THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[2tripple0]

im chilling on the forums trying to write some lines
if this was the cover of a newspaper id call it the New York Times
and i never have trouble getting my point across
if this was a dvd i could stop at any time and put it on pause
i just want to floss there aint nothing to it life speaks for itself
you like a dilapidated apartment no one paying for the rent
my rhymes got mass populations infected call me malaria
and since im like post codes im filling crowds with mass hysteria
not that i want to create a scene or start to command a mob
and just like a stop sign you gotta break for people who want to cross
im just dropping knowledge all over his cypher for yall to address
your verses are like commercials people fast forward through all ya texts

[Jan]

yo its almost my birthday
2tripple0 is sure lame
time

[Witty]

Fuck ur birthday

I got these straps, strapped above my kneecaps, i just lift shit n spray
Hit kneeslap with 3 claps, like HIP HIP HOORAY!

[Witty]

@Kneeslap happy bday tho lol

[Mr. J]

Shiiiiiiiiiid



I have an automatic causin' static
shockin' clap shit, stoppin' wack shit
talkin' wrap shit, bodybag that shit
toilet paper grab that shit
Hold em like a toilet brush
golden seat, diamond handle that's a royyyyyal flush
fuck that..touch that...touch whaaaaat!?!
Touch that ..

[2tripple0]

im doomed my lyrics will get me in a concoction
im ill with production caught you with the love potion
like a woman who bleeds once a month on her period
so act accordingly because you a complete idiot
feeling envious that I can open up a womans womb
ill bury you like a treasure and call ya pyramid a tombstone
you like ancient folk who built cities near natural resources
and people still talking abortions and im not a law enforcement
but I still can feel awake and a funeral parlour too
and just like jesus Christ the way I got to martyr you
and just like a baptism im washing you with cold water
im like a rodent digging in the kingdom sent to slaughter
you could call me an otter because im wise like a gangster
just found out I killed cupid and couldn't split like the equator
im in the meridian trying to compass my way like a navigator
your mans a loser I tuned ya flute while I fed ya boy to alligators

[Witty]

Psycho babble, kick back - unwind with scrabble
Mind is scrambled, smiling at these guys that battle
I like to dabble in pints and fight the rabble
I'm ruthless, regarded as stupid retarded
Dying from lupus my heart is toothless and guarded
But i fuck sluts in my dreams, ladies in my nightmares
Crazy shit, and im scared, but it's not what it seems
God is a fiend, crackhead sucking dick for rock
Time is my foe so i hit the clock, we going tick for tock
Life is upsetting, inception, too deep to understand, people underhand so they catch my knife at their wedding reception
Never been less than a memory, mental regression
Kurt Cobains churned up brains with kennedy's meshed in

[Mr. J]

I'll fuckin...I'll fuckin....


eat your heart with a spoon, howl at the moon
is it to who? Or to whom? Get swept like a broom
get wet like a groom. Oops I said that too soon
Bad boy I'm a loon, plies I'm a goon, riiiight?!?
I'm a fool...take the plant out of the root...
injure ya crew and take the weakest out the group
WOOOOO got that ric flair that splits hairs
pistol wet ya whole noggin like pimp hair
WOOOOOOO I got that steal a rapper style

child wild, wild child, mile profile fuckin rhymes ssssson

[emcee squared]

nothing

[Pharaohs Army]

writers

[Mr. J]

Germany turnin' me to unearthly deeds, otherworldly...
I'm doing a handstand, with a fanny hanging off of my backpack
let's backtrack..
journey me to eternity, courtesy of some purple tree's
purple weed, some dabs leaking out of my backpack
backtracking across country searching for herbal peace
bathing at turtle beach, letting everybody's girdle free..
you heard of me....it will be thirty each for an autograph personally

[Urban Dialect]

this is resident evil
the law recognizes "Companies" as people
the is some “fecal”
fuck a political “matter”
and I’m not a political rapper,
but I do rap about doom and gloom and looming disasters
but who do they think they're fooling with NAFTA?
because of these ruling these Companies are saying
that they should be allowed to come together and form them a nation
and as crazy as that sound, it's Obama the one that's selling us out
under the trans pacific partnership; it's being openly done in the dark
and you're vote won't be taking part in it
so what does this mean to us? Cause I really don’t give a fuck
I’ve already given it up and don’t need none of this stuff
would you fight for your “way “of life?
Or give it up and fight to just stay alive?

