1-2 Punch League: ONSLAUGHT Results Mag

[BROKE LESNAR]

Presented by BROKE LESNAR

Introduction

Before I get started, I would first like to express my appreciation for your patience in the making of this mag. Everybody has been really courteous and supportive. Not once did I ever feel hurried or strong-armed into releasing the ONSLAUGHT results to the league and I am fortunate to have such gentlemanly participants take place not only in the ONSLAUGHT event but the league in general. To all of the competitors who submitted a bar in ONSLAUGHT, I thank you for making it an enjoyable read. The activity you stirred up was exactly what I was hoping for. To show my generosity for your patience and kindness in the development of this mag, I have not included any in-depth commentary on the bars themselves, nor have I posted any music videos to make your read any easier. What I have done is upped the ante so to speak and increased the prize payout. With that said, enjoy your read.

Voting Grades

Each bar will be graded on a scale of 1-10 in 3 different categories. Those scores will then be added to the participants grand total at the end of the voting process. The individual with the highest score will be crowned the winner.




Categories

Overall:
Rebuttal Quality:
Haymaker Potential:




Participants

Muff
Red Soldier
YDK
Packed Graves
Wordz AhGod
Certain
Unfuckwitable
Kin
theMuzzle
Destroyer




Prizes

1st Place: Championship Match, +1 Win, and an Accomplishment
2nd Place: Contendership Match, +1 Win
3rd Place: +1 Win




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

broke

All that multitasking indicates your not at all sexual
Think you killed Two Birds with One Stone?
U just tried a 3some equipped w/ a cock n one testicle

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


11




Red Soldier

Originally Posted by Red Soldier

red about his business..give me weapon n this kid is finished
i'll let the shank curvature back..till ya spine is a splitting image

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Blanco bishop got dat slickback. Put your face in the furnace
You Rock N Enough Mousse that Bullwinkle'll attempt to mk a resurgence

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10

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Red Soldier

Originally Posted by Red Soldier

muff my squad'll run up on ya..n stop ya breathing
So if there's massive bounty on his head..it's to cease the bleeding

Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10


21




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Blanco

you bout as complex n colorful as a rubix cube
Ul never see Bishop with Steel...unless you watch the movie Juice

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


21




Red Soldier

Originally Posted by Red Soldier

you've been wack for ages..every lines been nothin but dumb whore
bro those drops so ass..nicki's anaconda song might fall off the billboard

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Yo che

Nig im just too much che. Call it curtains
Nig aint nothin revolutionary about u ..cept winning w/ garbage verses

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


20




Red Soldier

Originally Posted by Red Soldier

you like those hairy bitches..chicks I wouldn't touch in their life time
the way this dude dives on the bush..Reggie's career might be spent on the sideline

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Yo iono wtf im tlkin bout but im effin vicious
HOUSTON WE GOT A PROBLEM
che writes rhymes like he got decompression sickness

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Ayo red soldier

AYO I KEEP THE TOMMY LIFTED
U DESERVE THE PURPLE HEART
ILL MAKE THAT HAPPEN WEN UR BODY ENTERS DECOMPISITION

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Red Soldier

Originally Posted by Red Soldier

ur a schmuck with bars..he ain't got lines for his survival
him beating me?..that's a twist of fate that Matt Hardy couldn't rival

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO CHE LOVES SOCCER. NOTION GOT ME RELUCTANT TO LIVE
HOPE U GET PUNCHED IN THE RIBS
COZ ONLY TIME U PERFORM SLIDE TACKLES..U ABDUCTING SUM KIDS

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

RED SOLDIER

FKER. HOMIE UR SLOP
Ur RHYMES LIKE WW1 TRENCH WARFARE. FKN UGLY N OVRR THE TOP

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10


9




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YOU A FKN TROLL. ITS THE TRUEST LIE
U REMIND ME OF EDDIE..GUERRERO...NOW GO COMMIT SUICIDE

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Red Soldier

Originally Posted by Red Soldier

ya chicks strugglin w/ her soul muff..we both know the bitch is bound to fall
so I hope my blade centerpiece..like her head when I mount it on the wall

