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NBL Season XIV Week 6 Magazine


Week 6 Introduction

Hey guys. We’re rolling into Week 6 with some good momentum!

We had a great number of sign ins last week, many of which are former text legends that definitely bring a very interesting dynamic to the season moving forward.

Neigh became the NBL’s second champ of the season in a hard fought battle with Cash. Great showings from both. Can Neigh run the table and finish the season undefeated? Time will tell. Cash has decided to take some well deserved time off for now.

NBL has it’s first roast cypher of the season up this week. A lot of writers have already posted their 12 so props to all getting involved.

Lets get into it..



Week 5 Reviews – by Answer

((Answer)) [1 - 0] vs Defiant [2 - 2]

Defiant comes off of a loss against Letterman to go head to head with Answer. Unfortunately, Answer had a bout of De Ja Vu from his week 3 battle against John Dillinger where he dropped 20 bars early and was met with another opponent who noshowed. Answer walks away with this victory by default.

((Noetic)) [0 - 0] vs. Ender [1 - 3]



Noetic steps in to make his debut appearance in the NBL versus Ender, who has come off of an unfortunate 3-battle losing streak against Wanderer, Flow, and Allen Knight. Ender showed up to the battle, but was past the deadline. I don't know if Noetic specifically called to have this battle ruled a no-show, but that's the way it was ruled. That being said, Noetic wins this by default but both battlers did drop a verse, so I will review them accordingly. Noetic came with a lot of filler in his verse, but had a couple minor jabs with his "you should be 0-4 but your last opponent was retarded" which was a little funny, along with his "thanks, we hate it" bar which equally elicits a chuckle. Ender had LOTB in my opinion with his "A sight for sore eyes" bar, and another strong punch with his "Heap of delays" bar. Overall, I think if this battle had gone to the votes Ender would've won this pretty comfortably, but if you can't come up with bars before the deadline.

Sinacog [0 - 3] vs ((Slecht)) [0 - 4]



This is the battle between 2 guys who have been down on their luck this season, and one of them had to come out of this one securing their first victory. Sinacog has been doing what sinacog does for 3 weeks in a row now, and Slecht has been trying to make his mark and failing about as hard as Blue Bayou fails at spelling his name. Sinacog came out spitting a bunch of nonsensical topical bullshit. I guess he's been modeling his style off of Blue who dropped a battle verse in a topical battle and now clearly there's no fucking distinction between the two anymore. Slecht had some solid hits including his asthma attacker flip on a Sinacog quote and pulled away with a pretty comfortable victory over his opponent who was too busy killing 10 dragons with 10 daggers and some other shit about obelisk demons to write a punchline.

Inno [3 - 1] vs ((Destroyer)) [ 3 - 1]



Inno came off of a win over Incredible in week 4, and destroyer comes in after having lost a phenomenal #1 contendership match with Neighbor, however he has been met with mostly noshows throughout the first few weeks in this league and apparently this week didn't go much differently. Inno was too busy doing self-incriminating youtube tutorials on how to pack a crack pipe to write bars this week. That being said, Destroyer dropped a consistent verse with some strong punches, his hallmark and antidote bars were both higlights. It's hard to say how this would've gone down if Inno dropped, but I think there was a strong chance the outcome would've been the same.

SMaSH [1 - 2] vs ((Adverse)) [ 1 - 2]



Week 4, Smash took a pretty convincing loss against FGR and looks to redeem himself against Adverse who just managed to pick up his first win of the season against Slecht in the same week. Unfortunately, smash was a noshow and adverse will continue his win streak to 2 going into next week. The being said, Adverse dropped a real solid verse with crisp wording that would've been a difficult verse for Smash to overcome had he shown. Highlights from this battle for me were Ad's miracle and clip with your name on it bars. If Adverse can bring this level of writing and comedy to his next opponent, I think he'll be tough to beat.

