NETCEES CYPHER THREAD

[Mr. J]

Pat a cake pat a cake bakers mAaaaan
anyone make cash just know its the bakers man
never know until you take a chance..
girl got a muffin top came out the bakers pan
bake bake bake...shake the bakers hand
and do the bakers dance...

[2tripple0]

im discouraged i wish i could put my work to use
its no wonder since i bubbled up ya lip and chipped ya tooth
no one understand me i gotta complete this set up
you like a cup of joe something to digest like a drug
i don't know any other way of saying it truthfully
you be soft as puddy and call yourself a profiting industry
i wish i could go back in time and change my decisions in life
because i wouldn't put up with shit and stop chilling with dykes
you aint on the mic and just like rhymes yall all sound the same
im in my audi Quattro and im parking it on my driveway
gonna finish this but im unsure if ive left you compelled
im cracking your shell and pumping you with gas unleaded

[Mr. J]

I'm bland on the otherhand I'm damned
damned by demand and offhand banter
surviving cancer, black swan I dive in dancers
buying pampers for that shit you wrote
fuck chipping a tooth watch I clip your nose
dip your prose in piss & throat regurgitation
Ill burn a nation then snatch ya virgin fake shit
you a nerd, a fake bitch, your verbal is basic
I'll turn into a turban! Ha haaaaa
I made you laugh ha haaaaa

[Mr. J]

Garden Burgers & Beers...


Stained glass, the pains past, I massage a knuckle where the pains at
my hearts in the right place but I feel like cupids aim is bad..
that's beyond fact but that's where my persona's at..
wherever the most common grasp I flip & pawn the act
prepare for the night I tear a bish up, comin' down on a rook
us your defenses & shit before you know it your crown will get took..
I'm a sandwich, I'm a hero, I'm a clubhouse
you want a good trip stand on the road with your thumb out...

[e11even]

... or maybe I'm trippin balls...
Padded interior sprawls, straight jackets, grippin the walls...
strippin the gause down to the festering causes
all because this broad tricks with the johns on the strip- man I lost it...
long nose metal pinnochio flossin gepetto bossin the bitch to the floor... "SIT!"
one lift, click, pick of the draw left shit hittin the floor quicker than jabbawockees at war...
talk about a "LOCK" and "POP" - that blast more than fragmented her jaw.
I'm in a villainous form with an air around me as rigid as Storm's.
I'm Chris fresh off a bitch and I'm hitting a tour.
A killing spree befitting of history books- Cruisin like Eazy, bumpin Tupac Shakur.

[Mr. J]

Im the lyricist the ventriloquist riddled with..
mild temperament, my interpretation is enraged
Im a little sick, you fly & I flew, survive in a zoo
trouble tying my shoes when Im high as a goose
a flock of some geese how do you slaughter a beast?
you cant, Im equipped with laser beams, king ghedorah
go under or experience the wings of horror...
I sing senora , blow a kiss to the heavens and laugh
a little gasoline & flame will have you dressin in ash
what? did I mention Im fat I take up space Im a galaxy
calamity damaging sanity with vanity feeling the gravity
chastity manually riding into the sky da da da daaamn it man
another asp er ran aspirin? aspiring answers inanimate..
companion lit cannon flick yea...

[e11even]

Candid pictures of Nick Cannon's bitch make my manhood get thick.
Oh wait... thats his ex... like the pills he got from Doc Huxtable's fist.
I'm an insufferable prick if you suck when you spit... your girl knows...
You can duck all my hits, but get cut in 8 bits when I buck with this fifth.
Get it? You're a buck and thats it... cabela's game ain't fucking with this.
I keep it a buck like ten cents... times ten or some shit... so I love when I win.
I'm just here shakin rust off again like a Kris Kristofferson with advanced forms of parkinson's...
I'm in advanced form, so park it, son... you're a shoppin mark... your on the market, son.

[Mr. J]

I come through Tonka tough, ya main man, whats a whopper son
another doctor run through honor stuff, look how Im poppin up
Im poppin up like ads, jack in the box & such
the toxic junk that seems to hang off my nuts
I sniff exotic dust, that tends to give me an erotic rush
exactly! astonished bruh, the bed of flowers I frolic from
i treat you like the cookies that Im tossing up
whaaaaat? i dont know this is wins & losses plus
this is the jargon rushed through with a honest touch....
of monocle lust

[e11even]

Mr. McDonogle struts as if I do not give a fuck?
This teacher wants a trust fall til I make him fall on a truss,
Break his back, nape intact, point n gawk at his guts.
"they're exposed!!! " I'm not only fucked
In the head, I'm special ed n I'm not givin up.
Short bus swag with a helmet on, paper bag fulla Lunch...

[Mr. J]

My rhyme is an indication of the sick amazement I came with it blazing bricking patrons with a gifted statement I mean, that shits amazing I wish the hatred an invitation that makes them take a trip to Vegas putting their live on paper, I mean their life on paper, I have my eyes on traitors I am greater the iron trader, Im shining playa rolling dice for wagers life in layers the lion tamer attack on Titan, mayor, presidential party in the residential army no consequential harming, credential sparring I put it in your dental, hardening, Im a ghost on conquest, the host on concepts, the foe of progress my doe on congress, my bucks in Milwaukee its a mufuckin party!!!

