THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[dull boy]

Merriment is gay as a fairy princess’ mate wearing britches made to bare his dick and taint. Care to disengage in declaring bitching lame? There’s pretentious, then there’s dismissive. Is it fair to whisk away their defensive pain? I air my business without a care. It’s just my way to spare my kid of anger I carry with me. K?

I detect a malady sans a melody.
Hand to Elohim I confess my fallacies
in jest. My talents reach lands in hell, at least.
Ants do relish these set realities.
Checks for hourly spans. We sell our dreams.

[Bodey]

open my mouth, and out the cowardly lands
it's sour, it's bland. no power in plans
this crimson-tide penning's laced with powder and Xans
wow. so dope.
unlike the shit that guys send me
like their dick size goes ten feet
punch 'em in the mouth, taste the liquified pennies
i'll make up a special potion, drinkin bleach in the dark
had myself laughin like Seth Rogan, even leaked out a fart
maybe i'm not as broken as this deviant art
i'll die happy in the ocean gettin eaten by sharks

[Adverse]

The man standing before you
Is so ahead of his time, he took a damn Delorean
Explored the lands before and became a mad historian
Rick Sanchez with the blaster, you anxious cats are Morty then
Lyrical gun for hire, head hunter young Mandolorian
Swag stepping most y'all Ash Ketchum, 20 yrs deep and barely won their first league
This is just my daily routine, ain't no runnin with me your lungs couldn't breath
In altitudes like these I'm above every peak,
But still feeling immense pressure like I'm under the sea
No tongue in cheek, these dudes Gruden, paid all them funds just to underachieve
So the sun won't set on me, this is the definition of resurrection
Been on these forums half my life and still showing this longevity

[Exis]

Ayo,

@Bodey...
I see you edited shit
Just to include Exis in it,
Awww you is too sweet, I just wanna say thanks
I appreciate you as a person and separate you from the fakes...

Now where the fuck was I?
Oh yeah,
How is this the guest life?
You shouldn't even have hiphop in your depressed eyes
I left spikes in your chest,
When the tech snipes your fuckin' flesh pipes
You post wack shit that I read past,
Terrible rhymer but steadfast
How's your girl doin'?
I heard she slobs on more wood than a special ed class
Watch this pest die,
A bitches best rhyme is just dressed up drama,
You know the press lie
Nigga say he don't bite lyrics just only takes half of the shit like ex wives
It's not like if you died we'd sniffle,
Fuck your style kid I don't even have to try and rip you
I'll divide up and hit you,
Watch your whole rap career end like a collidin' missile.

[Adverse]

I was destined meant for this, the universe sent plenty of coherent messages
Spelt it in bold letters that i should get it and never let it slip
Ted Nugent stranglehold on the neck of it, twist it like the Exorcist
Yo Exis is right most these rappers cock suckers like my exes is
Rappers got extra estrogen these days, so damn sensiitve
Rather mumble and moan instead of talking in complete sentences
So I'm next, a celebrity in the makin' not like Kevin Bacon but like Freddy or Jason
Mass murderer mentioned for dismemberments and detonations
Detrimental dentist knocking out your teeth and smashing your face in
Dennis Quaid pop up on you no matter where you vacation!
I got bars for eternity..i could write three 16s for every line you script
I could press a new vinyl by the time you find something to rhyme with it
So silence .

[Dope girl]

I got shine ain't down with hoe shit
To all you niggas want to hit it
I'mma keep it with y'all don't want no drama

[Bodey]

ooh you so gangstaaaa, another sheriff is shook
my eyes filled with boredom, the carelessness look
stuck my shoe in my mouth like I don't cherish my foot
but i'll never be taken serious singin Meredith Brooks
cuz i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, you're the child of your brother
i'm a winner, you're a taint, with STD-infected stains
you're in hell, i'm a dream, kill yourself without esteem
i really wouldn't want it any other way
this is good writing here, this is topnotch
i'm guzzling icy beer doing hopscotch
they try to tell me to tone it down, have an aquafina
but i'm about to throw it down, heyyyy macarina
sorry if i got too loud, felt like shakin it up
got me stumblin around, Caucasian as fuck

[Exis]

I've got ridiculous rips,
And spout scriptures that make you grimace and wince
I nailed the track down like Christ and rode the chorus like a ministers dick
Exis be quick with insults,
Not a pacifist...
I'm actually not even mad it's just
When I click it's a rush,
The ruger leaves mixtures of liquid and dust
I have a savage sickness,
To leave battered rich kids dragged and split
"Shut the fuck up!"
I tell the bastard that the hammer pins turned his dad a bitch
He begged for his life,
After I was done with mom it looked like I threw eggs at his wife
Splat!
You know how long I've been cravin' squirtin' my crap into a white snatch
He didn't even fight back,
Traumatic blows to the head
Insured that he couldn't testify let alone go to the feds
But enough about the homicide
It's obvious his mama died
The cyanide and lime cans,
Wooden boxes and iodine
I told the kid thanks to your parents I can't take no hostage
Plus did you know your moms sucked more cock than Jet-Li does dropkicks?.