Incredible [2 - 2] vs ((FGR)) [2 - 2]



Incredible, following a hotly contested loss to Inno in week 4 squares up against FGR who ran away with a win over SMaSH the same week. I thought this battle was pretty close overall, but the voters all seemed to lean in FGR's favor. Highlights of the battle were FGR's "Voters avoiding ur battles so much next week Blue will make the mag even smaller" bar and Incredible's "Answer verse" bar. Both competitors put up a respectable fight but FGR got this one 6 - 0.

Ryno [1 - 0] vs ((Bomb Bard)) [1 - 1]



Ryno comes into this one undefeated after having beaten the incomparable Sinacog and he goes head to head with Bomb Bard, who has yet to have an official match that doesn't result in some kind of noshow. Bomb Bard must have spent quite a bit of time digging through his opponents past battles, because he started out his verse quoting a plethora of lines that were at the very least, suspiciously close to concepts from other battlers. Bard landed some strong hits with his red light and maserati bars and Ryno returned with solid blows in his smoke signal and amateur golfer bars. Unfortunately it wasn't enough, as Bomb Bard seems to run away with the victory here with 5 votes to none.

Wanderer [2 - 0] vs ((Flow)) [2 - 1]



Flow may have found himself in the contendership match-up this week if he had to dropped on time against Aura last week, it's hard to say. However, he missed the deadline and was ruled a Noshow, so this week he faces up against Wanderer, who has definitely shown improvement the last couple weeks and has managed to stay undefeated up until this point. Wanderer put on a respectable performance, with a creative "lip smacking" bar but overall it wasn't enough to contest against Flow's out-of-the-box thinking which was showcased in his "Get the message from the toaster, sabrina the teenage which" bar which I thought was one of the better punches this week. It's also worth noting that wanderer dropped 2 lines less than his opponent which may have been a missed opportunity that cost him. The result is that Flow takes this fairly comfortably, 6 - 2.


((Barcotic)) [1 - 1] vs Seth [1 - 2]



This one was a highly anticipated match-up between two heavyweights that was slated to go down as a spotlight match-up last week. My understanding is that Barc dropped a verse last week but Seth didn't want to be involved in the match-up if it wasn't part of the NBL. These two have talked a lot of shit in the past, so it's great that both sides delivered on this match and gave us a hell of a fight. Barcotic came with his usual style of unique wordplay with a "Dicaprio-pinned" bar which I personally thought he pulled off pretty well. Seth came out swinging with a Cleveland Browns bar which was LOTB for me, but ultimately I think Barcotic just beat him out with pure consistency that made all the difference to the voters. Barcotic wins this one handily, 6 votes to 1.

#1 Contendership Match: Aura [3 - 0] vs ((Letterman)) [3 - 1]



In a match-up to determine who will be going into Week 6 to face the NBL championship, we see the undefeated Aura going head to head with Letterman, who recently fumbled the opportunity for the title by losing in a contendership with the NBL's first season Champion, Cashius. Both battlers showed out and put on an impressive performance, as Aura delivered brutal slight of hand and 7-up bars. However, he met his match with Letterman, who had a slew of hard punches: Strongman, Airdrop, Kyrie Irving. Overall it was too much for Aura to handle and Letterman ends up winning this one with a 7 - 3 margin. Either way, this was a great performance from both sides and was considered by many to be the battle of the week. I would whole-heartedly agree if it weren't for...

NBL Championship Match: Cashius [4 - 0] vs ((Neighbor)) [3 - 0]



Two undefeated competitors with the NBL Championship on the line. Cashius who has just managed to secure the Title last week with a victory over INF to become the first NBL champion, making his title defense against Neighbor, coming off a convincing win over Destroyer in a picture battle the same week. It's one Hall of Famer versus one presumably future-Hall of Famer, and in my humble opinion the top 2 writers signed into the league right now. They put on the expected slobberknocker of a match-up, with Neighbor hitting Cash with a devastating Capital One bar and a bunch of comedic angles, including poking fun of Cashius coming in 3rd place in an Urban Prowlers match-up. Cashius responded in kind with his usual onslaught of powerful punches with his "1 to the side of the head", "Covid", and "Return Keys" bars. This match-up was exceptionally close in my eyes, and I could've seen it going either way. However, the votes ultimately decided that the winner AND NEW NBL CHAMPION is Neighbor with a stunning 7 - 4 victory. Excellent job to both competitors for putting on a classic match-up.