[e11even]

Your a danika Patrick n imma Tom hardy. Tea party?? No I tea bag with these flesh bean bags and bomb barbies. Bbq the entire lobby. Lobbing a tire sized rocket from the sidearm piece through your wide old teeth. You'll be dead at the wake with your eyes on fleek . Eyes on me! I'm the raggedy type... This lucky charm is at the back of each wife... She blows the horn while we give her the bag of deez pipes. Hatchet with a ratchet each side, plastic c4 stashed on each thigh... Running in your complex with a God complex with the object of smashing these lives... One shot bang and quiver each slice...

[2tripple0]

im dope and nothing to add to that
i know this like history class way im all about the facts
gonna spend this dough while im still on top
you like the cleaning ladies all up on it like a mop
gonna spread the cheese and make sure it fits
cuz if it aint broken theres no reason to get it fixed
just take a hit the psychiatrist recommends it
and just like a fire exit im contacting you like lenses
its dope as fuck i know you love to fuck with us
and if you were at the corner its only to catch the bus
im thinking of ending it its all about how things finish
but you so fake i question whether or not you even exist

[Mr. J]

I send a fleet out to conquest, outnumber anyone & proceed south
dont leave a camp settlement until every settler bleeds out
I see clouds, I see storms that rain blood more than tears..
if change makes sense than my thoughts couldnt afford the ears
afford the ears? yea homey like you couldnt get corn at KFC
my drive thru order came through sounding like alien speech
Im [nsane on the weekends but during the week Im Mr Clean
I massage my nuts as my foot pulls back & proceeds to kick your spleen
thats nonsense this is nonsense, Im a keyboard without a conscious
Ima seahorse without an ostrich this is my telepathic sausage

[e11even]

I smack airborne balls!! Mutumbo with the emphatic stoppage!
I combat your sloshes with forceful throat gags with daggers of hotness
A slasher with vomit-splashed galoshes amassing carnage- impasses upon us
no passes i warrant. don't come at a performer that snaps like rabid transformers
passion so avid it haunts ya that you are so average and washed up
like a cadaver in vats of that orange stuff. but i'm cleaner than half of ya roster
i'm a homhock in a hammock, i get laid... i mean i take naps on a pasta
wake up inside ya girl cuz she takes bones in the mouth... cheesin like Kraft mix lasagna

[Mr. J]

Im the author, the flying saucer born into the Armada
riding a pinata, sipping on agua casting spells Harry Potter
mufuckin drama got Gods armor prepared for the HaHas
permanent marker, Peter Parker web-slinging in a yamika
Doctor Mario up in this shit with a twist on the sites ills
despite thrill no one could hit harder than life still..
I find pills stashed in a cabinet, villainous & ravenous
puffin on cannabis, my language is spoken in the tavern
a seat bearing an amulet with my hand on a Javalin
riding like the Paladins look at these earphones Im jammin in
what you hear beats me....& thats funny

[e11even]

Bet you never had Beats, B... I get it. Cuz that's money
Covering ya girl's Patty wit mayonnaise like Doug funny
I send foes thru ER, you owe me "wattup Doc" 's like bugs bunny
I slung rocks at cops stomachs til blood clots, they drop from it
No, twats - I rock summits with drops, I'm not buggin

[Mr. J]

I drug in the mutton owe none of these suckas nothin
Paul Bunyan Jumped in & told his wife to get a breast reduction
Im sunk in, drunk n runnin the bar down in Philadelphia
move a smudgeon, in the dungeon there aint no helpin ya
put ya self in ya like them russian dolls son, I roll hard son
this is how you ball son, lookin hard looking like the bald one
the ending in saw one, or just saw whatever you saw son
I see saws while I saw the sea easy breezy cover girl nah son
easy breasts

[2tripple0]

Do. U ® ember any of them. They were family.
I saw Billy run after that Piccadilly know da dilly
You a flyer for a show or a show with some indies
You don't say that to Sidney the book of riglies
I looked for the knowledge inside like a fish replies
I want something else that was first prize now goodbye
Why imply you a Forrest approaching or a river in Dubai
Was important to speak. If the annex ain't cleared in a year
Pioneer cavalier death to King Lear. Concepts disrupt.
That means the stadium about to blow. The audience corrupt
I live in a ransack tied up like locks on Behaviour
Cover our rears. I'm patted like a Santa clause dressing inginger beer
I got a thing for this mans offer. You see this man was important
We kept running if ain't one thing it's just an drastic appointment
Proportion she wanted more. I entailed to fit it
Before the nail on the coffin. A splendid afternoon.
She sipped the spoon. Oh would u like some.
If a dog lose his home u help it since it's her fume. Bedroom
And if the Brooke's cuz if his right don't land i bet the Red Sox.
That was weak it hasn't got better from last night
You say Wendy's no good but couldn't say his black light
Didn't trust him knees buckling my Behaviour no amateur

[Mr. J]

find me in your parameter looking like a janitor
cleaning up after ya, damn it the...nerve
I mean word, society is fucked up but worrrd?
blaming other people isnt that...absurrrd
swerrrve, I aim at static in that blurrr
I throw hooks on worms catching fish or birrrds
Im a Kit Kat you a butterfinger Im a tic tac
you a shit sandwich Im where the shits at
did I did that? I burn where its blunt, you burn where the bridge at..
what up with that, what up with that...lol
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[e11even]

Jajajajajajaja!!! Since we like to ***kle a lot.
I disappear and pop up in the most impractical spots.
No convo for the tantos, I don't rap with the lot.
I'd rather go car garage pimping and rap in the lots.
Immaculate stature at this shit, not even maxing my drops.
Still catching dubs like bush junior when he splashed out the twat.