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by Exis

and rode the chorus like a ministers dick

lmao now THAT's funny

[Master Rock]

My thermal capacity causes massive drips
I'll be the faucet
feed u with the massive hits
when exposed I'm causes ur massive trips
fly by in the clouds
breakthroughs get ripped
Concluded I'm simply the massive fix
50 cent collect ur loose change now watch the magic stick
hocus pocus chasing dragons now u heaving sick
lyrics stone cold
now u leaving bricked

[Adverse]

Watching Bodey and Exis go blows, my flows so electric
Chip on my shoulder a boulder so all my foes got a death wish
Your verses are full of more cheese than the Extra Most Bestest
And speaking of Ceasar, i rewrote history and built Rome in a second
I'm young Scott Lang, traversing many new quantum plains
But i ain't a bug you can squash nah I'm a god just like Charlamagne
Billy Joel knows I've kept it the hottest even though i didn't spark the flame
You other dudes came and Wentz, i guess now you feel Carson's pain

[Exis]

That Carson line is just flames lol...

[Urban Dialect]

i bet, been a child of Satan is tough, no matter which way you go, your way is corrupt, you keep it shady cause you can't stay in the sun, your skin starts baking cause this planet's alien, it anit where you from,

that's why you're paranoid, no matter where you're going you're taking your gun, i bet it's annoying, every time you help someone you just end up taking from them, knowing
it's the curse, the MARK of beast given to you,
no one else on the planet gets to do the shit that you do,
getting paid at work just to sit on your glutes,
fighting your gay urges, it's either murder or you fucking some dude,
the nuts in your head are not screwed tight enough, their too loose
you're quick to fall apart and becoming mentally unglued, and shoot up school.
or find some drugs you can shoot up in you

[Exis]

Nigga your the same as Mase,
Cats like you just don't matter
You keep fallin' like you was born with your shoelaces together
Come back and Ima eat your verses like Hannibal Lector,
Follow my lectures and you'll get the reason I practice
Beatin' you bastards,
Was just listenin' to your tracks...
You've already got one so I'll give your skull two fractures
Maggot don't have a clue,
Tryna run up on me when you have 2 left shoes
Died and dried out,
No juices
And no spillin' illness like a non wack Papoose did
Let loose with this uzi,
Blood spillin' outta your Gucci while your eyes squeezed like Lucy's.

[Bodey]

breathin fire back into this open mic cypher
these broken life wires woke up to write nicer
jumpin out the hospital bed, i'm obnoxiously red
lungs havent quite worked since I coughed up a thread
hangin out with depressing angels and hilarious demons
been Bodey since the cradle with no alias needed

[brokenhal0]

Venus fly traps and shady demons its a mario world
your pipes are needed dinosaurs got your wife and they like to eat her
while you find time to type such a engaging thesis
im doing what you hate to do for the sake of reason
strange formula outside of educated heathens
relax brother doom is a taste of seasons another united gesture
kenpo block elbow lock balance motivates dying procedure
playing president constitutional pardon guilty never innocent
your use of hipster words and netflix memes
tells me your a nerd with pinterest dreams sissy themes
there's love in boredom its called lust for autumn
Across the falling wonder boggles a twentieth century operator
call me big dick dudley 3d copulater dm a stranger tell em block a hater

[Exis]

Good to see you back fam @brokenhalo

Aight,

Dear diary...
Broken said your only as ill as your buddy list
But Bodey and Ad say your only ill as your buddies list
'Cause in myth it's them who gives me my power and mitts
Watch how my confidence lifts to conquer this shit
Stop and read the fuckin' lines
Start to ponder what's writ,
Somber and lit,
Board on some metamorphosis shit
Went from newbies to crabs
Votin' on punchlines to in cursive vocab
Every verse with no tab,
And tryin' to equal with no math
Your turf is slow stabbed,
But these jerks don't know bad
When they votin' strictly based off hype and a friends soft message
Laughin' and jokin' on AIM just to boost they win/loss record
And if one more person tells me to spit audio they best be gone from text
I'll spit the fuckin' shottie and break the bones in your neck
I've grown in respect,
When I write it's just for fun and to pass time
So when I said I'm retirin' it ain't gonna be my last rhyme
My last line,
I use whenever I'm in a bind
Learnt to just open up word pad and get down the thoughts in my mind
So advanced now I can read backwards the dots of the blind
Challegin' Jesus verses God gets you crossed in your rhymes
I'm like times your worth subtracted by your failure
I'm just attracted to winnin'
Your only attracted to failure (Shout outs to Dragon)
Sit back and relax,
As I relieve pressure when these lames react
Puttin' railroads thru your skull,
Make your brain retract
My game is back,
I'm the most dangerous in the world puttin' dangers in the world
Holdin' strangers in a curl,
In the crease of my muscles
Make your veins release thru the tussle,
Make your name seize in the muffles
Leavin' G's in a struggle,
But enough of the glory rhymes
Hell,
We went from punches to every head spittin' story lines,
And it ain't even story time.

[Bodey]

people scorn me blind and it leaves me mortified
i'll torture guys til they wanna go to the morgue to die
i chortle, cry, write my rhymes with a morbid vibe
eatin up assorted lies with a crooked fork and knife
sucked down a portal like a porno on the web worldwide

[Adverse]

All my challengers been lame so i had to challenge my brain
Surely talented, graduated from prey to predator, talons and fangs
So i guess I'm a heavy ass pendent here to unbalance the chain
Shout to the mountains i climbed, the blood, sweat, the galons I've drained
They ask me how i did it? Well hope is a powerful thang
What kept me going? I'm just trying to fuck all of your mamas on my Fountains of Wayne!
Got your hands full, as i hand you your ass and i hand you defeat
Young Saquan, you were only the best till i got back on my feet
You'd think it got cut from G League way I'm trashing Thabeet
They say losing happens to the BEST of us if that's the case then why the fuck it never happened to me?

[Exis]

Rest in Peace to Kobe
& his beautiful daughter...Sorry wrong forum ;(