Week FIVE Top Punches – by Blue Bayou

Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
-Neighbor vs. Cashius

On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen
-Neighbor vs. Cash

Nothing but fake gun bars from both, bitch...Even w/ COVID I’m leavin’em wetted
Manhattan and anything NeighborRing ain’t poppin’ off...cuz they can easily Get It
-Cashius vs. Neigh

everyone knows ur african-american so ur death'll depress ur wife
leave a permanent Scarlett, & she'll play the role of Black Widow rest of her life
for five racks burn ur child to ash off my windshield & tires
see sun go thru glass over paper, & thats exactly how ima start the fire
-Aura vs. Letterman

Muscles don’t block bullets. 1911 pistol.. I’m not one for the glamour
But it doesn’t matter if you’re strongman, you can still get your bell rung from a hammer
I’ll gunbutt you over & over, just to make sure this guy leaves hurtin’
I don’t even gotta pull up & shoot, I can just beat you with the handle - Kyrie Irving
-Letterman vs. Aura

But since you love gun bars, imma let the heat wave bitch
You’ll get the message from the toaster like Sabrina The Teenage Witch
-Flow vs. Wanderer

Chicks text me “I’ve cooked ur fave baby” u take abuse. Ur a fuckin disgrace
If ur girl leave u a lip smacking message it’s “when I get home, I’m punching ur face”
-Wanderer vs. Flow

It's obvi my hair triggers him. Proly bc his is orange w grease n lice
Ironically hair triggers is the reason they'll be Combing his street tonite
-Barcotic vs Seth

every week its a new sway! get some new ways, find some even ground
cus u've had so many bad fits in the league I'd swear you managed the cleveland browns
-Seth vs. Barcotic

No one wants to read your lame lines. this dude is a weak brawler
Voters avoiding ur battles so much next week Blue will make the mag even smaller
FGR vs. Incredible

Me and your girl got a pornhub page, i shoot loads on her face n she's eatin cum
You'll see Ad up in every one of her videos - don’t matter if you paying for premium
-Adverse vs. SMaSh

stick to the poems, kid. when it comes to trading barbs u can’t fuck with me
the true Hallmark of ur style is that ur bars could work on cards for that company
-Destro vs Inno

I can fake being a class act.. tell the press conference this ain’t a bad Bout at all, dude
Say “I can’t take anything away from my opponent..” then knock your ass out and rob you
I’ll punt the shit out your face, one roundhouse to your fucking tooth is inducing lockjaw
You need an energizing kick, I got that down to a Tea I’ll come through and Kombucha top off
-Answer vs. Defiant




Week FIVE Verse of the Week – by Blue Bayou

Congrats to Neighbor on VOTW! I have him just edging Answer.

Have fun searching the Archives for personals ;)

Charge it to the game.. I grabbed the G19, put the chrome back in the stash.
Trust, this murder’ll be a Capital One; I switched to the plastic for Cash.
Got smoked on Prowlers in that triangle match.. nobody picked you.
Fuck a classic 3-way; you looked like the cuck in the corner w/ a handful of lotion & tissues.
You’re Amish & a racist? My verse could write itself w/ minimal effort.
Ironic, you hate black people when 40 acres & a mule is your literal net worth..
& if you got it out the mud, it was raining up in Mormon country.
So I’ma make sure this hickory tire.. & need new ones for his horse & buggy.
I’m stackin bodies.. another 1 shot kill on my run for the Title.
I put the Mosin-Nagant let, you bleed like ya got hit w/ one of the rifles.
Far as punches between us? I’m sick w/ the hands.
Seat backs & tray tables fully upright’s the only time you were in position to land.
On Netcees for 8 years. No personality, pics or signs you’re a human being.
I got a hollow shell w/ “Cashius” written on it like the AI behind ya computer screen.
You been here no-lifing it. Think these rounds got a time limit?
Nerd had a Fight Night w/ the wife.. & wrote 10 lines about it in 5 minutes.
You’re a watered-down Bayou, hittin the archives for personals. Power trippin STILL.
We just look right through Cash to see a Blue line, but nothin you counterfeits the bill.
ALL you do’s sports references. S’why we know you’re a failure.
Hope we can Canseco vids what did you in while ya jerk off to those in your trailer.


