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08-03-2020, 05:56 PM
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NJ Devil
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Shadow Boxing Battle #2 - CLOSED
Battler 1
Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69 Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come .. Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons Battler 2 Shadow box? It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts
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08-03-2020, 06:45 PM
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NJ Devil
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night 7 Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69 7 Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug 7 Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body 5 I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license 6 Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come .. Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons 6 Shadow box? It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it 7 I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX 7 You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day 6 I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner 8 You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ 6 Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts 5 v/ battler 2. It was pretty close. both had some bars that I thought were cringe and both had bars that were solid. Both also got weaker toward the end of their verses. ok sooner bar was best of the battle but battler 1 was a bit more consistent to me
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08-03-2020, 08:23 PM
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Battler 1 -
Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69 Cool. Not stunning or anything, but I dug those 4. I had to ask what a Browning was, because I'm lame af, but after I found out - i liked it more. Battler 2 - Shadow box? It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner OK Sooner bar is dooooope, LOTB easily. shadow box was also a clever flip on the name, i dug that a lot too. UberX i liked, but not as much as the other two... it's kind've a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd situation... all were good though. V - Battler 2
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08-04-2020, 08:24 AM
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Battler 1 Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night Nice but seen the concept used recently Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69 nice Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug Doesn’t fully work but ok Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body come on I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license better Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come .. Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons want to hate this wp but it also kinda works so cool Battler 2 Shadow box? It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it Lol I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX Decent but not a great diss angle imo You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day This isn’t even close to rhyming? I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner Nice You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ Simple but good wording makes it Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts Decent closer Woodstock Naked & afraid Vs Shadow box Ok sooner Both had one bad miss which was cremate and the non rhymer. 1 was going for wordplays too hard and 2 was kinda more basic but comedy. Overall I think the comedy style lands better when it misses like the clay pottery line is kinda a miss for me too. Vote - 2
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08-04-2020, 12:39 PM
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Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license vs Shadow box? It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts This was kind of close. Both were equal in concepts but the first one had better wording so lines came off smooth. no true haymakers from either. Could honestly go either way. MVGT == Battler 1
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08-05-2020, 05:01 PM
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NJ Devil
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1 highs verything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug mids Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69 I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come .. Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons lows Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body 2 highs I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ mids Shadow box? It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts lows n/a battler 2 wins
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08-06-2020, 05:37 PM
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Fuck you AND your crew! I'm icing all you dweebs on sight
Browning to your caps reminiscent of ya wifey on her knees at night ehhhh decent idea, could have been executed better imo Got drawers full of old rifles to smash you w/ so bitch, be nice Or a Woodstock'll damage your brain more than acid trips in '69 kinda okay, but executed the same as the line just before and easy to telegraph as soon as you read “Woodstock” tbh. Should have flipped it so that was at the other end of the punch Everything in my arsenal is harmful, kid. Enough AK's slaughtering, clay pottery; these arms will split your mug LOL @ the AK namedrop. pottery and mug is too simplistic Probably a cuck..so tend to ya girl's crotch n slurp, you softy Make sure you have my cream-ate before you watch me burn her body lmao absolutely terrible I'll ransack your home w. a hammer aimed at ya fam jus like it's ISIS Have you all so naked and afraid, Discovery Channel wants to license nah from me Every bullet I'm releasing is fun. Retreat and I'll come .. Hunnam down in the cut without another season of Sons not feeling, too simple Battler 2 Shadow box? It’s a weird concept your girl’s pussy shares the name with Because it will literally let anything in, but not even light escapes it just okay I bang high class hoes so I see why you’re super stressed If you get a text that the escort is arriving it’s an alert from UberX much better You work out and that’s cool, I shoot guns to be frank This biscuit will fill you with so many carbs you’ll think it’s your cheat day okay I got bars like Sing Sing but I ain’t no crooner Told Hush I wanted to bury you with a Big 12, and he couldn’t give me the OK sooner okay You’re a faggot, take this healthy beating dude My bars are straight fire, you go to bars that are LGBTQ lol maybe needed more zing? Foreplay with your bitch And I make her juices come out Using the same 3-finger formation that you used to salute in Cub Scouts nice idea, execution lacked something close battle but I’ll edge it to Battler 2 |
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08-07-2020, 04:21 PM
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NJ Devil
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