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

FKN COKE HEAD. CLEARLY DUNS A HOMO
U SHUD STOP FKN WIT SNOW N STRT HITTIN TREES LIKE SONNY BONO

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO I KEYSTYLE...THIS HERBS MAD FRAUDULENT
YOU JUST BIN RECYCLING...DO THAT W/ YO WORDPAD DOCUMENT

JEEZ

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10


9




Red Soldier

Originally Posted by Red Soldier

we know I got goons..but ill take you out myself..I'm too mean
ill stomp ya face so many times..coroners'll claim death by a river dance team

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10


9




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

NIGGA I MAKE MEAN MONEY
IN A BATTLE OF WITS U TRAIL DA GOAT LIKE THE HUNCHBACK IN 300


Word association

Og shit

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


20




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Omfg IM FKN CRAZY

YO U SUCK. ITS FKN APPARENT
THISIZ LIKE COMMODUS IN GLADIATOR. .CEPT NO1 THUMB UPPIN DIS SPANIARD

Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


24




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO U BARS MK ME AW SHUCKS INSIDE
WE KNOW U A BROWN RECLUSE. .NOW GET STUNG BY 1 N FKN DIE

Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


24




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

AYO

YO REFERENCES ARE REMOTE KILLAH
U IDOLIZE CHE..ONLY PPL WAN COMMUNISM OBV JUSSUM BROKE NIGGAS

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YA RHYMES R WORSE UR A HEATHEN
FEEL LIK IM BATTLING MYSELF. .MUFF STAY DEALIN WIT PERSONAL DEMONS

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


9




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO U SHUD LET THE CUM DRY
NC LIKE YO U KILLED THAT SOLO.. NO NICK CANNON IN DRUMLINE

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10


9




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

ONE FOR WAG JUST CUZ HE ITT


I FIND MURDERIN BUMS VERY DELIGHTFUL
IDC IF U WAG BITCH...ILL KILL U DOG LIKE BALE IN AMERICAN PSYCHO


BOW BOW

BARZ GOT ADLIBS

Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10


21




YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

Red soldiers known to fuck dogs, lets be frank ha i wouldnt dare
Cuz soldiers lookin for that red rockets blast off an spatter him with red glare

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

LISTEN SOLDIER MY LINES GRAFFITI
U WUDNT BE 3 CLICKS CLOSER 2 VICTORY GETTN A RIDE TO SIGN A TREATY

FUCK

Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10


21




YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

Muff aint got bars he's retarded he just got lines that nobody likes,
I told em i was having a coke party, and he offered to bring the ice

Overall: 8/10
Rebuttal Quality: 8/10
Haymaker Potential: 8/10


24




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

NIGGA YDK IMA DOPE WRITER. CLEARLY U CANT QUILL
YOU STILL WEAR FILA'S.. I HOPE U GET HUNG LIKE GRANT HILL



Ydk duz wear filas still tho

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO UR ASS MAGGOT.
SAY U DNT FINISH UR JOKES...UR BARS SAY OTHERWISE U WACK FAGT

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO YDK LIKE CHOC DILDOS. LOVES THE BLK RUBBER
LINE GOT ME LIKE WHY D.K? BUT ITS EVIDENT U SMASH BROTHERS

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

FK DUDE MY MIND

AYO U SUSPECT WIGGA
IM GOIN TO THE TOP FLOOOR
YDK LIKE "HOLD THAT ELEVATE..OR" IM LIKE "FUCK THAT NIGGA"

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO YDK A BUM..A HOMELESS SUITOR
ITS A JUNGLE OUT HERE
N THIS NIGGA LOOKIN FOR SUM GRUB LIKE TIMON N PUMBAA

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

IF U DNT THINK MUFF IS GR8. .FAM UR A HATER
PPL LOVE MY BODY OF WORK..U WUDNT HAVE 1 DOIN MANUAL LABOR

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

WAG IDLE ITT. COME HERE U WACK NIGLET
My BARS GIVE HIM HART ATTACK
URS BOUT AS HARD AS A DROP KICK FRM A BLK MIDGET

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

I INDULGE IN THE MARIJUANA
BEAT ME? U GON NEED THE HAND OF GOD 2 WIN LIK DIEGO MARADONA

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10


9




YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

Muff posts bar after bar like they gonna fuck us up but bruh it aint liquor
One stretched line from me' ll fuck you up quicker
Than licking percocet dust off a swiffer