-Neighbor defeats Cashius 7-4 to claim the NBL Title!



Week 6 Predictions – by Adverse

CHAMP MATCH: Neighbor vs Letterman
Letterman is coming off a momentous win against Aura last week, while Neigh took down previously undefeated Cash in order to champ. Letterman will have to hit the pad extra hard this week to have a chance, Neighbor is clicking on all cylinders and has proven himself really tough, if not impossible to beat at this point in the season. NEIGH WINS 70/30

CONTENDERS: Flow vs Destro
Both of these guys have been around the site forever and it seems every league that comes around these two names are always near the top. Honestly this will be a dope matchup and will come down to whoever wants it more. I'll edge to Destro, think he's due for some more success. DESTROYER WINS 60/40

Inno vs FGR
Both have been solid this season even through some spotty writing at times, but have both been shown to have real haymaker bars as well (see 1-2 punch league) this could go either way but I'm lending more an edge to FGR here, I think he's more focused and harsh at this point in the season tbh. FGR WINS 60/40

Ryno vs Cred
Though Ryno has proven to have on and off success, his verse last week felt completely phoned in. Cred is an established name with a long list of champs/accomplishments, i predict he dismantles his opponent here with no real sweat. CRED WINS 75/25

Orc vs Username
Both of these names have been around since god created the lime green earth, I haven't read too much from Username but as he's just returning he'll have some rust to shake off. Orc has had a spotty season but will prove here that his skill has yet to decline. THE IRISHMAN WINS 65/35

Bomb Bard (Spree) vs Wanderer
Spree has had a pretty good season thus far but is going to have his work cut out for him this week. Wanderer is slowly making his way up the rankings and seems destined for a contender match soon. Could go either way if Spree brings it but barely tipping the scales towards Wand. Good luck fellas WANDERER WINS 55/45

Zuchiefiasco vs john hensley
I have no idea who Zuchie is, must be one of the incoming new names from UPN. Nonetheless i have no knowledge of how he battles or what level he's on. John on the other hand is a legend and though he may have some undeniable rust to shake loose, I don't think he'll misstep this one away. HENS WINS 65/35

Zelph vs Seth
This is an interesting sleeper matchup to me. Could be really dope if both show and are motivated. To me a motivated Seth is dangerous though and he has a lot to prove after the loss last week to Barc. He'll handle business here. SETH WINS 65/35

Coop vs Snitch
BOTH OF THESE GUYS ALREADY POSTED GOOD SHIT FELLAS.

Aura vs INF
INF lost his champion match with Cashius so he has some motivation here to show out. Aura also lost a close battle with Letter in contenders last week so he also has incentive to go off. Could turn into a dogfight but INF will find a way to win imo INF WINS 65/35

Plot vs Sinacog
Absolute slobberknocker here. There will be a lot of dope punches here...at least from one side. PLOT WINS 29828282/0

Headless Verseman vs Lefty
Lefty is a legendary name that just came back out of the woodwork and will no doubt have some rust to shake off. I've already seen one no show from Verseman so we'll see if he even comes around, my money is on Left either way LEFTY WINS 60/40

Slecht vs Mac
No idea who Mac is probably an alias. Sletcht has been solid this season and has lost a few close ones, i see him bouncing back here. SLECHT WINS 70/30

Barcotic vs Answer
In either corner is some of the best battlers NC has to offer. This one should be entertaining and could turn into a toss up but i think Answer will keep his undefeated season alive here. ANSWER WINS 55/45


Good luck this week everyone!