[2tripple0]

Well your great nd I'm starting to play along
So I told him your song was right why say it's wrong
I'm the big cheese rocky on the premise 8th the wood
I'm eating the subject and leave cats flat lined my stones
I know there's a b better 2 way I could during with flavor
I'm right next door call me the cute witness 8th murder
I'm guessing he's redundant but I just wan to be clear
I'm right it's the he next door to the cleaner
She said I'm rapp ingredients like bla xx know
I'm tip top on tope 8th it's mega dome royal stout
Finishing mm is an ending ha at belies it's Tuesday
Lol ill way ye yo I'm rushing like mount rushmore face

[Bodey]

sippin from a zephyrhills bottle
"cuz it's better than a beer"
quit doin stupid shit or the cops'll
"shoot off both your ears"
ow, that kinda hurt a little bit
like a little bitch woulda said

[CopyPat]

A little bitch woulda said?
I kill this shit. Good and dead
You couldn’t get more deceased
I put to rest poor emcees
I’m lookin fresh, you shook to death
I’m cigarette smokin, please..
I spit the best, over seas
The sickest strep, flow’s diseased rip ya chest open steez
Split ya flesh homie
These little men don’t compete.
The league’s most memorable emcee from the east coast
Get a load a me
My field goal percentage so obscene I made a free throw record strokin three’s
That’s beast-mode fellas, no regime holds pressure over me
No, never gonna be slow, forever flow with speed
Yo check it homie. Geez, woah! Let it go, my speech more incredible, capishe?

@sraL @Wise Wiggles @dead man @Dancake @dull boy @Witty

[2tripple0]

im impecible you can count on me to drop fire
you like something breath taking because I have to admire
usually I talk shit and make people look like a bunch of homos
but just like an alien call me Kramer my last name is cosmos
im trying to improve at writing shit online
if I bought you out they would call it the price is right
its like a gameshow becuz I know all the answers
and you still studying but aint include my geometric panther
im dope and trying to imply mostly humble in my abode
you like a chicken way you trying to cross the road
its funny the way things come to life in spring and die in fall/winter
and when I write shit in my journal im sure i serve like dinner
end this abruptly and blunt nothing stopping my rhymes
if this was who wants to be a millionaire i'd let you call ya lifeline

[Mr. J]

You wastin' my time that's that shit I don't liiiiiike
figured Id write a page of shit that I won't wriiiiiite
you gon' fly! Like birds perched on a jet plane
experiencing jet lag until the next day..
what does the 'sex' say? Oooooo ahhhhhhh
experience flame from the shell king koooooopa!
Mufucker I use comet to wash shit
bleach to degrease myself from all this
this is uncommon, this is love...unwanted
anytime, anyplace you ain't gonna ssssssstop it

[Wise Wiggles]

Cock pit phenomenal bendromeda
Sick at heart, pick apart dense objects
Bless conscious, the pen's constant
Red carpet nightmare
All these dead zombies like rare
Meat & greet, head lasagna, die scared
Or lI've sacred, give thanks man. Matrix land
Space gets jammed. Stupid aura
Super nova up on the tutor sofa
I could use a roll, brah. Late night mutant stroller
Great wife, boobie holder. Lake snipe, moody soulja
Ouiji board ya, we be portland
Try to eat, get charged Wheaties toasted
Seaweed floats up, swamper fortress
Catch a scent and squander torches

[2tripple0]

sometimes I feel like I don't know anything about anyone
its like filling clips on guns except there wont be any targets shot
im like a mop way I dog you like a cleaning lady
I aint insane but a lot of yall claim in crazy
gonna write this while im listening to tunes
you couldn't tune ya instruments but ill have u singing the blues
drop shit crazy online but I still flow even when Im getting strange looks
best to hit the books im like the corner of the board call me a rook
but I aint no rookie fuck it hear ye hear ye im hungry for pussy
everything below money except maybe some wine with company
I think you dope and really enjoyed reading your rhymes
hope you can count that last line because it was a complete lie
you've yet to drop dope in this cypher and I keep ya perplexed
its like a stamp on an envelop better not forget the address
im too ill on the mic and im confident im hanging ornaments
the best offence I heard was always facing your conflicts
and since you hopping around on ya last leg
and if I was a football team from new York then one yard and u'd jet

[Mr. J]

I push the envelope, when the worlds gone to Hell..
I'm on the shelf, sailing away to the most common wealth
look at my awkward self..the anxiety the hostage felt
would make the viewer feel the need to stop...and well...
the ideas or millimeters to the miles that I put in..
look how I'm lookin', brandishin' the eventual conclusion
pardon my intrusion..no need to embarrass the student
watch them learn...I thought you deserved some amusement
I'm doo da dootin' cloggin' ya plumbin' I'm koopa troopin'
I'm a huge improvement, nah I'm the balance you induced in
whaaaat..I don't get it either, I got jipped in theater
performin' protagonist acrobatic shit performin' a backward flip
that bastard kid, jumpin' over the candlestick...
por que jorge my swordplay endorse fate in a pure blaze
enormous hey, enormous heyyy, look at that enormous weighhht..