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30







YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

Muff getting raped like he met roethlisburger and didnt have mace
Its an onslaught bitch
And i' ll 1-2 step all over this fags face

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10


7




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

AYO U BUTTHOLE WIGGA
IF U THINK U BETTER U MUST BFUCKIN RETARDED NO @uh-oh NIGGA

RAPE

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

IM THE BEST TO RHYME
LOL @ ROFLZBERGER..NIGGAS RUN THRU U LIKE DEY OFFENSIVE LINE

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

ILL EAT U LIKE NO PROB
HERES THE SCOOP
U WUDNT HAVGOOD HUMOR IF U WERE ICE CREAM MAN IN GHOST DOG

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Packed Graves

Originally Posted by Packed Graves

my bitches scared of the dick but still here for the night
when hoes are Under Attack, they literally start to fear for their life

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO NIG EVERY LINE U BRING SUCKS
UR BATTLES R SUCH GRAVE ROBBERIES I HOPE U DIE YUNG LIKE KING TUT

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Shrt setups to compensate stretched punch vintage muff

PG NOONE THINKS UR ILL CHILL
WE ALL SAW THE BITCH IN GRAVE LIK UMA THURMAN IN KILL BILL

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


16




Wordz AhGod

Originally Posted by Wordz AhGod

everything u say is pussy so I'll leave his eye swelled
jesus, if this Attack gets any weaker, I'll have to start punching myself.

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

MY RHYMES EXPLODE LIKE A FKN CYST
K WRDSOFGOD..
UR SHIT MK ME WAN TO WORSHIP SATAN N CUT MY WRISTS

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Packed Graves

Originally Posted by Packed Graves

you don't get hoes, this ugly nigga make a bitch hide
if Attack see a bitch flag'em down, she using him for a quick ride

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

IM A BEAST N WILD
IF GOD IS MY WITNESS...SOMEBODY KILL THIS FGT N BEAT THE TRIAL

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Packed Graves

Originally Posted by Packed Graves

garbage herb, nothing your showing dohpe
the only way muffle do harm is by blowing smoke

Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 7/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10


21




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

CHECK MY SWAGGER. CHECK THE NUANCE TRICK
USER TITLE SAYS NAMEFLIPS ARE CLEVER
UNFORTUNATELY U ARENT BITCH

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


20




Packed Graves

Originally Posted by Packed Graves

those name changes are corny, an trust I'm not a believer
only time you'll see digg before graves is during proper procedure

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Packed Graves

Originally Posted by Packed Graves

that achievement is undeserved, your wack to me cuzzzzzzzzz
the only time a tackle hurt anyones if their not paying attention & he actually does

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO EVERY LINE I SPAWN KILLS HIM
PG THINK HE BALL ON THE NET BUT CNT STAY ON THE COURT LIKE DERON WILLIAMS

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

IM BOUT TO LOG OFF. U DNT BELIEVE ME TRICK
WATCH ME ESCAPE GRAVE FASTER THAN A MFIN HOUDINI TRICK



BYE

LOL

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Packed Graves

Originally Posted by Packed Graves

log off nugga you ain't gone yet
I don't know what's blurryer screen or ya concepts

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Certain

Originally Posted by Certain

SO YOU'RE SAYING HE HAS ONE NUT BUT GETS IT OFF IN SEXUAL THREESOMES?
MUFF DIVING FOR LOWER-TIER PUNCHES SINCE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY HE CAN PLEASE 'EM.

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YOU ROBBED YA DUDE FUK. DIS DUDES SHALLOW
MY ACHIEVMENT UNDESERVED
NIG UN DESERVED THE WIN LAST TIME U 2 BATTLED

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


25




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

CERTAIN IONO WAT THE FUK TO SAY
IONO KARATE BITCH
BUT POST ANOTHER THREAD LIKE THAT N ILL KIK U IN UR FKN FACE

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Packed Graves

Originally Posted by Packed Graves

you a true faggit let me expose a bit
they'll be so many bullets insert, you'd think you watched me load a clip

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Certain

Originally Posted by Certain

THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT "CURVATURE" MEANS. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN, BITCH.
HE CAN LIE, CHEAT AND STEAL, BUT GUERRERO STILL HAS NO HEART EVEN AFTER THE NAME SWITCH.