Week 6 Predictions – by Bomb Bard

CHAMP MATCH - Neighbor Vs Letterman

-TBH this seasons the only time I've read anything from Neighbor. Like what I've seen man. Hes the Champ. I've been battling with Letterman for years now. He's moved away from flipping old concepts/WP's and starting to craft his own shit but TBH I dont see him beating Neighbor here right now. Hope its close though and you guys need to bring the heat. NEIGHBOR... LETTERMAN DOESNT LIKE WRITING MORE THAN 12 LINES & WILL NEED THE EXT. DROP 20 NO EXT. THANKS


CONTENDERS: Destroyer Vs Flow

-This will be a decent battle. Lately been dropping weird bars in his on language..Advil ect.. Im looking forward to Flows verse if he shows though. always bring personals and is cut throught with it. this could be an even match up tho but i got Flow taking this if he goes the personal rout.

Flow 70/30

Headless Verseman Vs YesTHATLefty

-Headless wont show and Dont know left. Heard about dude tho so Lefty wins


Adverse Vs Defiant

-Ad got some nice bars here and there same with defiant. I just think when Def misses he misses hard. Adverse can drop some hard misses to but his haymakers make up for it. I got Adverse edging this

Adverse 70/30

Slect Vs Mac

-Dont know who Mac is and Slect is slumping so he should be looking for a win here

Slect 90/10

Answer Vs Barcotic

-This could also be BOTW. Both are top tier battlers. could go either way. Besides Seth and Destroyer yall will see some heavy hits from both battlers. Looking forward to this one so make it a HOF battle

Cant predict

Zelph Vs Seth

-Zelph will bring just gun bars to the table since he cant write about anything else. Seth will bring more clever/witty bars and a personal here an there. I got seth taking this easy

Seth 100/0


Zuchiefiasco Vs John Hensley

-Dont know zuch.. I havent read much from Hensley But heard lots of great things about him. SO I got Hensley taking this

J Hens 80/20

Bomb Bard Vs Wanderer

-YOU DEAD NIGGA

FGR Vs Inno

-Inno been writing some good stuff as of late but his misses are absolute hog wash. FGR is dope when he doesnt rush his verses. If FGR finds personals he'll roll with some clever shit that hits nice. Inno i think is still turning that corner so I got FGR taking this

FGR 70/30


Ryno Vs Cred

-IF CRED FUCKING SHOWS UP FOR ONCE THIS YEAR AND ITS THIS FUCKING BATTLE... should be dope. Ryno just took a lose from your truely I'm like 1-7 Vs him now in reg battles. Cred tho usually keys something up and its almost always fire. Ryno kinda been in a writers block I feel so hopefully that lose will light a fire under his ass.

I got cred taking this 60/40 - or RYNO - By NS


Plot Vs Sinacog

-Plot wins this. sin is fucking trash


Orc Vs UserName

-TBH i havent read much from Username besides his pic battle with Serge. Hes got some clever material I just think he needs to dumb his bars down a bit. I see him shaking some rust adapting quick and making moves in this league. Orc is just the best to ever do it... I got Orc taking this

Orc 70/30

Aura Vs INF

-Two battlers I appreciate. they bring fire this could be BOTW tbh. Pleth has fit in quickly here at NC. they both have battled before I'm pretty sure on RB but, this INF's yard so Pleth gotta bring that heat. you should have murked Letterman to. INF always got heavy hitters when he doesnt cheat. this should be close I got Inf edging it by a hair

INF 60/40

Coop Vs Snitching Is Gangsta

-Coop is decent seen some fire bars from him on RB. Needs to shake that rust. SAG isnt bad either pretty much in the same boat rust wise. this should be a close battle. I feel SAG has the more humor/witty bars tbh here but if Coop brings that heat he could take this... Im edging this to fag

Snitch 60/40



Outro

I very big thanks to @Answer @Adverse @Bomb Bard for their contributions to the Mag this week.

Everyone have fun, show for your battle, do your part in voting, and write dope!

If someone wants to step up and do an Interview next week that'd be great....

FTC love ya'll im gone.
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What are you thinking? What would you prefer to see?

@Answer it was a great touch thanks for the cool addition to the section
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Might be the best mag so far.

FIRE, FELLAS

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It's time for me to stop fucking around, lol.

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It's time for me to stop fucking around, lol.

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