10-06-2014, 08:00 PM | #1 |
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what is it about disabled bitches
that give them fat asses THO
them and midgets HEAR ME OUT i know you're like wtf is uh-oh messing with retarded ho's? no, i can assure you i am not. but i am being harassed by a chick with spinabifida i made an okcupid account and never got around to filling out my profile at all, but i get on from time to time to see the sadness in my area well this chick with SPINABIFIDA hit up da god like a month ago with a crazily desperate message about how i'm her perfect dude. so i ignored it like a gentlemen. i mean i only filled out the bare necessities like my height and weight and shit i didnt put anything about me but word i got an email saying i got a new message today, so i was like aight lets see what fatty wants to buy da god booze and a whopper this weekend but it was that same chick apologising for coming off creepy in her first message and then asking me what i do for a living awkwardly well i peeped the pics and she's short, blond and all thighs and ass. which sets off a ton of bells in the boner department, in her pics she looks normal enough for being a horse mouthed eatin apples through a fence ho, but she said she walks with a limp and she's kinda pigeontoed i kinda wanna hit yo, but the disabled thing is putting me off also this has sort of happened before. i had a bitch with cerebral palsy want me to rape her. she lived below my buddy but yo thats a different story i'm thinking there is something in my genes that attracts women with terrible spines and musculature
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10-06-2014, 08:07 PM | #2 |
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so..she has a tail? doggystyle might be out of the question
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10-06-2014, 08:23 PM | #3 |
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fucka slaughtered irl
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10-06-2014, 08:26 PM | #4 |
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Lmfaaaao.
I died @ that hol up w8 b4 u jump to conclusions disclaimer
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10-06-2014, 08:32 PM | #5 |
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- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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once bbichio was lil bb in baby college (true story 4real srs)
den he took a breka and walk around campusio and started washing hands in a public beautiful fountain it was pretty and den i see everybody clear out bb look over shoulder, nada dere bb like hmm wtf is going on?????? so bb go into bathroom a few feet away and come out near the fountain is a retarde behetmohm she like breathing all awkwardly like darth vador and she like EGUUGHRU just breahting and bb like wtf is this and she like hey bb im like heylo darth retardio and she like *drools* im like ok and then she walk closer 2 bbichio i said DONT GET ANY CLOSER *SQUIRMS AGAINST WALL* and it was crazy cause her tittios were humongous i was like wtf. and they were huge as heck she was wearing like a bra on with a wifebeater over it and some crazy outfit with big combat boots and she just drooling all retarded with big tits in face im like wtf she get clsoer "hey bb" breahtiung all awkward im like holy fuck wtf and she just corner me into wall near fountain im like STOP PLEASE BB PLZand she like i like bb i want bb to be friend and soon enough her gigantic retard titties like size G bra was pushing bb into wall and she kept coming closer like dude thers a wall and bbs head fucking hetting smushed between big retard tits and wall and my face is there im like wtf what do i do do i just push er thats mean why would i push her and she kept breathing like a fucking robot and kept walking into me into the wall just like nonstop nt aware how retarded shes being and bb gota boner im like wtf is this big ass retard tits all sweaty shit was like from victorias non secret like her victorias bra was open to the public and it wasnt a secret anymore just smushing my face into the wall like crushing me and im being a gentlmene with pinky in the air like plz no and soon she was just doing like this move on me like zangief from street fighter just smother me with her breast muscles shit was isnane hadouken! and i gasped for air before her giant retarded breasts crushed me like trash compactor or something and my head was the garbage against bathroom tile wall in bb campus fucka terrifying i woke up slumped with boner in air and drool all over my bald bb head it was terrifying idk maybe i lost virginity that day but i woke up she was gone and the water from the fountain was just running onto the floor like big shootout happened and there were like sweat stains on the mirror that looked like giant tits idk maybe she saw herself and made out with herself in the mirror with handicoop hooters was insane wow bb so scared |
10-06-2014, 08:35 PM | #6 |
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Lmao bruh no joking I had a bitch on meetme hitting me up talking bout sex all the time an writing sex fantasy shit. Bitch looked decent but kinda had a crazy eye, only took pics sitting down an mostly from the waist up. Forget wat her name is now like Nigeria or some weird African shit. She started talm bout living in Pittsburgh an having her computer stolen an shit an for some reason I Googled her an found a pic of her in a wheel chair an read the story bout the chick having cerebral palsy an paralyzed from the waist down. My first thought was "no wonder this bitch said she could handle a big dick, she ain't gonna feel shit unless she choking on it"
But word...prolly woulda throated her while she sat in her wheel chair tbh...long as she kept that crazy eye to a minimum
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10-06-2014, 08:37 PM | #7 |
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a++ thread tho
lmao
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10-06-2014, 08:39 PM | #8 |
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Pretty sad most of us have a retarded hoe story lmao
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10-06-2014, 08:39 PM | #9 |
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Lol obliterated@ OP & darth retardio
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10-06-2014, 08:55 PM | #10 |
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nah just u and uhoh my nigga
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10-06-2014, 09:01 PM | #11 |
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Muff doesnt even a have a picture with a woman.....lol@thinkin hed have a sex story about one......even a retarded one seems laughable lol.
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10-06-2014, 09:09 PM | #12 |
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Bags u took a pic with two bitches who admittedly werent urs lol
Three dudes..two chicks GUYS IM FKN CASANOVA. LOOK AT MY FRENDS HOES I TAKE PICS WOTH A FEMALE DOE
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10-06-2014, 09:13 PM | #13 |
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Clicked view post?
I have a whole phone full of pics woth bitches Ill go pic for pic woth u right now. The fact im even in the same room as other women in that pic sets me peagues beyond u regardless. But lemme kno wen u wanna go pic for pic I mean....u already assured me 100 percent ud post one woth a chick no problem ne ways But ur a lying nigger so .....theres that. |
10-06-2014, 09:16 PM | #14 |
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Dude said nigger.
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10-06-2014, 09:19 PM | #15 |
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Im tempted to show u my fb so u can shuddap
But I know this is just beg. Not disclosing that..so ill just eat crow 4 now
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10-06-2014, 09:22 PM | #16 |
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Show it to me muff. End this. Show me ur fb. Post link.
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10-06-2014, 09:22 PM | #17 |
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This is why you a retard though. If you got evidence just show him. He is pathetic and wants company. Don't play his game. Prove that you are not like him? Right?
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10-06-2014, 09:23 PM | #18 |
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Lol fuccck no.
Ive seen your work Bags
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10-06-2014, 09:24 PM | #19 |
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im so over fucking only attractive bitches tbh
bet a disabled broad would ride my dick OFF
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10-06-2014, 09:24 PM | #20 |
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Lol @the battle master veritas
Nigga shut ur fuck ass up fore i have bb finish u off for good. Bald fagit. |
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i can't even reply to this, i lold mightily irl, she thinks ur tarded 2 |
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