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

OH SNAP THATS WORD..SHIT
I THOUGHT THAT WP WAS DOPE LIKE THE 70TH TIME I HEARD IT

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Certain

Originally Posted by Certain

THAT WAS USED AGAINST ME LAST WEEK, BUT I WON. SO WHY REPEAT IT?
YOU'RE FOLLOWING BEANS, LIKE SHIT STAINS ON UNDERWEAR FROM DIAHREA.

Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


22




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO MUFF STRAIGHT BUSSIN UR ASS IN (LOL)
N PG IMA FUCKIN KILL YOU FOR CERTAIN LIKE IM HIS FKN ASSASSIN

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Unfuckwitable

Originally Posted by Unfukwitable

If Muff ever says he owns a Rolex, I won't be denying it fam,
Cos this thread proves he got lots of valuable time on his hands.

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Kin

Originally Posted by Kin

Horns aimed at Red Soldier...take him out wit a quick spar
Dont be Mad, adore...cuz u gotta Honer a Bull wit Dis Charge

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

I hope God strikes you down. Commence the bed wetting
We R a Stark Contrast..n I hope U get struck by a Bolt like the Red Wedding


U CANT SEE DEEZ DBL MEANINGS :)

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Certain

Originally Posted by Certain

WHY IS MUFF STILL HERE?
NO REALLY, WHY IS MUFF STILL HERE?

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Lol irony got me fkn fried
Id ask u why YOUR here...but obv ur here to write poems 2 abunch of guys

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Certain

Originally Posted by Certain

MUFF'S ON TINDER HITTING UP DUDES, TRYING TO GET THE BONE SNAKE.
SEE HE CAPITALIZES HIS HOMOPHONE MISTAKES LIKE HE CAPITALIZES ON HOMO PHONE DATES.

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO CERTAIN STOP POSTING. COZ UR TOO MUCH ASS
I TOLD HIM STEP UP OR STEP DOWN
THIS FAGGOT THOUGHT I WAS TALKING BOUT HIS ZUMBA CLASS

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Certain

Originally Posted by Certain

MUFF IS MAKING PERSONALS UP AGAIN.
I WORK OUT ABOUT AS OFTEN AS YOU WORK ON STABLE LAND.

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

FK LIKE U NEVER SEE A FATTY AT YMCA NO SHOES N KARATE
WHEN U WORK OUT U LOOK LIKE A MASCULINE ROSEANNE DOIN PILATES

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

YO CERTAIN U CANT FUK WITH THE THINGS IM SAYING
WE SHOULD MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR U TO TOUCH THE POST LIKE JIMMY GRAHAM

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Certain

Originally Posted by Certain

YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT BATTLING, AND YOUR LIFE IS ONE GIANT CUM STAIN.
SINCE MUFFIN'S ALWAYS COVERED IN FROSTING, THEY'LL BE CALLING THIS WIN A CUPCAKE.

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 3/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


7




theMuzzl3

Originally Posted by theMuzzl3

gotta write in all CAPS to get across what you mean...
does CAPSLOCK help you blow off steam?

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

Your weak, frail and full of shit and clearly not a threat
you even named yourself muzzle but why aint you bought one yet?

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

I had to google it to find out what this retarded "tinder" is
Cuz hes certainly only searching for the same genders jizz

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


25




YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

Ima take everybody out muff broke certain and red soldier
Aint no coming back when the pistol blast
And I put you down like ebola

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


21




Destroyer

Originally Posted by Destroyer

des will run over all of u with stupid nameplay haberdash
cuz I'm certain ydk gets no muff like the muzzles faggot ass

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Listen des

Top 100 lists? Your not hackin it homo
No1 has this Destroyer Pegged mainly because hed rather play Battleship solo

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Destroyrr

Des come get throttled by a hero
Rating ur verses is like Japanese bombers in ww2
They take Flak and they r always followed by a Zero









Coz zeris escort bombers n take anti air fire for the ignorant to history ppl

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Niga got the reservoir dog sig. Kids estatic
I see mr white n Mr Blue..But who the fuck r u?....Mr Faggot?

