF SEMBLANCE CREDIBILITY ON THIS SITE WHATSOEVER BESIDES UR 100+ POSTS CLAIMING YOUR NCG STATUS.

MASAII IS THE FRAIL NERD SPIRIT ANIMAL


SPLIT OUTTRO

Originally Posted by Masaii

@Orc we should rimjob each other. Would be an electric orgasm.

[Ghost1]

Oh my.

Advantage split.

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MASAII POWER MOVE: REDDIT GIFS


FLAWLESS VICTORY U DUMB KUNT, OLE COCOA BUTTER FRICTION FIENDING ASS FALSE PROPHET, BY WHICH I MEAN NOT EVEN UR DAD COULD BARE THE SHAME OF BURSTING IN ON ONE OF YOUR WEEKLONG FAPBATTICALS U NO NAME SCROTUM


LOOKIN LIKE A VAGRANT JASON STATHAM STARTED SPRAYING FEBREEZE ON SOCIALITES CARS FOR A WHIFF OF VERSACE LEATHER

LOOKIN LIKE U HAD UR EYEBROWS SHIPPED AMAZON PRIME 1-DAY FROM AN AUTHENTIC TEXMEX GREASEBALL IN THE BRONX THE SECOND VIC POSTED HIS FIRST PIC

LOOKIN LIKE UR 1000 YD STARE IS A STRESS INDUCED MONTAGE OF ALL THE HIGH SCHOOL PIZZA PARTIES U FAILED TO GET HANDIES AT

LOOKIN LIKE UR INNER HEART ROUTINE IS 10 HOURS OF OKCUPID SOULCRUSHERS AND THEN WORKING CIRCUITS IN THE BATHTUB WITH THE TOASTER

[PancakeBrah]

This is art.

Bravo.

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SHUSH PANCAKE.

MASAII HASNT SOBBED OVER A CHARACTER ASSASSINATION LIKE THIS SINCE THEY DOMEPIECED GOTENKS IN DRAGONBALL Z SEASON 15.6 EP 2B: REVENGE OF THE WRITERS STRIKE

step1 - enters original thread, loses
step 2 - makes new thread out of furious emotions whilst weeping over keyboard
step 3 - ???
step 4 - profit!!!

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LOOOOL

CAN ANY1 PLS CONFIRM THAT MASAII CAME WITHIN 16 DIGIREDOOS OF A V LAST ENCOUNTER THAT WASNT A RICK MORANIS BOOTLEG????

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WUT U MEAN IM NOT EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED GUISE?

ITT/a self conscious teenager utilizes the interwebz to vent all of his frustration on a well mannered/handsome jock.

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Originally Posted by Masaii

ITT/a self conscious teenager utilizes the interwebz to vent all of his frustration on a well mannered/handsome jock.

FUNNY


SEEMS U WANTED THE HANDS NOT TOO LONG AGO?

LOL, have u ever utilized hands?

inb4 wot m8 im high skewl boxing champ

NO FAGGOT YOU ARE A 10X WIGGER

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NIGHT MASAII

KEEP THE PEBBLES OUT THE THRONEROOM

How do you not see it split.

The more anger you show towards me the more anger you show towards yourself.

I obv represent someone who picks on you irl and as soon as I called you out look at how angry you have become.

Look at how many pics you posted begging for acceptance off the internet bcoz irl you are not accepted as popular and you never will be.

your psyche is transparent.

you lose by default.

[Just C]

All I see here is 1 man getting clowned with ease and responding with generic replies played off as lazy because he simply can't be ass'd being creative and not because his brain isn't sharp enough to compete by coming up with anything else better to say.

Do you want your own thread guy?

What you fail to see is win or lose, Split and I have provided entertainment to NCs. You have not or ever done such a thing.

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Originally Posted by Masaii

How do you not see it split.

The more anger you show towards me the more anger you show towards yourself.

I obv represent someone who picks on you irl and as soon as I called you out look at how angry you have become.

Look at how many pics you posted begging for acceptance off the internet bcoz irl you are not accepted as popular and you never will be.

your psyche is transparent.
you lose by default.

im more popular than u tho, here and in real life

i have shown credentials, u have not, and have utterly failed to thread redirect as a result

you are weak.

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EDIT: goneeeee @ the audacity of calling me a lame for posting MULTIPLE pics when u begged for them and then u couldnt produce

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE FAGGOT IF YOU POST PICS AND A FAGGOT IF YOU DONT

its called calling a bluff


do not mistake anger for the truth Masaii. judging from your sudden withdrawal, I am guessing the truth hurts?


do i stay happy w/ my counter move or hit w/ the coup de grace?

o how the turntables, Masaii

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Just to reemphasize: the only picture Masaii has with a girl "offhand" is his prom picture from 8 years ago


lol guess you signed off

I am done. u may skulk the shadows once more