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Destroyer

Originally Posted by Destroyer

muff u can't fuck w/des, u wanna, but then u fail the contest
tried three times to hit but still couldn't, just like ur latest female conquest

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


25




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Bro tht was played as fuck. You drop SHIT. Your buggin out
Evrry verse u drop jus a different shade of brown likethe inside of ur fkn house

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Bro. Look at your sig. Yiu dnt wnt to spar or gesture
Plus Ur eyes so sunken im surprised ur skull dsnt crack frm water pressure

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Keying agen

Des. Stay out of Onslaught

Because...

Bro u look like the walkin dead. Hardly bein cheapskate
Jus look@ dis Zombie shitting all over this Classic like the Halloween Remake

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 7/10


11




Destroyer

Originally Posted by Destroyer

muff give up text son, you'd have better luck to try and get laid
you've gone three times twice now, which just proves ur the Pippen to my MJ

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


12




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Lol faggot. The way u fake it is sad
Im not pippen to ur mj
U just champ 1-2 ..cry..n dedicate it to dad

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


16




Destroyer

Originally Posted by Destroyer

cmon son. im 38 and still ballin, think u can take the reigns from me? not yet
if I'm re-tired, it's just cuz this is the second time I had to read those lame concepts

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 3/10


11




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

lol shit got me soo blind dude
Mj? Des you think your King James and ur hairline cosigned u

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

Des you're 38? Goddamn you old enough to be my dad
Ima rob this nigga for child support
And use a gun that gotta caliber for every birthday you've had

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


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Destroyer

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I get it, des got gray hairs, but I seen ur pic. if u think ur fly, ur not
& srs... u should chill w/the old jokes, except I know those are the only kind u got

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

I make this thread gold like rumpelstilskin the savage
YDK you need to capitalize your mistakes
DONT HAVE ANYMORE CHILDREN U FAGGOT

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Destroyer

Originally Posted by Destroyer

YDK don't even come in here, ur out of ur league, and it's too bad
I could write a book about how gay u are, and prolly sell more copies on Amazon than u have

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Besides everytime you post its a can a doo
N the fact u make A Ceasar Cut look like Pompeii with the Spanish Flu

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

yo when old men des browses web? Boston Creme
He hvn a Time Crisis. .cept he never reloads once he shoots off the screen

Overall: 5/10
Rebuttal Quality: 5/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


15




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Lol muff president. I just push big red button coz im a jerk
DES pushes big red button. "AWW shit just activated my life alert"

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Destroyer

Originally Posted by Destroyer

keep trying faggot, but think you'll end on top? that's a reach fool
muff wants the slought win so bad, he's dropping three bars with each pull

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Des tlks to bitches while they runnin. he be loser
He talking to bitches thru the dash like onstar in his pt cruiser

Whew

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


3




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Bro you gay as fuck. Gtfo..i hope that u-hauls able
you think your balls dropped coz u flip more dudes than a Foosball table

Overall: 3/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 5/10


9




Destroyer

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I'm old enough to legit fuck ur mom, so watch ur lip, kid
'he talking to bitches' and u don't faggot, that's the difference

Overall: 7/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


27




YDK

Originally Posted by YDK

Lmao des tryna earn some relevancy "I could write a book..." bitch yeah right
You've had 38 years an STILL on a rap site an ain't done shit with your life!

Overall: 10/10
Rebuttal Quality: 10/10
Haymaker Potential: 10/10


30




Muff

Originally Posted by Muff

Ydk moneyshots guys. It was foretold. Thats a stray problem
Not @ the Oracle. .but its clear you splash brothers no curry n klay Thompson

Overall: 1/10
Rebuttal Quality: 1/10
Haymaker Potential: 1/10


11




Results

10. theMuzzl3 = 3
9. Wordz AhGod = 30
8. Unfukwitable = 30
7. Kin = 30
6. Certain = 122
5. Packed Graves = 174
4. Red Soldier = 177
3. Destroyer = 195
2. YDK = 200
1. Muff = 762




ONSLAUGHT 3rd Place Finish

Destroyer






ONSLAUGHT Runner Up


YDK





ONSLAUGHT WINNER

Muff



Congratulations to Muff for winning the first inaugural ONSLAUGHT event.

[YDK]

Fuckin dope @BROKE LESNAR totally worth the wait man lol an Congrats @Muffled and @Destroyer dope shit fellas

[YDK]

Any chance you checked the percentage of good bars vs the quantity of bad ones?

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by YDK

Any chance you checked the percentage of good bars vs the quantity of bad ones?

lmao yeah there's a big fucking chance i did that

[YDK]

Lmao just wondering bro cuz muffled killed the shit

[Destroyer]

hahaha muff you loser

[Destroyer]

broke, good shit, would have like a top 5 of all bars tho

[El Muffin]

lol.

it was presented like it was a cypher

so i cyphered

i didnt sit there n deliberate on shit

my rebuttals came as soon as i saw sum1 post sumthin aimed @ me

n sumtimes i just posted off the top back to back

cant u tell? lol

[BROKE LESNAR]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

broke, good shit, would have like a top 5 of all bars tho

The 30's would be the best bars.

[Mike Wrecka]

A good old fashioned who has no life contest



Congrats muff?

[jilti]

Muff the only one who care about this

[El Muffin]

lol. u guys cant come off the top

i mean look at those setups rofl

i still think my stark contrast and a few others were the best in this thing tho



dnt be mad @ me for doing what this event said to to do @ its inception

des only one who tried to go back n forth.

but he dipped after like 3 rebuttals

nxt time ill sit and think about lines in a cypher guys

cypher

cypherrrr

fkn bitches

[~RustyGunZ~]

lol

why wouldn't you average things out

give the person with the most bars maybe bonus points but eh

[BROKE LESNAR]

Muff: 61 bars, 9 of them were 30
Red Soldier: 7 bars, 4 of them were 30
YDK: 9 bars, 4 of them were 30
Packed Graves: 7 bars, 5 were 30
Wordz AhGod: 1 bar and it was a 30
Certain: 7 bars, 2 of them were 30
Unfuckwitable: 1 bar and it was a 30
Kin: 1 bar and it was a 30
theMuzzl3: 1 bar and it wasn't a 30
Destroyer: 8 bars, 4 of them were 30

[El Muffin]

bang

there u bitches

take that take that

im batting like 008. but sup

hate to see yall in an aim cypher.

youd struggle mightily

but gs everyone

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

Muff: 61 bars, 9 of them were 30
Red Soldier: 7 bars, 4 of them were 30
YDK: 9 bars, 4 of them were 30
Packed Graves: 7 bars, 5 were 30
Wordz AhGod: 1 bar and it was a 30
Certain: 7 bars, 2 of them were 30
Unfuckwitable: 1 bar and it was a 30
Kin: 1 bar and it was a 30
theMuzzl3: 1 bar and it wasn't a 30
Destroyer: 8 bars, 4 of them were 30

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

10. theMuzzl3 = 3 lol
9. Wordz AhGod = 30 = shouldnt' be in the running
8. Unfukwitable = 30 = shouldn' be in the running
7. Kin = 30 / 1 = Shouldn't be in the running.
6. Certain = 122 / 7 = 17.4
5. Packed Graves = 174 / 7 = 24.9
4. Red Soldier = 177 / 7 = 25.3
3. Destroyer = 195 / 8 = 24.4
2. YDK = 200 / 9 = 22.2
1. Muff = 762 / 61 = 12.5

going overkill doesn't mean shit lol he had the worst showing of them all with so many more bars. if anything he just wasted your time.

Winner: Red Soldier

Runner up: PG

3rd place: Destro


2nd to last place: Muff, only doing better than muzzle


wtf lol

[El Muffin]

foh

read the onslaught thread.

it was a cypher

me n des onky ones who did that

i dropped whatever i thkught of @ the time

why the fuck u acting like this spose to be some deliberated shit

[~RustyGunZ~]

he dropped 7 which was on par with everyone else.

ain't like every0ne was in the 20-30's

the second highest person dropped 9 fucking bars

YOU DROPPED 61

c'mon bro

you averaged 12 out of 30 points lmfao

[Certain]

Of the four lines I put even half an effort toward, I got two 30s, a 22 and a 15. I should win something. Perhaps a pat on the back?

[El Muffin]

ay.

cypher is a cypher

ur forgetting that



no regrets.

it shud be obv that i was jus goin beserk in there

i bet i still had majoruty of top bars

i.e delete all the wack shit

id still win

i was jus flexin the creative process

u canr keep up